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Authors: Alan Gordon
The Moneylender of Toulouse
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To Vesta Downer,
a remarkable woman who raised
two remarkable daughters,
and graciously let me marry one
CHAPTER 1
“It's up here,” said the landlord, leading us up a steep flight of steps. There was a trapdoor at the top which he pushed up. I climbed after him, then reached back for Portia as Claudia handed her up to me. The baby looked at everything at once and said, “Ooooo.”
“She likes it,” said the landlord.
“That's a good start,” said Claudia as she pulled herself through.
“Now, this is the main room,” said the landlord.
Cob walls, with a thin coat of whitewash slapped on them sometime in the last decade. I thought that I could put my fist through them fairly easily. I made a note to hold my temper. At least, while I was inside.
“And you got your brazier over here,” he continued. “It keeps the place nice and toasty when it's going.”
We looked at the brazier, which was the size of a piglet, and the runt of the litter at that.
“Does all right,” he insisted.
He threw open shutters on both sides of the room, and the chill wind whipped through.
“You get a nice breeze,” he observed.
“Just what we want in December,” I said.
“I take your point, Senhor,” he said, closing the ones on the west side of the room. “But come the summer months, you'll need every scrap of air you can get. Now, here's the one room, and there's the other. You can try out the pallets if you're so inclined.”
There was a rustling noise from one of them. He moved quicker than I thought he could and stomped down hard. The rustling noise stopped.
“Of course, you're free to bring in your own,” he added.
“Not much furniture,” observed Claudia.
“Will you be entertaining much?” he asked.
“We're jesters,” I said. “We entertain for a living.”
“Oh, is that what you are?” he asked. “I don't see any motley on you.”
“It's Advent,” I explained. “No entertainment until Christmas season.”
“Then you're unemployed jesters,” he said. “In that case I'll be wanting six months in advance. Two pennies a month.”
“For two pennies a month, we can live in town,” I said.
“Then live in town,” he said evenly.
“Three pennies for two months, and I'll pay for four in advance,” I said.
“Done,” he said, so quickly that I regretted not haggling more. That's the problem with coming to a new place and not knowing the price of things.
I held out my hand. He looked at it curiously.
“Oh, I need you to sign an agreement,” he said. “It's the way of doing business here. I'd trust you, but the wife doesn't like me to do that. You know how women are.”
“I do indeed,” I said, as Claudia shot me a quick smile.
We went downstairs to his rooms and he produced a document and a quill and ink.
“Just an ordinary lease,” he said. “Nothing fancy. I don't even bother with it after. You can sign with an X if that's all you know, I don't mind.”
He passed it to me. I looked at it, using my best puzzled expression.
“I don't know what this says,” I said.
He glanced over my shoulder, then turned it right side up.
“Just put your mark down there,” he said.
“I'm not sure,” I said. “It looks like Latin.”
“Oh, that's just how they do contracts here,” he said. “Like I said, nothing to worry about. I can't even read it myself.”
“What a lovely hand it's in,” exclaimed Claudia, looking at it. “All those curlicues. You can tell that the scribe was a learned man.”
“Yes, but I don't see any numbers,” I said.
“Well, that's because they're written out as words,” she explained. “See there? That's a three.”
“Ah, so this would bind us legally to pay three pennies a month,” I said.
“It certainly would,” she agreed.
“Not at all what we just discussed, is it?”
“Not at all.”
“I am thinking that if I brought this document to a baile, then perhaps this landlord could find himself in a spot of legal difficulty,” I said.
“I would think so,” she agreed.
“Now, there's no need for that,” said the landlord hastily. “We can dispense with the formalities. I'm sure your word is good enough for me.”
“But is yours good enough for us?” I asked. “I think a contract is an excellent idea, friend landlord. Have your scribe draw one up reflecting the price we agreed upon. And make a copy for us.”
“I might have one or two where the terms can be filled in,” he admitted grudgingly.
“Eminently satisfactory,” I said. “And please remember that we are fools with some education.”
“So I see,” he said, fetching a pair of documents from his desk. “What do I call you, Senhor Jester?”
“Tan Pierre,” I said. “This is my wife, Domina Gile. The baby is Portia, and that's our older daughter, Helga, with the wain.”
“My name is Honoret. Pleased to meet you, I'm sure,” he said, holding out his hand.
I grasped it and pulled him to me.
“You'll find us to be reliable tenants,” I said softly. “Unless crossed. See that you perform as reliably as our landlord. And get us a decent-sized brazier that can actually produce some heat.”
“I will,” he promised quickly.
“Then we have an understanding,” I said, releasing him.
He massaged his hand, grimacing, while I signed the contracts, making sure to enter the agreed-upon price first. He added his signature somewhat shakily, and I paid him for four months, which soothed his injured pride considerably.
Helga was sitting on the wain when we emerged from the front door, holding Zeus's reins and chatting with a pair of young men.
“So, I will see you in church then,” she said smoothly as I came up. “Nice to meet you.”
They glanced at me and made their farewells immediately.
“New friends?” I asked.
“I have to have something to do until Christmas,” she said, pouting.
“It's called training, Apprentice,” I said sternly. “You have fallen behind in your studies. You will never become a jester in full at this rate.”
“I was practicing my flirting,” said Helga. “You told me that that was an essential tool for every fool.”
“That's true enough,” I conceded. “Good. You have earned the privilege of helping me unload the wain.”
“We'll be living here?” she said dubiously. “Why not in Toulouse proper?”
“It's cheaper in Saint Cyprien,” I said. “And it's only twenty minutes' walk to the center of the city. Less for a pair of young legs like yours. Now, take those props and instruments up.”
Claudia stayed with the wain, nursing the baby, while Helga and I made several trips up the steep steps. Despite the cold air, we were both drenched in sweat by the time we had finished.
“You'll be in the smaller room,” I said, pointing it out. “We'll be in there.”
“And Portia will be with me,” she said.
“No, Portia will be with us,” I said, carrying the cradle inside the large room. When I came out, Helga was staring in rapture at the smaller room.
“My own room,” she breathed. “My very own room!” She squealed and hugged me fiercely.
“Enjoy it while you can, Apprentice,” I said. “Once the baby is weaned, she'll be moving in with you.”
“There's no hurry on that,” she said. “She's so plump and happy. I think you could nurse her until she's five or so.”
“I am thinking not,” said Claudia, coming through the trap. She had Portia in her right arm and a broom in her hand. She tossed the latter to Helga.
“A new broom for a new room,” said Claudia. “I want this place spotless by the time we get back. Take the pallets outside and burn them. Handle them carefully. I don't want you to get bitten. Then fetch some water up here and mop the place out.”
“Yes, Domina,” said Helga, spinning the broom until it was a blur.
“No fooling until the work's done,” added Claudia.
“Yes, Domina,” she sighed, putting the broom to its proper use.
We went back down the stairs.
“I saw a stable over by the cemetery,” I said.
“It's probably going to cost more to keep Zeus comfortable than to keep us,” grumbled Claudia as she climbed onto the wain.
“Well, he does eat more,” I said, sitting beside her and flicking the reins.
She was silent as we rode past the cemetery.
“We could sell him, you know,” she said.
“I couldn't possibly part with Zeus,” I said. “I have grown too attached to him.”
“He, on the other hand, or hoof, would cheerfully trample you into the grass and eat you if you gave him half a chance,” she said.
“That's why I need him around,” I said. “He keeps me ever vigilant.”
We found the stable. I did a better job of haggling this time. A boy who didn't know any better took the reins, and we heard shouts of panic as he tried to wrestle the horse into a stall. Other boys rushed in to help, and we finally heard a door slam and a neigh of frustration.
“Anyhow, I owe him,” I said. “He's earned his keep. And I want him here just in case we have to get out of town in a hurry.”
“We're already out of town, so you've gotten a head start,” she said. “We're supposed to be settling down, aren't we?”
“I've never been good at that,” I said.
“Thank you so much, said his wife,” she said.
“You're the exception that proves the rule,” I said, putting my arm around her as we walked. “I need you around, too. You also keep me vigilant.”
“So, I am the equivalent of your horse,” she said. “The compliments never stop coming, do they?”
“I love you, you're beautiful, a goddess among mortals.”
“That's it?”
“I adore the shape of your nose. I don't think I've ever told you that.”
“Then because you adore the shape of my nose, I will share your bed tonight, husband,” she said, leaning into me for a moment.
We located the local market and loaded up with provisions. There was a shop that sold used furniture. Claudia took over the haggling, and by the time she was done, we had a table, six stools, and some pallets that looked clean and, more importantly, uninhabited. She arranged for everything to be delivered to our rooms, then rejoined me outside.
“It's rather pleasant to be walking with you in civilian clothing,” she said.
“We've been in civilian clothes before,” I said.
“Only when we were pretending to be civilians,” she said.
“We were wearing the same clothes we're wearing now,” I said.
“Yes, but wearing them for a mission made them into disguises,” she said. “Now, we're just acting normally, doing normal things in normal clothing.”