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My blood rushed to my head. “Look,” I demanded. “I have a great eye for beauty.” I took a step closer, with an avowal as futile as all famous last words—“
I belong here.

She exhaled toward the marble floor, like she was embarrassed on my behalf. “Ethan St. James, let's keep this dignified,
please
. Do you think I have time to bother with you and your ‘great eye'? I'm sure your skills will be appreciated somewhere else.”

Striding to the glass doors, she turned around to reveal a row of tiny velvet buttons down her spine. As the heart monitor teetered on silence (
beep . . . beep . . . beep!
) I half-shouted, “I mean, really—
Régine
is a
fashion
magazine—how can it possibly be that hard?”

At this, Sabrina pivoted just her head, so that her chin was pointed over her shoulder. “You think working at
Ré
gine
would be not—that—hard?” The corner of her eyebrow flickered, a crack in her otherwise self-assured countenance. “All right,
Mr. St. James, with the ‘great eye,' who went to
Yale
—” I felt the soul of my dying dream approach the final threshold, as Sabrina pressed her ID card against the reader—
beep!

“Monday. Nine o'clock.” Without taking her eyes off me, she pressed her back against the
Régine
door, and with a final combative glare said, “Wear something deserving of your presumptuous sweat.”

chapter two

I
f I had possessed a greater sense of self-awareness, or a lesser sense of self-importance, I might have appreciated the perfect irony of my interview—that Sabrina Walker considered me inferior to the standard at
Régine
, when for the past four years I had entertained a kind of superiority complex toward the world.

I hadn't always been as confident as I was by the time I got to Yale. Despite my obsession with reading, or maybe because of it, I had been a terrible student throughout elementary and middle school; semester after semester spent suffering bossy, simpleminded teachers, who believed the height of knowledge was memorization and never had good answers to the important questions. There was no reason for me to think high school would be any better; based on the rumors, it promised to be much worse. Along with the rest of the incoming students, the
course I dreaded most was Freshman English, taught by the infamous and decrepit Ms. Duncan, who was “too hard,” assigned too much homework, and failed more students than any other teacher. She ran her classroom like a ballet studio, in which the slightest flail at the barre was cause for ruthless admonition, and unlike the other “mean” teachers who redeemed themselves by selecting favorites, I'd never heard of anyone being spared by Ms. Duncan.

Desperately hoping she wouldn't pick on me, I took a seat in the back row of her class on the first day, as she prattled about her “rigorous standards” and distributed worn-out copies of
The Great Gatsby
. Pausing two desks in front of me, she caught my eye and gestured toward my suit, which admittedly distinguished me from my peers. “Looks like we have ourselves a Mr. Darcy,” she commented with a self-amused smirk.

Having read
Pride and Prejudice
, and almost everything else by Jane Austen, I knew exactly who Mr. Darcy was, but lowered my gaze to the desk to discourage further negative attention.

Ms. Duncan mistook my silence for a lack of comprehension. Raising a droopy brow, she sighed, “I should know better than to make literary references to illiterates.”

I was one second flabbergasted, the next inwardly erupting like a furnace that had just been stoked. Who did she think she was to make such an assumption about me, when I had probably read more books than she had? My anger bubbled upward as she creaked slowly down the aisle and thrust a book on the student's desk in front of me; I watched her long, woolen dress swing nearer, and before I could control myself Austen's own words escaped through my teeth with the searing precision of a lighter's flame: “‘Angry people are not always wise.'”

Her wrinkled jaw dropped, then she recovered. “That's a line
you learned from the movie version, surely.” Her shadow fell onto my desk. “Let's see how well you do writing ten-page literary essays based on terrible movie adaptions. You won't be the first who tries, and you won't be the first I've failed.” She slammed a tattered copy of
Gatsby
onto my desk as a conclusive retort, and if I hadn't been so infuriated, I would have laughed out loud. I had already read it. Twice.

For two weeks, I participated in class through scalding glares. Then our first essay was due, and out of sheer spite, I turned in fifty pages, a whole dissertation about East and West Egg representing states of mental illness. I received the paper back after the weekend, tossed from Ms. Duncan's hand and with a red F on the top. “For not following the word count,” she spat. “I'll need a word with you after class.”

I fumed silently as she went on to berate the entire class: “With all the vocabulary in our magnificent language, I would have hoped you all could find better words to describe
The Great Gatsby
than—” she pulled out a list of words my classmates had employed in their critical essays “—
cool—awesome—fun—nice
—
really nice—
and my favorite,
great
, used without ironic relation to the book's title.” It seemed obvious to me that she had experienced some kind of bitter failure in her life; she had probably dreamed of being a great writer herself, before getting rejected by all the publishing houses, and being forced to teach dullards at our deadbeat high school.

When class ended, I tried unsuccessfully to slip by her.

“Sit back down, Darcy!”

I rolled my eyes and faced her desk while the other students flooded around me and out of the room. The door slammed shut behind them, and Ms. Duncan pointed at a desk in the front row.

“I'm going to miss my bus,” I said, and refused to sit.

Her eyes narrowed. “I requested your records from middle school,” she rasped, patting a folder on her desk. “Dismal at best. As I'm sure you are all too aware. The comments are all the same—you miss classes, you don't participate, and you only do the bare minimum to avoid failure.”

I shifted my weight and glared above her gray head at a quote from
A Tale of Two Cities
tacked to the wall, loath to give her the satisfaction of my full attention.

“Where did you learn to write?” she continued. “Because the person who wrote this, the person who—”

“Look,” I snapped. “I didn't plagiarize that essay if that's what you're getting at. I obviously know what my grades were like in middle school, and if you keep hassling me, I'm going to miss the—”

Ms. Duncan pounded her desk with two fists, her nostrils flaring as veins emerged on her forehead like cracks in an old vase.
“Don't interrupt me, Darcy!”
The pens rattled in the cup on her desk. “I know you didn't plagiarize that essay-–that's the first thing I made sure of.” Her shoulders lowered. “Yours was the best paper in the class.”

She paused for a moment, perhaps expecting that through flattery she would gain my respect, but I continued doggedly to refuse eye contact, preferring to clench my teeth and reread over and over:
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the best of times, the worst of times, best of times, worst, best worst best worst—

“It was insightful, and well written. It was, in fact, one of the most provocative analyses that I have read on
The Great Gatsby
, and trust me, I have read a lot of them.”

I nearly blurted,
“Then why did you give me an F?,”
but it was true that I didn't want to miss the bus, so I crossed my arms over my chest instead.

“Not interested to hear it, are you? I suppose you don't care what your teacher says?” She tapped the butt of her pen against her desk while I switched to staring at the door. “Now, where are you going to college?”

I responded with a paltry shrug.

“You don't know . . . ? Then I guess you envision yourself in Corpus Christi forever, don't you?”

I finally looked at her. She was sitting there, beadily judging
me
, and repulsion rose in my throat: “Nothing in the
world
could make me stay here.” These were words I had never said aloud: words from deep within, which inside of me had always seemed so strong and complete, but suddenly flung into the open air they sounded fragile and thin. In my terror that the words might not be true, more words came flying out, shattering against the wall and tinkling to the floor around Ms. Duncan's desk: “Four more years and I'll be out of here—out of this school, this town—I'll be far, far away, while you and everybody else will just rot here, and if you think I can't do it—” I gulped.

Ms. Duncan silently twirled a pen between her bony fingers. “And how do you plan to make it anywhere with these grades?” She gestured once more to the front row. “Sit down, Darcy, and let's have a chat. If you miss the goddamn bus I will take you home myself.”

MS. DUNCAN WAS THE FAIRY GODMOTHER I HAD HOPED FOR.
Our long conversation in her classroom that afternoon marked the
first time certain synapses in my brain had connected to form an important thought: I might actually be able to reach my destination, if only I followed a map. I swore to follow Ms. Duncan down every turn if it meant I would have a chance in the world, and thereafter my success was her fiercest passion, as I became her one chance at achieving whatever glory had eluded her in her own life.

I read and studied and followed a rigorous schedule of college prep exams; and ironically, after I had dedicated myself wholeheartedly to escape Corpus Christi, I finally started to feel okay there. My suits got more colorful, my attitude more eccentric, and the more comfortable I was with myself, the more comfortable others were around me—girls, at least.

None of them were attracted to me romantically. Evidently it was a truth universally acknowledged that a boy who wears a suit and pink socks “must” be gay, and pretty soon it was not only Cesar Montana but also the rest of the students who had applied that truth to me. It was a fair enough assumption. The prevailing gay stereotype in Corpus Christi centered on criteria abundantly satisfied by my fundamental qualities: my preference for female company, my disinterest in typically masculine activities, and especially my love of fashion and the arts. Even though I'd never had a boyfriend or a girlfriend, and was in fact hilariously ignorant about sex, the boxes were otherwise checked.

I didn't
want
to be gay. At least not at first. Growing up, I knew that being gay was the single least-acceptable thing I could do in life, less so even than becoming a drug addict, or failing school. Yet, outside the context of my own home, being gay actually made it
easier
for me to be accepted. At school, nobody had understood me when the only label they could apply to me was “strange,” but when that label was replaced with “gay,” I became
as predictable as the head cheerleader, or the football quarterback
—
a character everyone could “understand,” even though nothing about me had changed.

Whether or not I was
actually
gay didn't matter. Because everyone else thought it must be true, so did I, and either way it made school bearable. Of course there were the kids, like Cesar Montana, who “hated” gay people, but they weren't going to like me regardless of whether I was gay or straight or anything else.

By the end of sophomore year, not only did I have friends, but I had enough of them to be voted into Student Council. Granted, Ms. Duncan pushed me to run, and within my apathetic class the competition wasn't intense, but it was the start of something—and the year after that I was voted president. I was running the class, working at the library, and taking college prep exams with Ms. Duncan; when I wasn't busy, I was with my best friend, Claudette, who would pick me up in her dad's Jeep and take me shopping at the local strip mall.

My mother thought all the commotion was wonderful. She tailored all my zany suits, exclaiming, “How different the styles are for boys these days!” Not only that, but I finally had friends—“girlfriends!” she giggled in either a brilliant display of denial, or sheer cluelessness. The one dark cloud was my father. For years, the tenets of our family dinnertime routine had remained exactly the same. The sweaty embrace; “Ey,
cabrón
!”; the hug and smack on the bottom. The two differences were my height and his girth, until I began to notice that in the light of my brighter self-image, his own view of me had darkened; soon he was barely speaking to me. By that point, though, I didn't really care what he thought, and he remained tight-lipped until, one day, I suppose I took my differentness too far.

The piercing was Claudette's idea. A black pearl stud in my upper ear—a reckless whim, but then again, I was sixteen, and it was just for fun, and I had paid for it with my own money.

Within minutes of arriving home: “
¡Mariposa!
” my father roared. He grabbed me by the collar and pinned me against the wall, bellowing in Spanish, “
You won't be a faggot! I WON'T LET YOU BE A FAGGOT!
” And as I prepared to defend myself and shout, “
You don't know anything about me!,
” I realized he had
tears
in his eyes. My poor, stupid construction-worker father, who had grown up in another country, and had no hope of understanding me, thought that because I had a pearl in my ear there was something
wrong
with me, and furthermore, that it was
his fault
.

A shadow descended on the house after that, and six months later, Ms. Duncan was driving me to a college fair in Austin. There were booths for Columbia and Brown and Stanford—each one promising the best four years of my life—then there was Yale, under a banner which read,
Lux et Veritas
.

“What's it mean?” I asked the boy at the booth.

“It's Latin. It means light and truth.”

WHEN, ON MY FIRST DAY AT
RÉGINE,
THE ELEVATOR DOORS
parted—my own reflected likeness split in two—Edmund's head intern was standing directly opposite me in the foyer, having somehow foreseen exactly which of the twelve elevators would shuttle me up to that floor. His first words to me were an accurate summary of the relationship we would come to share: “My name is George, and we have a
million
things to do.”

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