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Miss Potterton took a step forward with her hand outstretched. Smiling broadly, she broke into a run, then jumped into the arms of the person she loved. Arms that had soothed her fearful heart during many a long, fretful night as their city had crashed and splintered under Nazi bombs. ‘Oh, Tom! My Tom! How I love you.'

15

Tina hovered in the kitchen, not wanting to go and mix, unwilling to swap small talk with the hordes that were cluttering the sitting room and filling the hallway. She decided instead that she would make a sweep of the room every twenty minutes, offering to replenish a sandwich, cut another slice of cake or pour fresh tea. It wasn't as if she knew these people, though it had been lovely to see Len and his wife at the crematorium. She knew Miss Potterton would have been touched he'd made the effort.

‘Oh, there you are!' Ian smiled as he rested his bottom against the kitchen sideboard. He folded his arms. ‘You've done a great job here, Tina. It's a lovely spread – you've done Aunt Cordelia proud. And those tribute flowers you arranged for her coffin were absolutely stunning. You've got a real talent there.'

Tina nodded and picked up a cup from the drainer on the sink.

‘Marley's been making conversation with Huey, Dewey and Louie, I see!' Ian chuckled. ‘And everyone seems to be making the most of the free food and the chance for a get-together.'

Tina ran the tea towel around the rim of the cup, then popped it back on the shelf of the dresser. ‘Yep, that's what I'm hearing. All them people who are standing in Miss Potterton's flat, scoffing her food, chattering away, and yet they couldn't even make the effort to come to her bloody birthday tea! I'm sorry, I shouldn't shout, but it pisses me off. It would have meant the world to her.'

Ian nodded. ‘Yes, it would, but that's human nature, I'm afraid.'

‘I don't like human nature much sometimes.'

‘I don't like human nature much a lot of the time.' Ian raised his eyebrows in agreement.

Tina reached across him for the saucer.

‘Her birthday tea was a great afternoon, despite the lack of guests,' Ian said, looking straight at her. ‘I really enjoyed it.'

‘Me too.' She felt her chest colour with embarrassment as she remembered their champagne-fuelled flirting.

‘Marley says college is going well.'

She liked how he seemed genuinely interested. ‘Yes, he's doing great. Studying hard, you know, getting on with it.'

‘Still on Plan A then.'

‘Yep.' She smiled. ‘Still on Plan A.'

‘I…' He hesitated, shifting his feet, awkward.

‘What?' she whispered.

‘I…'

‘Dad!' The voice was loud, bossy.

Tina turned to take in the plump girl with the very high heels, jeans and sheer shirt that showed off her ample cleavage beneath her bolero jacket. Her hair was lustrous, long and curled. It looked either expensively coiffed or expensively stuck on.

‘Can we go? This is the pits. I've shaken hands with a hundred old people who smell like wee and mothballs and then had to watch them eat sandwiches while they talk with their mouths open. It's disgusting! One man actually gobbed out a bit of cress that landed on my hand. Urgh!' She shivered.

The girl was pretty, but her words and her tone erased any attractiveness.

‘That'll be you one day,' Ian replied.

‘It bloody won't. I don't even like cress!' She shuddered again.

Ian and Tina exchanged a despairing look.

‘I meant the getting old bit, not the cress bit,' Ian shot back.

‘No, it won't. The day I start to lose my marbles or smell of wee, I shall throw a huge party, get pissed, say my goodbyes and take a private jet to Dignitas!'

‘And guess who'll have to pay for that?' Ian directed his words at Tina, who looked away.

‘I'm Tina, by the way. I was Miss Potterton's cleaner.'

The girl looked her up and down, gave a small-mouthed smile that didn't reach her eyes, and continued whining. ‘Please, Dad, I need to leave!' She stamped her foot on the floor like a petulant three-year-old.

‘Be my guest. Leave.' Ian held his palm out towards the door like an effusive maître d'. His tone was sharper than his daughter was used to hearing.

‘But you drove me here!'

‘That's right, and now you can get the train back, or the bus, I don't really care which.'

Minty stared at her father as tears of frustration glistened in her eyes. ‘Mum's right, you are an irritating twat!'

‘Oi, missy!' Tina's shout was almost involuntary. ‘You can't talk to your dad like that! You can't talk to anyone like that! And especially not today. It's Miss Potterton's funeral.'

‘I think you'll find I can do what the fuck I want, and I think you'll find it has fuck all to do with you!' The girl stormed from the room.

‘Minty!' Ian yelled after her, furious.

He turned to Tina with his fingers tugging at his hair in embarrassment. ‘I'm sorry she spoke to you like that.'

‘I'm sorry she spoke to
you
like that! Flippin' 'eck, Marley wouldn't dream of—'

‘I know.' He interrupted her. ‘I know. And there are two things I want to say to you. Firstly, you were so much more than my aunt's cleaner; you were her friend. And secondly, I haven't stopped thinking about you since that afternoon. I can't get you out of my head and when my days have been gloomy or I've felt lonely, even just picturing you and the way you are has helped me find my happy.'

Tina stared at him, shocked that this lovely man, this doctor, no less, could feel that way about someone like her. She stepped forward and tossed the tea towel onto the sideboard. He took her small hands inside his own and bent his head, kissing her lightly on the mouth. Tina felt her heart leap into her throat and her stomach clench with nerves and excitement. It had been a long time since she'd felt a bolt of pure unadulterated joy shoot through her body.

‘Ahem.'

They both turned towards the pompous-looking old man with the walrus moustache who was standing in the doorway, his large stomach bulging beneath his navy blazer.

‘Afternoon! Muir Tyson-Blaine,' he boomed, as though this should mean something. And it would have, had he bothered to turn up to a certain ninety-fourth birthday party. ‘Any chance of some more cake? We seem to have run out.' He nodded towards the sitting room.

Tina grabbed the packet of Garibaldi biscuits from her shopping bag and threw them at him. ‘'Ere you go, love. Get these in your norf ‘n' sarf.'

Ian smiled at her. ‘I think you lied to me – I think you actually learnt a lot in your rhyming-slang class.'

And the two laughed and kissed again.

*

When the last of the guests had been ushered from the premises, Ian switched off the lights and pulled the plugs.

‘Can you still pop in, keep an eye, give the place a onceover? I want it kept nice until we know what's happening with it.'

‘Yes, of course. I've got my key.' She smiled.

As they made their way into the hall, Tina noticed a small stack of mail piled neatly on top of the bureau under a paperweight. She gathered the letters into her hand and passed them to Ian. ‘I suppose you'd better let the relevant agencies and whatnot know that she's passed on.'

He nodded grimly as he sifted through the letters. One in particular caught his eye. ‘Gosh, look at this!' He held up the envelope and pointed at the large
ER
with a red crown above it. ‘It looks rather official!'

‘Open it!' Tina urged.

Ian placed his finger under the flap and pulled out a glossy card with a picture of Her Majesty on the front.

‘What on earth…?' Tina was as curious as she was excited.

‘I don't believe it!' Ian stared at her.

‘What?' She did a little jig on the spot.

Ian read aloud: ‘
I am so pleased that you are celebrating your one hundredth birthday…
' He looked up at Tina. ‘
I send my congratulations and best wishes to you on such a special occasion. Elizabeth R
.'

‘She was a hundred!' Tina blinked.

‘She was.'

Tina remembered standing on the other side of the front door and their first ever exchange.
‘You're not one of those ghastly women who lie about their age to suit the circumstances, are you? Adding some years in their extreme youth and then removing them later on? I think that's the height of vanity!'

‘The sly old devil!' She laughed. Her laughter quickly turned into a torrent of tears. ‘I'm going to miss her.' She sniffed.

Ian gathered Tina to his chest and kissed her scalp. ‘And that, Tina, is the greatest compliment you can ever pay someone. To miss them. That's real love.'

They made their way up the steep steps to ground level and Ian looked up and down the street. ‘Can't remember where I left the car!' He scratched his head.

‘See, that's another advantage of not driving. I always know where I've left the Tube station.'

He laughed.

‘Do me a favour, Ian, just drop me a little text when you get home. Let me know you got there safely. I know it's daft, but I'll worry about you when you're travelling.'

Ian stared at her, as his heart leapt with happiness. ‘I will.'

16

‘You sure you don't mind dropping me off, Len?' Tina leant forward from the back seat of Len's cab.

‘Not at all, girl. It's quite nice to be doing the journey, truth be told. I don't 'arf miss old Miss P. She was one of a kind. She used to call me Leonard. I never had the heart to tell her I was called Len because me surname is Fairclough – it's an old nickname from me army days, after that character from
Corrie
– and not because I was christened Leonard.' He smiled.

‘I never knew that. What is your first name then?'

‘You'll never guess it!'

‘It's not Rumpelstiltskin, is it?'

‘No.' He shook his head. ‘My mum was a right bookworm, loved a bit of Dickens. It's Josiah. I'm named after Josiah Bounderby in
Hard Times
.' He looked into his rearview mirror at Tina, who was crying into her tissue. ‘You all right, girl?'

‘Yep,' she managed. ‘I just had a bit of a flashback, that's all. Dickens, eh? It's a lovely name.'

Len indicated and pulled over by the cemetery wall. ‘Right, as I said, it's a little way round to the right of the gate. Follow the path and you can't miss it. It's under the big yew tree. Next to a family plot by the name of Jones, I think.'

‘Thanks, Len. You sure I can't give you some petrol money?' She jostled the bouquet of yellow roses in her arm.

‘Nah!' He batted his hand. ‘Don't be daft. I'll just take the next foreigner round the block a few times, make it up.' He winked at her, double-checked his mirrors and drove off.

Tina looked up and there he was. Her heart jumped and she felt a thin film of nervous sweat prickling her skin. He was wearing a white shirt, a dark green linen blazer, jeans and loafers. He looked lovely.

‘D'you often loiter around graveyards?' she asked as she approached him. And just like that, they picked up where they'd left off, familiar and comfortable.

‘I do today.' He leant forward and kissed her cheek, as though they met every day and this was how he greeted her. ‘What beautiful flowers.' He ran his finger over the blooms.

She nodded. They were. ‘I found an old pressed flower on her bedside table, it had a little brown luggage tag tied to it with a piece of string, it said, “yellow rose” and so I thought these would be fitting.'

Ian held her hand and guided her towards the gate. ‘I got here early and decided to try and find the grave, which I did.'

‘Oh wow! I'm dying to know more – no pun intended. Was he married, like we thought? Or did he die in the war?'

‘Neither.' He smiled.

The two trod the path in near silence, conscious of where they were and wanting to show respect for the person they had both been very fond of.

‘Here we are.' Ian crouched down and rested his hand on the top of the gravestone.

Tina bent down beside him and read the inscription. ‘
1912 to 1968.
That was young.' She looked across at Ian. ‘Only fifty-six.'

He nodded. ‘Read on.'

‘
Here lies the body of Miss Thomasina Stanmore. Beloved daughter of the late Percy Stanmore and his wife Cecily, both formerly of this parish. May God keep you safe under his mighty wing.
' Tina couldn't stop the flow of tears that trickled down her face. ‘Her Tom.'

‘Yes. Her Tom.' Ian stood and watched as Tina placed the bunch of beautiful yellow roses on the grave.

‘It's a shame they didn't get longer together.' She sniffed.

‘There's a lot that's a shame about it.' He sighed. ‘Shame we never met her, shame Cordelia never felt able to speak about her.'

‘I hope they were happy.' She smiled up at him.

‘Me too.' He placed his hand on the small of her back and guided her to the main road, where they decided to take a cab to Lexham Gardens.

*

‘It still feels strange being here without her,' Tina said as she filled the kettle.

‘Oh, she's here! She's everywhere you look!' He ran his fingers over the dresser in the kitchen, crammed with his grandmother's china.

‘I wonder what will happen to the flat,' Tina said.

‘Oh, didn't I tell you?' he asked, nonchalantly.

‘No.' She shook her head as she reached into the ornate caddy with the slightly rusted lid and pulled out three tea bags.

‘It's mine.'

Tina turned to face him. ‘It's yours? Really? Well, that's wonderful! Will you live in it?' She felt her heart swell at the possibility.

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