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Authors: Dan Anderson,Maggie Berman
Sex Tips for Straight Women From a Gay Man
Sex Tips
for
Straight Women
from a
Gay
Man
Dan Anderson and Maggie Berman
Illustrations by Lula
This book is dedicated to all men and women,
because boyfriends may come and go,
but best friends are forever
Contents
2 The Properly Appointed Bedroom
Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man
A Friend in Knead Is a Friend Indeed
A Hand Job Is a Lovely Thing in Itself
vi
6 “You Know How to Whistle, Don’t You? Just Put Your Lips
vii
Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man
Please Remain Seated While Aircraft Is in Motion
“A Back Door Guest Is Always Best”
How to Talk Dirty, If You Must
10 “Do Not Enter” Alternatives
viii
Better Living through Television
ix
Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man
13 How to Get What You Want (Besides a Great Reputation)
Commonly Asked Questions and Answers
x
Preface
You probably heard about sex long before your folks ever got around to explaining the facts of life. If you were a boy, you quickly learned that you possessed some anatomical equipment that could make you feel pretty good in addition to its use for making babies. As a girl, the pleasures of your anatomy were probably a little less obvious. But whether you shared a room with your brother or went to nudist colonies on family vaca-tions, you knew that what boys had was really different and, somehow, sublimely intriguing. Lest you think that this is a lead-in to a classic Freudian scenario, we want to set the record straight. In the eloquent words of one wise father whose young daughter burst into the bathroom while he was showering and said, “Daddy, I want one of
those
”: “Emily, if you have one of
those
,” he said, pointing back, “you can always get one of
these
.”
So with the myth of penis envy dispelled, the problem, if you were a girl, was that you learned how all those parts functioned from your parents or from the oh-so-carefully-worded books they gave you, or maybe from watching sequences on
Wild Kingdom
. Still, the mating hippopotami on television conveyed little information beyond the mechanics of the “doggie style” position. The female hippopotamus appeared, shall we say, as though she couldn’t care less. And why not? She seemed to be functioning as a willing, passive receptacle