Read The Best American Poetry 2015 Online
Authors: David Lehman
Cedar-skinned, a pillowy bosom for the boss infants,
A fine patterned cushion the boss can fall upon.
Furniture does not pine for a future wherein the boss
Plantation house will be ransacked by cavalries or Calvary.
A kitchen table can, in the throes of a yellow-fever outbreak,
Become a cooling board holding the boss wife's body.
It can on ordinary days also be an ironing board holding
Boss garments in need of ironing. Tonight it is simply a place
For a white cup of coffee, a tin of white cream. Boss calls
For sugar and the furniture bears it sweetly. Let us fill the mouth
Of the boss with something stored in the pantry of a house
War, decency, nor bedeviled storms can wipe from the past.
Furniture's presence should be little more than a warm feeling
In the den. The dog staring into the fireplace imagines each log
Is a bone that would taste like a spiritual wafer on his tongue.
Let us imagine the servant ordered down on all fours
In the manner of an ottoman whereupon the boss volume
Of John James Audubon's
Birds of America
can be placed.
Antebellum residents who possessed the most encyclopedic
Bookcases, luxurious armoires, and beds with ornate cotton
Canopies often threw the most photogenic dinner parties.
Long after they have burned to ash, the hound dog sits there
Mourning the succulent bones he believes the logs used to be.
Imagination is often the boss of memory. Let us imagine
Music is radiating through the fields as if music were reward
For suffering. A few of the birds Audubon drew are now extinct.
The Carolina parakeet, passenger pigeon, and Labrador duck
No longer nuisance the boss property. With so much
Furniture about, there are far fewer woods. Is furniture's fate
As tragic as the fate of an axe, the part of a tree that helps
Bring down more upstanding trees? The best furniture
Can stand so quietly in a room that the room appears empty.
If it remains unbroken, it lives long enough to become antique.
from
The New Yorker
My husband in the house.
My husband on the lawn,
pushing the mower, 4th of July, the way
my husband's sweat wends like Crown Royale
to the waistband
of his shorts,
the slow motion shake of the head the water
running down his chest,
all of this lit like a Poison video:
Cherry Pie his cutoffs his blond hair his air guitar crescendo.
My husband
at the PTA meeting.
My husband warming milk
at 3 a.m. while I sleep.
My husband washing the white Corvette the bare chest and the soap,
the objectification of my husband
by the pram pushers
and mailman.
My husband at Home Depot asking
where the bolts are,
the nuts, the screws,
my god, it's filthy
my husband reading from the news,
my husband cooking French toast, Belgian waffles,
my husband for all
nationalities.
My husband with a scotch, my husband
with his shoes off,
his slippers on, my husband's golden
leg hairs in the glow of a reading lamp.
My husband bearded, my husband shaved, the way my husband
taps out the razor, the small hairs
in the sink,
my husband with tweezers
to my foot,
to the splinter I carried
for years,
my husband chiding me
for waiting
to remove what pained me,
my husband brandishing aloft
the sliver to the light, and laughing.
from
Court Green
A common cold, we sayâ
common, though it has encircled the globe
seven times now handed traveler to traveler
though it has seen the Wild Goose Pagoda in Xi'an
seen Piero della Francesca's
Madonna del Parto
in Monterchi
seen the emptied synagogues of Krasnogruda
seen the since-burned souk of Aleppo
A common cold, we sayâ
common, though it is infinite and surely immortal
common because it will almost never kill us
and because it is shared among any who agree to or do not agree to
and because it is unaristocratic
reducing to redness both profiled and front-viewed noses
reducing to coughing the once-articulate larynx
reducing to unhappy sleepless turning the pillows of down,
of wool, of straw, of foam, of kapok
A common cold, we sayâ
common because it is cloudy and changing and dulling
because there are summer colds, winter colds, fall colds,
colds of the spring
because these are always called colds, however they differ
beginning sore-throated
beginning sniffling
beginning a little tired or under the weather
beginning with one single innocuous untitled sneeze
because it is bane of usually eight days' duration
and two or three boxes of tissues at most
The common cold, we sayâ
and wonder, when did it join us
when did it saunter into the Darwinian corridors of the human
do manatees catch them do parrots I do not think so
and who named it first, first described it, Imhotep, Asclepius, Zhongjing
and did they wonder, is it happy sharing our lives
as generously as inexhaustibly as it shares its own
virus dividing and changing while Piero's girl gazes still downward
five centuries still waiting still pondering still undivided
while in front of her someone hunts through her opening pockets for tissues
for more than one reason at once
from
The Threepenny Review
I.
I'm at a poetry convention and wish I were at Comic Con. Everyone is wearing boring T-shirts.
When I give the lady my name, she prints it wrong onto the name tag. I spell it and she gets it wrong again. Let's be honest: it's still my fault.
II.
Japanese tsunami debris
is starting to wash up
on the Pacific shore. At first,
they trace back the soccer balls,
motorcycles, return them
to their owners. That won't last.
There are millions more tons.
Good news for beachcombers
,
begins one news article.
III.
In the '30s, William Moulton Marston invented the polygraph and also Wonder Woman. She had her own lie detector, a Lasso of Truth. She could squeeze the truth right out of anyone.
Then things got confusing for superheroes. The Universe accordioned out into a Multiverse. Too many writers penned conflicting origin stories. Super strengths came and went. Sometimes Wonder Woman held the Lasso of Truth, and sometimes she was just holding an ordinary rope.
IV.
Grandma was doing the dishes
when a cockatiel flew in the open window
and landed on her shoulder.
This was after the wildfire
took a bunch of houses.
Maybe the bird was a refugee,
but it shat everywhere
and nipped. She tried a while
to find to whom it belonged,
finally gave it away.
Then she found out
it was worth $800.
V.
Yeah, so there are a lot of birds
in poems these days.
So what? When I get nervous
I like to think of their bones,
so hollow not even pity or
regret is stashed inside,
their bones like some kind
of invisible-making machine.
VI.
Is that black Lab loping down the street the one someone called for all last night?
Phae
-ton,
Ja-
cob,
An
-gel, or
R
a-chel, depending on how near or far the man dopplered to my window.
VII.
I can't decide which is more truthful, to say
I'm sorry
or
that's too bad.
VIII.
One family is living in a trailer
next to their burned-out house.
It looks like they are having fun
gathered around the campfire.
The chimney still stands
like something that doesn't
know when to lie down.
Each driveway on the street
displays an address on a
large cardboard swath, since
there's nowhere else to post
the numbers. It's too soon
for me to be driving by like this.
IX.
Crisis on Infinite Earths
(1985) cleared up 50 years of DC comic inconsistency, undid the messy idea of the Multiverse. It took 12 issues to contain the disaster. Then surviving superheroes, like Wonder Woman, relaunched with a better idea of who they were. The dead stayed dead.
Now the Universe is divided neatly into pre- and post-Crisis.
X.
I confess stupid things I'm sorry for:
â¢Â saying that mean thing about that nice teacher
â¢Â farting in a swimming pool
â¢Â in graduate school telling everyone how delicious blueberry-flavored coffee from 7-11 was
â¢Â posing for photographs next to beached debris.
How didn't I know everyone liked shade-grown fair-trade organic?
XI.
I wish I could spin around so fast that when I stopped, I'd have a new name.
XII.
Here's a corner section
of a house washed up
on the shore, walls still
nailed together. Some bottles,
intact, are nesting inside.
I wasn't expecting this: ordinary
things. To be able to smell
someone else's cherry-flavored
cough syrup. There is
no rope strong enough
to put this back together.
To escape meltdown
at Fukushima-1, starfish
and algae have hitched rides.
They are invasive. What if
they are radioactive? Thank
goodness for the seagulls,
coming to peck out
everything's eyes.
from
New Ohio Review