The E. Nesbit Megapack: 26 Classic Novels and Stories (68 page)

“And they’re poor people, too,” said Jane; “I’m sure they are. What we want is a rajah or something.”

Robert was beginning to unroll the carpet, but the others stopped him, imploring him not to waste a wish.

“We asked the carpet to take us where we could get Indian things for bazaars,” said Anthea, “and it will.”

Her faith was justified.

Just as she finished speaking a very brown gentleman in a turban came up to them and bowed deeply. He spoke, and they thrilled to the sound of English words.

“My ranee, she think you very nice childs. She asks do you lose yourselves, and do you desire to sell carpet? She see you from her palkee. You come see her—yes?”

They followed the stranger, who seemed to have a great many more teeth in his smile than are usual, and he led them through crooked streets to the ranee’s palace. I am not going to describe the ranee’s palace, because I really have never seen the palace of a ranee, and Mr Kipling has. So you can read about it in his books. But I know exactly what happened there.

The old ranee sat on a low-cushioned seat, and there were a lot of other ladies with her—all in trousers and veils, and sparkling with tinsel and gold and jewels. And the brown, turbaned gentleman stood behind a sort of carved screen, and interpreted what the children said and what the queen said. And when the queen asked to buy the carpet, the children said “No.”

“Why?” asked the ranee.

And Jane briefly said why, and the interpreter interpreted. The queen spoke, and then the interpreter said—

“My mistress says it is a good story, and you tell it all through without thought of time.”

And they had to. It made a long story, especially as it had all to be told twice—once by Cyril and once by the interpreter. Cyril rather enjoyed himself. He warmed to his work, and told the tale of the Phoenix and the Carpet, and the Lone Tower, and the Queen-Cook, in language that grew insensibly more and more Arabian Nightsy, and the ranee and her ladies listened to the interpreter, and rolled about on their fat cushions with laughter.

When the story was ended she spoke, and the interpreter explained that she had said, “Little one, thou art a heaven-born teller of tales,” and she threw him a string of turquoises from round her neck.

“
Oh
, how lovely!” cried Jane and Anthea.

Cyril bowed several times, and then cleared his throat and said—

“Thank her very, very much; but I would much rather she gave me some of the cheap things in the bazaar. Tell her I want them to sell again, and give the money to buy clothes for poor people who haven’t any.”

“Tell him he has my leave to sell my gift and clothe the naked with its price,” said the queen, when this was translated.

But Cyril said very firmly, “No, thank you. The things have got to be sold today at our bazaar, and no one would buy a turquoise necklace at an English bazaar. They’d think it was sham, or else they’d want to know where we got it.”

So then the queen sent out for little pretty things, and her servants piled the carpet with them.

“I must needs lend you an elephant to carry them away,” she said, laughing.

But Anthea said, “If the queen will lend us a comb and let us wash our hands and faces, she shall see a magic thing. We and the carpet and all these brass trays and pots and carved things and stuffs and things will just vanish away like smoke.”

The queen clapped her hands at this idea, and lent the children a sandal-wood comb inlaid with ivory lotus-flowers. And they washed their faces and hands in silver basins. Then Cyril made a very polite farewell speech, and quite suddenly he ended with the words—

“And I wish we were at the bazaar at our schools.”

And of course they were. And the queen and her ladies were left with their mouths open, gazing at the bare space on the inlaid marble floor where the carpet and the children had been.

“That is magic, if ever magic was!” said the queen, delighted with the incident; which, indeed, has given the ladies of that court something to talk about on wet days ever since.

Cyril’s stories had taken some time, so had the meal of strange sweet foods that they had had while the little pretty things were being bought, and the gas in the schoolroom was already lighted. Outside, the winter dusk was stealing down among the Camden Town houses.

“I’m glad we got washed in India,” said Cyril. “We should have been awfully late if we’d had to go home and scrub.”

“Besides,” Robert said, “it’s much warmer washing in India. I shouldn’t mind it so much if we lived there.”

The thoughtful carpet had dumped the children down in a dusky space behind the point where the corners of two stalls met. The floor was littered with string and brown paper, and baskets and boxes were heaped along the wall.

The children crept out under a stall covered with all sorts of table-covers and mats and things, embroidered beautifully by idle ladies with no real work to do. They got out at the end, displacing a sideboard-cloth adorned with a tasteful pattern of blue geraniums. The girls got out unobserved, so did Cyril; but Robert, as he cautiously emerged, was actually walked on by Mrs Biddle, who kept the stall. Her large, solid foot stood firmly on the small, solid hand of Robert and who can blame Robert if he
did
yell a little?

A crowd instantly collected. Yells are very unusual at bazaars, and every one was intensely interested. It was several seconds before the three free children could make Mrs Biddle understand that what she was walking on was not a schoolroom floor, or even, as she presently supposed, a dropped pin-cushion, but the living hand of a suffering child. When she became aware that she really had hurt him, she grew very angry indeed. When people have hurt other people by accident, the one who does the hurting is always much the angriest. I wonder why.

“I’m very sorry, I’m sure,” said Mrs Biddle; but she spoke more in anger than in sorrow. “Come out! whatever do you mean by creeping about under the stalls, like earwigs?”

“We were looking at the things in the corner.”

“Such nasty, prying ways,” said Mrs Biddle, “will never make you successful in life. There’s nothing there but packing and dust.”

“Oh, isn’t there!” said Jane. “That’s all you know.”

“Little girl, don’t be rude,” said Mrs Biddle, flushing violet.

“She doesn’t mean to be; but there
are
some nice things there, all the same,” said Cyril; who suddenly felt how impossible it was to inform the listening crowd that all the treasures piled on the carpet were mother’s contributions to the bazaar. No one would believe it; and if they did, and wrote to thank mother, she would think—well, goodness only knew what she would think. The other three children felt the same.

“I should like to see them,” said a very nice lady, whose friends had disappointed her, and who hoped that these might be belated contributions to her poorly furnished stall.

She looked inquiringly at Robert, who said, “With pleasure, don’t mention it,” and dived back under Mrs Biddle’s stall.

“I wonder you encourage such behaviour,” said Mrs Biddle. “I always speak my mind, as you know, Miss Peasmarsh; and, I must say, I am surprised.” She turned to the crowd. “There is no entertainment here,” she said sternly. “A very naughty little boy has accidentally hurt himself, but only slightly. Will you please disperse? It will only encourage him in naughtiness if he finds himself the centre of attraction.”

The crowd slowly dispersed. Anthea, speechless with fury, heard a nice curate say, “Poor little beggar!” and loved the curate at once and for ever.

Then Robert wriggled out from under the stall with some Benares brass and some inlaid sandalwood boxes.

“Liberty!” cried Miss Peasmarsh. “Then Charles has not forgotten, after all.”

“Excuse me,” said Mrs Biddle, with fierce politeness, “these objects are deposited behind
my
stall. Some unknown donor who does good by stealth, and would blush if he could hear you claim the things. Of course they are for me.”

“My stall touches yours at the corner,” said poor Miss Peasmarsh, timidly, “and my cousin did promise—”

The children sidled away from the unequal contest and mingled with the crowd. Their feelings were too deep for words—till at last Robert said—

“That stiff-starched
pig
!”

“And after all our trouble! I’m hoarse with gassing to that trousered lady in India.”

“The pig-lady’s very, very nasty,” said Jane.

It was Anthea who said, in a hurried undertone, “She isn’t very nice, and Miss Peasmarsh is pretty and nice too. Who’s got a pencil?”

It was a long crawl, under three stalls, but Anthea did it. A large piece of pale blue paper lay among the rubbish in the corner.

She folded it to a square and wrote upon it, licking the pencil at every word to make it mark quite blackly: “All these Indian things are for pretty, nice Miss Peasmarsh’s stall.” She thought of adding, “There is nothing for Mrs Biddle;” but she saw that this might lead to suspicion, so she wrote hastily: “From an unknown donna,” and crept back among the boards and trestles to join the others.

So that when Mrs Biddle appealed to the bazaar committee, and the corner of the stall was lifted and shifted, so that stout clergymen and heavy ladies could get to the corner without creeping under stalls, the blue paper was discovered, and all the splendid, shining Indian things were given over to Miss Peasmarsh, and she sold them all, and got thirty-five pounds for them.

“I don’t understand about that blue paper,” said Mrs Biddle. “It looks to me like the work of a lunatic. And saying you were nice and pretty! It’s not the work of a sane person.”

Anthea and Jane begged Miss Peasmarsh to let them help her to sell the things, because it was their brother who had announced the good news that the things had come. Miss Peasmarsh was very willing, for now her stall, that had been
so
neglected, was surrounded by people who wanted to buy, and she was glad to be helped. The children noted that Mrs Biddle had not more to do in the way of selling than she could manage quite well. I hope they were not glad—for you should forgive your enemies, even if they walk on your hands and then say it is all your naughty fault. But I am afraid they were not so sorry as they ought to have been.

It took some time to arrange the things on the stall. The carpet was spread over it, and the dark colours showed up the brass and silver and ivory things. It was a happy and busy afternoon, and when Miss Peasmarsh and the girls had sold every single one of the little pretty things from the Indian bazaar, far, far away, Anthea and Jane went off with the boys to fish in the fishpond, and dive into the bran-pie, and hear the cardboard band, and the phonograph, and the chorus of singing birds that was done behind a screen with glass tubes and glasses of water.

They had a beautiful tea, suddenly presented to them by the nice curate, and Miss Peasmarsh joined them before they had had more than three cakes each. It was a merry party, and the curate was extremely pleasant to every one, “even to Miss Peasmarsh,” as Jane said afterwards.

“We ought to get back to the stall,” said Anthea, when no one could possibly eat any more, and the curate was talking in a low voice to Miss Peas marsh about “after Easter.”

“There’s nothing to go back for,” said Miss Peasmarsh gaily; “thanks to you dear children we’ve sold everything.”

“There—there’s the carpet,” said Cyril.

“Oh,” said Miss Peasmarsh, radiantly, “don’t bother about the carpet. I’ve sold even that. Mrs Biddle gave me ten shillings for it. She said it would do for her servant’s bedroom.”

“Why,” said Jane, “her servants don’t
have
carpets. We had cook from her, and she told us so.”

“No scandal about Queen Elizabeth, if
you
please,” said the curate, cheerfully; and Miss Peasmarsh laughed, and looked at him as though she had never dreamed that any one
could
be so amusing. But the others were struck dumb. How could they say, “The carpet is ours!” For who brings carpets to bazaars?

The children were now thoroughly wretched. But I am glad to say that their wretchedness did not make them forget their manners, as it does sometimes, even with grown-up people, who ought to know ever so much better.

They said, “Thank you very much for the jolly tea,” and “Thanks for being so jolly,” and “Thanks awfully for giving us such a jolly time;” for the curate had stood fish-ponds, and bran-pies, and phonographs, and the chorus of singing birds, and had stood them like a man. The girls hugged Miss Peasmarsh, and as they went away they heard the curate say—

“Jolly little kids, yes, but what about—you will let it be directly after Easter. Ah, do say you will—”

And Jane ran back and said, before Anthea could drag her away, “What are you going to do after Easter?”

Miss Peasmarsh smiled and looked very pretty indeed. And the curate said—

“I hope I am going to take a trip to the Fortunate Islands.”

“I wish we could take you on the wishing carpet,” said Jane.

“Thank you,” said the curate, “but I’m afraid I can’t wait for that. I must go to the Fortunate Islands before they make me a bishop. I should have no time afterwards.”

“I’ve always thought I should marry a bishop,” said Jane: “his aprons would come in so useful. Wouldn’t
you
like to marry a bishop, Miss Peasmarsh?”

It was then that they dragged her away.

As it was Robert’s hand that Mrs Biddle had walked on, it was decided that he had better not recall the incident to her mind, and so make her angry again. Anthea and Jane had helped to sell things at the rival stall, so they were not likely to be popular.

A hasty council of four decided that Mrs Biddle would hate Cyril less than she would hate the others, so the others mingled with the crowd, and it was he who said to her—

“Mrs Biddle,
we
meant to have that carpet. Would you sell it to us? We would give you—”

“Certainly not,” said Mrs Biddle. “Go away, little boy.”

There was that in her tone which showed Cyril, all too plainly, the hopelessness of persuasion. He found the others and said—

“It’s no use; she’s like a lioness robbed of its puppies. We must watch where it goes—and—Anthea, I don’t care what you say. It’s our own carpet. It wouldn’t be burglary. It would be a sort of forlorn hope rescue party—heroic and daring and dashing, and not wrong at all.”

The children still wandered among the gay crowd—but there was no pleasure there for them any more. The chorus of singing birds sounded just like glass tubes being blown through water, and the phonograph simply made a horrid noise, so that you could hardly hear yourself speak. And the people were buying things they couldn’t possibly want, and it all seemed very stupid. And Mrs Biddle had bought the wishing carpet for ten shillings. And the whole of life was sad and grey and dusty, and smelt of slight gas escapes, and hot people, and cake and crumbs, and all the children were very tired indeed.

They found a corner within sight of the carpet, and there they waited miserably, till it was far beyond their proper bedtime. And when it was ten the people who had bought things went away, but the people who had been selling stayed to count up their money.

“And to jaw about it,” said Robert. “I’ll never go to another bazaar as long as ever I live. My hand is swollen as big as a pudding. I expect the nails in her horrible boots were poisoned.”

Just then some one who seemed to have a right to interfere said—

“Everything is over now; you had better go home.”

So they went. And then they waited on the pavement under the gas lamp, where ragged children had been standing all the evening to listen to the band, and their feet slipped about in the greasy mud till Mrs Biddle came out and was driven away in a cab with the many things she hadn’t sold, and the few things she had bought—among others the carpet. The other stall-holders left their things at the school till Monday morning, but Mrs Biddle was afraid some one would steal some of them, so she took them in a cab.