Authors: Joel Cobbs
“You
say
that
a
bo
u
t
e
verything th
e
y
co
o
k
h
e
r
e.”
“
O
f
c
ou
r
s
e
.
The
n
I
c
ou
ld
s
te
a
l
t
h
e
m
a
ll
a
n
d
ope
n
my
o
wn
r
e
s
t
a
u
r
a
n
t
a
n
d
r
u
in
the
m
f
o
r
ev
e
r
.
”
I
g
a
v
e
h
im
my
sa
r
c
a
s
t
ic
l
o
o
k
a
n
d
r
o
ll
e
d
my
eye
s.
“Y
e
a
h
,
y
o
u
do
th
a
t.
”
The
re
a
r
e
s
o
me
b
a
tt
l
e
s,
I
w
as
l
e
a
r
n
i
ng
,
yo
u
j
u
st
d
on
't
fi
gh
t
.
I
w
as
g
e
tt
i
n
g
be
t
te
r
a
t
l
e
a
r
n
i
n
g
w
h
ich
b
a
tt
l
e
s w
e
r
e
a
n
d
w
e
r
e
no
t
w
o
r
t
h i
t
.
“
Ho
w
h
ard
c
ou
ld
i
t
be
?”
H
e
w
en
t
f
o
r a
p
i
e
ce
o
f
h
i
s
p
a
n
ca
ke
s,
w
h
ich
f
e
ll
o
ff
h
is
f
o
r
k
a
n
d
on
t
o
h
i
s
p
l
a
te
.
I
t
w
as
h
i
s
th
i
r
d
a
tte
m
pt
.
“
S
t
u
p
id
s
y
r
u
p
.
”
“
I
f
i
t
's
s
tup
id,
w
h
y
do
y
o
u
u
se
i
t
?
”
“
He
y
,
th
e
r
e
a
r
e
a
l
o
t
o
f
s
tup
id
th
i
ng
s
yo
u
c
an
e
a
s
ily
li
k
e
a
n
d
u
s
e
.
C
r
e
dit
ca
r
d
s a
r
e
a
g
o
o
d
ex
a
m
p
l
e.
”
“W
h
a
t
's
so
s
tup
id
a
bou
t
tho
s
e
?”
“
T
a
k
e
i
t
f
r
o
m
me
a
n
d
my
exp
e
r
i
en
c
e
,
the
y
a
r
e
b
ad
f
o
r
yo
u
. W
he
n
yo
u
h
a
v
e
t
h
e
m
th
e
y
c
a
n
l
e
ad
t
o
m
i
s
u
s
e
,
w
h
ich
c
an
l
e
ad
t
o
m
is
un
d
e
r
s
t
a
n
di
n
g
w
h
i
ch
c
an
l
e
ad
t
o
m
is
t
a
ke
s.
Ne
x
t
th
i
n
g
y
o
u
kno
w
,
”
h
e
r
an
h
i
s
f
i
n
g
e
r
a
c
r
o
ss
h
i
s
t
h
r
o
at
a
n
d
stu
ck
ou
t
h
i
s
t
ong
u
e
.
I
c
hu
c
k
l
e
d
at
th
e
ge
s
t
u
r
e
.
“
C
r
e
dit
c
a
r
ds
s
ee
m
li
k
e
th
e
y
'
r
e
ok
a
y,
”
I
s
aid,
“
e
s
pe
c
i
a
l
ly
si
n
ce
the
y
he
lp
bu
ild
c
r
e
di
t.
”
“Do
you think
t
h
at's where
t
h
ey
get their n
a
me
f
r
om
?
”
“
H
m
m.
W
e
r
en
't
the
y
i
nven
t
e
d
i
n
a
p
l
ace
c
a
l
l
e
d
'
C
r
e
di
t
i
ou
s'?
Tho
u
g
h
th
at
d
oe
s
n
't
s
oun
d
ne
a
r
ly
a
s
c
oo
l,
d
oe
s
i
t
?
”
H
e
pu
r
s
e
d
h
is
l
i
p
s.
“
It
's
p
o
ssi
b
l
e
.
Th
a
t
's
p
r
ob
a
b
ly
th
e
c
a
se
in
my
op
i
n
i
on
.
B
u
t c
r
e
dit
is
n
't
ne
c
es
sa
r
y
in
l
if
e.
”
“
D
id
n
't
y
o
u
nee
d
c
r
e
dit
f
o
r
t
h
e
h
o
u
s
e
?
”
“We
did
a
n
d
w
e
d
id
n
'
t
.
Y
o
u
g
ott
a
r
e
m
e
m
be
r,
th
at
hou
se
i
s
a
lm
o
st
f
if
t
y
y
e
a
r
s
o
ld
.
”
“
H
a
lf
o
f it
a
ny
w
a
y.
”
“W
e
l
l,
y
e
a
h
,
m
i
nu
s
th
e
ne
w
p
ar
t
.
So
it
w
a
sn
't
th
at
expen
si
v
e
w
he
n we
fi
r
st
g
o
t
i
t
a
ny
wa
y
.
B
u
t
be
i
n
g
ne
w
l
y
w
e
ds,
it
w
as
th
at
o
r
th
e
t
wo
o
f
u
s
li
v
i
n
g
w
i
t
h my
p
ar
ent
s
.
”
Ev
e
n
I
s
hu
dde
r
e
d
at
th
e
t
h
oug
h
t
s. I
l
ov
e
my
g
r
a
n
d
p
ar
ent
's
t
o
d
e
a
th
,
bu
t
I
c
ou
ld
i
ma
g
i
n
e
w
h
at
it
w
ou
ld
b
e
li
k
e
l
i
v
i
n
g
wi
t
h
the
m
b
y
m
y
s
e
lf,
l
e
t
a
l
on
e
w
i
t
h a
ne
w
b
r
ide
i
n
to
w.
“
Cou
ld'
v
e
b
e
e
n
w
o
r
s
e.
”
H
e
l
ook
e
d
u
p
at
m
e
. “
Fee
l
f
r
e
e
t
o
te
ll
me
ho
w
.
”