Attack of the Fairytale Zombies! (17 page)
“Okay then,” she answered with nonchalance, but her stomach had begun to churn at the thought of meeting his family. “Do you think they will like me?”
One slender brow arched and he scrunched his pale forehead. “You’re going to meet a house full of vampires, and all you’re worried about is if they will like you?”
“You’re right, I’m being foolish.” A hand flew to her mouth and she stifled a nervous giggle. “I’m pretty, so of course they’ll like me. Just don’t tell them about my methane truck.”
Other Books by P.J. Jones
Parodies
Melvin the Dry Cleaning Zombie and Vampire Shoe Warehouse
(From the Indie Eclective, The Halloween Collection)
(From the Eclective: The Celtic Collection)
a companion read to Attack of the Fairytale Zombies
New Dark Comedies
DRIVING ME NUTS! —
Three escaped mental patients, two loaded guns, one stolen car and a whole lot of angry rednecks
Fred’s Best Christmas from The Eclective: The Holiday Collection…
a companion read to DRIVING ME NUTS!
PJ JONES IS A PROUD MEMBER OF THE ECLECTIVE: BOOKS CROSSING BORDERS
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BOOKS BY THE ECLECTIVE:
The Sable City by M. Edward McNally
Volume One of the Norothian Cycle. Muskets, Magic, and Matilda Lanai.
Tilda Lanai has trained for years to take her place among the Guilders of the Miilark Islands, but now the Trade House she is to serve is imperiled by the absence of a legitimate Deskata heir. Scenting blood in the water, rival Houses begin to circle. The desperate search for an exiled heir takes Tilda across a war-torn continent and to the gates of the Sable City, where centuries ago dark magic almost destroyed the world. Along with a sinister sorceress, a broken-hearted samurai, and a miscreant mercenary long on charm but lousy with a crossbow, Tilda must brave the demon-infested ruins. Only then can she find John Deskata, who may not want to be found at all.
Dragon Warrior by Shéa MacLeod
A man without a past.
A woman without a future.
A world destroyed by monsters.
All that’s left is hope.
In Rain Mauri’s post-apocalyptic world there are no shades of gray when it comes to survival. Until she meets a Dragon Warrior and discovers nothing is as simple as it seems.
Together, Rain and the Dragon Warrior must uncover the truth behind the nightmare their world has become. Their quest will put them in the crosshairs of a ruthless enemy, but with her determination and his skill, they might just save their race from destruction. If they can save each other first.
Brilliant pre-med student Amoreena Daniels needs money. Desperately. Her mother is dying of cancer and her medical insurance has run out. When a seemingly perfect women's clinic offers Amoreena a generous payment for service as a surrogate mother, Amoreena thinks her prayers have been answered. But then--much too early--her baby begins to move. The strange dreams, another surrogate's mysterious death and a drug-addicted former medical intern confirm Amoreena's worst suspicions: there is something terribly wrong with the pregnancy.
Amoreena embarks on a dangerous journey to uncover the truth behind the endless battery of genetic tests, sonograms, and frightened patients, only to discover that she has unwittingly become a pawn in a high-stakes game of biomedical experimentation.
Abigail by Heather Marie Adkins
When Abigail’s supposedly immortal faery mother is found murdered, her human father sells her in to slavery. Bought by a young and wealthy landowner named William, she is whisked away to a Grecian island to play caretaker for his baby sister.
However, the island has a deadly secret connected to Abigail’s past. Her budding romance with William is shattered by Abigail’s intimate, unwanted connection with the island’s faery prince. Meanwhile, the Faery King is planning revenge upon the family.
Abigail must join forces with the very race she’s sought to deny, to save the humans she has learned to love.
In a moment of pure chaos, the majority of the Earth's population became the walking dead. One man promises to unveil the truth.
When journalist Jacob Plummer is bitten by one of the undead he turns to the written word not only to ease the pain of change, but to reveal a truth that could spare the world from extinction.
As Jacob attempts to reveal the conspiracy behind the virus he fights off the undead masses to save the planet from a collision with entropy.
About the Author
PJ Jones spends her days scrubbing pots, collecting clown figurines and chasing five squealing kids around the house.
No, that sounds too pathetic.
She lives on a 70 foot yacht and drinks sparkling wine by her pool while basking in the salty air and communicating with the local dolphins.
Too far fetched?
She sits in front of a computer most of the day, writing, deleting, then writing some more, until her butt is numb and her brain is fried.
Better?
Prior to becoming a full-time chair warmer, PJ Jones not-so-enjoyed a short stint as a journalist and then seven agonizing…eh blissful years as a high school English teacher.
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PJ JONES IS A PROUD MEMBER OF THE ECLECTIVE: BOOKS CROSSING BORDERS