Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Zombies (36 page)

Finally, clinging to rigid preconceived notions about the living dead is a recipe for disaster.

No one can tell you exactly how zombies will behave or exactly what impact the chaos and panic they incite will have on civilization. Following the strict advice of others who claim to have all the answers will likely get you killed and eaten in the first days of the coming zombie pandemic. For me, I’m not interested in being right. I’m interested in staying alive.

So don’t trust what I say as fact. Don’t blindly trust any published expert. Don’t even trust yourself, as ego and bias can be deadly hazards. Do the work. Learn the facts. Develop new theories that might save the planet from the zombie menace. Contribute to the mounting research efforts going on across the globe.

Because what you don’t know can eat you.

Note: All uncited quotes in this book come from the author’s direct communication with the people involved.

1
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Variety
, October 16, 1968.

2
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Reader’s Digest
, June 1969.

3
.
Jonathan Maberry,
Zombie CSU: The Forensics of the Living Dead
.

4
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Jamie Russell,
Book of the Dead: The Complete History of Zombie Cinema
.

5
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“Getting Beyond Myra and the Valley of the Junk,”
New York Times
, July 5, 1970.

6
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Spike TV 2009 Scream Awards.

7
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Mike Bruno, “John Carpenter: The Sultan of Scare,” ew.com, October, 23 2007.

8
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From the film
Targets
, Saticoy Productions, 1968.

9
.
Joe Kane,
Night of the Living Dead: Behind the Scenes of the Most Terrifying Zombie Movie Ever
.

10
.
Last Man on Earth
(1964),
Omega Man
(1971), and
I Am Legend
(2007).

11
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Rock ’N’ Tattoo at
http://rockntattooandpiercing.com
.

12
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Jonathan Maberry,
Zombie CSU: The Forensics of the Living Dead
.

13
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Moviefone Interview, February 16, 2008.

14
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Honda’s ASIMO robot stands just four feet, three inches tall and weighs 119 pounds.

15
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Bradley Voytek and Timothy Verstynen, “The Living Dead Brain,” paper presented at ZomBcon in Seattle, October 30, 2010.

16
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Science Newsline
, March 11, 2010.

17
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Science Daily
, March 3, 2008.

18
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“On the Levy-Walk Nature of Human Mobility,” North Carolina State University study.

19
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Kathryn Lord, “Not Only Dogs, but Deer, Monkeys and Birds Bark to Deal with Conflict,”
Science Daily
, July 15, 2009.

20
.
Rita Carter,
The Human Brain Book
.

21
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Jonathan Maberry,
Zombie CSU: The Forensics of the Living Dead
.

22
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“The Truth Behind Zombies,” National Geographic Channel, October 30, 2010.

23
.
Patricia Gadsby, “Why Mosquitoes Suck,”
Discover
, August 1, 1997.

24
.
John Tayman,
The Colony: The Harrowing True Story of the Exiles of Molokai
.

25
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Lisa Grossman, “All Life on Earth Could Have Come from Alien Zombies,”
Wired Science
, November 10, 2010.

26
.
“Infectious Prions Capable of Darwinian Evolution,”
Drug Discovery and Development
, January 4, 2010.

27
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“Swine Flu Pandemic Strain Still Mutating,”
H1N1 News
, July 18, 2010.

28
.
“The Truth Behind Zombies,” National Geographic Channel, October 30, 2010.

29
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“Rutgers Cell Biologist Pinpoints How RNA Viruses Copy Themselves,” National Science Foundation news,
www.nsf.gov
, May 28, 2010.

30
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Daniel Robert Epstein, “Zack Snyder Talks
Dawn of the Dead
,” Ugo.com, undated 2004 interview. Accessed January 10, 2011.

31
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Daniel Wójcik,
The End of the World as We Know It: Faith, Fatalism, and Apocalypse in America
.

32
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Andy Coghlan, “Planned U.S. Bio-Lab Is Riskier Than Officials Say,”
New Scientist
, November 18, 2010.

33
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“Tamiflu Ban for Teens to Continue,” Kyoto News section,
Japan Times
, June 5, 2009.

34
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Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, December 21, 2009.

35
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Donald G. McNeil, Jr., “Desperate Addicts Inject Others’ Blood,”
New York Times
, July 12, 2010.

36
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Wynne Parry, “New Zombie-Ant Fungi Found,”
Live Science
, March 2, 2011.

37
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“The Science of Mind Control,”
www.tonsandtons.wordpress.com
, July 20, 2010.

38
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Pete Nelson,
Left for Dead: A Young Man’s Search for Justice for the USS
Indianapolis.

39
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National Public Radio, January 12, 2011.

40
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Shane Painter,
The Urban Survivalist Handbook
.

41
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Richard W. Wrangham,
Catching Fire: How Cooking Made Us Human
.

42
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NBC Nightly News
, February 28, 2010.

43
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The 700 Club
with Pat Robertson, Christian Broadcasting Network, January 13, 2010.

44
.
Ian McGregor, “Reactive Approach Motivation for Religion,”
Journal of Personality and Social Psychology
, July 2010.

45
.
James F. Miskel,
Disaster Response and Homeland Security: What Works, What Doesn’t
.

46
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Shreveport Times
, March 7, 2010.

47
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Jonah Lehrer, “Stress,”
www.scienceblogs.com
, July 19, 2010.

48
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Vaughan Bell, “Frequency and Predictors of Mass Psychogenic Illness,”
Epidemiology
, September 21, 2010.

49
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Michele Rosenthal,
http://healmyptsd.com
, June 8, 2010.

50
.
Albert D. Biderman, “The Manipulation of Human Behavior.”

51
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Peter Landers, “Japanese Plant Had Barebones Risk Plan,”
The Wall Street Journal
, March 31, 2011.

52
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Simon Pegg on
Shaun of the Dead
,
www.cinecon.com
.

53
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Ali Khan, “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse,” Centers for Disease Control and Prevention,
www.emergency.cdc.gov
, May 16, 2011.

54
.
“Are You Ready?”
www.fema.gov
, November 3, 2010.

55
.
Nicholas DiFonzo,
The Watercooler Effect: A Psychologist Explores the Extraordinary Power of Rumors
.

56
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Dave Grossman,
On Killing: The Psychological Cost of Learning to Kill in War and Society
.

57
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Amy Gahran, “Why You Need a Zombie Apocalypse Phone,” CNN. com, August 27, 2010.

58
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John M. Barry,
The Great Influenza: The Story of the Deadliest Pandemic in History
.

59
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Hadley Leggett, “Universal Death Stench Repels Bugs of All Types,”
Wired
,
www.wired.com
, September 11, 2009.

60
.
Lawrence Stager, “An Investigation into the Roanoke Colony,”
Harvard Alumni Magazine
, August 17, 2009.

61
.
Christine Dell-Amore, “History, Mystery in Ancient Lead Sarcophagus,”
www.foxnews.com
, March 31, 2010.

62
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“Headless Gladiator Graveyard Unearthed,”
www.news.discovery.com
, July 7, 2010.

63
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“Americans’ Job Satisfaction Falls to Record Low,” Associated Press, January 5, 2010.

64
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Gustav Janouch,
Conversations with Kafka
.

65
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“Sam Raimi Says George Romero Inspired Him,”
www.horror-movies.ca
, May 13, 2009.

66
.
Joe Kane,
Night of the Living Dead: Behind the Scenes of the Most Terrifying Zombie Move Ever
.

67
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Washington Times
, August 26, 2010.

68
.
Tim Molloy, “
Walking Dead
Finale Scores Record Ratings for AMC,”
www.thewrap.com
, December 6, 2010.

69
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Ain’t It Cool News,
www.aintitcool.com
, May 26, 2010.

70
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Planet of Terror,
www.planetofterror.com
, July 13, 2010.

71
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Empire Online,
www.empireonline.com
, April 27, 2011.

72
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Alex Navarro, “
Land of the Dead
Review,”
www.gamespot.com
, February 10, 2006.

73
.
Dean Robbins, “Out for Blood, Zombies Protest Gov. Scott Walker at Wisconsin Capitol,”
www.thedailypage.com
, April 2, 2011.

74
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Paul Raffaele,
Among the Cannibals
.

75
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Daniel W. Drezner,
Theories of International Politics and Zombies
.

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