Authors: Catherine Aird
Dyson and Williams were the police photographers and there had been a memorable occasion when the pathologist's X-ray equipment had silently ruined all the film in their cameras and about their persons: something they hadn't discovered until after they had shot it.
âThe fall killed him,' repeated Sloan. âI don't know how he fellâI don't know yet who was there when it happenedâ' his lips tightened as he thought about the young man in the mortuaryââbut before I'm done I intend to find out.'
âPerson or persons unknown,' supplied the Superintendent, falling back upon an ancient formula. âThat'll do for the time being anyway.'
âThey,' continued Sloan with a fine disregard for number and gender, âput his body into the water after that.'
âHrrrrmph.'
âYes, sir,' Sloan responded to the sentiment as much as to the sound. âExactly.'
âDon't say it, Sloan.'
âNo, sir.'
âI know the dead can't walk.'
âYes, sir.'
âWhat was that about a copper weight?' The Superintendent never forgot anything he wanted to remember either.
âIt was a small round lump,' said Sloan. âIn his pocket.'
Leeyes grunted. âClothes?'
âHe didn't have a lot on, sir,' replied Sloan. âShirt and trousers, socks and underclothes â¦'
âSeaboots?' queried Leeyes sharply. âWas he wearing seaboots?'
âNo, sir,' said Sloan. It had been one of the first things he had looked for. Pincher Martin had had seaboots on. A young Christopher Dennis Sloan had been brought up on the story of Pincher Martin and when in later life an adult Detective-Inspector C. D. Sloan came across a body in the water in the way of business the poor drowned seaman who had been Pincher Martin came to the front of his mind. Pincher Martin's seaboots hadn't saved him from drowning. âThis chap didn't have any seaboots on, sir. Only what I said. Shirt, trousers, socks and underclothes.'
âTraceable?' queried Leeyes, who had not been thinking about Pincher Martin.
âEasily,' said Sloan.
âAh!'
âIn the first instance, that is,' said Sloan.
âOh?'
âTo a well-known store that clothes half the nation.'
âBut after that?'
âWho's to say?' said Sloan wearily, consciously suppressing an unhappy vision of the routine work it would take to find out.
âLabels not cut out then?' concluded Leeyes briskly.
âOh no, sir. We were meant to think that this was a simple case of drowningâif we found the body, that is.'
âOh, we were, were we?' responded Superintendent Leeyes energetically, forgetting for a moment that it had been Dr Dabbe who had told them it wasn't.
âThis dinghy, sir â¦' It was Sloan's turn to do the remembering.
âOld,' quoted Leeyes, âbut not truly water-logged. Ridgeford's no seaman but he did notice that much.'
âOver at Marby, you said, sir.'
âYes, Sloan.' The Superintendent's voice faded as he spun round in his swivel chair and consulted the map that hung on the wall. âThe tide would have had to take your man round the headlandâwhat's it called?'
âThe Cat's Back.'
âThe Cat's Back and into the estuary of the Calle.'
âThat,' began Sloan carefully, âwould mean that he would have had to have been swept out to sea first and then brought in by the tide against the river current.'
He heard the swivel chair creak as Leeyes turned back to face the telephone again. âNaturally, Sloan.'
âSir, Dr Dabbe says that this fellowâwhoever he isâhadn't been knocked about by the tide and the river current all that much.' Sloan had meant to lead into the point he had to make with the delicacy of a diplomat but in the event he didn't bother. âNot anything like as much as he would have expected.'
âBut you said he'd been in the water quite a long while,' Leeyes pounced.
âDr Dabbe said that, sir. Not me,' responded Sloan. The Superintendent had a tendency which he shared with the ancient Greeks to confuse the messenger with the source of the news. Harbingers had a notoriously bad time with him.
âWhat you're trying to tell me, Sloan, and I must say you've taken your time about it, is that things aren't quite what they seem.'
âThat's right, sir.'
âThere's still this empty dinghy over at Marby,' said Superintendent Leeyes down the telephone to the head of his Criminal Investigation Department. âNo doubt about that.'
âYes, sir,' Sloan got the message. âI'll get over there as soon as I can and have a look at it.'
âDoesn't add up, Sloan, does it?'
âNo, sir.'
âI don't like coincidences,' growled Leeyes.
âNo, sir,' agreed Sloan. No policeman did. Sorting them out from circumstantial evidence in court could get very tricky indeed. Sloan knewâsight unseenâthat the Superintendent's bushy eyebrows would have come together in a formidable frown as he said that.
âNow what, Sloan?'
âI'm following up the piece of copper, sir, and Dr Dabbe's lining someone up for me to see, too, who may be able to help with something elseâa Miss Hilda Collins.'
He did not add that that someone was a schoolmistress. Some of Superintendent Leeyes's responses were altogether too predictable.
Police Constable Brian Ridgeford was addressing himself to a mug of steaming hot tea. One thing Mrs Ridgefordâgood police wife that she was trying so hard to beâhad learnt well. That was to put the kettle on the hob and leave it on.
He had dutifully made his report to his headquarters at Berebury about the beached dinghy and was sitting back considering what to do next. He hadn't forgotten that before he had been diverted over to Marby-juxta-Mare he had been going to walk up the river bank from Edsway to Collerton, but before that there was his report to be written. One of the tenets at the Police Training School was thatâso far as records wentâthe telephone was no substitute for pen and paper.
âAnything come in while I was out, love?' he asked, conscientiously pulling his report book towards him.
âHopton's rang,' said Mrs Ridgeford, sitting back and joining him in some tea. She was still at that early stage in their police married life when handing over the message was synonymous with handing over the responsibility. Her sleepless nights would come later.
Brian Ridgeford said, âWhat's up with Hopton's?' As a rule his wife gave him any messages that had come in almost before he'd got his foot over the threshold, so this one couldn't be too important.
âThey want you down there.'
Ridgeford frowned. Hopton's were always wanting him down there at their store. Every time a bunch of schoolchildren had been in Mrs Hopton was convinced that they had stolen things. As far as the weekend sailors and fishermen were concernedâHopton's prices being distinctly on the high sideâall the robbery was on the other side of the counter. And in daylight, too.
âProfits down or something?' he said.
âBoys,' said Mrs Ridgeford succinctly.
So it was to the ships' chandler's by the shore in Edsway that Ridgeford made his wayânot too quicklyâafter he'd had his tea and filled in his report about the dinghy.
Mrs Hopton was vocal. âThere are two of them,' she said. âAnd I had to deal with them myself on account of Hopton being the way he is.'
âWhat did they do?' enquired Ridgeford patiently. Mr Hopton spent his life lurking in the little parlour at the back of the shop. He was a little man and his wife was a large woman. No doubt he was the way he was by virtue of being locked in holy wedlock to Mrs Hopton. It wasn't a fate that Brian Ridgeford would have chosen either.
âDo?' she said, surprised. âThey didn't do anything.'
âWell, then â¦' Somebody had once tried to explain to his class of new constables the difference between crimes of commission and the sins of omissionâthe latter mostly, it seemed, to do with their notebooksâbut Ridgeford hadn't listened too hard.
âUnless,' carried on Mrs Hopton, âyou count trying to make me buy something that wasn't theirs to sell.'
âAh.' Ridgeford thought he was beginning to understand. The far end of the ships' chandler's store was devoted to the sale of second-hand equipment.
âAt my time of life!' said Mrs Hopton with every appearance of remorse. âWell, they say there's no fool like an old fool. I should have known better, shouldn't I?'
âWell â¦' temporized the policeman. The theory that everyone was responsible for his own actions was highly important in law. It was apt to be overlooked in real life.
âSmelt a rat, I should have done, shouldn't I,' she sniffed, âas soon as they said where they'd found it.'
âBut you didn't?' suggested Ridgeford for appearance's sake.
âNot then,' said Mrs Hopton.
âWhen?' prompted Ridgeford.
âAfterwards,' said Mrs Hopton, challenging him to make something of that. âWhen they'd gone.'
âWhat made you wonder?'
âWhen I began to think about it.' She shifted her shoulders uneasily, âI wasn't happy.'
âAbout what?'
âThem saying they found it up on the Cat's Back.'
âThe headland?'
She nodded. âWhoever heard of anyone finding a ship's bell up there?'
âIt is a funny place to find anything from a ship,' agreed Ridgeford, professionally interested. Common things took place most commonlyâhe knew thatâbut it was the uncommon that attracted most police attention. âA bell, did you say?' He imagined thatâlike policemen's helmetsâships' bells had a symbolic importance all their own.
âIt's a bell all right,' said Mrs Hopton heavily.
Police Constable Ridgeford shifted his gaze in the direction of the jumble of second-hand nautical gear at the end of the store. âHad I better have a look at it, then?'
âWait a minute,' she said. âI've got it safe in the parlour. My husband's keeping an eye on it for me.'
Ridgeford was a puzzled man as she turned away.
When she came back it was with a very shabby and encrusted piece of metal and he was more puzzled still.
“It's a bell all right,” he agreed after a moment or two, âbut you couldn't use it, could you? Not with that crack in its side.' There was evidence of some scraping too, from a penknife, he guessed.
âThat's what I told the boys,' said Mrs Hopton. âNo use to anyone, I said, it being the way it was.'
âSo,' said Ridgeford a trifle impatiently, âwhat did you want me down here for then?'
âShips' bells,' she said impressively, âhave the names of ships on them.'
âWhat about it?'
âThey have them cut into the metal so that they last.'
âWell?' If Brian Ridgeford was any judge, this one had had to last a long time.
âI was curious, you see,' she said, looking him straight in the eye. âSo I got out a piece of paper and a soft pencil â¦'
âYou traced the name,' finished the policeman for her.
âNot all of it. Some of it's too far gone.'
âYou traced some of it,' said Ridgeford with heavy patience.
âThat's right.' Mrs Hopton was above irony. âI traced some of it and came up with some letters.'
âDid you then?' said Ridgeford expressionlessly.
She pulled out a drawer behind the counter. âDo you want to see them?'
Police Constable Brian Ridgeford bent over a piece of grubby paper and read aloud the letters that were discernible. âE ⦠M ⦠B ⦠A ⦠L ⦠D. EMBALD? Is that what it says?'
She gave him a nod of barely suppressed excitement. âI know what the other letters are. Don't you?'
âNo,' he said. âTell me.'
âC ⦠L ⦠A ⦠R,' she said. She was speaking in lowered tones now. âTo make
Clarembald.
'
âAll right then,' he conceded. âIf you say soâthe
Clarembald
. What about it?'
She tossed her head. âI'd forgotten you were new here, Mr Ridgeford.'
âYes.'
âYou wouldn't know, I suppose?'
âNo.'
âEveryone else knows.'
âEveryone else knows what?'
She delivered her punch-line almost in a whisper. âThe
Clarembald
was the name of the ship that went down off Marby all those years ago. Didn't you know that?'
CHAPTER 8
But at present keep your own secret
.
Detective-Inspector Sloan had not been inside the Museum at Calleford since he was a boy.
It was situated inside an old castle that had started life under Edward III as a spanking new bastion against the nearest enemy, degenerated over the years into a prison, and in the twentieth century been revived as a museum. At first Sloan and Crosby followed the way of the ordinary visitor. This led them past glass cases of Romano-British pottery and Jutish finds. They turned left by the vast exhibition of stuffed birds willed by a worthy citizen of bygone days, and kept straight on to the main office through the Darrell Collection of nineteenth-century costume.
There was nothing out of date about the Museum's Curator.
Mr Basil Jensen took a quick look at the lump of copper and immediately took over the questioning himself. âWhere did you find this?' he demanded excitedly.
âThe River Calle.'
âThe river?' squealed Jensen. âAre you sure?'
âQuite sure,' said Sloan. âWhat is it?'
âA barbary head,' said Basil Jensen impatiently. He was a little man who obviously found it hard to keep still. âWhere did you say you found it?'
âThe river,' said Sloan.
âI know that.' He danced from one leg to the other. âWhereabouts in the river?'
âBetween Edsway and Collerton,' said Sloan accurately. The police usually asked the questions but Sloan was content to let him go on. Sometimes questions were even more revealing than answers. âWhat's a barbary head?'