Reunion (2 page)

Well, Gina is the kind of girl people break off mid-sentence to admire. She’s nearly six feet tall, and the fact that she’d recently had her hair done into a mop of prickly-looking copper-colored tendrils, forming a four- or five-inch aura all the way around her head, only made her look taller. She also happened to have on a black vinyl bikini, over which she’d tugged on shorts that appeared to be made from the pull tabs off of a lot of soda cans.

Oh, and the fact that she’d been out in the sun all day had darkened her normally café au lait skin to the color of espresso, always startling when combined with a nose ring and orange hair.

“Score,” Gina said excitedly, as she thumped a six-pack down onto the counter next to my Diet Coke. “Yoo-hoo, dude. The perfect chemical compound.”

“Um, Gina,” I said, hoping she wasn’t going to expect me to join her in consuming any of those bottles. “These are some friends of mine from school, Kelly Prescott and Debbie Mancuso. Kelly, Debbie, this is Gina Augustin, a friend of mine from New York.”

Gina’s eyes widened behind her Ray-Bans. I think she was astonished by the fact that I had, since moving out here, actually made some friends, something I had certainly not had many of, besides her, back in New York. Still, she managed to control her surprise and said, very politely, “How do you do?”

Debbie murmured, “Hi,” but Kelly got straight to the point: “Where did you get those awesome shorts?”

It was while Gina was telling her that I first noticed the four kids in evening wear hanging out near the suntan lotion rack.

You might be wondering how I’d missed them before. Well, the truth of the matter is that, up until that particular moment, they hadn’t been there.

And, then, suddenly, there they were.

Being from Brooklyn, I’ve seen far stranger things than four teenagers dressed in formal wear in a convenience mart on a Sunday afternoon at the beach. But since this wasn’t New York, but California, the sight was a startling one. Even more startling was that these four were in the act of heisting a twelve-pack of beer.

I’m not kidding. A twelve-pack, right in broad daylight with them dressed to the nines, the girls with wrist corsages, even. Kurt’s no rocket scientist, it’s true, but surely they couldn’t think he would simply let them walk out of there with this beer — particularly in prom wear.

Then I lifted up my Donna Karans in order to get a better look at them.

And that’s when I realized it.

Kurt wasn’t going to be carding these kids. No way.

Kurt couldn’t see them.

Because they were dead.

Yeah, all right. So I can see and talk to the dead. That’s my “special” talent. You know, that “gift” we’re all supposedly born with, the one that makes us unique from everyone else on the planet, but which so few of us actually ever discover.

I discovered mine at around the age of two, which was approximately when I met my first ghost.

See, my special gift is that I’m a mediator. I help guide the tortured souls of the newly dead to their afterlife destinations — wherever that happens to be — generally by cleaning up whatever messes they left behind when they croaked.

Some people might think this is really cool — you know, having the ability to talk to the dead. Allow me to assure you that it so isn’t. First of all, with a few exceptions, the dead generally don’t have anything all that interesting to say. And secondly, it’s not like I can go around bragging about this unusual talent to my friends. Who’d believe me?

So, anyway, there we were at Jimmy’s Quick Mart: me, Kurt, Gina, Kelly, Debbie, and the ghosts.

Whoopee.

You might be wondering why Kurt, Gina, Debbie, and Kelly didn’t run screaming out of the store at this point. You know, seeing as how, on second glance, these kids were obviously ghouls. They were giving off that special
Look at me! I’m dead!
glow that only spooks have.

But of course Kurt, Gina, Debbie, and Kelly couldn’t see these ghosts. Only I could.

Because I’m the mediator.

It’s a crummy job, but somebody has to do it.

Only I have to tell you, at that particular moment, I wasn’t too keen to.

This was because the ghosts were behaving in a particularly reprehensible manner. They were trying, as near as I could tell, to steal beer. Not a noble pursuit at any time, and, if you think about it, an especially stupid one if you happen to be dead. Don’t get me wrong — ghosts do drink. In the Caribbean, people traditionally leave glasses of wine for Chango Macho, the
espíritu de la buena suerte.
And in Japan, fishermen leave sake out for the ghosts of their drowned brethren. And you can take my word for it, it isn’t just evaporation that makes the level of liquid in those containers go down. Most ghosts enjoy a good drink, when they can get one.

No, what was stupid about what these ghosts were doing was the fact that they were obviously quite new at the whole being dead thing, and so they weren’t real coordinated yet. It isn’t easy for ghosts to lift things, even relatively light things. It takes a lot of practice. I’ve known ghosts who got really good at rattling chains and chucking books and even heavier stuff — usually at my head, but that’s another story.

But for the most part, a twelve-pack of beer is way beyond your average new ghost’s abilities, and these clowns were not about to pull it off. I would have told them so, but since I was the only one who could see them — and the twelve-pack, which was hovering behind the lotion rack, just out of range of everybody else’s vision but mine — it might have looked a little strange.

But they got the message without my saying anything. One of the girls — a blonde in an ice-blue sheath dress — hissed, “That one in the black is looking at us!”

One of the boys — they were both in tuxedos, both blond, both muscular; your basic interchangeable jock type — went, “She is not. She’s looking at the Bain de Soleil.”

I pushed my DKs all the way to the top of my head so they could see that I really was glaring at them.

“Shit,” the boys said at the same time. They dropped the pack of beer as if it had suddenly caught on fire. The sudden explosion of glass and beer caused everyone in the store — well, except for me, of course — to jump.

Kurt, behind the counter, looked up from his copy of
Surf Digest
and asked, “What the hell?”

Then Kurt did a very surprising thing. He reached under the counter and pulled out a baseball bat.

Gina observed this with great interest.

“You go, homie,” she said to Kurt.

Kurt didn’t seem to hear these words of encouragement. He ignored us, and strode over to where the pack of beer lay behind the lotion rack. He looked down at the foaming mess of broken glass and cardboard and asked, again, plaintively, “What the hell?”

Only this time, he didn’t say
hell,
if you get my meaning.

Gina wandered over to look at the wreckage.

“Now, that’s just a shame,” she said, toeing one of the bigger shards with her platform sandal. “What do you think caused it? Earthquake?”

When my stepfather, driving Gina back to our house from the airport, had asked her what she most hoped to experience while in California, Gina had replied without hesitation, “The big one.” Earthquakes were the one thing we didn’t get a lot of back in New York.

“There wasn’t no quake,” Kurt said. “And these beers are from the fridge against that wall back there. How’d they get all the way up here?” he wanted to know.

Kelly and Debbie joined Gina and Kurt in surveying the damage and wondering about its cause. Only I hung back. I could, I suppose, have offered an explanation, but I didn’t think anyone was going to believe me — not if I told the truth, anyway. Well, Gina probably would have. She knew a little bit — more than anybody else I knew, with the exception, maybe, of my youngest stepbrother, Doc, and Father Dom — about the mediator thing.

Still, what she knew wasn’t much. I’ve always sort of kept my business to myself. It simplifies things, you know.

I figured it would be wisest if I just stayed out of the whole thing. I opened my soda and took a deep swallow. Ah. Potassium benzoate. It always hits the spot.

It was only then, my attention wandering, that I noticed the headline on the front of the local paper.
FOUR DEAD
, it proclaimed,
IN MIDNIGHT PLUNGE
.

“Maybe,” Kelly was saying, “somebody took it out and was gonna buy it, and at the last minute, changed their mind, and left it on the shelf right there —”

“Yeah,” Gina interrupted enthusiastically. “And then an earthquake shook it off!”

“There wasn’t no earthquake,” Kurt said. Only he didn’t sound as sure as before. “Was there?”

“I kind of felt something,” Debbie said.

Kelly said, “Yeah, I think I did, too.”

“Just for a minute there,” Debbie said.

“Yeah,” Kelly said.

“Damn!” Gina put her hands on her hips. “Are you telling me there was an actual earthquake just now, and
I missed it
?”

I took a copy of the paper off of the pile and unfolded it.

“What’d it feel like?” Gina demanded. “So I’ll know if there’s another one.”

“Well,” Kelly said. “This wasn’t a very big one. It was just…well, if you’ve been through enough of them, you can just sort of tell, you know? It’s like a feeling you get on the back of your neck. The hair there kind of raises up.”

“Yeah,” Debbie said. “That’s just how I felt. Not so much that the ground was moving
underneath
me, but like a cold breeze moved
through
me real fast.”

“Exactly,” Kelly said.

“That doesn’t sound like any earthquake I’ve ever heard of,” Gina declared, the skepticism in her voice plainly evident. “That sounds more like a ghost story.”

“But it’s true,” Kelly said. “Sometimes we get tremors that are so little, you can’t really feel them. They’re very localized. For instance, two months ago there was a quake that brought down a sizeable portion of a breezeway at our school. And that was it. No other damage was reported anywhere else.”

Gina looked unimpressed. She didn’t know what I did, which was that that chunk of the school’s roof had caved in not because of any earthquake, but because of a supernatural occurrence brought about during an altercation between me and a recalcitrant ghost.

“My dog always knows when there’s going to be a quake,” Debbie said. “She won’t come out from under the pool table.”

“Was she under the pool table this morning?” Gina wanted to know.

“Well,” Debbie said. “No….”

“Look,” Gina said. She bent down and picked something up from the wreckage at her feet. “A sole survivor.”

She held up a lone bottle of Bud.

“Well,” Kurt said, taking the bottle from her. “That’s something, I guess.”

The bell above the door to Jimmy’s tinkled, and suddenly my two stepbrothers, followed by two of their surfer friends, streamed in. They’d changed out of their wetsuits and abandoned their boards somewhere. Apparently, they were taking a beef jerky break, since it was toward the canisters of these, sitting on the counter, that they headed upon entering.

“Hi, Brad,” Debbie said in this very flirty voice.

Dopey broke away from the beef jerky long enough to say hi back in an extremely awkward manner — awkward because even though it was Debbie that Dopey was semi-seeing, it was Kelly he really liked.

What was worse, though, was that since Gina’s arrival, he’d been flirting with her outrageously, too.

“Hi, Brad,” Gina said. Her voice wasn’t flirty at all. Gina never flirted. She was very straightforward with boys. It was for this reason that she had not been without a date on a Saturday night since the seventh grade. “Hi, Jake.”

Sleepy, his mouth full of beef jerky, turned around and blinked at her. I used to think Sleepy had a drug problem, but then I found out that that’s how he always looks.

“Hey,” Sleepy said. He swallowed, and then did an extraordinary thing — well, for Sleepy, anyway.

He smiled.

This was really too much. I’d lived with these guys for almost two months, now — ever since my mom married their dad, and moved me all the way across the country so that we could all live together and be One Big Happy Family — and during that time, I’d seen Sleepy smile maybe twice. And now here he was drooling all over my best friend.

It was sick, I tell you. Sick!

“So,” Sleepy said. “You girls goin’ back down? To the water, I mean?”

“Well,” Kelly said, slowly. “I guess that depends —”

Gina cut to the chase.

“What are you guys doing?” she asked.

“Goin’ back down for about another hour,” Sleepy replied. “Then we’re gonna stop and get some ’za. You in?”

“I could deal,” Gina said. She looked at me questioningly. “Simon?”

I followed the direction of her gaze, and saw she’d noticed the newspaper in my hands. I hastily put it back.

“Sure,” I said. “Whatever.”

I figured I’d better eat while I still could. I had a feeling I was going to be pretty busy soon.