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Authors: Harry Harrison

Tags: #Science Fiction; American, #Families, #Humorous, #Satire, #Satire; American, #Interplanetary Voyages, #General, #Science Fiction, #DiGriz; James Bolivar (Fictitious Character), #Adventure, #Swindlers and Swindling, #Fiction

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“Before we take off again I need reaction mass and drinking water. I will want some muscle to run the hoses to that river.”

“I’ll send some to you. Anything else?”

“Not at the moment . . .”

Ever so reluctantly he let me out—and closed the inner lock as soon as I was on the ramp.

“Cousin Jim, we got a shore big heap of things to settle—”

“Later,” I said. “Right now we need you and half a dozen more volunteers to help Stramm run out some water hose. Soonest.” I brushed past him.

I had seen the horses as they appeared on the far side of the field. A goodly number of them pulling heavily loaded travois. Then more and more people appeared.

“We must leave this place at once,” Bram said. “It is very hard to say good-bye to our new friends from the stars. Yet we know that the green trackers will be leading their people here in great numbers, after all the trouble we have caused. We must go away, far and fast.”

“But we were the ones who attacked them, not you—and freed their prisoners.”

“They see no difference. Any pale skin will now be pursued, killed.”

“That’s not fair!” I said.

“It is our existence, we know no other. But now we have hope, from our new friends from the stars. Leave this unhappy
world. I hope that you will remember these forests and those who live here.”

“Of course I will! But can’t you come with us?”

There was a deep sadness in the shake of his head.

“Would that I could! How I long to see the wonders of the many new worlds out there. But my place is here, on this troubled planet. With my people. But do not forget us—our new friends from the stars.”

“We will do more than just remember. I vow this. I will return—bringing with me those who will stop this racial war of hatred. I cannot say when this will happen, but I will be back.”

He nodded—smiling at me through an immense sadness. Turned and went over to join the others. They were already moving out of this field by the river and disappearing back into the forest. Moving on in their endless flight from a ruthless and merciless enemy.

“Coming through!” a voice shouted. I stepped aside as the troop of farmers rushed by with coils of hose on their shoulders. A moment later I heard plaintive squeals from the distance—plus the occasional grunt of protest. The boars led the way with the pack trotting steadily behind. The farmers were shouting and laughing as they kept the porcuswine moving. Up the ramp and into the ship.

Behind them the field was empty. The sky darkened as storm clouds appeared, a sudden shower beat down on the field. I walked back into the shelter of the ship, my thoughts as black as the sky. The speaker above me crackled.

“Boss to bridge soonest.”

I went. Glad to escape my growing depression. What had we accomplished on our perilous visit to this planet? Got into trouble—and then out of it. Disturbed a wasp’s nest of hatred and anger. In an effort to bring some peace we had brought more conflict instead. It was some small satisfaction that we had released four men from captivity. But the rest of the planet was the original stewing, hate-filled world that it had been before we arrived.

Angry now, I grabbed myself by the metaphorical neck and gave a good shake.

“No Jim! You are a power for good in the universe today. Not now, but one day you will bring both aide and succor to this troubled world.”

“Talking to ourselves, are we?” Angelina said. “Sign of advance old age.”

“No. I was just swearing an oath to return to this awful planet with its suffering people. We must—and we will—change that.”

She smiled and blew me a kiss. “From anyone else that would be feckless bragging. But from Jim diGriz it is a powerful certainty. I’m off to the party.”

“What party?”

“The one we are throwing for those poor men we rescued. Figured we all needed a bit of cheering up.”

We went our various ways; I to the bridge. I wondered what was the next crisis awaiting me there. It was there all right—and a big one indeed.

“We have enough gravitons for one medium-sized Bloat. Or two short ones,” the captain said with unrestrained gloom. “Either way it is a matter of chance were we end up. Pot luck.”

“Not too encouraging. Are there any other factors that we have to take into consideration?”

“Direction,” he said, turning to a star-filled screen and pointing at the brightest area, with the thickest array of suns. “The galactic center. I have been turning our course that way whenever possible. The more suns, the more possible worlds for us to contact.”

I was looking at the outside images on the panoramic viewscreens as we talked. The rainsquall had swept by, leaving a rainbow arcing across the now blue sky. Our new friends and their horses long gone. Just a few men were in sight below, standing by the hose that reached out into the river.

“The farther the better,” I said.

“What?”

“When you gamble you have to play for keeps. Decide on a strategy, then do it. Make the biggest Bloat you can. Go for broke.”

I hope that I sounded more positive then I felt. Faint heart ne’r won fair lady. Or something like that.

“We’ll have to leave some gravitons in reserve. To approach any planets in the area.”

I did not like the casual use of
any
. On the screens the hose handlers were slowly walking back to the ship, the hose undoubtedly throbbing with water. The rainbow had faded away with the storm. Nothing else moved . . .

Or did it? Was that a flicker of motion on the far side of the field, where the trees came down to the riverbank? The scene enlarged as I spun the focus. Nothing. I was just seeing things. A mirage of stress and fatigue.

“I can’t set the final course until we get into orbit,” the
captain muttered as he hammered away at his keyboard. “As soon as the water tanks are filled I want to take off.”

“Nothing better. We have all had enough of this perilous planet . . .”

“Stramm,” he said, keying on the intercom. “What’s your water status?”

“Passenger tanks full. Topping up rest of reaction mass.”

A flicker of motion caught my eye at the forest’s edge. There
was
something out there.

“Captain, if you look towards the trees . . .”

My voice died as, with a single motion, the woods erupted.

Men running, hundreds—no, thousands! Coming from all sides.

The captain banged hard on the alarms, which wailed piercingly inside the ship and out.

“This is an emergency. We will be taking off as soon as the port is closed. Emergency takeoff. You men outside to the ship!”

They were running for their lives now, as more and more green-skinned figures poured out onto the field—from all sides. The leading attackers hesitated, but were clubbed forward by the men behind them.

“Stramm! Pumps off—and cut that hose!”

The last man fell into the ship as the ramp was retracted. The sirens still wailed. The captain beat his fist against the console—staring at the red light that meant the airlock was still open.

“They’re inhuman fiends,” he shouted. “Beating their own people to approach the ship. Knowing they’ll be cinders if we fire the takeoff tubes. Hoping that will stop us.”

Beaters and beaten still surged towards us. Heading towards instant incineration.

The red light turned green.

“TAKEOFF!” the captain roared—pounding down on the switch.

An instant later a distant rumble grew and grew to a mighty roar. The deck trembled then punched up. Flame and smoke obscured the viewscreens. The alarm sirens died away.

As soon as we were in orbit the captain reran the screens in slow motion. Smoke and flame roared out, diminished and died down.

“Freeze that!” I said.

No grass could be seen in the field—it was covered by the running, pushing, falling figures of the attackers. The ship’s jets flamed down towards them. I leaned over and touched the screen.

“Congratulations on a well-timed takeoff, Captain.”

“The front of the attacking mob was just meters from the blast.”

“You saved their lives.”

CHAPTER
26
 

The tortured planet of salvation dwindled behind us as the first Bloat began. After our strenuous adventures on that unhappy world, our voyage now on the spacegoing swinesty was like unto a holiday cruise. As the sore muscles and bruises faded into memories I found that the easy pace of existence suited me fine. I watched an ancient film or two, read some books from the multimillion-volume database and looked forward happily to an afternoon tipple in the bar.

The released prisoners blossomed under the maternal attention of Miz Julia and her mates. They applied themselves with great relish to the reconstituted and frozen food—a banquet after the slop their green captors had served up. I smiled on them benignly: at least some good had come out of our desperate visit. I renewed my oath at the next cocktail hour, raised my glass and swore to someday, somehow, bring peace to that sorely troubled world.

“I’ll drink to that,” Angelina said, and we clinked glasses. “And doom and destruction upon that villain Rifuti.”

In the rush of events I had completely forgotten the criminal captain. She had not. Nor would he escape. Justice would be done: in person if needs be.

The intercom had been turned low, and could just be heard behind the soft melody of the Mozart sonata.

“Boss to bridge.”

“Coming with me?”

“Later. This is bath day for Pinky. She does enjoy her scented scrub.”

“Rather you than me,” I said with some feeling. At the top of the list of things I preferred not to do was to shower the spines of Pinky porcuswine. A meeting on the bridge was a far more attractive proposition.

“Moment of decision for our next Bloat,” the captain said, pointing at the black viewscreen. “There is just that single star ahead.” I leaned close and saw the tiny glowing spot. “Do we Bloat again in that direction?”

“Nothing else around?” I asked hopefully.

“No. Nothing we can reach using the gravitons we have left. Even this will deplete most of our reserves.”

Decision time.

“Do we have a choice?”

“Not really.”

“Then let’s do it.”

He nodded grimly. And turned to the Bloater Drive.

I turned to the bar. A quick energizer was very much in order. Angelina was already there, putting a last gloss on Pinky’s spines with a polishing cloth. A plaintive grunt announced
that porcuswine were always ready for a quick munchy. I put out a bowl of pirri pretzels so we could join her.

“Libation?” I asked.

“Why not.” She shared some munchies with Pinky while I poured.

I brooded over my drink and she quickly caught my mood.

“Worried?”

“Not really. Just concerned. We are on our final Bloat. About two days more and we’ll know just how unlucky we are . . .”

“Or lucky—there are two sides to every coin.”

“True. Maybe I’m just suffering from the Greenie blues. But—”

“Aren’t we all. No pleasure planet that.”

After this I tried to keep my worries to myself. All would be revealed soonest in any case. It was a relief when the captain’s voice on the intercom said:

“Bloat will end in two hours.”

Angelina went with me to the bridge. Soon after we arrived we were joined by Stramm. “We’ll know soon enough now.”

A master of the obvious, our engineer. It didn’t merit a response.

For good or bad, the shivering pop of the Bloater field collapsing was welcome.

As the glowing star appeared in the center of the screen, the radio crackled into life.

“Welcome to the star system of Alpha Adonis . . .”

“We’ve done it!” Stramm said.

“This is a starwatch robotic beacon.”

Gloom descended while the recording continued.

“There are three planets in this system, and an asteroid belt. There are no settlements on any of these planets . . .”

“Command order to beacon,” the captain said into his mike. “Does this beacon contain communication capability?”

“Planetary coordinates follow . . . skrrk . . . This beacon’s communications consist of radio only. Nearest full communication facilities are at star system one dash thirty . . .”

The captain clicked the connection off and turned to look at us.

“Now what?” he said with a great weariness.

His answer was only silence. Angelina was the one who finally broke the spell.

“Turn it on again. Let us hear about those three planets.”

Stripped of all excess robotic verbiage the answer was simple.

“One gas giant,” the captain said. “Has an impressive ring, but no moons. Two planets in the habitable zone. One has an atmosphere—a bit less than one G—and sounds hot but inhabitable. The other one has a livable atmosphere but . . .”

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