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21

Lord of the Rings

Two days later Antonia was sitting at the breakfast table, leafing through
The Times.
When she reached the Obituaries page, she felt her heart jump inside her.

‘Sir Seymour has died,' she said aloud. ‘Now, what do you make of
that
?'

Then she remembered Hugh was not there to answer her. Hugh had gone to the Military Club the night before to meet an old uncle of his.

She went right down to the very bottom of the obituary and read the last paragraph. It was the cause of death that interested her, naturally, but there was nothing about it. ‘Suddenly' was perhaps the only suggestive word, though it meant nothing, really. It was true that people lived longer nowadays, but quite a few gentlemen of Sir Seymour's age—he would have turned seventy in November—did die ‘suddenly'. Why assume his death was due to anything but natural causes?

Antonia leafed back through the paper, to page four, where she glanced through the Home News once more. No, nothing about murder of a baronet or accidental death of a baronet or suspicious death of a baronet. Of course not—she'd have noticed it the first time. It was not the kind of thing she was likely to miss. The obituarist did not say where it was Sir Seymour had died either. Chances were that it was at Mayholme Manor, but she couldn't be sure.

What the obituarist did mention, and rather harped on, was Sir Seymour's fabulous financial rating and the fact that the Tradescant family got a mention in the Domesday Book and had once occupied a royal palace. Sir Seymour was survived by his second wife and a son from his first marriage, who now would be the nineteenth baronet.

The capsule-swap at Claridge's. That was where it had all started. The would-be poisoner, Lady Tradescant had claimed, was the housekeeper, Mrs Mowbray. All Lady Tradescant had done was put the antibiotic capsule back into the box. Well, there was no proof either way. Shame that the housekeeper had died and couldn't give her side of the story—she had committed suicide earlier that same day. How convenient that the killer was dead and couldn't be interrogated …

Was that a fair observation? Antonia poured herself another cup of coffee. Sir Seymour had died two days after his attempted poisoning and she seemed to assume that Penelope Tradescant was in fact guilty. Well, when a rich old husband died mysteriously, one always started by suspecting the beautiful and much younger wife. Or could Sir Seymour's sister be involved after all? Or his son? Or the Master?

The mass of ideas moved like nebulae inside Antonia's head. She bit into her buttered toast only to discover it was stone-cold. She put it down on her plate and wiped her fingers with the napkin. She was no longer hungry, actually. She thought of the things she needed to do today. Send an email with some queries concerning the proofs to her copy editor rather urgently, as soon as possible. Collect her granddaughter from her primary school at three. Could she really afford to indulge her passion for sleuthery?

There wasn't much to go upon. Events had been related to her at second hand, which was not particularly helpful. No, at
third
hand. Jesty told Hugh, who told her. Lady Tradescant told Jesty, who told Hugh, who told her. How annoying. She was not really in a position to form any valid opinion at all. Hugh had the advantage of having met some of the participants in the drama. Captain Jesty, Bettina Tradescant, the Master. Hugh hadn't met Lady Tradescant, who of course was the principal protagonist, but he had observed the guilty expression on her face.

Hugh had also mentioned one of the Mayholme Manor ‘brothers'. A very old man in a wheelchair, a Dr Fairchild, who had been involved in the Nuremberg trials in 1946 in some capacity or other, same as Sir Seymour's father, in fact—but, at this point at least, Antonia couldn't see how Dr Fairchild could possibly matter. The only suspicious thing about Dr Fairchild, she reasoned, was the fact that his room was two or three doors away from Sir Seymour's … Oh, and he'd
insisted
on being moved to the third floor …

It was only in detective stories the seemingly irrelevant bit-part player turned out to have done it. Antonia considered that a mere trick, not really fair on the reader. She found herself thinking of Lady Westholme in
An Appointment with Death
—a character who flitted in and out of the story in the most tangential manner imaginable, only to be revealed at the end—logically and entertainingly enough, it had to be said—as Mrs Boynton's nemesis. Antonia had determined never to do that sort of thing in any of
her
detective stories. She believed in introducing the killer no later than page four or five.

She poured herself more coffee. Did Penelope Tradescant tell the truth? Had Sir Seymour died of natural causes? Where had Penelope been at the time of her husband's death?

Once more she wondered if Hugh had read the obituary and, if he had, what he had to say about it.

‘Golly. I wonder if he was made away with after all.' Major Payne lowered
The Times
, a thoughtful frown on his face.

‘The buttered eggs are bloody marvellous. I couldn't recommend them more,' General Quinton said over his cup of tea.

‘Sir Seymour Tradescant's died, Uncle Louis. Did you know him? You used to live in his part of the world at one time, didn't you?'

They were sitting at a round seventeenth-century refectory table in the small green damask dining room at the Military Club, having breakfast.

‘Seymour Tradescant? He was at least ten years younger than me, I think. If it's the same chap.' General Quinton tapped his lips with the starched napkin. ‘I knew Frances, his first wife. Not terribly well. Splendid old girl. Seymour bullied her mercilessly, they said, but she never complained. Didn't know him at all well. Met him once or twice. Never really felt the inclination. Had one of those mercurial temperaments, or so everybody said.'

‘Not a nice chap?'

‘Not a nice chap. Enjoyed goading his twin sister into difficulty or disaster
quite
on purpose. Or so rumour had it. Was horrible to his son Nicholas. Don't know if he mellowed with age. A strong element of eccentricity entered into some of his attitudes, apparently. Isn't that an eminently diplomatic way of saying someone's gone mad? Nicholas will be … what is the word I want?'

‘Pleased?'

‘The nineteenth baronet. That's correct, isn't it? The nineteenth, yes. Met Nicholas on a couple of occasions. A thoroughly decent chap. A bit weak-willed, perhaps. Pining for an heir.'

‘Sir Seymour married a much younger woman.'

‘Ah yes. The second Lady T. At one time everyone was talking about it. Lovely to look at, engaging air of innocence. Always beautifully dressed. After his money of course.' General Quinton paused. ‘More than a match for him, they said, so he got what he deserved. She didn't bump him off, by any chance, did she?'

‘The paper doesn't say. Are you familiar with Mayholme Manor, Uncle Louis?'

‘I thought Seymour lived at Tradescant Hall.'

Before Major Payne could explain, a delicate little cough was heard. ‘Sorry to butt in like this, but I couldn't help overhearing. As it happens, I was at Mayholme Manor the other night. Did you say Sir Seymour was dead?' It was a thin, mild-looking elderly man with rimless glasses and a prim mouth, who had spoken from across the table. He sported a rather splendid waistcoat, Payne noticed.

‘That's correct. It's in today's paper.'

‘I was visiting a friend and was persuaded to stay for dinner. Dear me.
What
a coincidence. I don't like such coincidences at all. I wonder if Sir Seymour died that same night—or the morning after? He must have done—if his death is in today's
Times.
He kept looking down at his fingers, you see—kept flexing them.' The man demonstrated. ‘He asked me whether I thought his fingers were a bit swollen.'

Payne gazed at him with interest. ‘Really? Did you know Sir Seymour well?' Small world, he thought—talk of serendipitous discoveries!

‘We'd never met before. I just happened to be seated next to him. The Master performed the introductions. The Master, you see, always behaves with the greatest good cheer and is graceful and charming and unflaggingly delightful with everyone and everything. The Master's got
style.
Have you met the Master?'

Payne said he had met the Master.

‘Mayholme Manor is the most civilized place in the world,' the man in the splendid waistcoat went on. ‘I was told that there is
always
a back-up course should the soufflé fall. Bridge after dinner, or else the delights of the
salle de ciné.
'

‘You aren't by any chance considering joining the brotherhood?'

‘I am still married and not likely to become a widower for some time,' the man in the splendid waistcoat said a touch wistfully. ‘They are a most clubbable crowd there. Some of the best families in the land, you know. And the stewards are terribly attentive. That evening, if I remember correctly, we covered an incredible number of topics—a proper debating society! The ballistics of fast bowling, the ancient Haitian monarchy with its Dukes of Marmelada and Limonada, Antonia Darcy's fastidious felons and the Law of Averages. Incidentally, my name is Martindale.'

‘Antonia Darcy is my wife … Are
all
of her felons fastidious?'

‘Antonia Darcy is your wife? How perfectly marvellous. Somebody said she operated within a remarkably narrow if exclusive social range—her imagination never moved outside Belgrave Square.'

‘I don't think she would like that. It isn't strictly true.'

‘I can't think of any other place that's
quite
like Mayholme Manor
. A corner, that is forever England.
'

‘I know exactly what you mean.'

‘Stewards and style!' General Quinton harrumphed. ‘Hotbeds of unspeakable passions and unquenchable animosities, places like that.'

‘How interesting, that you should have sat next to Sir Seymour at dinner, Martindale,' Payne said. ‘I imagine you are one of the last people to have talked to him before he died.'

‘I probably was.'

‘Was there anything wrong with Sir Seymour's fingers?'

‘Not as far as I could see. But he produced a ring and demonstrated how it wouldn't fit his finger. His little finger. He seemed to have quite an
idée fixe
about it. Only the day before the ring had been on his finger and there had been nothing wrong with it. He described himself as “helplessly perplexed”. It was an extremely precious ring, he said. A present to his father from the Duchess of Windsor back in '46, I think he said.'

Payne sat up. That very old chap, whose room was only two doors away from Sir Seymour's, had a portrait of the Duchess of Windsor on his wall …

‘Beware of Greeks bearing gifts,' General Quinton said portentously. ‘Stop me if I've said this before, but Mrs Simpson was the greatest mischief-maker the world had ever known. Since Eve.'

‘He might have had arthritis,' Martindale said. ‘Or some odd form of allergy?'

‘I myself suffer from gouty spasms,' General Quinton said. ‘Sometimes my feet get so swollen, I can't put any shoes on and have to wear my slippers. To think I used to wear nothing but boots once!'

Major Payne remained silent. The ring had been in the porcelain dish on Sir Seymour's bedside table. He had seen it with his own eyes. He wished now he had taken a closer look at it. The next moment another picture rose before his eyes. The day of his visit—Valkyrian skies—he in his black bowler and rolled-up brolly—Sir Seymour's sister in her ridiculous golfing suit. Bettina had been in a state of some agitation—one of her hands in a glove, the other bare—she had been pulling her ring up and down her finger as they talked—up and down—

Her ring appeared to be—well,
loose
.

He hadn't thought anything of it at the time, but now he wondered.

Bettina Tradescant said she hadn't been allowed to go anywhere near her brother's room, but that was a lie. She
had
been inside Sir Seymour's room.

Two rings, Payne thought—one loose, the other, well, tight. One made for a thicker finger, the other for a thinner, smaller, one.

22

Cruel Intentions

Later in the day he told Antonia about it.

‘I believe she swapped the rings. They must have looked identical, otherwise Sir Seymour would have known at once. When it didn't fit, he assumed there was something wrong with his finger, not with the ring. The rather obvious deduction is that Bettina Tradescant had a ring which was identical to the one her brother wore. Her ring was a replica and not worth much while the other one was worth a fortune.'

‘Did you say the ring was a present from the Duchess of Windsor to Sir Seymour's father? We can assume that Bettina knew all about it.'

‘She is exactly the kind of woman who would idolize the Duchess of Windsor. Actually, she even looks like the Duchess of Windsor. Thin, angular, ugly as sin, one can't imagine her without her
maquillage
, she probably sleeps in it, and, again like the Duchess, she is a fashion fetishist. Yes. I believe she simply
had
to have the ring. Or perhaps there was a practical and purely financial reason for the theft? Maybe she is in debt, needs the money badly and intends to sell it.'

‘Did she go to Mayholme Manor that day with the sole object of pinching it then?'

‘I believe that was a spur-of-the-moment decision. She said she had come to check if her brother was dead. She was convinced that her brother had died—she had had the chill and so on.' Payne lit his pipe. ‘She goes to his room. Sir Seymour is not there. She spots the ring in the dish on the bedside table. She takes it and leaves her own ring in its place. She then makes a dash for it … That would explain why she was running as though all the devils from hell were after her and why she nearly smashed my face with the door. She was in a highly agitated state. Well, one possible explanation is that she was afraid of being rumbled.'

‘She must have believed her brother wouldn't notice the difference,' Antonia said. ‘It didn't occur to her that her ring wouldn't fit on his finger.'

‘She made a mistake there. I'd very much like to take a squint at that ring. As you know, my love, I am a great believer in putting theories to the test. I know something about precious stones. I can tell at once if the ring is a fake … I imagine the young widow's collected all her husband's possessions, including the ring … Shall I pay the young widow a visit?'

‘How would you persuade the young widow to show you the ring?'

‘I would introduce myself as the representative of a top Bond Street jeweller. Um. I would say that Sir Seymour had asked me to evaluate the ring. I'll pretend of course that I have no idea that Sir Seymour has died. Ingenious, eh?' Payne puffed at his pipe. ‘It would actually be very interesting to meet the young widow. Vis-à-vis.'

‘I am sure you would enjoy meeting the young widow enormously
.
Vis-à-vis.'

‘Don't be an ass, darling. My interest is purely criminological.'

‘Is it?'

‘Nothing but. Who knows, I might even be able to convince Lady Tradescant that the quest for riches is little more than ignoble and illusory. Oh, don't look at me like that! Gives me the creeps. Do let's be sensible and constructive, shall we? Do you think Sir Seymour was killed?'

‘I don't know. And I don't care,' Antonia said tersely.

Some twenty minutes later Major Payne's mobile phone rang.

‘Hello—that you, Payne?'

‘Good lord. Jesty! I've been thinking about you.'

‘Did you see today's paper?'

‘I did, my dear fellow. He is dead. I know. It's quite incredible.'

‘I can't believe it, Payne. We—we expected him to turn up dead, didn't we? And now he's turned up dead. Sir Seymour Tradescant is dead.'

‘I know. Well, coincidences do happen—'

‘I personally think she is behind it.'

‘Who? Lady Tradescant?'

‘Who else? She is the most logical suspect. I have had time to think, you see. I am sure she lied to me. That rigmarole—about Mrs Mowbray and so on. I am sure she made it all up. She is a minx. She is a snake, Payne. She is the devil. She—'

‘And I was hoping you'd got over her,' Payne said with a sigh.

‘I haven't got over her. I keep thinking about her. I can't help it, Payne. I dream about her. I see her in all sorts of different scenarios.'

‘You sound as though you might have been drinking.'

‘I
have
been drinking. Of course I have been drinking, Payne. Scotch, mainly. I wouldn't have been able to survive otherwise. I tried to speak to her the other day, but met with no success. No one answers the phone. She couldn't have gone away before the funeral, could she?'

‘I have no idea.'

‘I thought you might be on the case, Payne, that's why I rang you. I thought you might have found
something
.'

‘I am not on the case,' Payne said. ‘I am not sure there is a case.'

‘Of course there is. You don't believe the eighteenth baronet died of natural causes, do you? A clever fellow like you. If you find any incriminating evidence, please let me know at once. I would be most grateful. You will let me know, won't you, Payne?'

Payne promised he would.

‘I may actually contact the police,' Jesty said after a pause. ‘I may give them a lead or two. Tell them about the curious incident at Claridge's. I may make one of those anonymous phone calls. Or write an anonymous letter or two.'

‘You wouldn't stoop that low, surely?'

‘I would.'

‘Not the conduct of an officer and a gentleman—'

‘Don't give me that rot.'

‘These things do matter, Jesty.'

‘I don't care.'

‘What would you be hoping to achieve?'

‘I want to make things as uncomfortable for her as possible, Payne. I want her to be harried and grilled and frightened. I want her brought down low, mortified, disgraced, arrested—imprisoned for life—'

If this were a detective story, I would make Jesty the killer, Payne thought. It would be one of those solutions that are described as ‘unguessable'. Jesty was the least likely suspect and he would have killed Sir Seymour as a form of revenge on Lady Tradescant—
to get Lady Tradescant suspected of her husband's murder—
because he loved her and she loved him not …

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