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Keep it up for a while. Press your fingertips against her, finger her, just a little inside, with nothing but a sheer layer of fabric between her and your hand. Now introduce her to a truly wild sensation: Oral sex through her panties. Let her feel the heat of your breath. Nibble. Lick. Take your time. Slide the shiny wet fabric around with your teeth and tongue. Bring her right to the edge of orgasm and keep her there until she’s pushing back at you, grinding her underwear against your mouth. Then, when she’s just about ready to come—slip the fabric to the side for direct contact. It won’t be long before she arches her back and bursts into a toe-clenching orgasm.

And it won’t be long before you see
those
panties again, I promise.

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F
INISH THIS SENTENCE
:
A woman will be putty in your hands if you give her _______.

A car?
Nope, try again.
Diamonds?
Nice, but not what I’m looking for. No, the answer is
honesty
.

Women value honesty. With honesty, comes trust. And with trust, you can tell each other
anything
. Believe me, that kind of honesty and vulnerability is hot.

Now, here’s something to consider: The majority of American women say they wish they knew exactly what their men want sexually. We
want
our men to be more honest about what turns them on.

It’s difficult, though, to look your love in the eyes and tell her what you really want. It’s much easier to
write
what gets you off than it is to say it out loud. This week, you’re going to share your kinky confessions, and you don’t have to say a word. And for that, you’ll need a box.

A fabric-covered, photo storage box is perfect, but there are endless types of boxes available. As long as it’s roughly the size of a shoebox and has a lid, you’re set. On Sunday, put the box in the middle of your bed. Attach a note on the lid that says,
“Open Me.”

Inside the box is a sheet of paper titled “Fantasy Box Rules.” On it, write the following:
This is our Fantasy Box. I want to share my fantasies with you. Every morning I will confess one of my secret fantasies, and ask you a question. You’ll have until that evening to answer the question. Here are the rules: 1. We will keep our minds open while reading each other’s secrets. 2. We will not talk about the box, and 3. A closed lid means there’s something in the box. If you agree to the rules of the Fantasy Box, put it on your dresser with the lid open. I love you.

Her heart is going to speed up when she realizes what you’ve organized, and she’s going to wish she’d thought of it!

Write out your confessions. Obviously they should be bedroom-related and not, “
I ate the last spring roll and blamed it on the dog.
” Here are some suggestions. Use them or make up your own; just make them increasingly explicit and risqué as the week goes along:

–   I’ve always wanted to make love to you while you wore white fishnet stockings. What’s something I can wear that turns you on?

–   I would love it if you talked dirty when we have sex. What are some sexy things you’d like me to say while I’m making love to you?

–   I’ve always fantasized about taking you from behind while you’re washing the dishes. Where have you fantasized us having sex besides the bedroom?

–   I’ve always wanted to watch you masturbate. What’s something I could do that makes you hot? (Include a toy in the box: something unusual, like a pyrex dildo. They’re pretty, inexpensive and easy to clean.)

–   I’ve read that massaging the prostate makes a guy explode during orgasm. I’ve fantasized about trying that while you give me oral. What have you heard about that you’re curious to try?

Again, these are
suggestions.
Place your
true
confessions in the box, one day at a time, and wait for her response.

This week, the atmosphere in your house is going to be
electric
. Starting Sunday, there will be an element of anticipation hanging on everything you say and do. She’s going to be on the edge of her seat wondering what you’re about to reveal (
Did he just walk to the bedroom? Is he putting something in the box?
). She’s going to be checking the box,
you’re
going to be checking the box, and
the
box is going to be revealing things that have never been uttered out loud.

On Saturday morning, leave one final note in the box:
I want to make your fantasies come true.
Meet me in the bedroom, 8pm. Saturday night, you’re going to fulfill
her
fantasies, and the box has told you exactly how. She’s going to be wet all day just thinking about it. Remember,
don’t talk about the box
. Just look at her and share a knowing smirk throughout the day.

Before your date, set the scene using
her confessions
as your guide. Make the bed, dress in something she thinks is sexy, have any toys you might need within arm’s reach, light candles.

Don’t speak; honestly, there’s no need. The box has told you exactly what
her
box wants and now it’s time to deliver.

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W
HEN IT COMES TO AROUSING A WOMAN
,
timing is everything. Usually, that means making sure she is relaxed and not facing any distractions.

But this week, it means you have to wait... until she is at the grocery store. No, seriously.

Right after she leaves for a weekend grocery run, you are going to begin doing the one thing that makes all women melt:
chores
. Household chores. Cleaning, fixing, straightening. Most men instinctively avoid housework, but that’s only because they don’t realize how much it turns women on. Those reality home makeover shows, where crews of men come in and fix everything that’s wrong with your house? That’s
girl porn
. Pure erotica.

Are you still reading? Good. I was afraid I might have scared you away with the chores idea. You won’t actually have to work hard this week. You just have to give the appearance of housework—and combine it with the appearance of stripping.
And
catch it all on camera.

Begin with some glass cleaner and paper towels. Use your camera phone to snap a picture of yourself wiping down a window and smiling at the camera, then send it to your sweetie’s phone. What do you suppose the other shoppers will make of it when they hear her crack up laughing in the middle of the grocery store? Now take your shirt off, and grab a broom. Take a photo of yourself grinning and sweeping the floor, then send it to her phone. Get out your toolbox and snap a shot of you with your cordless screwdriver. She’ll look forward to each new
ding
on her phone, waiting to see what surprises you’ve been cooking up. Ooh, cooking! Now there’s a chore she’d like to see you perform! Send a picture of you in your undies and an apron. And then another with you wearing an apron
and nothing else
. Shot from behind.

Next photo: you with a tool belt and a smile. Next: Rubber gloves. Monkey wrench. Vacuum cleaner. Take a series of self-portraits, each time doing a different chore, and each time getting more and more naked. Send them to her phone, one at a time. Include an occasional text message:

Can’t wait to see you

Working hard

Ready to play

Like what you see?

Come home soon

Of course, you must complete at least one real chore, like cleaning the windows. Remember, it’s
actual work
that gets her hot. The sight of your bare buns will make her laugh. (Especially if she sees them while she’s in a grocery store!) But the thought of you naked
while
relieving her of housework is what makes her tingle.

As soon as she gets home, put some britches on, because you need to help her put away the groceries. Then repeat your striptease, live and in person.

And then get to work. On
her
. Rubber gloves optional.

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W
HY DO MEN LIKE ROMANCE
?
Well... mostly it’s because women
crave
it! Isn’t she always more responsive after a bubble bath by candlelight? Don’t you do everything in your power to seduce her into a night of love? Well,
foreplay
doesn’t always have to come first.

In fact, it’s
afterplay
that really make an evening special for a woman. Just as she needs flowers and sweet-talk to get her in the mood, the same treatment can
sustain
the mood after a steamy, sensual encounter. You might want nothing more than a little shut-eye after working up a sweat between the sheets, but not this week. Tonight’s steamy encounter begins where most of them usually end.

Buy her a rose, one that comes with a small glass water tube sealed over the end so you can hide it under the bed. When the peak of passion has passed — when she’s still gasping for air after the shuddering climax you brought her to — don’t turn your back on her. Instead, get up out of bed. Light a few candles. Put on some sultry music, like Robin Thicke or John Legend. Bring her a glass of something cold to drink.

Then, once she realizes the fun’s not over yet, bring out the big guns. You’ve put together a little tray of her favorite sweets—chocolate truffles, chocolate-covered strawberries, maybe even M&M’s or Oreos—whatever her heart desires. If you thought she was smiling before...

Next, have a little fun. What’s your favorite board game to play together? Is it something flirty and sexy like Dirty Minds or Loaded Questions? Or something a little more competitive, like Scrabble? Whatever makes the two of you laugh together. As crucial to romance as sex is, creating moments like these is just as romantic—maybe even more.

Now climb back under the covers, but before you wrap your arms around her, reach under the bed... and present her with your loving gift.
I saw this rose today and it reminded me of you. Perfect, beautiful, and still blossoming into something even more amazing...

Kiss her ears, her eyes, whisper those sweet nothings. Cuddle, snuggle, hold her and tell her how wonderful she makes you feel. Regardless of your physical prowess in the bedroom, you have now transformed yourself into the greatest lover on earth — one who nurtures the nurturer.

You’re a man who doesn’t take his bedmate for granted, who lets her know how much he appreciates her every move. You are every woman’s dream.

Be forewarned, though. Giving up thirty minutes of sleep this way may cost you — another hour or two of sleep! Something tells me that’s a price you won’t mind paying tonight...

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I
LOOKED ALL OVER THE WORLD FOR THE SEXY
tricks and tips that inspire the seductions in this book. Except for this one. This seduction is based on a true story that happened right in my own bedroom. It started as a joke, actually; a bit of silliness between Jeff and me. I was in bed after a long day and was, I confess, in no mood for love. Jeff started his cute prank, and—POW. Something amazing happened.