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brethsisteren
- brothers and sisters
 
celestion
- a heavenly being, a god, or god-like creature
 
cessprince
- derogatory term for a princess
 
changefigured
- transfigured, transkinked, evolved
 
chittle-chattle
- gossip
 
crizeymas
- winter festival, sometimes called Iziemas
 
confuzzled
- confused, bepuzzled
 
crookedy
- crooked
 
devanimal
- according to the wangodmatist way of thinking, the renegade animals who had caused the Wangod to curse earth with the dark times. Any creature or person heretical to wangodmatist ideas
 
earthrumble
- earthquake
 
ennunce
- denunciated
 
ensluicing
- taming by cruel means
 
excaliberite
- wedged like a sword in rock
 
flameringly
- obvious, literally as noticeable as flames
 
fretter, frettered
- to fret, did fret
 
gadzillion
- an unimaginably large number
 
gatoriles
- large lizard-like creature such as a crocodile
 
gigglanth
- genus of laughing men and women
 
gigglanthropic
- the quality of being gigglanthine
 
grabbled
- grappled, wrestled.
 
gracklebrain
- someone not quite with the program
 
graydark
- the eerie three-quarter dark of the dust-filled skies during that cataclysm
 
grickles
- shorthand for genus known as gricklegracks
 
gropple
- grope
 
groppled
- groped, molested
 
guffackling
- guffawing, cackling
 
jekkler
- a joke, particularly a rib-tickling joke
 
kero-lamps
- kerosene lamps
 
kink/kinks
- the mutant gene/genes that power evolution or
 
transkinkery
- the process of evolution
 
kingdidates
- candidates for election of king
 
lateen
- someone in their late teens: usually an indication of a more worldly wise youth than what most would think of twenty-first century teenagers
 
loominated
- illuminated by moonlight
 
magickery
- magic, seemingly supernatural phenomena
 
man-to-man
- male homosexual, gay-boy
 
marriage brokery
- matchmaking, the business of arranging marriages
 
mechanagics
- seemingly magical, but actually mechanical
 
memobird
- a message bird
 
mezzaculously
- miraculously
 
moonblood
- menstrual blood, period
 
morningsun
- east, or meaning directional right, towards the right
 
mothshark
- huge mythical flying beast who brought people from the other side of the world
 
mysterhyme
- riddle talk
 
nobadness
- goodness
 
nymphemona
- she-demon of the river
 
pompiffery
- ceremony, pomp
 
potstillery
- brewhouse
 
prancer
- one who prances about
 
pretendsuppose
- make belief, a pretendsuppose story
 
probber
- a priest or parson, a wangodmatist who teaches others in the ways of the Wangod. A professional missionary
 
probber s nose
- parson’s nose, the rear end of a bird, anatomically a bird’s anus
 
pumpeduppery
- puffed up,
 
pumpery
- extenuated tavern talk, regarding the fine, and to most people, the boring details of machinery
 
psykologicks
- psychology
 
pyskosicks
- dangerous sickness of the mind
 
quizzleprink
- upstart
 
redfish
- salmon
 
regaliocol
- royal protocol
 
romp-pomp-pum-paggle
- street or bar-room theater
 
rumble-wave
- tsunami, a giant wave
 
sagack
- sage, guardian, chaperone
 
scarify
- scare, frighten
 
schoolchilder
- schoolchildren (plural)
 
schemagems
- schemings, tactical plans, strategems
 
scientic
- scientist
 
scientical
- scientific
 
screek
- schreech
 
skimble skamble
- nonsense
 
skydynamics
- aerodynamics
 
skolarshop
- a workshop cum study
 
sledblastering
- involuntary outburst as a result of high adrenalin activity
 
smakker
- mouth, lips
 
smakobbed
- gob-smacked
 
spasmering
- convulsing, gripped by spasms
 
splinterendering
- the cracking of wood as it caves in under pressure
 
sticklerish
- quality of being a stickler for the rules
 
swaggerswankings
- washbuckling
 
ta
- thanks
 
Tavernmizz
- senior waitress in a pub, barmaid
 
thezzpians
- theatrical types
 
Time Egg
- a time capsule
 
transkinkery
- the process of evolution
 
turkabird
- a wild turkey
 
volcanemon
- volcano, perceived by the western peoples to be enraged earth spirits
 
wan, wance
- one, once
 
Wangod
- the one god
 
wangodfearing
- deeply religious
 
wangodknowswhere
- the one God knows where
 
wangodmatist
- believer in, or practitioner of, wangodmatism, the worship of the Wangod to the exclusion of all others
 
wangodsakes
- for godsakes
 
whoosh-shoosh
- sound of rushing, air or water
 
whorlet
- teenage or young whore, term of derision
 
wonderlook
- a small but powerful telescope.
 
zizzerhither
- hither-thither
 
Copyright © 2010 by Danbert Nobacon
Illustrations © 2010 by Exterminating Angel Press
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p. cm.
Summary: Princess Alexandra Stormybald Wilson, a thirteen-year-old prince killer, lives with her stepmother Queen Gwynmerelda and her father, King Walterbald, until she is initiated into the Order of the Accidental Adventurers.
eISBN : 978-1-935-25910-7
[1. Fairy tales. 2. Kings, queens, rulers, etc.--Fiction. 3. Princesses--
Fiction.] I. Title. II. Title: Three dead princes.
PZ8.N63Aam 2010
[Fic]--dc22
2010016249
 

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