brethsisteren
- brothers and sisters
celestion
- a heavenly being, a god, or god-like creature
cessprince
- derogatory term for a princess
changefigured
- transfigured, transkinked, evolved
chittle-chattle
- gossip
crizeymas
- winter festival, sometimes called Iziemas
confuzzled
- confused, bepuzzled
crookedy
- crooked
devanimal
- according to the wangodmatist way of thinking, the renegade animals who had caused the Wangod to curse earth with the dark times. Any creature or person heretical to wangodmatist ideas
earthrumble
- earthquake
ennunce
- denunciated
ensluicing
- taming by cruel means
excaliberite
- wedged like a sword in rock
flameringly
- obvious, literally as noticeable as flames
fretter, frettered
- to fret, did fret
gadzillion
- an unimaginably large number
gatoriles
- large lizard-like creature such as a crocodile
gigglanth
- genus of laughing men and women
gigglanthropic
- the quality of being gigglanthine
grabbled
- grappled, wrestled.
gracklebrain
- someone not quite with the program
graydark
- the eerie three-quarter dark of the dust-filled skies during that cataclysm
grickles
- shorthand for genus known as gricklegracks
gropple
- grope
groppled
- groped, molested
guffackling
- guffawing, cackling
jekkler
- a joke, particularly a rib-tickling joke
kero-lamps
- kerosene lamps
kink/kinks
- the mutant gene/genes that power evolution or
transkinkery
- the process of evolution
kingdidates
- candidates for election of king
lateen
- someone in their late teens: usually an indication of a more worldly wise youth than what most would think of twenty-first century teenagers
loominated
- illuminated by moonlight
magickery
- magic, seemingly supernatural phenomena
man-to-man
- male homosexual, gay-boy
marriage brokery
- matchmaking, the business of arranging marriages
mechanagics
- seemingly magical, but actually mechanical
memobird
- a message bird
mezzaculously
- miraculously
moonblood
- menstrual blood, period
morningsun
- east, or meaning directional right, towards the right
mothshark
- huge mythical flying beast who brought people from the other side of the world
mysterhyme
- riddle talk
nobadness
- goodness
nymphemona
- she-demon of the river
pompiffery
- ceremony, pomp
potstillery
- brewhouse
prancer
- one who prances about
pretendsuppose
- make belief, a pretendsuppose story
probber
- a priest or parson, a wangodmatist who teaches others in the ways of the Wangod. A professional missionary
probber s nose
- parson’s nose, the rear end of a bird, anatomically a bird’s anus
pumpeduppery
- puffed up,
pumpery
- extenuated tavern talk, regarding the fine, and to most people, the boring details of machinery
psykologicks
- psychology
pyskosicks
- dangerous sickness of the mind
quizzleprink
- upstart
redfish
- salmon
regaliocol
- royal protocol
romp-pomp-pum-paggle
- street or bar-room theater
rumble-wave
- tsunami, a giant wave
sagack
- sage, guardian, chaperone
scarify
- scare, frighten
schoolchilder
- schoolchildren (plural)
schemagems
- schemings, tactical plans, strategems
scientic
- scientist
scientical
- scientific
screek
- schreech
skimble skamble
- nonsense
skydynamics
- aerodynamics
skolarshop
- a workshop cum study
sledblastering
- involuntary outburst as a result of high adrenalin activity
smakker
- mouth, lips
smakobbed
- gob-smacked
spasmering
- convulsing, gripped by spasms
splinterendering
- the cracking of wood as it caves in under pressure
sticklerish
- quality of being a stickler for the rules
swaggerswankings
- washbuckling
ta
- thanks
Tavernmizz
- senior waitress in a pub, barmaid
thezzpians
- theatrical types
Time Egg
- a time capsule
transkinkery
- the process of evolution
turkabird
- a wild turkey
volcanemon
- volcano, perceived by the western peoples to be enraged earth spirits
wan, wance
- one, once
Wangod
- the one god
wangodfearing
- deeply religious
wangodknowswhere
- the one God knows where
wangodmatist
- believer in, or practitioner of, wangodmatism, the worship of the Wangod to the exclusion of all others
wangodsakes
- for godsakes
whoosh-shoosh
- sound of rushing, air or water
whorlet
- teenage or young whore, term of derision
wonderlook
- a small but powerful telescope.
zizzerhither
- hither-thither
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