99 Palms: Horn OK Please (7 page)

Shambala and link to World myths & legends:

Going after the lost city of gold, maybe a lost world was a bizarre idea indeed. We could easily have planned on robbing a bank, mooching off rich girlfriends, but no – we had to choose this!. We liked things different. It was not just the money that seemed to excite us then, but I suppose it was the sheer thrill of adventure that added to the excitement. A journey to the center of the earth sounded so cool. Monica’s theory that Shambala could lie at the center of the earth was definitely out of the box.

Fully aware of the impact her statement had on us, Monica said, “You see, the Atlaneans were said to possess immense riches, advanced weaponry and were far ahead in all fields of science. Right? The Nine Unknown have documented these sciences in nine books. They define the ends of science and knowledge. There is nothing in their fields that is unknown to them. You need help”, said Monica wryly.

Finding a hidden place was one thing, but battling advanced science was a different ball game.

“Look, you will need to meet Professor my colleague, Geri Traver to learn more about these secret books which the Nine Unknown wrote and continue to enhance. She is an astronomer who knows a lot. The key to finding the Lost city of Shambala is to know all about these sciences to elevate your knowledge to enter Shambala - if you can ever find it. You will need to know the basics if you ever decide to even remotely use that knowledge to save your lives…”

“So I gather Atlantis is Shambala and we know shit about Atlantis. Are we trying to find the lost world of Atlantis here, woman?” I asked Monica, scratching my chin. It was all I could do then.

“More than that, Chief. Look, the scriptures of 99 Palms make a reference of Avalon, from Arthurian legend which was populated by such evolved beings. Again, Avalon is Shambala. El Dorado, the Lost City of gold referred in Spanish history or Ys, the mythical city on the coast of Brittany or Hyperborea, the perfect place or paradise from the legends of Greece. All these mythical cities, cities of untold wealth, wisdom and intelligence, where do you believe they disappeared to? Ile-Ife, Xanadu, Dwarka, Beyul…where did all these cities go?” exclaimed Monica animatedly, touching a cold bottle of water to her forehead.

Maybe, the cold water was preventing her from blowing up in exasperation.

“The answer is there in the ancient texts of 99 Palms. It refers to all these mythical and legendary places of yore, the perfect worlds that seem to have disappeared overnight! Like El Dorado, these are cities of gold. The inhabitants of these lost cities had far evolved beyond the logical realm of science and logic as we know of today. Where did they go?” quizzed Monica as she again took a sip of water from her bottle.

“Yeah…I’m worried about them too. Go on, educate us”, said Hound smiling as he wiped his brow with a wet tissue. The sun was high and it was noon. It was getting warm.

“Understand this well. All these cities pretty much disappeared overnight. It is clearly mentioned in the ancient scriptures of 99 Palms that the inhabitants of these lost cities had reached a certain level of progress, consciousness, enlightenment and scientific enhancement that they did not die. They just evolved into higher beings and moved to a different plane of thought. They transported themselves into a parallel dimension. All these cities came together and formed a different world. You must realize that there are different dimensions in this universe, you see?” said Monica, wondering if we would grasp that.

What she didn’t know was that we are the same beings who had dealt with quantum physics, UFOs, aliens and shit like that when we saved the world from doom in
‘Horn OK Please – The Scrotum Scrolls’
.

Maybe we did understand more than we could show. No one responded as Monica continued, “Dudes, these cities did not disappear, but they moved to a higher plane in a parallel universe and formed a parallel earth in a parallel dimension. So we all exist together today, yet they rule over us. They are ruled by the Nine Unknown. They are not human beings anymore”, said Monica softly, as she pulled out a few blades of grass from the ground. Frustration does find an outlet always.

“So what are they now? The Nine Unknown?” I asked, sticking my neck out.

“I don’t know what they are, Chief. They are the inhabitants of Paradise and it is said that they are ruled wisely by Emperor Ashoka. I got you, right?” and she went into peals of laughter at her own joke. She had nice teeth that seemed to make Goose fall in love with her even more.

Center of the Earth:

“The ancient scriptures of 99 Palms point to the center of the earth, when you look at the Earth as a round object – but I shall spare you that. For the secrets of the Nine Unknown to be kept safe from the hands of primitives, that is us, this parallel world exists in a different dimension at the center of the earth. The Inner earth is a different world. That world can be referred to as Shambala. To reach the core of the earth humans would need terrific advancements in the field of science, consciousness and state. Humans cannot go there”, said Monica, throwing up another curveball.

“Hell. We’re humans. We need to get there. You tell us that to reach there, one needs to reach a certain evolution of thought, deeds and actions. How on earth can we get there?” said Derek, his irritation showing.

“You evolve, Derek. Maybe, that’s how you reach Shambala”, said Monica for she knew more than we knew today.

Evolve. My ass. It took us a lot of time to evolve from primates. Hell! We even have trouble trying to seem human.

“Fine! But you’re telling us that we need to reach the center of the earth to reach Shambala. How can you be so sure that you’re right?” asked Derek, seemingly happy that he had at least figured out that we must drive down to….the center of our planet.

“However, this is where these scriptures of 99 Palms make it very clear. Grant me the credit of wisdom through hard word. I’m a historian, for God’s sake. It is written that there is a vast underground network of tunnels and caves, primarily across Asia, for this is the shortest route to the center of the earth. There are exactly 69 maps drawn on these palm manuscripts and all lead to the center of the earth. It states that there is a vast network of caves, whose openings are invisible to the naked eye and the under evolved, these subterranean passages beneath India are used by the Nine Unknown to visit the earth and deliver what they wish to.”

“Which means that there are ways to get to Shambala, right?” Goose asked, as he moved closer to Monica.

“Of course, some of the many entrances exist all over the world in Europe, Asia and Americas but the vast majority of these underground openings, the pathways to Shambala are in India. Adolf Hitler tried his best to establish contact with the Nine Unknown at Shambala, even tried to get a hold of 99 Palms, but it was never possible for him to go there because of his bad
karma.
Remember that the coordinates for Shambala are a combination of ‘Inner’, ‘Outer’ and ‘Alternative’ like I said before? There are plenty of ways.” Monica said thoughtfully, fully aware that Goose had inched closer.

“You said that there are many theories about the exact location of Shambala. Now we understand that it’s underground. What about all those places that disappeared? Did all those cities converge as one large land mass to become Shambala?” I asked her for she’d spoken about lost cities, not just one.

“Chief, The 99 Palms makes references of passages to Shambala from the Arctic Mount Meru, which is known as Mount Sumeru per Hindu mythology and is actually the North Pole of the Earth, the Paradise of the Gods. It is one of the entrances to the lost world of Shambala. Note, I said ‘Lost world, not lost city, for all the lost cities converged to form Shambala, knit together in another dimension.”

Good. One clue cracked. At least we had the ‘Outer’ part out of the way. That just left us to figure out what the ‘Inner’ and ‘Alternative’ aspects for the perfect coordinates that even a yet-to-be-invented GPS could follow. Screw evolution of the mind, we needed an easier way.

“Keep going, Monica, keep talking. I understand”, said Goose as he stared into her eyes. Sucker!

We’d been going all afternoon and it was getting closer to evening. The cooling down was obviously impacting Monica’s behavior. She was a lot more jovial and excited now.

“Dude, the earth is a honeycomb of caves and tunnels. All these tunnels lead down to the center of the earth. That’s where Shambala is from a locational standpoint. The scriptures of 99 Palms show this humongous network of tunnels and caves to be connected across continents. There are 69 entrances spread across the world that lead to the center of the earth. And we know now that it is impossible to reach there. Right? So we need a radically different set of coordinates that connects the dots with ‘Inner’, ‘Outer’ and ‘Alternative’ evolution, right? Now comes the best part. Say please?” chuckled Monica.

“Please!” said Goose.

The 69 Rifts – the 69 Ridge Points:

Monica was an intelligent person for sure. She had curiously made us understand that Shambala was a concept, not a place. It was at the center of the earth. In her heart of hearts she knew we would get there. She wouldn’t have made the charity deal with us in the first place. She trusted us so she gave us the 99 Palms. She was leading us there slowly for we needed to understand that this was not an easy adventure for us bounty hunters. She was preparing us without letting us know. She was evolved. She is a woman. She would not only lead us there, she would also show us the way to get out of Shambala and beat the Nine Unknown. But for some reason, she kept on contradicting herself. I mean, if humans could not get there, why was she telling us all this? Are we not humans?

She smiled as she spoke, “The scriptures of 99 Palms indicate that the earth is a mesh of electromagnetic energy. This energy is distributed through the atoms of the human body. Emperor Ashoka believed, based on his leanings of Buddhism that the human body is composed of 84,000 atoms. The reason why he built 84,000 stupas was to depict Buddha’s teachings and also as a mark of respect and reverence to the 84,000 atoms of Lord Buddha’s body. 69 of these stupas are built on the design of the
Swastika
, but more on that later. Have you ever heard about
Ley lines
,
Nexus points, rifts and ridge points
?”

We obviously drew a blank. Didn’t you? We just knew how to get Leh’d.

Looking around and finding not a flicker of intelligence on our dull faces she said, “OK, I’ll make this simple for you. You know that there are many rivers in India. Some are real big ones that cut across the country and some are mere tributaries, right? Now, all these rivers have a source, they are fresh water ones that are formed by the melting of glaciers and some are formed by dams and rain water. When you consider a river that flows because of a glacier melting, it becomes a source of fresh water. The other source, say, from rainwater, shall never be comparable in strength or purity to a river formed by alternative sources. The tributaries always taper off into lakes or seas. So a river like, say, the Ganges that finds its source from the
Amarkantak
shall always be a primary source. Now draw a parallel with flow of pure energy?”

“A map of India with the rivers, tributaries natural springs and lakes?” replied Derek.

“Bingo. These rivers from my example are analogous to
Ley lines
. You’re getting there, smartie!” said Monica cheerfully as she knew she was getting through to us finally.

Monica took a stick lying by her side and started to draw imaginary lines on the grass.

She said, “You see,
Ley Lines
run across the universe like a Metro rail link, they are rivers of pure energy. If a bubbling stream of a river hits a dead end, it will find its natural outlets and flow through them. If water gushes out of the ground, it will be a spring, similarly a stream of energy has such points known as
‘Nexus points’
. Just like a river will flow towards the path of natural inclination, pure energy flows across the universe through such nexus points. On our planet, as mentioned in the scriptures of 99 Palms, that there are 84,000 such nexus points. Some of them are strong, some of them weak.  These 84,000 points are psychic hotspots in the world. That’s why you have the holy places of worship defined. You savvy?”

“Now, energy from the weak nexus points taper off into the universe, whereas pure energy from the strong nexus points provide a concentration of energy. Typically, strong Ley lines do not cross each other, just like rivers, they are loosely dictated by the laws of gravity. However, when they do, these Ley lines create what is known as a
‘Rift’
, it is an opening to an alternative reality. The places where these rifts occur are known as
‘Ridge Points’
on earth. According to the ancient manuscript of 99 Palms, there are exactly 69 ridge points on earth where the rifts occur on certain days. These 69 ridge points are openings to the center of the earth, the roads to Shambala. Look out for these…”