A Bone to Pick

A Bone to Pick

An

Aurora Teagarden

Mystery

M

Charlaine Harris

Praise for
A Bone to Pick
“Harris provides some genuinely funny scenes as Aurora breezily unravels the murderer’s identity . . . supported by an appealing cast of southern gothic characters.” —
Publishers Weekly
“A pleasant, fast read . . . Enjoyable.” —AllReaders.com
Real Murders
“
Real Murders
is the first adventure for Harris’s perceptive protagonist and I eagerly look forward to the second . . . Harris’s story alternately charms and chills, a difficult combination she manages with aplomb and brilliance.” —Carolyn Hart, award-winning author of
Set Sail for Murder
“An ingenious plot and sufficient flow of blood keep the pages flying in Harris’s novel . . . Harris draws the guilty and the innocent into an engrossing tale while inventing a heroine as capable and potentially complex as P.D. James’s Cordelia Gray.”
—
Publishers Weekly
“One of the most original premises I’ve ever come across in a mystery, and the whole book is great bloody fun.” —Barbara Paul, author of
The Fourth Wall
“Clever pacing along with ample red herrings and judi- ciously placed clues keep Harris’s story moving briskly. Let’s hope for another fast-paced mystery featuring Au- rora and her friends.”
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School Library Journal
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Praise for Charlaine Harris’s
Southern Vampire novels featuring Sookie Stackhouse “The goofy charm of Harris’s world, with its humor and occasional terror, is what makes
Dead Until Dark
so delightful.”
—
The Denver Post
“Harris brings off this blend of mystery and vampires better than most.”
—
San Francisco Chronicle
“A fun, fast, funny, and wonderfully intriguing blend of vampire and mystery that’s hard to put down and should not be missed.”
—Susan Sizemore,
New York Times
bestselling author of
Primal Heat
and the Laws of the Blood series
Praise for Charlaine Harris’s
Harper Connelly Mysteries
“Too much fun.”
—
Wilmington Star-News
“Harris debuts a series that just might surpass all her oth- ers in popularity . . . Will have readers dying for more.” —
Booklist
“Fast pacing, excellent character development, and a strong story line . . . This fabulous opening gambit affirms that every series Charlaine Harris creates is utterly fantastic.”
—
Midwest Book Review
Praise for Charlaine Harris’s
Lily Bard Mysteries
“Lily Bard [is] the equal of Kay Scarpetta, Kinsey Mill- hone, and V. I. Warshawski.”
—
Library Journal
“First-rate mystery.”
—
Midwest Book Review

“Lily Bard gives as good as she gets. The reading is fast
and the action’s faster, proving that women really are the better half.”
—
Mostly Murder
“One of the best-drawn and most-compelling characters in contemporary mystery fiction—complex, smart, street- wise, tough.”
—
Booklist
Praise for
A Secret Rage
“Compelling . . . Powerful.”
—
The Boston Globe
“Not many novels, and no mysteries, have shaken me as brutally as
A Secret Rage
.”
—
Los Angeles Times
“Absorbing tension . . . Effective crime fiction.” —
Booklist
“A thriller built on a vital issue . . . Riveting.” —
Publishers Weekly
Praise for
Sweet and Deadly
“A first-rate mystery with special character . . . As con- vincing as it is surprising in the final revelation.” —
The Washington Post
“Harris writes neatly and with assurance, and she avoids the goo that makes equivalent books so sticky.” —
The New York Times Book Review
“Packs a perennial punch. It offers a rarity in popular fic- tion: an unromanticized portrait of a southern girl.” —
Philadelphia Inquirer

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A Bone to Pick
An
Aurora Teagarden
Mystery
M
Charlaine Harris

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For Patrick, Timothy, and Julia

Chapter One
A
In less than a year, I went to three weddings and one funeral. By late May (at the second wedding but be- fore the funeral) I had decided it was going to be the worst year of my life.
The second wedding was actually a happy one from my point of view, but my smile muscles ached all the next day from the anxious grin I’d forced to my lips. Being the daughter of the bride felt pretty pe- culiar.
My mother and her fiancé strolled between the fold- ing chairs arranged in her living room, ended up before the handsome Episcopalian priest, and Aida Brattle Teagarden became Mrs. John Queensland.
In the oddest way, I felt my parents had left home while I had stayed. My father and his second wife, ~ 1 ~

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with my half brother, Phillip, had moved across the country to California in the past year. Now my mother, though she’d still be living in the same town, would def- initely have new priorities.
That would be a relief.
So I beamed at John Queensland’s married sons and their spouses. One of the wives was pregnant—my mother would be a stepgrandmother! I smiled gra- ciously at Lawrenceton’s new Episcopal priest, Aubrey Scott. I oozed goodwill at the real estate salespeople from my mother’s business. I grinned at my best friend, Amina Day, until she told me to relax.
“You don’t have to smile every second,” she whis- pered from one corner of her mouth, while the rest of her face paid respectful attention to the cake-cutting ceremony. I instantly rearranged my face into more sober lines, thankful beyond expression that Amina had been able to get a few days off from her job in Houston as a legal secretary. But later, at the recep- tion, she told me my mother’s wedding wasn’t her only reason for coming back to Lawrenceton for the weekend.
“I’m getting married,” she said shyly, when we found a corner to ourselves. “I told Mamma and Daddy last night.”
“To—which one?” I said, stunned.
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“You haven’t been listening to a word I said when I called you!”
Maybe I
had
let the specifics roll over me like a river. Amina had dated so many men. Since she’d reached fourteen, her incredible dating career had only been in- terrupted by one brief marriage.
“The department store manager?” I pushed my glasses back up on my nose the better to peer up at Am- ina, who is a very nice five feet, five inches. On good days I say I am five feet.
“No, Roe,” Amina said with a sigh. “It’s the lawyer from the firm across the hall from the place I work. Hugh Price.” Her face went all gooey.
So I asked the obligatory questions: how he’d asked her, how long they’d dated, if his mother was tolerable . . . and the date and location of the cere- mony. Amina, a traditionalist, would finally be mar- ried in Lawrenceton, and they were going to wait a few months, which I thought was an excellent idea. Her first wedding had been an elopement with myself and the groom’s best friend as incompatible atten- dants.
I was going to be a bridesmaid again. Amina was not the only friend I’d “stood up” for, but she was the only one I’d stood up for twice. How many times could you be bridesmaid to the same bride? I wondered if the ~ 3 ~

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last time I came down the aisle ahead of Amina I would have to use a walker.
Then my mother and John made their dignified exit, John’s white hair and white teeth gleaming, and my mother looking as glamorous as usual. They were going to honeymoon for three weeks in the Bahamas. My mother’s wedding day.
Igot dressed for the first wedding, the January one, as though I was putting on armor to go into battle. I braided my bushy, wavy brown hair into a sophisti- cated (I hoped) pattern on the back of my head, put on the bra that maximized my most visible assets, and slid a brand-new gold-and-blue dress with padded shoulders over my head. The heels I was going to wear were ones I’d gotten to go with a dress I’d worn on a date with Robin Crusoe, and I sighed heavily as I slid my feet into them. It had been months since I’d seen Robin, and the day was depressing enough with- out thinking of him. At least the heels probably hiked me up to five foot two. I put on my makeup with my face as close to the illuminated mirror as I could man- age, since without my glasses I can’t make out my re- flection very well. I put on as much makeup as I felt comfortable with, and then a little more. My round ~ 4 ~

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brown eyes got rounder, my lashes got longer, and then I covered them up with my big, round tortoise- shell glasses.
Sliding a precautionary handkerchief into my purse, I eyed myself in the mirror, hoped I looked dig- nified and unconcerned, and went down the stairs to the kitchen of my town-house apartment to gather up my keys and good coat before sallying forth to that most wretched of obligatory events, the Wedding of a Recent Former Boyfriend.
Arthur Smith and I had met through a club we both attended, Real Murders. He’d helped on the homicide investigation that had followed the murder of one of the club members, and the string of deaths that followed this initial murder. I’d dated Arthur for months after the investigation was over, and our rela- tionship had been my only experience of a red-hot romance. We sizzled together, we became something more than a nearly thirty librarian and a divorced po- liceman.
And then, as suddenly as the fire had flared, it died out, but on his side of the hearth first. I had finally gotten the message—“I’m continuing this relation- ship until I can figure out a way to get out without a scene”—and with an immense effort I’d gathered my dignity together and ended our relationship without ~ 5 ~

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causing that scene. But it had taken all my emotional energy and willpower, and for maybe six months I’d been crying into my pillow.
Just when I was feeling better and hadn’t driven past the police station in a week, I saw the engage- ment announcement in the
Sentinel
. I saw green for envy, I saw red for rage, I saw blue for depression. I would never get married, I decided, I would just go to other people’s weddings the rest of my life. Maybe I could arrange to be out of town the weekend of the wedding so I wouldn’t be tempted to drive past the church.
Then the invitation came in the mail.
Lynn Liggett, Arthur’s fiancée and fellow detective, had thrown down the gauntlet. Or at least that’s how I interpreted the invitation.
Now, in my blue-and-gold and my fancy hairdo, I had grasped it. I’d picked out an impersonal and ex- pensive plate in Lynn’s pattern at the department store and left my card on it, and now I was going to the wedding.
The usher was a policeman I knew from the time I dated Arthur.
“Good to see you,” he said doubtfully. “You look great, Roe.” He looked stiff and uncomfortable in his tux, but he offered his arm properly. “Friend of the ~ 6 ~