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Contents

T
ITLE
P
AGE

C
OPYRIGHT
N
OTICE

D
EDICATION

1.
    T
HE
M
OON
AND
V
ENUS
R
ISE
T
OGETHER

2.
    W
ESTSIDE
S
TORY

3.
    T
HE
A
MERICAN
D
REAM

4.
    T
HE
T
HREE
M
USKETEERS

5.
    S
HE
'
S
L
EAVING
H
OME

6.
    T
HIS
I
S
THE
E
ND

7.
    S
OBER
-
ISH

8.
    H
ÄAGEN
-D
AZS
AND
S
INSEMILLA

9.
    S
EX
, D
RUGS
,…

10.
  …
AND
R
OCK
AND
R
OLL

11.
  P
RINCE
C
HARMING

12.
  I K
NOW
I'
M
IN
H
ERE
S
OMEWHERE

13.
  
W
HACK
! T
HUMP
!

14.
  “M
OTHER
AND
C
HILD
R
EUNION
”

15.
  A S
LICE
OF
P
ATTY
-C
AKE

16.
  R
IGHT
F
OOT
F
ORWARD
, L
EFT
F
OOT
B
ACK

17.
  W
HAT
I
T
L
OOKS
L
IKE
W
HEN
THE
O
THER
S
HOE
D
ROPS

18.
  “S
UNDAY
W
ILL
N
EVER
B
E
THE
S
AME
”

19.
  T
RUE
N
ATURE

20.
  W
HEN
A
T
RIANGLE
B
ECOMES
A
S
QUARE

21.
  U
NSPOKEN
W
ORDS

22.
  T
HE
C
LOWN
AND
THE
G
URU

23.
  P
LAN
B

24.
  L
ONG
AND
W
INDING
R
OAD

25.
  O
UT
ON
A
L
IMB

26.
  S
UNDAY
W
ILL
D
EFINITELY
N
EVER
B
E
THE
S
AME

27.
  E
PISODE
N
UMBER
268
OF
K
ELLY
'
S
S
URREAL
L
IFE
, O
R
T
HE
S
UN
AND
THE
B
UDDHA
(I C
AN
'
T
D
ECIDE
)

28.
  H
E
W
AS
H
ERE
J
UST
A
M
INUTE
A
GO

29.
  A
SHES
TO
A
SHES

E
PILOGUE

P
OSTSCRIPT

A
CKNOWLEDGMENTS

P
HOTOGRAPHS

A
BOUT THE
A
UTHOR

A
DVANCE
P
RAISE FOR
A
C
ARLIN
H
OME
C
OMPANION

C
OPYRIGHT

 

A CARLIN HOME COMPANION
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The Library of Congress has cataloged the print edition as follows:

 

Carlin, Kelly, 1963–

    A Carlin home companion: growing up with George / Kelly Carlin.

            p. cm.

    ISBN 978-1-250-05825-6 (hardcover)

    ISBN 978-1-4668-6238-8 (e-book)

    1.  Carlin, Kelly, 1963–   2.  Television producers and directors—United States—Biography.   3.  Actresses—United States—Biography.   4.  Radio broadcasters—United States—Biography.   5.  Carlin, George.   6.  Comedians—United States—Biography.   7.  Fathers and daughters—United States—Biography.   I.  Title.

PN2287.C26855A3 2015

791.4502'33092—dc23

[B]

2015017795

 

e-ISBN 9781466862388

 

First Edition: September 2015