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‘I’ve never heard of a twenty-year-old fingerprint. You must – yet once more, my dear fellow – have made criminological history. Canadine was the equerry in the bogus royal visit to Keynes?’

‘Undoubtedly he was. He wasn’t personally known to the Lywards at that time. The affair may well have been planned as a genuine joke – and then Canadine glimpsed that there was, as it were, a career in it.’

‘I’m surprised he lasted so long. In this last business he appears to have been utterly reckless. How did you set him on it, anyway?’

‘By having Cockayne ask him to lunch, and having Cockayne’s youngest son, Oswyn, chatter about the rag he was organizing for his friend who was being sent down, and of the part to be played in it by the sarcophagus. A love of the really freakish was Canadine’s Achilles heel, poor fellow. He fell for it instantly. And his organization was once more superb, you know. He was behind British Railways’ withdrawing their agreement to provide a van. I suppose as an amateur of railways he had a pull with them. And look how he managed the funeral barge, or whatever it’s to be called. He diverted the real one by a false message to some wharf higher up the river. And there he was – together with that wretched Sansbury – at the appointed spot with his own.’

‘How was he proposing to make his effective getaway? Surely he’d have been held up at – what’s it called? – Iffley Lock.’

‘Ah, your Oxford topography isn’t up to date.’ Appleby chuckled. ‘There’s a bridge now, you see, half a mile short of that – Donnington Bridge. It carries something like a whacking great motorway across the Isis. He had only to run ashore there, have a lorry with a hoist waiting – ’

‘But he never made it. He had a shade too much respect for young lives.’ The Commissioner fiddled with a paperweight. ‘I’m bound to say, the fellow had a sense of style. A peer of the realm in quod for that sort of thing would be awfully awkward. Hardly fair on the screws.’

‘I don’t think he meant to commit suicide. He just took an instantaneous big risk because he disliked the idea of manslaughter.’

‘That’s how one has to look at it, no doubt. And it was Sansbury who got the raw deal. In that second of crisis, he had no say in the matter. He wasn’t at the tiller. For that matter, he wasn’t at the tiller all through.’

‘Indeed, he wasn’t. A weak character, if ever there was one. Plenty of cleverness, plenty of conceit. But he certainly got shoved around. Or call it deeper and deeper in. For long, of course, there was no single affair in which his part, viewed in isolation, could not be interpreted as more or less innocent. He was probably slow to see that the eventual addition sum, as one may call it, would be damning. Canadine must have had some ugly hold on him, to make him progressively expose himself as he did. He had the role in a crisis of what Bobby calls the fall guy, poor devil.’

‘It wouldn’t have saved Canadine.’ The Commissioner appeared to recall that some civil inquiry should here be made. ‘And how is Bobby? I hope this business won’t upset him, so shortly before those important final exams.’

‘I don’t think so.’ Appleby glanced at his watch. ‘As a matter of fact he’ll be waiting for me down below with the car.’

‘You ought to have told him to come up.’ But the Commissioner was looking at his watch too. ‘Awfully good of you to have come in,’ he said. ‘We must have that lunch together soon. Get your secretary to ring up my secretary any time. My dear fellow, goodbye.’

 

‘Shall we be put inside: Oswyn and Paddy and me?’ As he piloted the Rover round Parliament Square, Bobby Appleby asked this question casually enough.

‘Definitely not. And the odd thing is that
nobody
is likely to be put inside. In all these affairs, various minor villains must have been involved. But I don’t think anybody’s going to catch up with them.’

‘Not you?’

‘Decidedly not me.’

‘Calling it a day, Daddy?’

‘Just that.’ The car was heading for the Great West Road, and Appleby was silent for the whole length of Victoria Street. ‘Straight to college, I suppose,’ he said. ‘I drop you, and drive home.’

‘Yes.’

‘Give my regards to the Master, if you run across him in the quad.’

‘Of course.’

‘Your mother is likely to feel that the supervision of Hoobin, and the apple trees, and my mythical apiculture – ’

‘What’s that? Oh, bee-keeping, of course.’

‘She is likely to feel that these should be my principal occupation for some time.’

‘Yes,’ Bobby said. ‘I’m afraid that’s true.’

 

 

Note on Inspector (later, Sir John) Appleby Series

John Appleby first appears in
Death at the President’s Lodging
, by which time he has risen to the rank of Inspector in the police force. A cerebral detective, with ready wit, charm and good manners, he rose from humble origins to being educated at ‘St Anthony’s College’, Oxford, prior to joining the police as an ordinary constable.

Having decided to take early retirement just after World War II, he nonetheless continued his police career at a later stage and is subsequently appointed an Assistant Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police at Scotland Yard, where his crime solving talents are put to good use, despite the lofty administrative position. Final retirement from the police force (as Commissioner and Sir John Appleby) does not, however, diminish Appleby’s taste for solving crime and he continues to be active,
Appleby and the Ospreys
marking his final appearance in the late 1980’s.

In
Appleby’s End
he meets Judith Raven, whom he marries and who has an involvement in many subsequent cases, as does their son Bobby and other members of his family.

 

 

Appleby Titles in order of first publication

These titles can be read as a series, or randomly as standalone novels

 

1.
 
Death at the President’s Lodging
 
Also as: Seven Suspects
 
1936
2.
 
Hamlet! Revenge
 
 
 
1937
3.
 
Lament for a Maker
 
 
 
1938
4.
 
Stop Press
 
Also as: The Spider Strikes
 
1939
5.
 
The Secret Vanguard
 
 
 
1940
6.
 
Their Came Both Mist and Snow
 
Also as: A Comedy of Terrors
 
1940
7.
 
Appleby on Ararat
 
 
 
1941
8.
 
The Daffodil Affair
 
 
 
1942
9.
 
The Weight of the Evidence
 
 
 
1943
10.
 
Appleby’s End
 
 
 
1945
11.
 
A Night of Errors
 
 
 
1947
12.
 
Operation Pax
 
Also as: The Paper Thunderbolt
 
1951
13.
 
A Private View
 
Also as: One Man Show and Murder is an Art
 
1952
14.
 
Appleby Talking
 
Also as: Dead Man’s Shoes
 
1954
15.
 
Appleby Talks Again
 
 
 
1956
16.
 
Appleby Plays Chicken
 
Also as: Death on a Quiet Day
 
1957
17.
 
The Long Farewell
 
 
 
1958
18.
 
Hare Sitting Up
 
 
 
1959
19.
 
Silence Observed
 
 
 
1961
20.
 
A Connoisseur’s Case
 
Also as: The Crabtree Affair
 
1962
21.
 
The Bloody Wood
 
 
 
1966
22.
 
Appleby at Allington
 
Also as: Death by Water
 
1968
23.
 
A Family Affair
 
Also as: Picture of Guilt
 
1969
24.
 
Death at the Chase
 
 
 
1970
25.
 
An Awkward Lie
 
 
 
1971
26.
 
The Open House
 
 
 
1972
27.
 
Appleby’s Answer
 
 
 
1973
28.
 
Appleby’s Other Story
 
 
 
1974
29.
 
The Appleby File
 
 
 
1975
30.
 
The Gay Phoenix
 
 
 
1976
31.
 
The Ampersand Papers
 
 
 
1978
32.
 
Shieks and Adders
 
 
 
1982
33.
 
Appleby and Honeybath
 
 
 
1983
34.
 
Carson’s Conspiracy
 
 
 
1984
35.
 
Appleby and the Ospreys
 
 
 
1986

 

 

Honeybath Titles in order of first publication

These titles can be read as a series, or randomly as standalone novels

 

1.
The Mysterious Commission
 
1974
2.
Honeybath’s Haven
 
1977
3.
Lord Mullion’s Secret
 
1981
4.
Appleby and Honeybath
 
1983

 

 

Synopses (Both Series & ‘Stand-alone’ Titles)

Published by House of Stratus

 

The Ampersand Papers
While Appleby is strolling along a Cornish beach, he narrowly escapes being struck by a body falling down a cliff. The body is that of Dr Sutch, an archivist, and he has fallen from the North Tower of Treskinnick Castle, home of Lord Ampersand. Two possible motivations present themselves to Appleby – the Ampersand gold, treasure from an Armada galleon; and the Ampersand papers, valuable family documents that have associations with Wordsworth and Shelley.
  
Appleby and Honeybath
Every English mansion has a locked room, and Grinton Hall is no exception – the library has hidden doors and passages…and a corpse. But when the corpse goes missing, Sir John Appleby and Charles Honeybath have an even more perplexing case on their hands – just how did it disappear when the doors and windows were securely locked? A bevy of helpful houseguests offer endless assistance, but the two detectives suspect that they are concealing vital information. Could the treasures on the library shelves be so valuable that someone would murder for them?

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