Read A Holly, Jolly Murder Online
Authors: Joan Hess
“Gracious, Mrs. Malloy,” Gilda said, again checking the doorway for lurkers, “I'd no idea you were this upset. Shall I cast a spell to envelope you in a protective glow of love and warmth from the Mother Goddess?”
“That's it.” I stood up and grabbed my purse. “I'm alerting security that you're in the building. Good-bye and good luck.”
She caught my arm. “Okay, I'll tell the truth.”
Not only would the archbishop and the princess elope, the pope would conduct the ceremony.
“Then tell me the truth,” I said as I allowed myself to be led back to the couch. This is not to say that I wasn't keenly aware of the distance to a bright red telephone in the hallway. No more than a whoop and a holler, so to speak.
Gilda's face puckered like a bulldog's. “Can this stay between us, Mrs. Malloy?”
“I've already said that I won't keep secrets from the police. If what you tell me is relevant, then I will certainly tell them.”
“It's
not
relevant,” she said. “It's nothing more than a rumor and it's not true. All the same, if it got out, it would cause problems. You can't believe the amount of gossiping that goes on in hospitals. The only person who'll keep a confidence is in a drawer in the morgue. Nurses, doctors, orderlies, secretaries, aides, cafeteria workersâeverybody gossips.”
“What's the rumor?”
“Oh, all right. A few years back, I was working at a hospital in Kansas City. I'm a pediatric nurse, so I deal with a lot of neonatal patients. Most of them are healthy and pink, but some are in bad shape andâ¦well, not destined to lead happy lives. They're born with AIDS, or they're addicted to crack, or they have deformities to their spinal columns and brains.” She moved away from me, her hands clenched and her sallow skin now almost colorless. When she finally spoke, her voice was tight. “Some of these babies die, Mrs. Malloy. We keep them on respirators, we feed them intravenously, we drain fluids from their cranial cavities, we do everything we can to keep them alive.” She spun around and looked down at me with strobelike intensity. “But sometimes they dieâand sometimes it's for the best. Can you understand that?”
I held up my palms. “Sit down, Gilda. No one's accused you of anything.”
“Nicholas did,” she said bitterly. “He persuaded someone in personnel to let him read my application, and then used his computer to start a dialogue with his colleagues at the hospital in Kansas City. They were happy to pass along rumors about why I resigned. That's all I did. I wasn't fired, and there were no charges brought against me. All he heard were lies. If there had been any proof that I'd done something wrong, I would have been charged.”
I tried to keep my voice even. “If you were never charged, then how could these rumors affect you?”
“That night in his study Nicholas told me that he'd decided to âclean off his desk,' as he called it, before he left for Wales. He was not only going to inform the head of nursing that I'd made no mention of the reason for my resignation on my application, he was also going to put the word out all over the Internet that I wasâ¦well, you know. A premature baby, not even three pounds at birth, died last month. I wasn't assigned to that patient, but Nicholas said he was going to retrieve the records and make sure I hadn't been alone in the nursery on that night.”
“And had you?” I asked softly.
“I was working the ward, but so were other staff. It's not uncommon for babies born with those kinds of complications to stop breathing. It happens, Mrs. Malloy. I had nothing to do with it. Nicholas said he was going to prevent me from ever again finding work as a registered nurse in any accredited hospital in the country. It's what I'm trained to do. It's all that matters to me.”
Saliva was bubbling on her lips and her eyes were overly bright. I glanced at the doorway, hoping Fern would come to the rescue. I would have even welcomed the aberrant teenagers. As it was, I cast about for a soothing comment, and finally said, albeit with monumental inanity, “I understand, Gilda.”
“No, you don't, and neither did Nicholas. I did everything I could to dissuade him, but he said that he would contact every state licensing board in the country. Boards administer a slap on the wrist to nurses who steal drugs. They issue a three-month suspension to nurses who expedite terminal cancer patients. But nurses who are rumored to have⦔
To my astonishment, she collapsed across my lap and began to sob like a heartbroken toddler, her gulps and snorts loud enough to be heard on every floor in the hospital. I was torn between patting her on the back and rolling her onto the floor. I was not unsympathetic, but I'd learned by this time that if one of the members of the Sacred Grove of Keltria announced that the sun would rise in the east, I'd do better to be looking west at dawn.
I was still vacillating when Fern came into the room and stared disapprovingly at me.
“What ever is going on?” she demanded. “Have you entered into an intimate relationship with an orderly, Claire? It is most inappropriate.”
Gilda sat up and wiped her drippy nose on her wrist. “It's me, Fern.”
“Oh, dear,” she said. “I simply saw yourâ¦buttocks, and leapt toâ¦oh, dear.”
I stood up, effectively sending Gilda into an ungraceful tangle on the linoleum. “How's Malthea?” I asked Fern, ignoring the mutters from the region of my feet.
“She awoke some minutes ago, and although she was unable to speak, she was heartened by my presence. She'll be moved to a standard room in the morning, presuming she continues to show improvement. Why is Gilda rolling about like that?”
“She's upset,” I said.
“We are all upset,” Fern said sternly. “That is no excuse.”
Gilda extricated herself up and crawled onto the couch like an intoxicated crab. “Malthea's vitals are stable?”
“A good deal more stable than yours,” Fern retorted, then turned to me. “I should like to go home, if you don't mind. It's really quite late. I won't be surprised to find Malthea's cat on my doorstep, mewing piteously for her supper. She can make do with milk until I have a chance to pick up some cat food at the grocery store. This is all so inconvenient. Behavior like this does not become you, Gilda. I do hope this is not the consequence of some Wiccan spell.”
Gilda and I looked at each other. When it became clear that she wasn't going to leap in, I said, “We were worried about Malthea, and now we know she's going to be all right. Our problem is what Gilda's going to do in the immediate future. I strongly suggest that she contact Sergeant Jorgeson.”
She glanced at Fern, then whispered to me, “Does he know?”
“Know what?” said Fern.
“Not yet,” I answered, “but it's a matter of time before his computer boys determine Nicholas's passwords and gain access to the files. It'll be better for you if you've already admitted all this.”
“Admitted what?” Fern squawked, beginning to sound like a high-strung parrot with exceptionally acute hearing.
Gilda tried unsuccessfully to push her bangs out of her eyes. “There's more, Mrs. Malloy. I went back out there to talk to Nicholas.”
“You people should have carpooled,” I said irritably. “So were you there before Fern's purported arrival, after Malthea's purported departure, or sometime in between while Roy purportedly was shooting Nicholas?”
She ignored Fern's gasp and said, “The only person I saw was Sullivan walking across the pasture toward the house. He must have seen me, because he dropped to the ground like a sniper had nailed him.”
“Sullivan Sawyer?” I said. “Are you sure?”
“He must have been going there for the same reason I was. When I knocked on the door of the study on the eve of the solstice, Nicholas was on the telephone. As I went inside, he said, âAs you wish, Sullivan,' and then hung up. He looked so angry that I pretended I hadn't heard anything.”
“Eavesdropping is vulgar,” inserted Fern. “I know you live in a trailer park these days. Did you grow up in one as well?”
“What if I did?” countered Gilda.
I clamped my hand on Gilda's shoulder to keep her on the couch. “Not everyone spends her childhood making daisy chains in the meadow, Fern. Are you ready to leave?”
“Poison ivy garlands seem more likely,” Fern said as she buttoned her coat. “Yes, I am more than ready to leave.”
“Then please wait by the elevator. I'll be there in a minute.”
She opened her mouth to protest, then thought better of it and stalked out of the room. I listened as her footsteps diminished, then tightened my grip on Gilda's shoulder and said, “Did you speak to Nicholas?”
“I lost my nerve when I saw Sullivan. I pedaled home and stayed up half the night trying to find a spell that would prevent him from mentioning it at the celebration the next morning. It would have made Nicholas all the more determined to destroy me.”
“What time did you arrive at his house?”
“I don't know,” she said. “I headed out there at eleven, but whenever I saw a car coming, I dragged my bicycle into the ditch and squatted next to it.”
“Did you recognize any of the cars?” I asked.
“I thought I saw hers,” she said, pointing her thumb in the direction of the elevators. “There wasn't much moonlight, though, and I told myself I was mistaken. Was it really Fern? Had Nicholas threatened her, too?”
I briefly thought of Fern's deceased husband, then shook my head and picked up my purse. “You'll have to get a Ouija board and ask him yourself. Do you know where Roy is hiding?”
“Get your own Ouija board,” she said, clearly offended by my remark. “Better yet, call a psychic at one of those one-nine-hundred numbers. You might get a real surprise.”
“Roy needs to be in the psychiatric ward, Gilda. You said you talked to him earlier today. Aren't you worried that he might harm himself?”
She stood up and collected her green cap. “Group therapy three times a week isn't going to exorcise his demon.”
I considering blocking the doorway, but to be honest, it was late and I was sick of them. “Will you go back to the sixth floor?”
“Like a good little girl?” Smirking, she pulled on the cap and tucked her hair under it. The result was lumpy but seemed to satisfy her. “No, I think I'll go out to the grounds, peel off these clothes, and recite the words of the Goddess. âI who am the beauty of the green Earth, and the white Moon amongst the starsâ'” She broke off as the doors of the ICU opened and a cart squeaked down the hall. “See you around, Mrs. Malloy,” she said as she whipped past me.
“Not if I can help it,” I retorted to an empty room. After a small debate whether I should straighten magazines and switch off the light, I went to the elevator and stood mutely next to Fern. We rode to the ground floor. The Hispanic family was no longer in the emergency room, but the woman with the baby was in the same place, partially covered with a blanket and snoring loudly.
I stopped at the reception desk and told a nurse about my encounter with Gilda D'Orcher in the ICU wing, then asked her to call security and the Farberville Police Department.
“I'd heard she was a patient on the sixth floor,” the woman said with a malicious smile. “I'm not the only one who thought she should have been sent there a long time ago. The stories about her are enough to chill your blood. One of the orderlies swore he caught a glimpse of her in the basement with a black cat. Once she and her supervisor had an argument, and the very next day the supervisor slipped on a wet spot on the floor and broke her ankle.”
I was hoping she would elaborate, but she picked up the telephone and punched a button. I pushed open the door for Fern and glowered at her back as she scurried toward the VW. Once we were buckled in and driving toward her neighborhood, I said, “Why did you go back to Nicholas's that night?”
Her nose rose imperiously. “I believe I've already explained it.”
“No, you haven't,” I said as I braked in anticipation of a red light. “The brandy decanter wasn't touched. The story you told me was at Malthea's behest, wasn't it? You and she were trying to help Roy. Why does she care so much about him?”
“I refuse to discuss it,” she said with a sniff. “I have my reasonsâand they are none of your business. I am very sorry you intruded on our winter solstice celebration, Claire. This is the first year we've had problems like this.”
“Like murder?” I said bluntly.
“All this unpleasantness. Nicholas should have known better than to think he could⦔
“Could what? Blackmail everybody? Could that be what put the damper on the festivities?”
“He was a gentleman. He would never stoop to that sort of thing.”
“Then what?” I demanded, huffing and puffing and close to blowing her out of the car. “You did go there, although not to have a glass of brandy and a civilized conversation. Had Nicholas threatened to expose you, too?”
“Don't be absurd. I've done nothing wrong. You, on the other hand, are driving erratically. It's making me nervous. I can see I shall need a cup of valeriana tea before I can possibly fall asleep.”
I gave up and drove her home without further attempts to elicit information from her. She might not have actually spent any time as a teacher, but she'd studied the techniques of classroom intimidation and paid careful attention.
“Good night,” I said as I pulled up to the curb. “Can you drive yourself to the hospital tomorrow?”
“One would think.” She climbed out of the car, gave me an enigmatic look, and went up the sidewalk to her porch. I waited until she was inside, then drove to the corner and obediently stopped in front of an octagonal sign requesting as much from me.
At this point, I'll admit, I craned my neck and made sure Roy was not hiding in the backseat. Rather than continue home, however, I pulled to the curb, cut off the engine, and sat back to think about what I'd heardâand what it might have meant.
If (with a capital
I
) Gilda had been telling the truth, Fern had been at the house and Sullivan had been going in that direction. What a busy night Nicholas might have had if he'd entertained each and every would-be caller. He must have begun to regret his announcement as cars, cyclists, and pedestrians crunched across the gravel forecourt in an endless parade. Which of them had been admitted? And what had he or she found? A blustery, self-righteous Druid or a corpse on the kitchen floor?