Authors: Dewey Lambdin
Even so, the men overside had to be changed every quarter-hour, or they'd be frozen stiff, and be hauled back in-board drenched to the skin, their hands numb and fish-belly white from guiding the lead-line and counting the knots as it was retrieved from the icy waters.
Think I can hear their teeth chatterin' from here,
Lewrie told himself as he took off his cocked hat, his battered second-best, with the gilt lace gone mouldy green, and tucked it under his left arm. He gave his scalp a good fingernail scrubbing, ran spread fingers through his thick, slightly curling mid-brown hair as a “Welsh comb,” and took another look about.
Long-practiced, long-trained eyes swept over the sails, weather braces, and rigging, finding nothing amiss. The wind on his cheeks as he cocked his head left and rightâ¦steady, and the ship's head was in no danger of falling off to leeward of a sudden, for the two hands tending the large double-wheel helm were studiously alert, oblivious to anything outside their duties. Grey-blue eyes swept aloft, again; the commissioning pendant pointed aft and nearly East'rd, curling lazy, sinuous snake-crawls; the lookouts posted at the cross-trees of upper masts were keeping their eyes out-board on the horizon; on their feet, not slouching, and would sing out if they had anything to report. But, they didn't,
of course. This patch of the North Atlanticâand just
which
part of it they still had to discoverâwas yawningly empty of anything. Not a rock, not a wave-breaking shoal, not even a lone seabird that might have presaged their awaited landfall. Surprisingly, given the longitude they estimated their frigate had attained, there wasn't even a hint of another vessel's sail, either. As close as they supposed they'd come to the British Isles, there should have been dozens of merchantmen, fishing boats, by now. Unless, Capt. Alan Lewrie cynically imagined, they'd missed it altogether, and were somewhere to the West of Scandinavia, South of the Shetlands or Orkneys! For it was certainly cold enough for those climes.
Closer-to, Lewrie was pleased to note the steel-greyness of the sea, the milk-white curlings of the wavetops. The sea was scending no more than five or six feet, now, was no longer green with disturbance, and didn't smell like fresh fish any longer. Craning over the ship's larboard, windward, bulwarks near the shrouds of the mizenmast, Lewrie took a moment to be satisfied, even a bit pleased, as the longish-set waves' troughs sank beneath his frigate's waterline and bared a bright glint of spanking-new coppering on her quickwork. The Halifax yard had done them proud, with so many naval stores warehoused, and too few of His Majesty's ships now based at Newfoundland and Nova Scotia in need of them. The North American Station's labourers only got seasonal work these days, when the two-deckers from the Caribbean fled north to avoid hurricane season, and had seemed happy to have work. There was no drydock at Halifax, but there had been strong tides and good beaches on which to careen
Proteus
high-and-dry, then fire and scrape the weed and marine growths off her bottom, replace rotten or sea-wormed outerplanking that even the Bosun or the Ship's Carpenter, Mr. Garroway, had not suspected, then paper, felt, linseed, paint, and copper her, afresh.
Flight from the threat of prosecution, it seemed, could have its beneficial moments!
“Top up yer coffee, sir?” Lewrie's cabin-servant, Aspinall, intruded from his inboard side. The tow-headed fellow had mounted to the quarterdeck from the galley up forward, holding a black, battered two-gallon pot by its bail, with a towel-wrapped hand beneath. His breath steamed in the chilly air nigh as lustily as the pot's spout⦠though nowhere near as enticing a scent as the hot coffee's, Lewrie cynically thought.
“Aye, that'd be handsome,” Lewrie quickly rejoined with a faint smile of pleasure, holding out his empty mug.
“A right nippy mornin', sir, fer certain,” Aspinall said, with a long-established and casual familiarity. There were no secrets âtwixt employer and
servant, master or slave, mighty captain or the fellow who quietly managed his life belowdecks, and any brusque, stand-offish, and aloof “dignity” on Lewrie's part would have been pointless, by then, and pretentiously cruel, to boot.
“Mmm, good and hot!” Lewrie happily exclaimed after one sip.
It was a continual disappointment to go ashore, even to the best establishments in London where the coffee-house had been king for years on end, and get a tepid (tiny but expensive!) cup of semi-opaque gnat's piss. Aboard ship, it came from the galley stove still half-boiling, as stout and black as the strongest Irish brew.
Captain's second but to God at sea,
Lewrie wryly told himself as he took another welcome sip;
and I ordain coffee fit t'wake the dead!
“Nothin' yet, sir?” Aspinall felt fit to ask, casting a glance at the activity on the starboard gangway.
“No, not yet,” Lewrie told him, grinning once more a trifle. “I assure you, when it happens, you can't miss hearing it. I see Mister Catterall licking his chops. Best top up the others, too, lad.”
“Aye, sir,” Aspinall cheerfully replied, then turned and walked forward to the others gathered near the cross-deck hammock nettings by the break of the quarterdeck overlooking the ship's waist, forward of the helm, and the compass binnacle cabinet and traverse board. He held out the pot in silent offering, gaining glad looks from the rest; the First Officer, Lt. Anthony Langlie, a handsome young man with what women
said
was romantically dark and curly hair. With a month or more between shearings, or washings, though, and with a week's worth of whiskers, those ladies might not
exactly
swoon over him, any longer.
Lt. Catterall, the Second Officer, their wryly waggish and sarcastic bear of a fellow,
was
licking his lips in avid expectation, his battered tin mug held out in two mittened hands like a dockside mendicant whining for alms. Wiry and slim Lt. Adair, long-ago a Midshipman when
Proteus
had first commissioned at Chatham, a less-demonstrative and better-educated young Scottish gentleman, waited his turn with a good grace, taking the time to thank Aspinall for his services. With Mr. Winwood and Midshipman Grace busy on the gangway, there was more than plenty for their resident lout, the thatch-haired and permanently unkempt little Bog-Irish Midshipman Larkin, and their new-come but much more salted “gift,” Midshipman D'arcy Gamble, who had come aboard at the behest of Vice-Adm. Sir Hyde Parker back in the early spring after Lewrie, and
Proteus,
had gotten him a pot of Spanish silver from those French Creole pirates in Barataria Bay on the wild coast of Spanish Louisiana.
Lewrie hooked his left arm through the larboard mizen shrouds and cupped
his everyday mug in both bare hands, sticking his snout into the rising steam, sniffing deep before sipping. Did he gulp down the scalding coffee quick enough, he might temporarily dispel the chill he felt. Even with his undress uniform coat doubled over his chest, and the nine gilt buttons done up, even with his heavy grogram boat cloak draped over his shoulders and clasped at his throat, he shivered, for he had spent too much time in warmer climes, and had yet to be inured to North Atlantic, or British, weather. Even three months of a Nova Scotian late summer and early autumn hadn't quite done the trick.
Not for inuring, anyway,
he silently scoffed, recalling long weeks spent swinging at anchor at Halifax, awaiting the yard's attentions after coming in with despatches. The boresome nature of a naval “village” of fewer than five thousand residents, the unending diet of
cod,
and
mooseâ¦!
“One, and two, and three, andâ¦away!” the Bosun cried as the deep-sea lead, the heavy 25-pound hollow-bottomed cone, was “armed” with tallow, at last, swung out, and dropped into the sea with a loud splash, and the two-cable line went thrumming out through the main-yard block, the sheave keening, and the long flakes of the line laid out atop the starboard gangway twitching back and forth, one end to the other.
“Watch yer fackin' feet, boys,” an Irish sailor cautioned, “or Davy Jones'll swig yer rum ration âis fair mairnin'!”
Whip-whip-whip went the flakes, racing in pursuit of the plummet as it dove for the stygian depths. One hundred fathoms of it gone, already, the ten-fathom sets of knots passing in a blur, and the Bosun and his Mate, Mr. Towpenny, already looking towards the “bitter end” on the light, horizontal barrel-winch to assure themselves that it would not go overboard. Yet⦠!
The whip-whipping
slowed,
one last flake lazily shortening from bow-to-stern on the gangway, then
stood
upright to the block, its long-stored kinks no longer being stretched out, then the
out-board
length kinking; then, went limp and
still,
feeding out mere inches more with each slow roll or toss of the ship's hull!
“A hun'erd an' twenty⦠hun'erd an'
twenty-five,
an' a quarter less, t'this line!” one of the freezing hands hung in the hawse-breeches shrilled, able to count the dozen spaced knots just below the water, and the single halfway knot bobbing just above the mean surge. “Soundin's! In-Soundin's, at a hun'erd an' twenty-five fathom!”
The cheer that that news elicited could have split the heavens, nearly equalled the volume of a well-controlled, simultaneous broadside from the starboard-side guns, or shivered the main course!
“Hoist, and haul away!” Mr. Winwood roared as the din died off. “Note
carefully the
time,
Mister Grace,” he told his assisting middle, to whom he had already loaned his large pocket watch.
Long minutes, it took, to winch up the length of sodden manila line, for the pair of sailors on the main-chain platform to guide the line, and the heavy plummet, to the surface, then up the ship's flanks and tumblehome to the entry-port, where Mr. Winwood, Mr. Pendarves, and Mr. Towpenny knelt down, and looked at the muck caught in the tallow in its hollow bottom.
In-Soundings of somewhere,
Lewrie thought as he finished off a last cool sip of black coffee. He drifted forward to the binnacle to join his officers, who were already intently poring over the sea-chart pinned to the traverse board, tracing mittened fingers over the “iffy” contours of the 120-fathom line. Which line bespoke an
host
of possibilities, from Danish Iceland to French Ushant.
Somewhere there are law courts, bailiffs, accusin' letters⦠court-martials and nooses!
Lewrie quietly despaired. And it had been
such
a promising career he'd had, too, twenty bloody years of his life “press-ganged” into the Navy with nothing better open to a gentleman of his stationâ¦well, there always had been Pimp and Captain Sharp, and gaggles of the gullible to fleece, but nothing quiet so certainâ¦so
boresomely
certain, as the life of a King's Commission Sea-Officer. Dammit!
Aye, though,
he felt like groaning aloud;
make one little mistake, try t'do just one good turn, an' see where it gets you! And, it was in the cause of keepin' this ship manned an' efficient, too! Ye'd think that'd earn a man a pat on the back, or someth⦠!
“Ah, hmm,” the Sailing Master announced, after a long, furrowed-brow study, and a peer at his sea-charts once he'd attained the quarterdeck without Lewrie noticing. “A blue-grey ooze, sirs, a clayey
muck,
at that, I am bound. Stap me if I do not believe we're within twenty leagues of Cape Clear, on Ireland. Sixty or so sea-miles Sou'west of Cape Clear, to be more exact, ah ha.”
“The Sou'wester gale blew us further North than we had thought,” Lt. Langlie gayly opined, nodding his head sagaciously. “If we wish to round the Lizard, not put into the Bristol Channel⦔
“Captain, sir,” Mr. Winwood ponderously stated, drawing himself fully erect, “in my humble opinion, we should shape a course abeam the Westerlies, âtil we may take a second sounding, towards evening.”
“Due South,” Lewrie replied, nodding himself. “So there's not a risk of grounding either on the Scillies
or
the Lizard. Who knows? By dawn, and a clearer sky, your tables will give us the time of sunrise t' go by. With any luck at all, the weather will clear enough for the sun's height at Noon Sights!”
“Just so, Captain,” Winwood agreed, with a slight bow.
“Then we won't have to embarrass ourselves by speaking the very first ship we see,” Lewrie japed, “and hoisting âHold Church Service,' âLocation,' and âInterrogative' flags.”
“Sir?” Mr. Midshipman Gamble dared ask, at last, with a look of a young man ready to be amused by his captain's wit, willing to be the goat who supplied the rhetorical question if the others wouldn't, but not exactly sure where his superior's jest was going.
“Stands for âOh God, Where Am I?,' Mister Gamble,” Lewrie quipped with a wry chuckle. “Very well, Mister Langlie. Secure the sounding gear, get our frozen sailors in-board, and Aspinall?” he bade the lad, who still hovered nearby in his heavy wool-frieze boat, with his white apron dangling below its hem. “A cup o' hot coffee for all who assisted the Sailing Master. Hands to the braces, and make her course Due South, Mister Langlie. Wear her about.”
“Aye aye, sir!”
Lewrie paced aft to the taffrails to get out of the way while the cross-cocked jibs and foresails were eased over to starboard, and the helm was put over, the hard-angled set of the principal sails was eased from trying to go “full and by” too close to the winds, to loose-cupping what wind there was, as
Proteus
's bows swung leeward, the wind came more abeam, then from astern. At the precise proper moment, and with the efficiency of a well-drilled crew with enough experience for two ships, by now, the yards were hauled about, the courses, tops'ls, and t'gallants began to draw, and HMS
Proteus
began to cleave her way through steel-grey seas, her clean quickwork slipping through the icy waters and gaining speed rapidly.