A New Kind of War (3 page)

‘Understood.’ He didn’t want to add to the man’s burdens. ‘And then you’re my guide, Alex … recommended to me by Spiros the baker.’ He wondered for a moment about Spiros the baker: was he one of Captain Michaelides’ ELAS suspects? Or one of the Captain’s double agents? But then, other than sharing the general British Army distaste for the mutual barbarities of the Greeks’ December bloodbath, he had never really attempted to understand their politics: the distinction between Captain Kyriakos Michaelides, of the Royal Hellenic Army, and Kyriakos Michaelides, the son of Father’s old friend, was not one he had even thought of seriously until now. ‘But I don’t speak halfways decent Greek’s, remember—okay?’

‘Don’t worry about that.’ Kyri threw the words over his shoulder, forcing him to concentrate on his own gulley. ‘I’ll do the talking. Just you be an outraged British ally to start with, old boy — and be angry with me for getting you into trouble. And—’ He stopped suddenly.

‘And what?’ He fought the urge to turn towards the sudden silence. ‘Have you spotted something?’

‘And …
nod
…
nod and
smile
when I mention Spiros—okay?’ The Greek spoke with unnatural slowness. ‘Ye-ess … I think maybe I have …
so get ready
!’

Fred still couldn’t see anything. But the muscles all the way down his arms wanted to get his hands up even before his brain transmitted its own instructions. ‘Nothing this side —’

‘YOU THERE! STAND UP!’

The shout came from his side, out of nowhere—

‘
Get up
!’ Kyriakos snarled at him from behind.

Fred and his arms shot up simultaneously, his boots digging into the scree beneath them so urgently that he almost over-balanced; and it was only when he’d rebalanced himself that the reason for his failure to react instantly came to him—

“
DON’T SHOOT!‘
He hadn’t imagined in advance how he was supposed to obey an order given in a foreign language. But there was suddenly no problem about how to reply to an order in the plainest King’s English. ’
BRITISH!
‘

Kyri shouted something, also. But Fred was too busy staring at the figure which had risen out of the dead ground of the gulley no more than thirty yards away from him.

‘KEEP ’EM UP! DON’T YOU DARE MOVE A FUCKING INCH!‘

Fred was suddenly impaled on the prongs of disbelief and relief, any last doubts about the identity of his captor dissolved by that beloved obscenity, which sounded sweeter in his ear than all the music of heaven—which could never be foul and harsh again, it was so beautiful.

The welcome figure advanced cautiously towards him, cradling a gangster’s Thompson machine-pistol in its hands, until it had halved the distance between them.

‘KEEP ’EM UP!‘

Relief had started to lower his arms. But as they instantly went up again, disbelief still clogged his tongue.

‘Say
something, old boy
!’ Kyri no longer snarled, but his voice was nonetheless urgent. ‘
Say something
!’

‘Yes.’ As Fred’s tongue unclogged he felt himself leap from cowardly gratitude to outraged dignity with one five-league stride. ‘What the hell are you up to—’ The man was so close now that he could see the chevrons on his arm ‘—sergeant?’

‘What?’ Now it was the sergeant’s turn. ‘What—?’

‘Why did you fire at us?’ The unmoving Thompson kept his arms at full stretch, but his sense of outrage began to stretch beyond them.

The sergeant stared at him for a full second. ‘Who the fu—’ But a sudden caution gagged the word, and he restrained himself. ‘Who are you?’

Anger took hold of Fred. ‘I am Captain Fattorini—Brigade RE, 4th Div, sergeant. Who are
you?’

The sergeant assimilated that information slowly. But then, after having turned it over in his mind, he switched momentarily to Kyriakos before coming back to Fred himself.

‘Identification—’ What the sergeant had seen plainly hadn’t reassured him, because the muzzle of the Thompson jerked slightly, but didn’t leave Fred’s stomach area ‘—slowly, now—
identification
!’

Fred reached inside his tunic … slowly, because the sergeant had the gun. But there were limits. ‘
Sir
—
you call me, sergeant.’

‘What?’ The sergeant frowned. ‘
Sir
—
?’

He could understand the sergeant’s doubt. But with that reliable weapon pointing at his guts he needed to resolve that doubt as soon as possible. ‘Aren’t officers “sir” in your unit, sergeant?’

The sergeant stared at him again. But then something seemed to tighten within him. ‘Put it down on the ground … and then take three steps back … and keep your hands up—put them on the back of your neck—right?’

Something deep inside Fred tightened also. This wasn’t how it ought to be. But then, this wasn’t a situation he had ever encountered before. And this, also, was a new variety of sergeant—

‘Do what he says, old boy,‘ said Kyriakos from behind him.

He had quite forgotten about Kyri—

‘
BERT!
’ The sergeant shouted past him, and past Kyri. ‘
WATCH THEM!
’ So they were flanked from the other gulley too then, thought Fred: a careful man, this sergeant.

He took his ordered steps back, until he sensed Kyriakos behind him, and watched the sergeant retrieve his identification.

But enough was enough. ‘Just what is going on, sergeant?’

The sergeant took his time with the identification, giving Fred a long moment’s scrutiny against his four-year-old photograph held up shoulder high for easier comparison. And even at the end of this examination his suspicions were by no means allayed, judging by the stony expression he maintained as his attention shifted to Kyriakos. ‘And who might he be … sir?’ He pronounced the last word grudgingly.

‘Can I lower my arms now?’ He had been half-expecting the question, but half-expectation hadn’t helped him choose the right answer. Because if the sergeant was still suspicious of his identity, how much more so might he not be with an evident Greek if that evident Greek admitted to two identities, one in his pocket and the other artistically concealed a yard away?

‘No!’ The Thompson, held one-handed, jerked menacingly. ‘
No-sir
.’

‘For Christ’s sake!’ Fred had hoped that Kyri would decide for him, but for once he seemed cowed in silence. ‘How long do you intend to keep this bloody charade up, sergeant?’

‘Sir?’ The sergeant weakened for a fraction of a second under his onslaught, but then his chin lifted. ‘For as long as I say so … sir.’ The moment of weakness passed. ‘Who is
this person
, sir?’

‘Please—thank you!’ Kyri leapt into the breach at last. ‘
Riris
, sir—
Alexander
Riris—driver and guide. And good friend to British
officers
, sir.’ He laid heavy emphasis on
officers
. ‘Speaking English well—and with copious personal documentation, please—thank you!’

‘Oh yes?’ The sergeant sounded as though he had heard similar protestations of friendship all the way from the Suez Canal, and was long past believing them. ‘Well, let’s have a
shuftee
, then—
STOP
!’ The weary disbelief vanished instantly, and Fred’s identification fell to the ground, as the sergeant caught up the Thompson with both hands. ‘What’s that under your jerkin, Johnnie? Lift it up—
slowly
…
the jerkin, I mean, you silly bugger!
Watch it!’

Fred stood like a statue—if there had ever been a statue of surrender—aware that the sergeant had seen the bulge of Kyri’s holster.

‘He has a side-arm, sergeant.’ As Fred intervened, the reason for Kyri’s earlier emphasis came to him belatedly. ‘With my permission.’ The sergeant was scared, perhaps. But he was also a well-trained soldier, almost certainly Field Security, although he wore no badge or flash, only his stripes. ‘Where’s your officer? You get him—I demand to speak to him, sergeant.’ Well trained—and cautious and observant: a good sergeant, for his dirty job, just as Sergeant Procter was a good sergeant for his dangerous and unrewarding one. And … somehow that was reassuring. ‘Then I think we can resolve this situation—right?’

The sergeant didn’t relax. Even, Fred’s shift from that peremptory demand to a more reasonable statement increased his wariness.

‘
Jacko
!’ The shout came from behind, from the other gulley—that must be
Bert
with the Browning.‘

Still no relaxation. ‘
Yes
?’

‘Tiny’s down below
—
with Hughie and the lads, Jacko.’

Sergeant Jacko gave ‘down below’ one lightning-quick glance. ‘Well … you’re in luck, sir.’ But even now he didn’t relax: that was the difference between the men and the boys. All he did was to raise an eyebrow. ‘You wanted an officer. So here is one … sir.’

Fred took that as an invitation, and looked down into the valley. There were two vehicles on the track, a jeep and a 15-hundredweight, each with twin Vickers-Berthiers mounted on them which were manned and trained on the ridge while the other occupants fanned out on each side, sinking behind what little cover there was.

‘Give ’em a wave, Bert,‘ ordered Sergeant Jacko.

Three figures rose on Bert’s wave and started uphill, the rest remaining under cover. The most diminutive of them (presumably ‘Tiny’) struggled under the weight of a back-packed wireless. As for the other two, one carried a rifle and the third and largest (Hughie?) appeared to be armed only with a walking-stick. So Hughie would be the officer, thought Fred with an inner sigh. But from his Italian experience he disliked officers who carried sticks: majors or above, they were usually outrageously brave, and often arrogant with it, and given to chivvying the poor devils of sappers required to build their bridges and clear their minefields under fire.

‘May I lower my arms
now
, sergeant?’ It would probably be a most uncomfortable interview, because the intrepid major wouldn’t thank them for disrupting his operations, however accidentally and innocently. And he would probably be rude to Kyri, who was most likely on a short fuse now, after having been shot at and held up by his allies in his own country. But at least they were safe now.

‘What?’ Sergeant Jacko paused. ‘No—keep ’em up … sir—and you, Johnnie—
up
—
that’s it … Until I say you can put ‘em down, you keep ’em up,
sir
. Right?‘

Fred fumed in silence as he watched the figures approach. The large major was well in the lead now, unencumbered either by caution, like his rifleman, or by equipment, like the little wireless-man, who was falling further and further behind. Yet, even as he fumed—the sergeant’s caution really went beyond the bounds of prejudice—he identified a tingle of excited curiosity. That the Greeks on both sides might be indulging any opportunity to settle up during the truce really came as no surprise: their private scores dated from long before the war, so it seemed from Kyri’s chance remarks, which were all the more blood-curdling because by Greek standards he was an unusually unbloodthirsty and liberal royalist, thirsting for peace and wine and women after five years of war, but apparently resigned to achieving only the last two for the foreseeable future.
But this was quite obviously a British operation, regardless of the truce
—

The intrepid major was a very young major, as well as a very big one, he observed as the major closed the distance with immense upwards strides. And young majors, role-playing in their elders’ image, were always the worst ones—

But … if it was a
British
operation, what the hell was the British Army doing, breaking their own truce so deliberately—?

A
very
young major—

‘Sergeant Devenish! What the blazes are you up to?’ The young major heaved himself over a larger obstacle in the scree below them.

‘Sir!’ Sergeant Jacko—Sergeant
Devenish
—
kept his eyes on both of them as he started to reply. ‘We spotted these coming up behind us, and—’

Then why the b-blazes didn’t you c-c-call in?‘ The young major stuttered with anger as he cut the sergeant off while slithering and stamping up the scree over the last few yards.

‘The set’s on the blink, sir. We couldn’t raise you.’ The sergeant sounded not so much over-awed by rank as weary of his fault-finding majors.

‘W-what d’you mean “on the blink”?’ The young major anchored himself on his stick for a moment, but took a closer look at Fred and Kyri for the first time, scowling horribly as he did so. ‘You mean some bloody fool dropped it—’ He stopped as he shifted his scowl back to Fred from Kyriakos.

‘The set was not dropped, Mr Audley.’ Sergeant Devenish answered the young major with quiet authority, still without taking his eyes off them. ‘It’s the one we’ve had trouble with before. It’s a duff set, is what it is.’

Mister
Audley? The young major’s sheepskin jerkin concealed his badges of rank and Fred couldn’t identify the impossible heraldic quadruped on his cap-badge. But at this close range the man’s extreme, almost
beardless
, youth was simultaneously as apparent as his considerable ugliness (and he hadn’t been so much scowling as perhaps frowning nervously?). And then the full significance of the sergeant’s ‘
Mister
Audley’ and his slight disdain clinched the matter.

‘What the devil d’you mean by shooting at me?’ he snapped at the youth, even while keeping his hands close to the back of his neck with the sergeant’s eye still on him. ‘And who the devil are you?’

‘W-what?’ The scowl-frown returned. ‘Sergeant—who is this?

‘Captain Fat—’ The sergeant paused momentarily ‘—Fat-O’Rhiney, sir.’

‘O-what?’ The youth blinked.

‘O’Rhiney—Captain Fat-O’Rhiney, Mr Audley, sir,’ repeated the sergeant before Fred could correct him. ‘Royal Engineers.’