Read A Proposal to Die For Online
Authors: Vivian Conroy
The countess sounded so deprecating that Alkmene had to laugh. âThey are not all bad, you know.'
The countess waved a hand. âAh, but they have never had to work for anything, long for anything, strive for it with all of their energy. They have it all; they get things with a flick of the hand. It doesn't make men of them. Ohâ¦' She suddenly focused across the room and said, waving past Alkmene, âThere is a dear friend I must see. Take care. Greet your father from me.'
Alkmene did not take the trouble to explain her father was off again on one of his botanical quests, this time to India, and was not expected to be back before Michaelmas.
The idea of all those weeks of delicious luxurious freedom beckoned her, and with a smile she reached for another glass of champagne.
Two days later, over toast with Cook's excellent prune preserve, Alkmene unfolded the morning paper, still pristine as her father was not there to smudge it with egg yolk and bacon grease while he studied the social column so he could send attentions for weddings and births and always appear to be an engaged gentleman instead of a hermit who only knew the Latin names of plants.
He was so good at hiding his social deficiencies that people kept sending him invitations to balls and soirées he had stopped attending two decades ago. In his defence it had to be said that Alkmene usually pinched the envelopes from out between his other letters as soon as the post came in. Her father was a dear but a disaster in the wild, and he preferred the company of his microscope and his mould specimens anyway.
On page 2 a heading read:
Banker dies in accident.
Unexpected death always had an unhealthy appeal to Alkmene, and she perused the few lines underneath with great interest.
âYesterday morning around eight Mr Silas Norwhich, a former banker, was discovered dead by his manservant in his library, apparently having fallen and struck his head on the rim of the hearth the night before. As it had been the servants' night off, nobody had noticed the incident until the next morning.
âA widower with no children, Mr Norwhich lived a very secluded life, focusing solely on his substantial art collection. The collection, containing masterpieces from Rembrandt, Van Gogh, Monet and Rodin, will now pass to his only heir: his niece, the actress Evelyn Steinbeck, recently come in from New York City, where she is a rising star on Broadway.
âMiss Steinbeck wasn't home at the time of the accident and has been treated by a doctor for nervous shock.'
It was rather a short and poor piece, lacking any form of useful information about the death, but Alkmene forgot the prune preserve and studied the text as if it contained the vital clues to the whereabouts of a gold mine.Buck Seaton had called the young woman who had appeared from behind the screen the other night Evelyn. She had spoken with an American accent and admitted she had only been in London for a few weeks. She had also mentioned an uncle who was an art lover.
The countess, who had seen the blonde at the theatre, had mentioned her being there with an older man who was not known to her socially, which fit with the newspaper's assertion that the murdered man had lived a very secluded life.
Apparently until his vivacious niece from New York had arrived.
He had wanted to have her portrait painted and had taken her out to the theatre.
Not that Evelyn Steinbeck seemed to have appreciated the trouble her uncle took for her. She had spurned the portrait in favour of photographs.
Of her balancing on the railing of London Bridge no less. A testimony to a daring character, taking risks rather than fitting the mould.
And her talk of the old man and him dying of apoplexy behind the screen had been callous, almost cruel. Like she wanted to get rid of excess weight.
Alkmene stared into the distance. Evelyn had discussed her uncle's death with a man, and lo and behold, two days later he was dead and she would inherit his art collection. Judging by the mention of some of the pieces it contained, it had to be worth a fortune. An excellent motive for murder.
But what about the young intruder into the theatre who had given the old man such a fright? The argument between them had been the cause for the old man to leave the performance early. Out of fear?
Had the intruder followed him to see where he lived? Killed him when he had been alone? It had been the servants' night off so if somebody had rung the bell, the old man would have answered the door himself.
Alkmene narrowed her eyes. A push, a fall and no one around to see a thingâ¦
With a beautiful, manipulative heiress and an intimidating stranger part of this story, there had to be something more behind the âaccidental' death. It warranted further investigation.
She left her breakfast for what it was, already shrugging out of her purple embroidered dressing gown while still climbing the stairs.
There was no place like the Waldeck tea room to catch some gossip about a sudden death.
Alkmene entered the Waldeck tea room through the double doors with elaborate glass-in-lead overhead. The sunshine piercing the coloured glass conjured up a mosaic of rainbows on the wall above the counter filled with pastries. Customers ordered their pie of choice there and carried it to their table where a waiter served them with tea or coffee from delicate china cups decorated with the tea room's trademark roses.
As Alkmene let her eye wander across the mouth-watering offerings, her ears picked up on the light laughter of the countess of Veveine.
The Russian princess visited the tea room every day but Sundays, taking a seat by the window where she could watch people go by and putting her order on her ever-growing bill.
With the money she could spend, she could have several pies, but she always took the pavlova, a special creation by the French chef Maurice.
Alkmene wasn't entirely sure if the pavlova was that good, or Maurice would be mortally insulted if the countess didn't order it. As a typical chef with a fierce pride in what he did, he didn't allow anybody to slight his creations and it was whispered he had even refused to do a big banquet at an earl's New Year's party after the earl's wife had made a comment about his mayonnaise.
âI'll have the Schwarzwälder Kirsch.' Alkmene smiled at the young woman behind the counter who ably manoeuvred a gleaming steel spatula underneath the largest piece and transferred it onto a plate.
Carrying the masterpiece carefully down the two steps leading into the tea room's main room, Alkmene pretended to be engrossed and unaware of the countess's presence. In reality she was sure the woman had already seen her come in and would call out to her the moment she put her foot on the black-and-white inlaid floor.
But nothing happened.
Surprised, Alkmene glanced at the window table, seeing the countess, in a deep purple gown with matching stones in her necklace and bracelet, sitting and leaning over to a handsome man with a shock of black hair, rather too long to be decent.
The countess's companion, an elderly woman who never stopped knitting, sat over her work, head down, needles clicking furiously, her demure fervour a silent reproach against her mistress's behaviour.
Alkmene had to agree the countess's cheeks were suspiciously red and her laughter was high-pitched with excitement.
The man looked up from the countess, straight at Alkmene. He had dark, probing eyes in a face exposed to rather too much sunshine. His suit was an unobtrusive dark blue, but the sunshine sparkled on the gold cuff links. Alkmene bet his shoes would turn out to be handmade, of the finest leather.
A man who liked to treat himself.
A self-made millionaire like Buck Seaton perhaps, looking for titled friends to add the lustre of old names to the shine of his fortune. People like him would buy their way into the peerage if they could.
Always reluctant to be used to any purpose, Alkmene put her plate down on an empty table and took the time to strip off her immaculate gloves. Keeping her back straight the way her nanny had told her a thousand times, she scanned the other side of the room for an acquaintance who might enlighten her about Mr Silas Norwhich's unfortunate âaccident'.
After all, that was what she was here for.
But already there were light footfalls behind her, and the countess's companion put a hand on her arm. âCome,' she said in such a heavy accent that the word was almost unrecognizable. âCome!'
Alkmene picked up the plate again and followed the scurrying figure to the countess's table.
The waiter who had just appeared to take her order came dutifully along, staying one pace behind her.
The countess waved at him. âMore tea for all of us. Sit down, Alkmene. We were just having the most interesting conversation. This young man is telling me everything about the terrible disaster with the SS
Athena
.'
Alkmene shot him a quick glance as she seated herself. She had only read about the disaster, but the account had raised a number of pertinent questions in her mind.
Especially about the part played by those members of the crew who had survived while so many of the passengers had not.
She asked, âYou were on the ship when it sank?'
He shook his head. âI have been talking to survivors.'
The countess leaned over. âDid you know that there have been rumours the captain survived because he fled, while he should have stayed in his place? It is terrible that people have no sense of integrity any more. In the old days people would rather have died in the armour, as you English say, than live on having run away.'
âI suppose one does odd things when one looks death in the eye,' the man said.
He studied Alkmene with a critical intensity that made her wince. She hadn't put on her best clothes because she had not been sure where her quest would take her. If it should be to the lunchroom where secretaries and the like had their lunches, she wanted to blend in, not stand out like a spoiled rich lady who had mistaken the establishment. It was exciting to go undercover, play somebody else, somebody astute and able, who was not forever invited for her family name.
But for this man her clothes didn't appear to be rich enough for Waldeck's.
He probably didn't consider her worth his time, if he was here to hunt for loaded ladies who felt flattered by the attentions of a much younger man.
Admittedly, the countess was married and would never be unfaithful to the love of her life, but she might give this young man some money if he told her in deep earnest about something he wanted, a dream he had already worked hard for.
Last summer one of Father's countryside acquaintances had found out that his sister had lent a substantial sum of money to a smooth-talking young man who had found a gold mine in Africa and only needed the money to mine it. Needless to say, he had vanished with the money â never to be heard of again.
The gullible woman had been so mortified she had left her gossiping friends behind for a stay with a friend in Rome. Alkmene agreed with her that if you had to rethink your own stupidity, it could best be done in the Mediterranean sun.
The waiter brought a cup for her and filled it with a deliciously aromatic tea. Alkmene detected a hint of lavender and some other sweet fragrance she couldn't quite identify. She wanted to ask about it, determined to buy it for her own collection at home, but the countess forestalled her by placing a delicate hand on Alkmene's arm, while saying to the well-dressed man, in a conspiratorial tone, âMr Dubois, you must tell Alkmene what you have discovered so far.'
Alkmene hitched a brow at Mr Dubois.
He shrugged, looking at the countess. âI told you, madame, that I am still gathering evidence and that I am not yet in a position to lay blame at anybody's door.'
Alkmene narrowed her eyes at the choice of words. âAre you with the police?'
Dubois tilted his head back and laughed. âFortunately not. In some cases they are my worst enemies.'
âCases?' Alkmene picked up her teacup. âSo you do investigate matters. More like a consulting detective?'
Perhaps she could engage him to gather some information for her on the man returned from the dead? She had no idea how else one engaged a detective, except by advertising for one, but if her father ever found out about that, he'd burst a vessel.
The countess's Russian companion seemed to have perked up at the word police. Although she was still knitting like her life depended on it, her face was scrunched up in a typical listening expression.
But the countess had emphasized time and time again to Alkmene and anybody else who wanted to hear that the woman only spoke Russian and didn't understand anything of whatever was said around her. Where the countess took the greatest care never to gossip when a servant was around, she considered the presence of this supposedly ignorant woman perfectly safe.
âMr Dubois,' the countess said in the excited tone of a debutante on the eve of her first ball, âis a journalist. He has written for papers in Paris.'
Paris was by far the countess's favourite city, where she had also spent her honeymoon. Whenever she mentioned it, her eyes lit up, and her whole face flushed with happy memories. Alkmene had to admit Paris was probably one of her own dream destinations for a little trip, but saying that right now might look like she was inviting herself.
She gave the man another glance. âYou are French?'
âHalf.'
âFather French, mother English?' Alkmene conjectured based on his foreign last name. âDid they meet on the Riviera? I have heard it is quite the must-see.'
In fact, when one happened to be in Paris and had a fast car at one's disposal, one could easily pop down to the Riviera for a spell, Freddie had told her. If he hadn't wasted his entire inheritance at the card table, he might have taken her some time.
Perhaps she should be grateful for the card debacle, as Freddie might have gotten it into his head to propose to her, and the whole trip would have been spoiled by her rejection.