A Taste of the Nightlife (24 page)

“Ilona, I have reached my limit,” said Anatole. “If you do not care for your personal safety, you might at least remember how many of your secrets I hold, and that I have access to more kinds of media than you ever knew existed. The Paranormal Squad would be very intrigued by your latest moneymaking scheme, and your separatist movement friends would be most interested, I’m sure, to know about your current lover.” He looked right at Chet.

My voice, which had abandoned me about the same time as my power of voluntary movement, came rushing back.

“Lover!” I grabbed Chet by the ear and dragged him around to face me. “She’s your
girlfriend
?”

“Ow!” answered Chet. “Charlotte! Ow!”

“You said you didn’t know her!”

The color left Iona’s face so fast that even her lipstick turned pale. “You wouldn’t—” she started saying to Anatole. Then my words caught up with her, and she wheeled toward Chet. “You told her
what
?”

“Ow!” said Chet. “I told her . . . Ow! Charlotte, let go!”

“Charlotte, let go,” suggested Brendan.

Reluctantly I did. Chet backed off, rubbing his ear and looking around wildly to find where he’d left his dignity.

“I’m sorry,” said Chet, to me and then to Ilona. “I thought it was for the best, considering . . .”

“Considering what?” Ilona and I both demanded. Then we eyed each other, freaked out by being even this close to the same side. At least, I was freaked out. Ilona just looked ready to chew iron and spit nails.

Anatole, however, was not interested in watching Chet’s attempt to weasel out of this one.

“Ilona, I am taking the Maddoxes and Chef Caine out of here,” he said with a seriousness that pressed hard against my brain. “You and I will discuss this evening later, in private, and in detail.”

Ilona drew herself up to her full height. “Get out of here.” She said from so deep in the vocal dead zone that my skin tried to crawl off my body. “
All
of you, get out!”

“Ilona.” Chet stepped toward her, hands out. Ilona bared her fangs at him.

“I would do as she says.” Anatole cast a significant glance toward the vamp stagehands who flanked their boss.

No good reason to argue presented itself to me, or to Chet either, evidently, because he slumped toward the door. Margot and Ian seemed less convinced.

“You’re just going to walk out of a theater full of vampires?” Margot planted her fists on her hips and glowered at Brendan.

“No, I’m going to run out,” replied Brendan reasonably. “Are you coming, or do I get to explain to Grandfather how you committed suicide?”

This seemed to finally reach the other Maddoxes, so they didn’t struggle too much when Brendan grabbed each of them by an arm and dragged them forward. Anatole held the door. I waited for Chet. He’d stopped at the threshold to look back at Ilona, searching for words to charm her down off her mountain of anger. But judging from the cold look on her face, Ilona wasn’t, excuse the expression, going to bite.

Under other circumstances I would have liked her better for that. Right now, I was just interested in getting my idiotic, undead brother out of there so I could yell at him properly. Maybe I could borrow one of Margot’s stakes and save us all a world of trouble. Because Ilona was Chet’s girlfriend, Ilona had gone with him to Post Mortem, where they had talked to Bert Shelby, separately and together, and fang-for-rent Julie Jones was downstairs somewhere. This was all adding up to Something Very Bad.

Chet must have realized Ilona was not going to budge and he walked out behind Anatole and the Maddoxes, with me right on his heels. I felt Ilona’s anger burning through the closed door all the way down the stairs.

On the main floor, the vamp stagehands were striking the show, all of them too busy to pay much attention to our strange little procession. We made it outside without being molested, although I did pull an Orpheus and look back once. I saw nothing, but I knew Ilona was there, making sure we left, waiting for us to try something, anything at all.

Anatole closed the stage door firmly behind us. In front of us, Brendan’s driver climbed out of the car, cell phone in hand.

“It’s okay, Kyle,” said Brendan. “Just a few party crashers.” I could tell Chet was not happy to be included in the sweep of Brendan’s gaze. Good. I wanted him unhappy.

“Party crashers. Right.” Ian yanked himself away from Brendan. “You go into a vampire lair, with a vamp and a vamp-lover, and by the time we get up the fire escape, you’re on your knees and about to get drained. I know it’s a huge stretch, but we thought you needed help!”

“Oh, and by the way, that guy you put on our tail?” Margot smoothed her ninja suit down. I found I had enough unoccupied brain cells in my trivia lobe to wonder what kind of foundation garment she was wearing. Because that thing was pretty much painted on and she didn’t show so much as a panty line. “You’re going to need to bail him out. He got picked up for indecent exposure.”

“You didn’t,” said Brendan.

Ian smirked. “That was Margot’s idea. You should hire uglier private dicks.”

“Thanks
so
much for that image,” I muttered.

“Charlotte,” whispered Chet, “just stay cool. I’ll explain as soon as we get out of this.”

“Oh, you’ll explain all right,” I hissed back at him through clenched teeth. Anatole cocked an eyebrow in our direction, but said nothing. Fortunately, the Maddoxes were too busy with their own family dialogue to pay me and Chet any attention.

“Did Grandfather put you up to this?” Brendan knotted his fingers in his hair like he was trying to keep the top of his head from blowing off. “Did he say go down to the city and completely screw things up for Brendan?”

“You were supposed to find Pamela!” Ian threw up his hands. “You said you had a way out for the family, and what have we got? Dylan’s dead, Pam’s still nowhere to be found and you’re hanging with Anatole Sevarin!”

I recognized the look on Brendan’s face. It was the look you get when you have no good answer for the person currently getting in your face.

“We’re going home,” Brendan announced, pushing his sister and cousin toward the car. “Right now.”

“I will look after Charlotte,” said Anatole.

“That’d be my job,” announced Chet.

“I don’t need looking after,” I reminded the testosterone-heightened segment of the studio audience.

“A theater full of vampires is on the street looking for an after-performance snack,” said Anatole. “You need looking after.”

That no-good-answer look on Brendan’s face? Now it was on mine.

“Oh, but she would enjoy being somebody’s little snack,” sneered Ian. As an insult it would have worked better if the idiot wasn’t
still
checking out my boobs.

“Get in the car, Ian,” barked Brendan. “Now!”

Somewhat to my surprise, Ian did as he was told.

I needed to apologize to Brendan, and let him know I was finished. It had all gone too far. I wanted to explain so he would understand. But I couldn’t, not in front of Anatole, or Chet, or the Crazy Maddox Relations, especially not with Margot fixing her eyes on me, clearly trying to telepathically remind me of the million dollars still on the table between us. I could only stand there and be sorry.

But Brendan was already in the car with his family. The door shut and the driver started the engine. I watched until they turned onto the next street, trying to shake off the weight of things I should have figured out how to say. This was not made any easier by having to turn around and face Anatole and Chet.

“Get your sister out of here, Caine,” said Anatole. He sounded tired, and disappointed, but I couldn’t tell if it was with one of us or only with himself. “Ilona is very angry and she might easily do something we will all regret in the morning.”

“Yeah.” Chet ran his hand through his hair. He looked tired too. So that made three of us. “Let’s go, Charlotte.”

Something in me didn’t want to just leave Anatole there. Ilona was angry at him too, and she had backup. Serious, muscled, well-fanged backup. But even while I was thinking this, Anatole shot me a blood-drinking grin, then backed away slowly until he mingled with the alley shadows and vanished.

Classy.

Chet tugged gently on my arm, and I fell into step beside him as he started down the alley, following the path Brendan’s limo had taken. Emotion surged through me like a food processor on high, chewing up my ability to think. There’d been too much fear and too many reversals in what I thought must be true.

We reached 124th and Chet turned us east. My brother was absolutely quiet beside me. It was like walking with a shadow. For days now, all I’d wanted was to get hold of Chet—by the throat if necessary—and make him tell me what he’d really done and why he’d done it. Now here he was, and I couldn’t make a single sound.

“I’ve been an idiot,” said Chet.

Well. This was a promising start. I looked up at him.

“A total idiot,” he went on. I kept looking up at him.

“A total and complete selfish, egotistical idiot,” he said, warming to the theme. “If I had any real sense of how much I put my sister through—my sister who has loved me and looked out for me even when she had every reason to shove my pathetic carcass into the sunlight—I’d stop in the nearest tapas bar right now, get a bamboo skewer off the shrimp kebab and commit hari-kari. But I’m such an unbelievable idiot I’d probably miss my own heart and have to call up one of the vampire-hunting Maddoxes to do it for me.”

I blinked. “Would bamboo even work?”

“How would I know? I’m an idiot!”

My laugh came out as a single sharp bark. Another followed it and another until my chest hurt and tears streamed out of my eyes. I had to laugh. There was no other response to the mental stew inside me all churned up by the sight of Chet throwing his hands out in surrender. Chet, who was still in once piece and who, God help me, I was still glad to see, even while I was pissed as all hell at him.

He grinned and shoved his hands in his pockets and paused at the corner and turned north, walking without looking. “If you’re going to hug me or smack me stupid, maybe we can get that out of the way now?”

Which squashed flat anything good in my gigantic bag of mixed feelings. “You’re messing with Nightlife’s books, you’re involved out of te kind of blood-running operation
and
sleeping with a vamp you told me you didn’t even know, and you think I want to smack you!”

“I’m sorry, Charlotte. I can explain.” There it was: the pleading look, the hunched shoulders, the whole ashamedlittle-boy attitude accompanied by a silent plea to be understood; to be given just one more chance. But I knew what would happen. He’d start spinning his story with heavy layers of smiles and charm and I’d let him get to me, just like he got to everyone else.

I couldn’t let that happen. Not this time.

“You’ve been stealing from Nightlife, Chet.” My voice sounded deader than a vampire at a Maddox family barbecue. I was going to have to call Linus O’Grady. I was going to have to hand Chet over.

“No.”

“You’ve been juggling the books to hide the fact that money’s leaving the accounts. That’s why you keep a copy on your laptop. You’ve got a second set you send to the accountant.” And me.

“No. I haven’t been taking money out of Nightlife. I’ve been putting it in.”

I mentally rewound that last statement, and played it again. And again.

“Jesus, Chet, that’s a stretch, even for one of your stories.”

“You want to see? Come home with me. I’ll show you everything.” I walked right past him, trying not to see, trying not to hear. If I listened, I might begin to believe.

“So how did you find yourself with enough extra cash you could start making donations to Nightlife?”

Chet’s shoulders rose and fell in defeat. “Ilona and I . . . We were both sitting around complaining about the money thing, you know, for Nightlife and her theater . . . and I was joking and said what we needed was the nightblood version of the organic foods movement to bring in the cash. We could make a killing. Metaphorically,” he added swiftly as I frowned up at him. “Ilona said she knew this guy with some land up in Connecticut. He’d been planning on developing it as a kind of nightbloods-only community, but with the financial crash and everything, he couldn’t get people to buy the parcels. So we turned it into a retreat.”

“A retreat?”

Chet nodded. “For people who want healthy, natural lifestyles. For the duration of their residence, each member gets a balanced, all-organic, chemical-free diet, a custom-designed exercise program, stress-management counseling, a personal life coach and full telecommuting facilities.”

“And in return?”

“They donate a pint every six weeks.”

Ilona the separatist, advocating a return to the good old days of free-range vampires, was financing her activities with a human-blood farm. That was either terminally warped or totally brilliant.

“How much are you paying the ‘residents’ for being drained?”

“Nothing,” said Chet. “They pay us.”

No. There was no way. No one would pay to be comfortably housed and bled like that. Not even with organic meals, a 24/7 spa lifestyle, and total catering to for their health and comfort . . .

They wouldn’t, would they?

“We’ve got about two hundred residents right now,” said Chet. “And we’re booked through next June. Avage stay is three months.”

Focus, Charlotte. Focus.
“Who buys the blood?”

“We don’t sell blood.” Chet lifted his nose in the air. “That’s illegal. We sell shares in the spa. The blood’s a free perk for shareholders.”

Shareholders. Of course. Nightblood investment. They put in their money, they got a steady supply of human blood. No seedy bite-easies, no chance at stings or blackmail, because they all knew Ilona St. Claire would never collaborate with dayblood cops or any other kind of dayblood. And because Chet could sell as much snake oil to the undead as to the living.

“It brought in a quarter million last year,” Chet was saying. “We’ve got a superior product to the blood runners and we’re probably legal—”