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The King’s Road in Chelsea always reminded Agatha of her youth, when she was struggling to claw her way up the business ladder. That had been during the days when a good address mattered and she had paid an expensive rent for a flat in Draycott Gardens and had very little money left over for anything else. In the evenings, the restaurants had been crammed with trendy young people, laughing and drinking, and Agatha, on the outside looking in, would feel intensely lonely, with only her ambition to keep her warm.

She shrugged off her memories as they turned the corner of Parrot Street. Charlotte Bellinge lived in a thin white-stuccoed house. ‘At least someone’s at home,’ she remarked. ‘One of the downstairs windows is open.’

John rang the bell and they waited. The door swung open and a young girl stood there. She had a pale spotty face, a stud in her nose and five little silver earrings in each ear. She was wearing a short tube-top exposing a pierced belly-button.

‘What?’ she asked.

‘Is Lady Bellinge at home?’ asked Agatha.

‘Who wants her?’

‘Here’s my card,’ said John, stepping in front of Agatha. The girl disappeared, only to reappear a few moments later to say, ‘Come in.’

She opened the door to a sitting-room on the ground floor and Charlotte Bellinge came forward to meet them. She was exquisite: small, dainty, perfectly groomed. Her face was unlined and her large eyes were of an intense blue. Her hair was tinted a pale shade of gold. She was wearing a loose white silk shirt and tight black trousers.

‘Now, why is a famous detective writer calling on me?’ she asked.

Agatha and John sat down and John explained the reason for their visit while Agatha felt sulkily that she had been pushed to the sidelines, again.

‘But how fascinating!’ drawled Charlotte when John had finished. ‘Quite like one of your detective stories. I don’t see how I can help you. Tristan was a gorgeous boy and yes, he did have a crush on me.’

‘Did you have an affair?’ demanded Agatha, not liking the way John was staring at Charlotte with a dazed smile on his face.

‘No, I did not. But he amused me and he was so very beautiful. He did, however, become demanding. I am not made of money.’

‘He asked you for money?’ Agatha leaned forward.

‘Not in so many words. But when I took him out to some smart restaurant, he would complain his clothes were too shabby, so I paid to have him tailored and all that.’ She waved one perfectly manicured little hand. ‘But then he began to ask for things as if he had some sort of right. So I got bored and said he ought to be going around with people of his own age and to leave me alone. He made some feeble attempt to blackmail me, threatening to tell the social columns that I had been having an affair with a curate. I told him if he did, I would sue him. I wanted to move to Chelsea anyway, so I moved and was glad to get away from him. He had become . . . quite frightening. I think he lived in fantasies. I think he believed I would actually marry him and he would live in the lap of luxury. He did crave the good life. I remember once when we were in a shop, he was looking at a cashmere sweater and he kept stroking it like a lover. He begged me to buy it for him and became so shrill that I did, to avoid a scene.’

‘Were you surprised when you learned he was murdered?’ asked Agatha.

‘Yes, very surprised. If I had learned that Tristan had murdered someone, I would not have been nearly so surprised. So boring, all this raking over the past.’ She turned a dazzling smile on John. ‘Do tell me about your books.’

And so John did and at great length, while Agatha shifted restlessly. When he had finally finished, Charlotte looked curiously at Agatha. ‘Are you two an item?’

Agatha opened her mouth to say they were engaged, but John said quickly, ‘We’re only pretending to be. You see, we didn’t want the police to know we had been up in London finding out things, so I invented the lie we were engaged to divert their suspicions.’

Charlotte gave a tinkling laugh. ‘How funny! You are very amusing, John.’ She picked up her handbag, opened it and extracted a card. ‘My mobile phone number and e-mail address are there. We should meet up for dinner one evening.’

‘That would be wonderful,’ said John.

‘Excuse
me
,’ snapped Agatha. ‘
If
we could get back to the matter in hand: Did Tristan court any other women in the parish that you knew of?’

‘No.’ The beautiful eyes drifted back to John. ‘He seemed totally wrapped up in me.’

‘Hardly surprising,’ commented John. They gazed at each other and Agatha could have slapped them both.

She stood up, stocky and militant. ‘We’d best be going,
dear
.’

‘What? Oh, yes, of course.’

‘Sophie will show you out.’

‘Your daughter?’ asked Agatha.

Charlotte let out a trill of laughter. ‘No, my maid. They don’t wear caps and aprons like they did in your day, Mrs Raisin.’

Agatha led the way. John hung back. She heard him saying, ‘I’ll phone you soon,’ and then the amused murmur of Charlotte’s voice, ‘Next time leave your dragon behind.’

‘She could have done it, mark my words,’ said a truculent Agatha as she stomped her way along the King’s Road.

‘Nonsense, Agatha. She wouldn’t hurt a fly. But we know one thing. Tristan was just the same sort of person in Kensington as he was in New Cross.’

‘I suppose so,’ conceded Agatha, suddenly not wanting to appear jealous. ‘Where do we go from here?’

‘Back to Carsely. I feel we let Peggy Slither’s nastiness put us off. Perhaps if I saw her on her own . . .?’

‘By all means, try,’ said Agatha, thinking that John in Carsely was at least not John entertaining Charlotte Bellinge in London. ‘But there’s one thing we’ve been forgetting. Who attacked Tristan in New Cross? Were the police called in? I wish we could ask them.’

‘We could try that vicar, Lancing, again. I mean, he didn’t tell us at first about Binser, so he may be holding back other information.’

‘Okay,’ said Agatha, ‘back to New Cross.’

‘I really don’t think you should keep coming round here,’ said Mr Lancing an hour later, when they were once more seated in his study. ‘I have told you all I know.’

‘The thing that puzzles us,’ said Agatha, ‘is this business about the attack on Tristan. Was it reported to the police?’

‘No, it was not. Tristan became almost hysterical. He had to go to hospital and he told them there that he had suffered a bad fall. He kept saying over and over again that he wanted to get away. He seemed truly repentant about that business with Binser.’

‘Did you know he had returned the money?’ pursued Agatha.

‘Yes, because he assured me he had.’

Agatha gave a click of annoyance. ‘You didn’t tell us that. You let us assume he had not.’

‘I am afraid that after he had left, and on calmer reflection, I came to the conclusion that he had not. Now you tell me he did return the money, which relieves my conscience. He must indeed have been truly repentant.’

‘I doubt it,’ said John. ‘I don’t think repentance was in his nature. I’m beginning to think the return of the money and the beating were connected. I think we should have another word with Mr Binser.’

But this time there was no audience with the businessman. His formidable secretary, Miss Partle, received them instead. She said that Mr Binser was abroad on business but that he would no longer be available to answer their questions. ‘He has done enough, considering you have no official status,’ said Miss Partle. ‘But as a matter of interest, what brought you back here?’

John tried delicately to put the case of the beatings and the return of the money while Agatha studied Miss Partle. She was typical of an executive secretary. Plain, middle-aged, sensibly dressed with intelligent eyes behind thick glasses. Those eyes were surveying John with increasing contempt. When he had finished, she said, ‘I think you should keep fiction for your books, Mr Armitage. We are not the Mafia. We do not hire people to beat anyone who annoys us. We believe in dealing with the law. And talking about the law, do the police know that you are investigating?’

‘I have helped the police in the past,’ said Agatha defensively

‘Meaning that in this case, they do not know, and I think they should be told. Please do not trouble us again.’

On the road home, Agatha and John anxiously debated whether Miss Partle would actually tell the police. By the time John turned the car into Lilac Lane, they had come to the comfortable conclusion that she would not. Neither she nor Binser would want his friendship with Tristan exposed.

And then they saw the police car outside Agatha’s cottage.

They drew up and Wilkes and Bill Wong got out of the car. ‘Probably something else,’ John reassured Agatha. But Agatha reflected uneasily that it had taken them nearly three hours to get back because of an accident on the M40 – time enough for Miss Partle to have consulted her boss and then phoned the police.

Wilkes looked grim. ‘I think we should talk about this inside,’ he said.

Agatha opened her cottage door and led the way into the kitchen with her cats at her heels. She opened the kitchen door and let them out into the garden.

‘Now,’ she said with false brightness, ‘what can I do for you? Would you like a coffee, or maybe something stronger?’

‘Sit down,’ commanded Wilkes. ‘We have just had a certain Mr Binser’s lawyers on the phone. Mr Binser is making a statement which they are faxing over. As you evidently already know, he was conned out of ten thousand pounds by Delon, money which was returned. He told you this and hoped that would be the end of it because he said being tricked in such a way might bring his business judgement into disrepute. He says that as the murder took place here and had nothing to do with him, he did not feel obliged to contact us before this. He says the reason he is doing so now is that you both had the temerity to suggest to his secretary that he had hired people to beat Delon up. What all this amounts to is that you have been withholding valuable information and interfering in a police investigation. I should charge you both and arrest you.

‘But I will admit you have been a little help to us in the past, Mrs Raisin, so I will tell you this. You are not to conduct any more investigations into this case.’

‘If we had not found out about Binser,’ said Agatha crossly, ‘then you wouldn’t either.’

‘Perhaps. But as far as I can judge, Binser has nothing to do with the case. He is a very powerful man with powerful friends in high places and I would like to keep my job until it is time for me to retire. Do not approach him again, do you understand me?’

‘Yes,’ said Agatha meekly.

‘So what else have you found out? What else have you been keeping to yourselves?’

Agatha was about to say, ‘Nothing,’ but John told them all about Charlotte Bellinge. ‘I know she’s got nothing to do with this,’ he said, ‘but we thought if we could get a better picture of what Tristan was really like, we could maybe discover the type of person who would kill him.’

‘Miss Jellop’s connections were all in Stoke,’ said Bill, speaking for the first time. ‘I cannot see that she could have anything to do with such as Mr Binser or Charlotte Bellinge. All you have done is to tread on the toes of the rich and powerful, Agatha, and, incidentally, lie to me about it.’

Agatha turned red.

‘You will both come with us now to police headquarters,’ said Wilkes, ‘and make full statements, and I mean full statements, and then I hope you will both get on with your respective lives and leave policing to the police.’

‘And that’s that,’ said Agatha, three hours later when they emerged from Mircester police headquarters. ‘It’s one in the morning and I’m starving.’

‘There’s an all-night place on the Mircester bypass,’ said John. ‘Let’s go there and go over what we’ve got.’

‘Don’t see much point in going on,’ said Agatha. ‘And you’d better have your ring back.’

‘Not right away. I think it would be the last straw for Bill if he knew we had been lying to him about that as well.’

The all-night restaurant was a depressing place, redolent with the smell of old grease. They collected plates of sausage, egg and chips and sat down at a window, their tired faces lit by the harsh fluorescent lighting.

‘It lets Binser out,’ said John.

‘I suppose it does,’ agreed Agatha. ‘All we did was goad him into going to the police, and if he had anything to hide and had previously used criminal means to hide it, he wouldn’t have opened up to the law. Damn! I should have trusted my first judgement. I thought he was a nice man and honest and one that was only furious that he’d been so taken in by Tristan.’

‘Which brings us straight back to the Cotswolds,’ said John. ‘You know, that rudeness of Peggy Slither could have been to keep us away. I’ll try her tomorrow and you can see if you can get anything more out of Mrs Tremp.’

‘And what if they phone the police?’ said Agatha miserably.

‘Well, maybe not tomorrow. Tell you what, I’ll get on with my writing and you get on with whatever it is you usually get on with and we’ll let the police settle down.’

Agatha slept late the next day and awoke feeling still tired and still guilty about having lied to Bill. She phoned John to see if he would like to join her for dinner that evening but he said he had just checked his contract and he was going to be late delivering his latest book if he didn’t get down to it. ‘So I’ll need to leave real-life murder for a bit. See you around. In fact, I’ve got to go up to London to see my agent and publishers tomorrow and I may stay there for a few days. All right if I leave my keys with you? Just in case there’s a gas leak or something like that.’

‘Sure,’ said Agatha.

‘I’ll pop them through the letter-box tomorrow.’

‘I’ve got to go,’ said Agatha. ‘Someone at the door.’

It was Mrs Bloxby. ‘I heard you had the police round last night, Agatha. Anything up?’

‘Come in. It’s amazing. Someone bumps off Miss Jellop and nobody sees a thing, and yet you know I had the police here last night.’ Agatha told her about Binser’s complaint.

Mrs Bloxby sighed and sat down and placed her battered handbag on the kitchen table. Look at her, thought Agatha, mangy old handbag, droopy cardigan, baggy tweed skirt, and yet she always appears the picture of a lady. ‘If only you could find out who did these dreadful murders,’ said the vicar’s wife. ‘Nothing in the village will ever be the same if you don’t.’

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