Alcatraz (76 page)

She shrugged, regarding the chaotic Librarian ranks, particularly the place where we’d been forced to fight.
‘My soul is full of discord and dismay.’

‘The lady doth protest too much, methinks.’

Bastille looked at me.
I could tell from her expression that she blamed me for upsetting everything.
That was probably fair, since I’d not only been the one to suggest the plan but the one to ruin it by picking up the Librarian’s gun.

‘How absolute the knave is,’ Bastille said, tapping me on the chest.

‘This above all,’ I said, shrugging and smiling wryly, ‘to thine own self be true.’

And with that, we entered Tuki Tuki.

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The Mokian soldiers ushered us through the glass doorway, several of them keeping watchful guard at the army behind.
Inside the glass shield, a ten-foot-high wooden wall surrounded the city.
The wall was battered and broken, burned in places, and looked like it had seen a lot of fighting before the glass shell had been put in place.

As soon as we were through the door, several soldiers slammed it shut.
One of the soldiers called up toward the wall.
‘Smedrys have arrived!
A Crystin is with them!
Lady Aydee has returned!’

Others picked up the shouts, passing them along the line of ragged defenders standing atop the wall.
The men around me lost their suspicion and began to look hopeful.

‘Lord Smedry,’ one of them said.
‘You are an advance force?
How many troops is Nalhalla sending us?’

‘Are there any others with you?’
another asked hopefully.

‘Are the Knights of Crystallia mobilized?’
yet another asked.
‘When will they arrive?’

‘Er,’ I said, taking off my Bestower’s Lenses as more questions swarmed me.

‘We’re alone,’ Bastille said curtly.
‘We didn’t bring any more help, the knights aren’t mobilized, and we really don’t have time to talk about it.’

Everyone fell silent.
Bastille has a talent for killing conversations.
Basically, Bastille has a talent for killing anything.

‘What she means,’ I said, shooting a glare in her direction, ‘is that we’re here to help, and we hope more will follow.
But we’re it for now.’

The soldiers seemed crestfallen.

‘I’m sorry we didn’t let you in more quickly, Lord Smedry,’ said one of the men.
‘It seemed like you had young Aydee captive there, and we weren’t sure what was going on.’

Oh, right
, I thought.
It probably would have made sense to have her approach first, since she’s from the city
.
Ah well.
You can’t expect me to think of everything, particularly considering how stoopid I am.

You haven’t forgotten that, have you?
Don’t make me start spelling things wrong to prove it to you.

In the distance, a gate opened in the wooden wall and a contingent of Mokians came out carrying spears that were alight with fire in the night.
The soldiers around us made way for the newcomers, and I could tell they respected the man at their lead.
He was tall, with long black hair pulled into a ponytail and tied with a beaded string.
His face was painted with black lines.
He had a powerful, muscular chest and – like most of the other Mokians – wore a simple wrap around his waist, colored red and blue.
For some reason, he looked vaguely familiar to me.

‘So it is true,’ he said, stopping before us, burning spear held to the side.
‘Welcome, Lord Alcatraz Smedry, to our doomed city.
You have picked an interesting time to visit us.
Lady Bastille, your sister will be pleased to see you, though I doubt the circumstances will make her happy.
Lord Kazan, you are welcome – as always – in Tuki Tuki.’

‘Do I know you?’
Kaz said, narrowing his eyes.

‘I’m general of the city guard in Tuki Tuki,’ the man said.
He had a commanding, deep voice.
‘I have seen you many times, though I doubt I was worth your notice.
Likely, you have seen my face, but we have never been introduced.’
He looked to Aydee and nodded to her.
‘Child, your brave mission does you honor.
We are already in communication with the embassy in Nalhalla.’

Aydee blushed.
‘Thank you, Your .
.
.
er .
.
.
General Mallo.’

‘We had not expected you to return, however,’ he said sternly.
‘You should have remained in Nalhalla, where it is safe.’

Her blush deepened.
‘But my cousin needed a pilot!
He had to come to Mokia!’

‘Yes,’ Mallo said flatly.
‘I’ve received a report from the embassy regarding the urgent departure.
A vacation to visit the mud baths?
That is ridiculous, even for a Smedry.’

Now it was my turn to blush.
‘General,’ I said, ‘there are other reasons for our visit.
I need to speak to the queen as soon as possible – and after that, I’ll need a little time with your Communicator’s Glass.
I might be able to get you some help for this siege.’

The soldiers nearby perked up, and the general gave me an appraising look.
‘Very well.
The Smedry clan has long been friends, and sometimes family, of the Mokian royalty.
You are always welcome.’
He gathered some soldiers, then led us to the city gate.

‘I feel I should give you some kind of grand introduction, Lord Smedry,’ General Mallo said as we entered Tuki Tuki.
‘But these are not days for joyful tours.
So instead, just let me say this.
Welcome to the City of Flowers.’
He raised a hand as I stepped through the gate.

We were at the bottom of the gentle hillside.
I looked up along the main road that ran all the way to the palace.
Flowers grew on virtually everything.
The hutlike buildings were overgrown with vines that intertwined with the reeds that made up their walls, and these sprouted colorful, hibiscuslike blossoms.
Flower beds ran alongside the road, with exotic bird-of-paradise blooms perching atop them.
A line of enormous trees ran behind the buildings, their limbs extending out over the rooftops.
These grew heaps of purple flowers that hung down over the road, collected in batches like bunches of grapes.
It was gorgeous.

‘Wow,’ I said.
‘Glad I’m not allergic!’

General Mallo grunted, gesturing with his flaming spear, leading us forward.
Carrying that spear around struck me as a little bit dangerous, but who was I to speak?
After all, I was the one walking around with a weapons-grade Smedry Talent stuffed inside me.

‘Fortunately, Lord Smedry,’ Mallo said as we walked, ‘our flowers are all nonallergenic.’

‘How did you get them that way?’
I asked.

‘We asked them very nicely,’ Mallo said.

‘Er, okay.’

‘It was much more difficult than it sounds, Alcatraz.’
Aydee added.
‘Do you know how many different species of flower there are in the city?
Six thousand!
Our floralinguists had to learn each and every language.’

‘Floralinguists?’
I said.

‘They talk to flowers!’
Aydee said excitedly.

‘I kind of figured that,’ I said.
‘What kinds of things do they say?’

‘Oh,’ Mallo said, ‘they tend to ramble a lot and use big words, but there isn’t often much substance to what they say, despite the beauty and ornamentation of the language.’

‘So .
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er .
.
.’
I said.

‘Yeah,’ Mallo said.
‘Their speech is quite flowery.’

I walked right into that one like a bird hitting a glass sliding door at seventy miles an hour.
Beside me, Bastille rolled her eyes.

Kaz whistled, watching the city.
‘There are more things in heaven and earth .
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er, sorry.
I’m having trouble getting over that last chapter.
Anyway, I’ve always loved visiting Tuki Tuki.
There’s no place like it; I always forget how beautiful it is.’

‘Perhaps it was a pleasure to visit in the past,’ Mallo said, his face growing even more solemn, ‘but the siege has been difficult for all of us.
See how our regal daftdonias droop?
The Shielder’s Glass lets in light, but the plants can feel that they are enclosed.
The entire city wilts beneath the Librarian oppression.’

Indeed, many of the flowers lining the street did seem to be drooping.
As the wonder of my first sight of Tuki Tuki began to wear off, I saw many other signs of the siege.
Open yards where people were up despite the late hour, cutting bandages and boiling them in enormous vats.
The sounds of blacksmiths working on weapons rang in the air.
Most of the men we passed – and even many of the women – wore bandages and carried weapons.
Spears with long, shark-tooth-like ridges down the sides, or swords and axes of wood, also made with shark-tooth sides.

If you’re wondering where the Mokians get all of those shark teeth, by the way, it involves using children as bait – specifically children who skip to the ends of books to read the last page first.
I’m sure that
you
would never do something like that.
That would be downright stoopiderific.

Many of those passing waved hello to Aydee, and she waved back.
Her family, the Mokian Smedrys, were well known.
Eventually, we approached the palace.
It looked like a very large hut, constructed using thick reeds for the walls.
It had a crown of red flowers blanketing its thatch roof.

Now, you’re probably thinking what I am.
Huts?
Aren’t the Mokians supposed to be one of the most learned, scientifically minded people in the Free Kingdoms?
What were they doing living in huts?

I assumed that, obviously, there was a good explanation.
‘So, these buildings,’ I said.
‘They’re made of special, reinforced magical reeds, I assume.
They
look
like huts, but they’re as strong as castles, right?’

‘No,’ Mallo said.
‘They’re just huts.’

I frowned.

‘We like huts,’ Mallo said, shrugging.
‘Sure, we could build skyscrapers or castles.
But why?
To cut ourselves off from the sky with walls of stone and steel?’

‘It makes sense,’ Bastille added.
‘Huts
are
more advanced than the buildings you have in the Hushlands, Smedry.
Automatic air-conditioning, for one thing, and—’

‘No,’ Mallo said.
‘With all respect, young knight, we must learn to stop saying things like this.
We like to pretend that what
we
have is better than what the Librarians have.
But comparisons like those, and the jealousy they inspire, began this war in the first place.’

He looked forward, toward the palace.
‘We choose this life in Mokia.
Not because it is “primitive” or “advanced,” but because it is what we like.
The more complex the things surrounding your life become – the homes, the vehicles, the things you put in your homes and your vehicles – the more time you must spend on them.
And the less time you have for thought and study.’

I blinked, shocked to hear those words coming from the mouth of the enormous, spear-wielding, war-painted Mokian.
To the side, Bastille folded her arms, brooding.
Her assertions that everything in the Free Kingdoms was better than things in the Hushlands had shocked me the first day we met.
I had assumed that that was the way that all Free Kingdomers thought, but I was coming to realize that Bastille just has a .
.
.
particular way of seeing the world.

(That means that she’s bonkers.
But I can’t
write
that she’s bonkers, because if I do, she’ll punch me.
So, uh, perhaps we should forget I wrote this part, eh?)

We reached the steps up to the palace, where a woman waited for us.
She looked familiar too, though this time I could pinpoint why.
She looked a lot like her sister, Bastille.
Tall and slender, Angola Dartmoor was about ten years older than Bastille and wore a Mokian wrap of yellow and black with a matching flower in her hair.
She carried a royal scepter of ornately carved wood.

She was absolutely beautiful.
She had long blond hair, kind of the shade of a bowl of mac and cheese.
She was smiling a wide, genuine smile – which was rather the shape of a macaroni and cheese noodle.
She seemed to radiate light, much like a bowl of mac and cheese might if you stuffed a lightbulb into it.
Her skin was soft and squishy, like—