Alexis and the Perfect Recipe (3 page)

My hypothesis was this: Could a crush be manipulated with results that can be replicated every time? Was there a predictable pattern of stimulus and response that I could plan and follow and chart, perhaps ending up with actual mathematical equations to predict Matt's behavior? In other words, could I come up with the perfect formula (or recipe, ha!) for getting Matt to fall for me?

This would be brilliant, I thought, as the neurons in my brain started firing up. It would also kind of justify any lazy daydreaming about Matt by turning those spacey moments into strategy sessions for my experiment. Let's see, what could I hypothesize and test?

What about wardrobe? I usually wear pants. It's kind of one of my trademarks. They are functional, comfortable, and easy to mix and match. But Dylan
always wears skirts, and the boys flock to her. So, I wondered, what if I were to wear a skirt or a dress when I saw Matt? Would he react differently to me? Hmm. I wrote:

Project Matt Taylor

M. T.,
I thought.
More secretive.

Then I scribbled:

Clothing experiment: Does he pay more attention to me if I am wearing pants or a skirt/dress?

I would need to conduct an experiment with each, where I timed the length of our interaction and compared the two figures. That would be easy. I could do it at school.

I chewed on my pen cap. What else could I test? Hair up or down? I almost always wore my hair in a ponytail or headband, but Sydney, the head of the Popular Girls Club in my class, always wore her hair down and boys paid lots of attention to her. Granted, her hair was long and blond and mine was
long, frizzy, and red, but I could still do a hairstyle test. That sounded good, so I wrote it down.

Ooh! Another idea: comparing the frequency of who initiated our greeting, like in the hall at school. Sydney was giggly with boys, always starting conversations with them, while I only spoke to them if they spoke to me first. Maybe I could try to switch that up a little.

I decided to track my interactions with Matt (in the hall at school? At Emma's?) and collect the data and assess it. That was good.

This experiment called for a dedicated graph paper notebook, so I pulled one out of a cubbyhole in my desk and smoothed the cover with my hand. I could also write conversation starters in it (I had no idea what to say to him if I did see him), and maybe track things I could research that I know he's interested in, like sports and computer graphics. I was excited. At least now if nothing ever came of my interest in Matt, I wasn't
totally
wasting my time. I was practicing math skills!

Just then there was a knock on the door.

“Come in!” I trilled happily. I am always happiest when I am feeling busy and productive.

Dylan opened the door. “Dinner is in five minutes.”

I looked at the clock, which read 6:55. We always eat exactly at seven. “Okay!” I said, still writing in my notebook.

My sister narrowed her eyes and folded her arms. “What are you working on?” she asked suspiciously. I guess it looked like too much fun to be homework. But I suddenly realized I did not want this notebook falling into the wrong hands, so I slammed it shut.

“Oh, just some cupcake ideas,” I said casually.

“Stuff for my party?” Dylan asked.

“Not quite. Mostly budget stuff right now.”
Please don't let her ask to see it.

There was a pause before she asked, “When are we having the taste test?”

Okay, good, she didn't ask to see the notebook. “Oh, this Saturday. We're baking here, and then you can try all three of the options in the afternoon.”

“But I have cheerleading practice on Saturday!” she said with a pout.

“Well, what time?” I asked patiently, ignoring her whiny voice. Sometimes I wondered who was the older sister!

“Four o'clock!”

“Oh, no prob,” I assured her. “We'll be done making the samples by three for sure.”

“Yeah, but I can't eat all that sugar and then go out and exercise. That will not work! I'm going to talk to Mom.” Dylan immediately turned and walked away, not bothering to close the door. She was determined to make this hard for me.

“Whatever, Dyl pill,” I said, annoyed.

“I heard that!” she called from the hallway.

“Good!” I whispered, and turned back to my desk, eager to get back to planning my experiment.

Tomorrow was the first day of Project M. T., and I decided that I would wear a skirt and see what happened. I was already dreading wearing the skirt—and what's more, I dreaded seeing Matt almost as much as I looked forward to it!

Who knew superorganized me could be
so
confused?

Can He See Me Now?

B
rrring!

The bell rang, and Eddie Rossi slammed his book shut and whipped it into his backpack. I thought this was pretty rude to Mr. Nichols, who was kind of old but not totally boring.
I mean, how badly do you want to get out of here, mister?
I thought.

I stared at Eddie with my most disapproving glare, but he didn't look around. Just sat with his backpack on his back, his hands gripping the edge of his desk, poised to launch out of his seat and out the door. I'm usually not that devious, but for some reason, his attitude really bugged me today. So I raised my hand.

“Yes, Alexis?” asked Mr. Nichols.

“Oh, you forgot to assign the homework,” I said,
and it didn't take long for Eddie to react. His head snapped around and he glared at me. I gave him a closed-mouth smile and shrugged.
That's what you get, Mr. Rude,
I thought.
Teachers are people too!

“Ah, thank you, Alexis,” said Mr. Nichols distractedly. “I almost forgot . . .”

On autopilot, I copied down the homework and then packed up my bag. Eddie had already sprung out of the room and down the hall. From the back row I could hear Sydney Whitman and Callie Wilson restart their almost incessant chatter. The day was one long gossipfest for them, about movie stars, kids they went to camp with, kids from school, boys—anyone and anything. And it all sounded so utterly mindless and unproductive.

“Good catch on the homework, Alexis!” said Callie brightly. I looked up at her to see if she was making fun of me. She didn't seem to be.

“Yeah,” sneered Sydney. “I'd hate to get out of here without something to keep our skills sharp at home.”

Well, Sydney's response wasn't surprising. I ignored her and kept stuffing my books into my bag. My cheeks felt hot, but I willed myself not to blush.

Then she started laughing hysterically as she
sauntered out of the classroom with Callie. The next class shuffled in, and I was going to be late. I had no choice but to fall into step right behind Callie and Sydney. I had worn a skirt today as part of Project M. T., and its unfamiliar swish against my legs made me feel insecure. I had worn my hair up, as usual, as a control, so I could isolate the effect of the skirt.

I wondered if I'd even see Matt, after all this strategizing.

Just ahead of me Sydney said to Callie teasingly, “I wonder if we'll see Mr. Hottie today?”

“Oh, I almost hope not! I look terrible!” moaned Callie, who couldn't have looked more perfect.

“When was the last time you saw him?” asked Sydney.

Callie made a sad face. “Last week. And I used to see him every day at camp! It's so unfair!” she wailed.

“Well, maybe you need to get your hands on a copy of his schedule and just make sure you're putting yourself in the right place at the right time!” said Sydney. “I mean, what are we here for, right?”

Wow, scary!
I thought.
Is that what we're here for? To get boys to notice us?
But then I realized Sydney had a point. And if so, maybe I should be
listening to these two. They did certainly know how to attract boys' attention.

Suddenly Sydney squealed. “Oh my God! Two o'clock! Two o'clock!”

What? What was happening at two o'clock?

Callie flipped her hair and I could see her straighten her clothes. She grabbed Sydney's arm and linked her hand through it, squeezing tightly. I hate when girls walk together like that—it's so annoying! Anyway, I watched to see what was happening.

And just then, I spotted Matt! My stomach felt like it dropped to the floor, and I was hot and cold all over. I'm pretty sure I had an insta-blush. I looked down at the linoleum tiles, then at the lockers on either side of me, the ceiling, anywhere but toward Matt, who was ahead and to my right, walking with a friend toward me. Should I say hi? What was my plan? Suddenly I couldn't remember what I had planned to do! Why didn't I have my strategy book with me? I stared—past my skirt—at my toes.

“Hey, guys!” Sydney called in a loud, high-pitched voice that was sickeningly sweet in a very fake way.

I looked up to see who she was talking to, and it was Matt and his friend!

Callie was pink and she was grinning from ear to ear. What was going on? In confusion, I looked back and forth between the two pairs of friends.

Matt and his friend smiled at Callie and Sydney and nodded in greeting. Matt's friend said something quietly to Matt and Matt nodded again, laughing.

I opened my mouth to say hi to Matt, but thought better of it. I snapped it shut and put my head back down. I couldn't tell if he had seen me. I wondered if either of the boys was the one that Callie liked from camp, and crossed my fingers that it wasn't Matt. Talk about variables! I definitely didn't factor
that
into my experiment!

Okay, calm down,
I told myself.
Deep breaths, Alexis.
This was excellent data to collect. I didn't say hi first and he didn't say hi either. But if I said hi first, he certainly would have said hi back. And, maybe next time, he would say hi first. I mean, maybe he didn't even see me, right? And if he didn't see me, how would he know I was wearing a skirt?

How utterly humiliating.

Later, at lunch, I tried to casually grill Emma for information on Matt. I wanted to see if I could piece together whether Callie liked him, or the friend he was with in the hall. But I had to do all
this without making Emma suspicious—and that was not easy.

I peeled off the top of my yogurt container and as casually as I could, I asked, “What are you guys thinking of for next summer?”

Mia sighed. “I'd really like to do a fashion design camp in the city,” she said. “It's almost like summer school. The only problem is that it's expensive and my mom's also not wild about me sitting indoors under fluorescent lights all summer. I think I have Eddie on my side though, so we'll see.” Eddie is her stepfather, and he is awesome.

“I think I might go to the camp that my mom went to when she was a girl,” Katie said. “You know, the one she went to with Callie's mom?”

Bingo! “Oh,” I said. “Is that the camp where Callie went last summer?”

Katie nodded as she unwrapped her sandwich. “It's supposed to be really fun.”

“Right, I was at the same camp,” I reminded her. “It was fun. You got to try all different kinds of sports and activities.”

Emma nodded, swallowing a gulp of chocolate milk. “Matt went last year too, and he loved it. He was a lifeguard so it was, like, half-price.”

What? Matt was at the same camp as me last
summer? Why didn't I remember this? I sputtered and almost choked.

“Whoa! Hands up in the air!” said Mia, patting my back.

Mortified, I looked around the lunchroom to make sure no one else had seen me. I coughed and cleared my throat.

“That's cool,” I said in a froggy voice. “Did he . . . 
ahem!
” I cleared my throat again. “Did he go with friends?” I asked as innocently as possible.

Emma looked quizzically at me, then slowly said, “Why, yes. He went with Joe Fraser.”

“Oh!” I nodded and quickly looked down, pretending to scrape the bottom of my yogurt cup. So there was hope! Maybe that guy today was Joe Fraser! “Anyway, maybe you'll be in my bunk,” I suggested to Katie.

“That would be great!” said Katie enthusiastically.

Emma was still looking at me, so I shrugged and added, “Or maybe I'll go to math camp . . . or this cool business camp I read about.”

Katie looked puzzled, but didn't say anything.

“Oh, Alexis!” said Mia playfully. “Leave it to you to find a business camp for kids!”

“Speaking of which, are we meeting today?”
Emma asked, finally turning her attention away from me. Whew! There would be no more fishing for information about Matt today. Emma was definitely suspicious, and I knew in my heart of hearts that it would not be a good thing for Emma to find out that I had—yes, I had to admit it to myself after today's noninteraction in the hall—a
major
crush on her brother.