Read Alice-Miranda At School Online
Authors: Jacqueline Harvey
The celebrations seemed to last for ages. Alice-Miranda had done it. She had earned her place at Winchesterfield-Downsfordvale. Everyone had seen her do it. The test results were a formality.
Ophelia Grimm had watched as the events unfolded. Alice-Miranda had won the regatta fair and square; she'd conquered the hike and passed the test with flying colours. On the other hand, Alethea â the child she had put so much faith in â was nothing but a cheat. Sitting in her wardrobe watching the
contest, Ophelia realised that her life was a lie. She was a fraud â here she was in charge of a school, a magnificent school with wonderful children, and yet she had shut herself away from it all. Her judgement of people had been clouded for so many years. She had forgotten to do what she should always have done: trust her instincts. Ophelia stood up, straightened her skirt, put on her blazer and strode out of the study and into the afternoon sunshine.
âLook!' Millie pointed at the figure walking towards the lake. An eerie glow surrounded the woman as the sun shone behind her. âIs that ⦠Is it Miss Grimm?' Millie shouted.
The whole school gasped as they caught sight of Ophelia. The girls buzzed:
âWhat's she doing?'
âWhy is she here?'
âShe can't make you leave.'
Miss Grimm strode towards the crowd with her head held high. Not a word was spoken as she reached them.
âI am not here to expel you, Alice-Miranda,' said Miss Grimm. âI am here to congratulate you. Your test results.' She held up the paper with â97%' emblazoned on the top right-hand corner. âI know
when I am defeated. You have secured your place here and I will not ⦠I will not set you any further ridiculous challenges. I have been a very sad and bitter woman these past ten years. I wonder if perhaps you could consider forgiving me.' Miss Grimm stared at the surprising child.
âOh, Miss Grimm, of course I forgive you.' Alice-Miranda ran forward and wrapped her arms around Miss Grimm's middle. There was another collective gasp from the school. Miss Grimm didn't seem to know what to do. Her eyes welled and suddenly she did what any self-respecting grown-up would do. She hugged Alice-Miranda right back.
âI have someone here who wants to see you,' said Alice-Miranda, pulling away. She motioned to Mr Grump, who was standing behind her father. Miss Grimm looked up.
âOh!' It was Miss Grimm's turn to gasp. Tears flooded her eyes. âIs it really you?' She swallowed. The temptation to turn and run back to the safety of her study was almost too much. But for some reason her legs were frozen to the spot.
âOphelia.' He strode forward. âOphelia, I am so sorry. I ruined everything. I've spent so many years trying to forget. But I could never forget you.
Can you ever forgive me?' Aldous hung his head.
The whole school seemed to have something caught in their throats. Tears fell like waterfalls.
âAldous, how? I thought you were â¦'
âI can explain everything â if you will just give me another chance. I know I don't deserve it, but I â I love you.'
âAnd I love you too.' Ophelia fell into his arms and he peppered her face with kisses.
At long last Jacinta broke the silence. âThree cheers for Miss Grimm. Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! And three cheers for Alice-Miranda. Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray!
As the sun set that evening, for the first time in a long time Winchesterfield-Downsfordvale truly felt like the happiest school on earth â¦
Miss Grimm and Mr Grump were married within a month in the chapel at Winchesterfield-Downsfordvale. Miss Grimm had a beautiful bouquet of hollyhocks and daffodils, jonquils and irises. Every one of the girls, staff and the parents said it was the best party they had ever been to. Ophelia thought about a hyphenated surname but decided to stick with Grimm.
Miss Higgins was married three weeks later to Constable Derby. She's back at work because
Miss Grimm said that she simply couldn't live without her.
Jacinta Headlington-Bear won the National Gymnastics Championships for her age group.
Mr Charles won the local garden competition and was particularly complimented on his flower-beds.
Mrs Oliver perfected her formula for FDF â âFreeze-Dried Foods' â and is in the process of establishing an organisation to feed the starving people of the world. Mrs Smith spent two weeks of her holidays helping Dolly in the laboratory and the other time with her grandchildren in America.
Alethea Goldsworthy left Winchesterfield-Downsfordvale in rather a rush. She is currently enrolled at Sainsbury Palace School where there is a very large new library under construction.
And if you're wondering about the new Head Prefect ⦠Well, Miss Grimm decided to break with tradition and offer it to Alice-Miranda. But she refused, saying that Danika would do a much better job. After all, she had plenty of time. She was still only seven and one-quarter.
The Highton-Smith-Kennington-Jones household
Alice-Miranda Highton-Smith-Kennington-Jones | Â Â Â | Only child, seven and one quarter years of age |
Cecelia Highton-Smith | Â Â Â | Alice-Miranda's doting mother |
Hugh Kennington-Jones | Â Â Â | Alice-Miranda's doting father |
Dolly Oliver | Â Â Â | Family cook, part-time food technology scientist |
Cyril | Â Â Â | Helicopter pilot |
Mr Greening | Â Â Â | Gardener |
Birdy | Â Â Â | Bell Jet Ranger Helicopter |
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Winchesterfield-Downsfordvale Academy for Proper Young Ladies Staff
Miss Ophelia Grimm | Â Â Â | Headmistress |
Miss Louella Higgins | Â Â Â | Personal secretary to the headmistress |
Miss Livinia Reedy | Â Â Â | English teacher |
Mr Josiah Plumpton | Â Â Â | Science teacher |
Mr Cornelius Trout | Â Â Â | Music teacher |
Miss Benitha Wall | Â Â Â | Sports teacher |
Cook (Mrs Doreen Smith) | Â Â Â | Cook |
Charlie Weatherly (Mr Charles) | Â Â Â | Gardener |
Howie (Mrs Howard) | Â Â Â | House mistress |
Shaker | Â Â Â | Another house mistress |
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Students
Millicent Jane McLoughlin-McTavish-McNoughton-McGill | Â Â Â | Best friend and room mate |
Madeline Bloom | Â Â Â | Friend |
Ivory Hicks | Â Â Â | Friend |
Ashima Divall | Â Â Â | Friend |
Susannah Dare | Â Â Â | Friend |
Jacinta Headlington-Bear | Â Â Â | Talented gymnast, school's second best tantrum thrower and, surprisingly, a friend |
Alethea Goldsworthy | Â Â Â | Head prefect, school's very best tantrum thrower and enemy of most girls |
Danika | Â Â Â | Alethea's friend |
Lizzy | Â Â Â | Alethea's friend |
Shelby | Â Â Â | Alethea's friend |
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Other
Miss Critchley | Â Â Â | Teacher at Ellery Prep |
Ambrose McLoughlin-McTavish | Â Â Â | Millie's grandfather |
Addison Goldsworthy | Â Â Â | Alethea's father |
Harold | Â Â Â | Addison Goldsworthy's butler |
(the best apple pie ever!)