Allan Stein (2 page)

Typically, the memory had ambushed me, replacing Denmark and the World War with my own messy life, and recasting my glamorous European date, Herman, as a loud, tasteless drunk. I knew all along it was there, waiting, but it sneaked up on me, rather like the smell of lavender, suppressed by the evening cold, that kept creeping out of the broad canyon of the Verdon River and stirring Stéphane from his sleep, rousing the boy enough to make me panic that he might get up and leave, might return to the world and abandon me in the shell of our last ruin, that he would walk out of his scripted fever into life, into a world we had shut out, at least for a few days. Isn't it strange how distant the boy is, was, and those last days near the edge of the sea in France where we left pages ago, ages ago, to meet Herbert, who's still waiting, too sober and impatient at Shackles, for our conversation to resume? And all the time the boy was here, hidden by a thought, behind a thin distraction, the noise of a conversation, in that gap between words when silence extends one beat too long.

I enjoy the noise of a good conversation, particularly with Herbert, who has opinions and a stylish way of talking, so that even when he is silent my mind is occupied by him, his nervous hands smoothing the table's edge, his fish-dart glances, and the way his face rearranges itself around the twin-ridged frenum of his upper lip when he wants something. Adrift in my chameleon instabilities— I could become as easily a society matron as a loud sports guy in the next second, should the right acquaintance walk through the door— I never knew from which blurry edge the next bright color would bleed; Herbert was a swath of singular hue (the dusty pink of
Travertine marble in the languid heat of Rome, late summer, late afternoon, for example, so antiquated and pleasing was his effect on me), a familiar resting place that imbued me with a clear, if slightly dated, identity.

"What exactly will Tristan be doing as your intern?" I asked.

Herbert stared at the retreating boy."I think he's so talented, don't you?"

I turned and we watched him together. Tristan's rambling journey led first to a cluster of tables, where his drunk friends shared a cigarette and told him a joke, which Tristan didn't get, so there was a long period of explanation, including a great deal of scribbling on a napkin, arrows and words, until finally the boy burst out laughing while his friends sat calmly, passing their one cigarette like a last round of munitions. Tristan moved then to the bar, where he chatted with the newest "croupier" and told him the joke, pulling out the scribbled napkin, which he'd kept, all the while clutching our drink order and gesturing with it, even as the bartender cleaned the spindle of the slips that had been placed there.

"What talent? The way he deflects your interest without killing it?"

"His manner, and that cool reserve." If Herbert smoked he would have flicked ash at this point, but he didn't smoke. "I need someone with exactly his skills."

"I wonder what interests he has?" Herbert might not have heard me, or he didn't really care about the boy's interests. "What makes you think he knows anything about working at a museum?"

"What's there to know?"

"Well, social skills, at the very least."

"Exactly." Herbert brightened at the thought. "I can just see him, charming rich old homosexuals by the tableful." Herbert said "homosexuals" as if it were a Linnaen tag for some insect-devouring plant, with a lot of sibilance and spit. "No one would
be safe. Entire prewar collections of sodomite erotica would flood the museum."

"I suppose he
could
worm his way into the confidence of some old widower."

"Mmm."

"Or the family of a rich industrialist."

"Mmm, fawning over the crayon scrawls of the twelve-year-old Scotch-tape heiress."

"The Infanta."

"Or her brother."

I said nothing, just stared at Herbert; maybe I lifted my eyebrow slightly.

Herbert took this silence as some kind of arch comment, an insight so enormous I could not deign to constrain it inside a few miserable words, so that while I was thinking nothing he believed I was thinking everything. He stared and bristled, then grinned at me and stammered, "No." Herbert often uttered this single word when he had stumbled across something he dearly hoped was true.

"Yes," was my obligatory reply. If I'd had my drink I would have sipped from it, but the drinks were still unmade.

"No." We searched the room for Tristan, but he was nowhere in sight.

"Probably." Someone kept tapping at the window with an umbrella, an older woman in Gore-Tex balaclava and rain parka, beckoning to her mukluked companion (parked at a table behind me) who responded in mime, Come in come in. Why should no one in the bar be allowed to hear the halfhearted invitation she was so obviously mouthing? Her friend shuffled to the doorway and brought half the afternoon's storm in with her, rain and leaves and lightning and such adhering to her billowing yards of weatherproof fabric. Herbert and I ducked down beneath curtain level and continued with our speculations. "Yes. He prefers boys, you can tell."

"No, I
can't
tell, which is what is so agonizing. He hasn't given me a clue one way or another."

"That is exactly what I mean. It's an obvious sign."

"You mean his failure to put me off?"

"No. He's put you off repeatedly. He puts you off every time we come in here."

"No."

"Yes. He just never does it by mentioning girlfriends or all that. If he was—you know—'normal,' he would have said so ages ago. He obviously likes boys."

"But he finds me repulsive?"

"An old, leering drunk."

"No."

"Yes."

"But he's always so chatty, serving the drinks and taking the tip and all."

"He's the waiter."

"Well, sometimes when I come in alone, I mean without
you
, in midafternoon when it's not very busy and poor Tristan isn't bombarded with all this work, he has gotten very, very flirty with me."

"Mmm." Suddenly he was at our table.

We looked up as this blessed angel lifted our drinks from his tray. (A small twinge here tells me it is demeaning and wrong to have condemned anyone, even one so incidental as our waiter, Tristan—though let me point out that he later, in fact, became Herbert's intern, excelled at courting collectors of all persuasions, was hired away by a famous art center in Minneapolis and then a museum in New York, where he has now become the golden boy of contemporary art curating, exactly as Herbert predicted and despite being just as stupid and poorly educated as I had suspected he was, a fitting poster child for America's fantastically undiscriminating upward mobility, where anyone with minimal beauty, a pleas
ing ignorance, and intitiative can rise to any height—to condemn him, that is to say, to the tired idealizations of romantics and colonialists [angels, sylphs, savages, and the like], such as have been routinely inflicted on women and other exotics, like children. Too bad. Herbert and I gave Tristan a gift when we elevated him to such heights, especially considering that the alternative was a life of dull, respectful sobriety and caution so boring we all might as well have been dead.)

"Scotch neat," our servile Eros mumbled as he set Herbert's drink in front of him.

"The usual," Herbert answered brightly, smiling at the boy.

"Uh-huh, whatever. And a gin and tonic here for your, uh, partner in crime." This absentminded aside sent a jolt of electricity through both of us, lifting Herbert's eyebrows as he stared at me across the drinks, silent, until the boy wandered off with his enormous tip (40 or 50 percent, whatever change was left on the tray).

"Partner in crime, did you hear that?" Herbert asked rhetorically, because of course I'd heard it. It was all either of us had heard. "He is such a tease."

"He probably thinks we're boyfriends."

"Don't be idiotic."

Tristan shuffled out of view—my view, in any case. Herbert kept his marksman's stare fixed just to the right of my face, beyond which the boy, to judge by the sound of what I could not see, was adjudicating a dispute between the two lady customers (one still unwrapping) and a wonderfully tall Nigerian "croupier" who, in the lilting British tones of a public-school boy, had ridiculed the ladies' objections to "an awful lot of indoor smoking." Shackles routinely allowed what state law evidently forbade. Tristan offered them a table near to ours (no smoke here), still behind me, and they took it. I could feel the weather arriving with the coats. I slouched a little closer to my drink so Herbert could see better.

"I wasn't being idiotic. We certainly look as though we're married."

"Mmm, that's a thought, not a pretty one." Herbert sipped his drink and continued his surveillence.

"
You're
handsome. Everyone says so." This drew a brief glance and a smile.

"Well, it's not true. I look like a doll whose head has been chewed on by a rat." In fact the description was a good one." 'Gnawed Doll's Head,' like some sort of Swedish porn star. You look that way too."

"Hmm, really?"

"Yes. Hank says we're practically identical.
We
would have handsome children, all sculpted and chewed upon."

"Would you have sex with our son?" I asked. "I mean, if we had one?" Herbert grimaced, as though his drink were bad. Tristan appeared beside us, and the grimace became a leering, amplified smile.

"We were just discussing you," Herbert announced, ignoring my question. "I mean the work you'll be doing for the museum."

"Hmm." Tristan might have been amused. At the very least he was cheerful.

"It looks fairly certain I can get you credit for that Stein project."

"Oh, right, the Stein project." Tristan squatted by our table and smiled. (I know for a fact Herbert was making this up. Tristan had been carrying a copy of Gertrude Stein's
Three Lives
one evening when we were drinking, and Herbert managed to turn this assigned text into Tristan's metier simply by prolonged badgering of the boy, plus Herbert's poor memory and fulsome imagination.)

"I mean in addition to the stipend. But you're going to have to start this—what is it you have here?—this term, or semester."

"Block." We both stared at the boy. "You know, seven blocks, five interims, plus the optional summer block?"

"Right. This block, which must be coming up soon, since there are so many of them. The work can go on however long you like, but we need to get started on it very soon." The boy's absent, cheerful face gave no clue what he was thinking. He might have been a genius or the victim of some experimental surgery. "You
did
tell me you were a big—what was it, fan—of Gertrude Stein, didn't you?"

"Oh, yeah." He perked up at her mention. "Big-time fan."

"Well, this is your chance to put that expertise to work—I mean, not much work, it's really very easy, but your enthusiasm for Stein will be an asset."

"Terrific."

"I have a sheaf of family letters, amazing stuff, mostly from her nephew and sister-in-law, which are just a joy to read."

"It sounds completely fascinating."

"Was he gay?" I interrupted, hoping to steer us, at last, toward the shoals of the Tristan question.

" '
He'
? Who 'he'?" Herbert's sour tone and grimace swatted at me, like hands chasing away some buzzing insect. "Gertrude Stein was gay, everyone knows that. You don't mean 'she,' do you?"

"
He
. "I strained. "The nephew."

"Oh, I don't know. He was certainly miserable enough." Herbert turned his very broad and cold shoulder toward me. "Anyway, Tristan won't be concerned with all that. He'll be too busy going after these missing drawings. We'll probably have to send someone off to Paris to get them."

"Cool." It was me, interrupting before the boy could get this word in edgewise. In fact Tristan never used the word, nor was he about to use any word, because duty had called him away. "Super cool."

"Thank you very much for frightening the boy."

"What, with the word 'gay'?"

"With your rudeness. Why do you have to make a wreck of every conversation I have with anyone else?"

"I asked one question."

"You derailed the conversation."

"The question was in earnest. I didn't even know she had a nephew."

" 'Was he gay?' What on earth does it matter?"

"I was just curious. Do you know him?"

"Do I know him? How could I know him, he's been dead for forty years. More."

"Was he cute?"

"Oh, God." Herbert left the table, and I fiddled with my glass. Outside the day had become grand and chaotic. Enormous sweeps of sun dragged down the boulevard, chasing sheets of rain (bright/ dark/bright again) and transforming into glitter windblown accumulations of trash and prized trifles, after which schoolboys scattered in their slickers and boots. There was snow at a certain elevation (not high—it obscured the carnivorous pigeons in their third-story roosts), and large hail whomped down at one point as if released from some humiliating television game-show contraption, so that everyone looked up, and by the time they looked up it was sunny again.

Spring is always so marvelous here (our city sits smack dab at the northernmost reach of the American West Coast), and it stretches from February to July. The other season is fall, which begins at the end of spring and lasts through January. At some point, every year, shortly after spring has ended and before the first gray showers of fall have come, there appear, as suddenly as sleep, two weeks of honey-warm days stretching to near-Laplandian lengths, the noontime parkland trails burnished in gold, when our hilly metropolis is
saturated with the big yellow sun—a fat baker's dozen of rich green days spent lolling on picnic blankets beside the child-strewn beach or drowsing with a book on one of the floating rafts. So sudden and delirious are these days, their memory is quickly buried under fall's gray return, alongside our more private night dreams, until the city is ambushed again the next year, when these days reemerge precisely where we had left them.