Read An Almost Perfect Thing Online
Authors: Nicole Moeller
Tags: #Literature & Fiction, #World Literature, #Humanities, #Literature, #Kidnapping, #Truth, #Ownership, #Journalism, #Media, #Story, #celebrity, #Nicole Moeller, #Thriller, #Mystery, #Public and Private
GREG takes her.
CHLOE
Within three seconds I knew how to act. Sweet. Tough. Motherly. Like a child. Smart. Silent. It was my superpower.
GREG
How would you know?
MATHEW takes her.
MATHEW
Little things. If he was swinging his arms or if they were crossed in front of him. If his hands were in fists or if he kept moving his fingers.
GREG takes her.
CHLOE
If his voice was up in his head or down in his throat. The direction of his eyebrows ifâ
MATHEW takes her.
MATHEW
âhis mouth was twitching. If he kept tugging on his shirt or touching his hair.
GREG takes her.
CHLOE
Everything says something. You have to have senses like an animal.
MATHEW takes her.
MATHEW
It would be nice to have you up here more.
CHLOE
Really? Mathew, are you for real? I'd do anything.
MATHEW
I'd be watching you all the time. And you'd have to earn it. Do choresâ
GREG takes her.
CHLOE
I did lots of cleaning. Cooking. I'm a good cook. On special occasions I madeâ
GREG
Special occasions?
CHLOE
Birthdays, Christmas, Easter⦠special occasions.
GREG
Would he buy you gifts?
MATHEW takes her.
MATHEW
If you're bad, if you try anything when I have you up here, what should I do? Say it. If I try to runâ¦
CHLOE
If I try to run⦠you should lock me up again. And never let me back up. For the rest of my life.
MATHEW
I have your permission?
CHLOE
Totally.
Beat.
Now how often can I come up?
GREG takes her.
It was once a week at first. Then it was more. Then more.
GREG
Did he tie you up? Have a gun?
CHLOE
No.
GREG
Did you try to escape?
CHLOE
You'd think. But I had to be careful. You get upstairs and it's like you'll do anything not to lose the privilege. 'Cause it's almost like you're a normal person, right? Being out was like, I don't know, being in heaven. Can we go out like this more often?
GREG
Sure. Maybe. Like toâ
CHLOE
Wherever you want. Whenever. I'll do anything.
(to the audience)
My heart beats faster and faster.
MATHEW takes her. To audience.
MATHEW
As she clings to me.
GREG takes her.
CHLOE
He holds me.
GREG
They gather to watch us.
MATHEW starts to take her. She's between the two men. Music ends.
GREG/MAT
Thank you.
To audience.
CHLOE
On the way outâ
MATHEW
The way downâ
GREG
Someone takes our picture. One last shot.
MATHEW
She gives me a hug.
CHLOE
He kisses my hand.
MATHEW
I don't force her.
CHLOE
He just does it.
GREG
They just want to.
MATHEW
I think about all of itâ¦
CHLOE
His hand on my back. Walking me around the room.
MATHEW
The sun on her face. She looked older somehow.
GREG
People fighting to talk to me. Me. I didn't know I'd feel soâ
CHLOE
Needed.
GREG
Wanted.
MATHEW
Loved.
(to CHLOE)
Wait. Before you go to sleepâ
Tell me you love me. Please. Now. Right now. Tell me.
CHLOE
Will you let me upstairs tomorrow morning? And then again at night?
MATHEW
Okay.
CHLOE
I love you. I love you so much.
GREG
Wait. Before you goâ
I know I said tonight was off the record. But⦠you'd be okay with me using what you said. Right?
CHLOE
Will you take me to a movie some time? And we can go for supper first? Like friends?
GREG
Uh⦠sure.
CHLOE
You can use whatever you want. Night, Greg.
SCENE THREE
Shift. To the audience.
CHLOE
The night wasâ
MATHEW
âalmostâ
GREG
âperfect. I feltâ
CHLOE
âalmostâ
MATHEW
ânormal.
CHLOE
I don't want this to end.
MATHEW
How is this going to work? Her upstairs.
GREG
I can't mess this up. There's only four left. Go over everything she said.
MATHEW
Make a checklist of the entire house.
GREG
Starving herself to get upstairs.
MATHEW
Key locks on the windows.
CHLOE
Maybe we can start a new project when it's done.
MATHEW
Take out all heavy or sharp objects.
GREG
Cooking, cleaning, celebrating.
CHLOE
He doesn't have anyone else.
MATHEW
A schedule for when she's upstairs and when she's down. Practise drills for when someone comes to the door.
GREG
She says she wasn't tied up.
MATHEW
Get new clothes, a haircut.
GREG
No gun to her head.
MATHEW
I have to look good. Presentable. For her.
GREG
But that doesn't make sense.
CHLOE
I want us to be more than friends.
GREG
She has to be lying.
CHLOE
I want us to beâ
MATHEW
I want her to look at me likeâ
GREG
And if that's the caseâ
CHLOE
Boyfriend and girlfriend.
GREG
How do I get to the real story?
CHLOE
How do I do that?
MATHEW
I fall asleep dreaming aboutâ
CHLOE
What it's going to be like.
GREG
I wake up at 8 a.m. to the sound of my phone ringing. Our nation's biggest magazine. They want to set up an interview. They want to do a story on me. My life, my interests, my opinions. Me. The Man Behind the Girl.
CHLOE
(imitating radio host)
"Our phone lines are open. Tell us what you think."
I wake up to the sound of angry voices on the radio.
(imitating public)
"I was okay with it when she was still screwed up or whatever, but now that we know she's going out every night? The secrecy is totally not acceptable."
GREG
I'm at the Starbucks before work when I hear the woman say it. I look to see what she's talking about. On the front page⦠A huge picture. Me and her. At the gala. The entire front page.
CHLOE
Caller after caller.
GREG
(imitating public)
"What are the police doing? At least this writer is trying different ways to get her to talk."
CHLOE
That's not why Greg took me. He wanted to take me.
GREG
(imitating public)
"Who cares about the details? We still don't know who it is."
Beat.
Doesn't matter how much you give them. All they want is him.
SCENE FOUR
Shift. GREG's condo, MATHEW's house.
CHLOE
(to audience)
He wants to see me more often.
MATHEW
(to audience)
Each month I let her up a little more.
CHLOE
(to audience)
Two or three times a week.
GREG
(to audience)
I ask her more about being upstairs. Trying to get something. Some truth into what he did to keep her there.
MATHEW speaks to audience and CHLOE speaks to GREG, unless otherwise indicated.
MATHEW
Each time she's upstairs I give her a little more responsibility. So she can take ownership. Like it's her house.
CHLOE
I gave him shopping lists every week.
(to MATHEW)
You can't forget vitamins this time. You don't want us to get sick, do you?
MATHEW
She takes care of me. It gives her purpose. Purpose keeps people happy.
CHLOE
I kept him happy by making us like a family. That was all he wanted.
MATHEW
I give her whatever she wants.
CHLOE
The more he thought I considered him like a dad, the more comfortable he thought I was.
MATHEW
Give her what she wants, the more comfortable she'll be.
CHLOE
The more comfortable he thought I was, the less he watched me upstairs.
MATHEW
The more comfortable she is, the scarier it is "out there."
CHLOE
The less he watched me, the better my chances of getting out.
MATHEW
The scarier it is "out there," the more she wants to be with me.
CHLOE
Get it? I wasâ
MATHEW
I amâ
MAT
/CHLOE
â
in control.
CHLOE
Get it?
Beat.
GREG
(to CHLOE)
The better your chances of getting out? But it was six yearsâ
CHLOE
I had to wait for the perfect moment.
To the audience.
GREG
And that's the only explanation she'll give. So I write it in a way that people will read between the lines, understand that obviously things were worse than she's letting on. The violence, the sex, the abuse, it's all coming. A girl who controls her kidnapper, who walks free, who tries to make him happy, like a family? Surely they'll see through that, right?
Wrong.
CHLOE
He writes about my tricks to get upstairs. To stay upstairs. How I was in control of Mathew. How I made Mathew give me whatever I wanted. He shows how strong I was. It's inspiring. Perfect.
Almost.
GREG
All they read isâ
(imitating public)
"Upstairs?"
CHLOE
(imitating public)
"She was upstairs?"
GREG
(imitating public)
"Would just tell him what she wanted."
CHLOE
(imitating public)
"Controlled him."
GREG
(imitating public)
"Doesn't sound all that bad."
CHLOE
(imitating public)
"No wonder she didn't want to come home."
GREG
People are turning on her.
CHLOE
People are stupid.
GREG
Soon they're going to turn on me.
CHLOE
They're not even trying to understand.
GREG
The police are questioning me again, turning up the pressure, so I have to turn up the pressure on her. If she's not going to give me the real story then maybe I need to change my focus. If I can get enough information from her, enough details, then realistically⦠I could just find him myself. Imagine that⦠if I found him myselfâ¦
(to CHLOE)
What kind of job did he have?
GREG and MATHEW are both speaking to CHLOE. CHLOE is speaking to GREG.
MATHEW
How are we going to celebrate my day off?
CHLOE
Labour. But it was creative.
MATHEW
I don't want to waste it. We have to have fun.
GREG
What about fun?
CHLOE
Checkers. Hearts.
MATHEW
There's that new card game you like so much. Or we could readâ
GREG
What kind of books did he like?
MATHEW
âyour new mystery book.
CHLOE
He loved the way his heart beat when he didn't know how it was gonna end.
GREG
The adrenalin rush. My favourite. So would he go to the library or bookstores?
CHLOE
Both. He liked used bookstores.
GREG
So games, readingâ
CHLOE
I worked hard to keep him entertained. So his mind didn'tâ¦
GREG
Didn't?
MATHEW
Did I tell you that the neighbour's stupid kid was in the yard again this morning? Said he was getting his ball. He's spying. Probably putting up cameras. He's never seen you, has he? You're not working with him, are you? Because if you're working with himâ
GREG
So his mind didn't what?
CHLOE
I just mean⦠entertain him. Keep him happy. Get what I want.
GREG
Right.
To audience.
CHLOE
Each time I see Greg he's more obsessed with Mathew.
GREG
Each time I see her, I ask more about him.
CHLOE
His likes, his dislikes.
GREG
His hobbies. Everything. The more she thinks I'm interested in him, the more she thinks I sympathize with him. The more she thinks I sympathize with him, the more she trusts me.
CHLOE
The more information I give him, the more he understands.
GREG
The more she trusts me, the more she tells me. The more she tells me, the more clues I get.
CHLOE
The more he understands, the more he gets the readers to understand.
GREG
The more clues I get, the closer I get to finding him. Even though I know it's crazy⦠I start hunting.
CHLOE
(to GREG)
What's going to happen after this?
GREG
(to CHLOE)
What do you mean?
(to audience)
I spend hours driving around to used bookstores. Every single one in the city.
CHLOE
Like, when the articles are done?
GREG
I don't know. Maybe you'll go to university. Is that what you want?
(to audience)
I question the cashiers about their regular customers. I look into the eyes of every man in every bookstore, wondering if it's him.
CHLOE
I mean, like, are we gonna keep working together?
GREG
What would we do?
(to audience)
I even followed one guy home.
CHLOE
Maybe we could write a book together. Like you talked about before. In the beginning.
GREG
Sure. Whatever.