Read An Honorable Thief Online
Authors: Anne Gracie
It was difficult to see the scoundrel. There was only the occasional flickering of movement against the grey stone of the house, the faint scrap of a foot on a slate tile. Then a shadow moved swiftly and lightly along the roof that ran along the back part of the house and for a moment, the scoundrel's silhouette was clearly visible in the soft golden glow the gas lanterns cast against the night sky.
Hugo frowned at the silhouette; it was strange and yet somehow familiar. The intruder wore loose baggy clothing, shapeless pants and a baggy tunic. He wore some sort of cap on his head, and something flapped against his back. An elusive thread of memory twitched in Hugo's mind, but he was entirely focussed on the thief s actions and did not pursue the thought.
The thief leapt lightly off the roof and landed cat-footed, on all fours, balanced on the high stone wall which surrounded Pennington House. He swung his legs over the wall and prepared to drop down.
Hugo raced to intercept him. Just as the thief hit the ground, he threw himself forward in a tackle, catching the thief around the legs.
"Aiee-ya!" The thief kicked out, hard, breaking Hugo's hold.
"Oof!" Hugo, winded, but determined, grabbed again at the intruder. They rolled on the filthy cobblestones and as he clutched at the loose baggy clothing, he caught a whiff of a scent: strong, foreign, familiar.
The thief was wearing a black skull-cap pulled down over his head and dark muffler wrapped around the lower part of his face. All Hugo could see were his eyes, glinting fiercely in the gaslight. He caught hold of a skinny arm and
—
"Aiee-ya!" It was as if a blunt axe had landed on his wrist. Hugo swore and let go, and in a flash the thief pulled free, rolled away from him on the cobblestones and raced
swiftly along the alley. A long black pigtail bounced lightly against his back as he ran.
Hugo scrambled to his feet and gave chase.
As he rounded a corner there was a flurry of hooves. He threw himself against a wall as a brown horse bore down on him, a small figure clinging nimbly to its back. Horse and rider passed under the gaslight and Hugo gasped in surprise.
The thief was a Chinaman. The cry he had used was peculiarly Chinese. Hugo had heard coolies use it abroad. He'd not expected to hear it in London. And the clothes were unmistakable
—the typical loose baggy dark indigo pants and tunic, a round black embroidered cap and most obvious of all, the long black pigtail hanging down the length of the thief s back, bouncing and flying as the horse rounded a corner and disappeared.
Of course! No wonder the silhouette had looked odd and yet familiar. And that was where he'd smelt that scent be-
—in a Chinese joss house! It was some kind of incense, sandalwood perhaps.
But good God! What would a Chinaman want with the secrets of an English Government member?
Panting slightly, rubbing his sore wrist and feeling rather foolish for having been bested by a man so much smaller and lighter than himself, Hugo limped back to the front door of Pennington House and braced himself to rouse the household.
He glanced up at the gas lamps at the front of the house. They were supposed to reduce crime in London; all they'd done was make it more difficult for him. The scarf had hidden most of the rascal's face, but those damned gas-lamps distorted everything. He'd caught a glimpse of the thief s eyes
—but in them he'd seen only the reflected blue flames of the gaslight and whoever had heard of a blue-eyed Chinaman!
He gripped the knocker and pounded on the Penningtons' front door.
"Miserable blinkin' weather. I'd forgotten about the miserable blinkin' weather. That's London for you!"
Kit glanced at the sour countenance of her maid, who was peering gloomily out of the window.
"Rain, rain all the blinkin' time
—and then, when it does finally stop, what do you get?—blinkin' fog! However did I stand it when I was young?"
Kit tried not to smile. "Never mind, Maggie dear, we need not stay here forever, you know."
Maggie snorted and picked up the woollen stocking she had been darning. "You can't gull me, Miss Mischief. You've always hankered after a home of your own, and now we're finally home in England
—''
"But that's just it, Maggie," Kit interrupted, frowning. "I'm not home. I wasn't even born in England. I don't belong here, any more than
—"
"What do you mean, you're not home? O' course you're home!"
Kit smiled a little ruefully. "No. I'm not. I have no family here
—no family anywhere. I'm living amongst strangers here, just as I always have."
"Nonsense! No family? What about your auntie? Miss Rose is
—"
Kit blinked in surprise. "Maggie, I thought you realised."
Maggie frowned. “Realised what?''
Kit pulled a wry face. "Rose is no aunt of mine. Papa had no kin. She is
—or was—one of Papa's
friends.
You've met a dozen of my 'aunts' before."
Maggie frowned. "I dunno, Miss Kit, Miss Rose doesn't seem like one of those types. Your pa was always interested in more, more..."
Kit smiled. "More glamorous females? Yes, but it has been more than twenty years since he last saw Rose. Much can change in that time and Rose may well have been quite a dasher in her youth
—"
Maggie stopped her with an emphatic gesture. "We'll not discuss your pa and his hussies. Scandalous, it was!" She lifted a long white frock in delicate muslin and carefully laid it on the bed. Come on, missie, let's have you into this." Tossing the gown over Kit's freshly coiffed head, she turned her around, twitching the fabric into place, examining every inch of her critically. Her eyes softened at the sight of the young woman's flushed cheeks and sparkling eyes.
"You're enjoying this, ain't you, Miss Kit?"
Kit blushed and looked a little self-conscious. "Yes, Maggie. I never dreamed it would be such fun to be a young girl again. To have nothing more to worry about than what to wear and who to dance with. And Miss Singleton is so very kind. I do not care what she may have done in the past I have not experienced such kindness in..." She sighed. shook her head and drew on her gloves briskly. It is very agreeable."
Maggie looked at her searchingly. "You don't think you might like to take the opportunity to get yourself a husband, lovie?"
Kit shook her head firmly. "It's not what I came here to do."
"Yes, but
—"
“No, Maggie. I am here under false pretences. I couldn't possibly deceive any man into offering for me. It is one thing for a man to offer for Miss Singleton's poverty-stricken long-lost niece
—though money seems to be so important here that I cannot imagine anyone doing such a thing. But to offer for a poverty-stricken unknown adventuress daughter of Miss Singleton's former—" She broke
off hurriedly. "Well! That's a very different matter, at any rate. Any man knowing my true background is more likely to offer me a
carte blanche
than a ring, and you know I wouldn't accept that."
"I should hope not, indeed!"
Kit laughed. "Yes, Maggie dearest, your stuffy strait-lacing has certainly rubbed off on me." She caught Maggie's look and amended her statement. "Well, in most areas, at least. I cannot be expected to have inherited nothing at all from Papa, now can I?" She planted a light kiss on her maid's rosy cheek.
Maggie bridled in pleased disapproval. "Oh, get away with you, Miss Baggage! I don't approve and you know it
—and I hope I know better than to try to change your mind after all these years, so dratted stubborn you can be— but you do know they hang people here, Miss Kit. Or transport them."
"Yes, and they chopped people's heads and hands off in China, but I still have both my bits, don't I?" said Kit. "You need not worry," she added soothingly. "It is only a small commission from Papa, and not at all dangerous."
Maggie snorted. "Don't try to gammon me, Miss Kit. I wish you'd just forget whatever it is your pa asked you to do. He never was careful enough of your welfare. Can you not forget all that nonsense now His Nibs has passed on?"
"Nonsense? Family honour is not nonsense," said Kit. "In any case," she added hurriedly, having almost forgotten her resolve to keep Maggie ignorant of her doings, “I have no idea what you are talking about. I am merely preparing to attend a ball. Now
—"
Maggie sniffed. "Won't break a promise, will you? And he knew it, drat the man!" she added under her breath. "I'll say no more, for I was never one to waste breath in trying to change what can't be changed."
"Yes, and we must hurry, or I shall be late for this ball.
Now, where is that shawl, the embroidered gauze one? I have a mind it will go perfectly with this gown."
Grumbling under her breath, Maggie fetched the embroidered white-on-white gauze shawl and draped it carefully around her mistress's shoulders. She stood back, examined Kit with a critical eye, and sighed heavily. "Aye, 'tis bonny you look, right enough, though I wish you'd wear something other than white. It does bring out that dratted brown colour in your skin."
Kit laughed. "Oh, pooh! I am no longer brown at all
— in fact, I think I look sadly pale. But there, that is the fashion, I suppose. And my gown must be white, dearest Maggie. I am supposed to be a girl just emerged from the schoolroom—naturally I must wear white."
She ignored the maid's snort and searchingly examined her face in the looking glass. “I do look like a young girl, do I not, Maggie? My twenty years do not show too much, do they?"
"No, Miss Kit. T'aint natural," the maid said gloomily. "You
look barely eighteen
—even younger when you
"Good,'' said her mistress briskly. "I must remember to smile more often then. Now hand me my cloak, if you please, or I will keep this new 'aunt' of mine waiting in the hallway, and that would never do."
Kit hurried down the stairs. She found Aunt Rose patiently waiting in the hallway below.
"Ah, there you are, dear," called Rose. "I hope that cloak you are wearing is warmer than it looks. The evening is chillier than I expected and, you know, that mausoleum of Fanny Parsons's is as cold as a tomb, and she never heats it properly. I blame that husband of hers," she added darkly. "The Parsons have always been shocking pinch-pennies, but he is by far the worst of them. I have had to put on three petticoats
—three!—and I am sure I shall still
catch a chill." She shivered and hugged a slightly tatty fur cloak around her.
Kit could not help smiling down at the middle-aged woman as she descended the stairs. It was a little cool, but to hear her speak, one would think it about to snow.
"Aunt Rose' was slender, almost wraithlike, with a pale, faded sort of prettiness about her
—rather different to the bold good looks her father had favoured in women. And, far from being fashionable, she was generally dressed rather dowdily and, being so susceptible to drafts, always with a great many scarves and shawls trailing about her person.
And yet, despite the faded looks, despite the dowdy clothes and the vagueness, there was a definite sort of something about Rose Singleton, a certain unconscious air of
ton
that even the best looking and most fashionably dressed of her father's other female friends had lacked.
Kit supposed that this was why her father had chosen to send her to Rose Singleton instead of anyone else. The surprise was that Miss Singleton had agreed to take her. In fact, she must still have harboured some warm feeling towards Kit's father, for she had embraced Kit on her arrival in England quite as if she really were her long-lost niece.
"Ah, you are wearing pearls, my love. Very suitable," said Rose. "I must remember to compliment your maid. So many girls in your position would be quite unable to resist the temptation to drape themselves with stones until they look exactly like a chandelier and I do so think diamonds are unsuited to a young girl. Pretty, of course, but so hard. Pearls, now, are much more suitable for an
ingenue.
'
"Diamonds, Aunt? There is no danger of me wearing diamonds, I assure you!" Kit could not help the choke of laughter that escaped her. Diamonds! It had been as much as Kit could manage to purchase one set of good quality fake pearls before her arrival in England. Diamonds, even paste ones, were beyond her budget.
Miss Singleton looked her over approvingly. "Yes, my dear. Very wise of you. One would not wish to appear vulgar."
"No, Aunt Rose," said Kit demurely. What on earth did she mean,
girls in your position!
A vague allusion to her imposture? If so, it would be a first. Rose Singleton could be quite determinedly vague at times, particularly when it came to avoiding subjects she did not wish to discuss. But she had been so kind and generous, Kit would not for the world distress her by referring to anything the lady wished to avoid.
She assisted the footmen to hand Rose into the coach, tuck a fur rug around her and adjust the heated bricks under her feet and then sat back, agreeably warm herself, while the coach rumbled over the cobblestones. She had learned to enjoy small pleasures while she had them.
Outside, the night was clear and bright. The coach pulled up outside the Parsonses' town house, a grand old building, a little on the fantastical side and much embellished with Corinthian columns and odd Gothic gargoyles. It was lit, not only by gas lamps, but by flaming brands held aloft by liveried men.