Authors: Kim Newman
So, this ash-faced creature was coven master of New York. Johnny had seen Andy Warhol before, here and at the Mudd Club, and knew who he was, the man who painted soup cans and made the dirty movies. He hadn’t known Warhol was a vampire, but now it was pointed out, it seemed obvious. What else could such a person be?
Warhol was not an elder but he was unreadable, beyond Johnny’s experience. He would have to be careful, to pay proper homage to this master. It would not do to excite the enmity of the city’s few other vampires; at least, not yet. Warhol’s woman - consort? mistress? slave? -was intriguing, too. She danced on the edge of hostility, radiating prickly suspicion, but he had a hook of a kind in her too. Born to follow, she would trot after him as faithfully as she followed her artist master. He had met her kind before, stranded out of their time, trying to make a way in the world rather than reshape it to suit themselves. It would not do to underestimate her.
‘Gee,’ Warhol said, ‘you must come to the Factory. There are things you could do.’
Johnny didn’t doubt it.
Steve made a sign and a photographer appeared. Johnny noticed Penelope edging out of shot just before the flash went off. Andy, Steve and Johnny were caught in the bleached corner. Steve, grinning with his fresh teeth.
‘Say, Johnny,’ Steve said, ‘we will show up, won’t we? I mean, I’ve still got my image.’
Johnny shrugged. He had no idea whether the drac suck Steve had taken earlier would affect his reflection. That had as much to do with Nancy as him. Andy had an image, though. Bloodline - go figure.
‘Wait and see what develops,’ Johnny said.
‘If that’s the way it has to be, that’s the way it is.’
It didn’t do to think too hard about what Americans said.
‘Gee,’ mused Andy, ‘that’s, uh, fa-antastic, that’s a thought.’
Within months, Johnny would rule this city.
He fed often, less for sustenance than for business. This one, seized just before sunrise, was the last of three taken throughout a single April night. He had waylaid the Greek girl, a seamstress in the garment district, on her way to a long day’s work. She was too terrified to make a sound as Johnny ripped into her throat. Blood poured into his gaping mouth, and he swallowed. He fed his lust, his need. It wasn’t just blood, it was money.
The girl, dragged off the street into an alley, had huge, startled eyes. Her ghost was in him as he bled her. She was called Thana, Death. The name stuck in his craw, clogging the lizard stem of his brain that always came alive as he fed. She should have been called Zoë, Life. Was something wrong with her blood? She had no drugs, no disease, no madness. She started to fight him, mentally. The girl knew about her ghost, could struggle with him on a plane beyond the physical. Her unexpected skill shocked him.
He broke the bloody communion and dropped her onto some cardboard boxes. He was exhilarated and terrified. Thana’s ghost snapped out of his mind and fell back into her. She sobbed soundlessly, mouth agape.
‘Death,’ he said, exorcising her.
Her blood made him full to the point of bursting. The swollen veins around his mouth and neck throbbed like painful erections. Just after a big feed, he was unattractively jowly, turgid sacs under his jawline, purplish flush to his cheeks and chest. He couldn’t completely close his mouth, crowded as it was with blocky, jagged fangs.
He thought about wasting Thana, fulfilling the prophecy of her name.
No. He must not kill while feeding. Johnny was taking more victims but drinking less from each, holding back from killing. If people had to be killed, he’d do it without taking blood, much as it went against the Father’s warrior instinct that subjugation of the vanquished should be commemorated at least by a mouthful of hot blood. This was America and things were different.
Who’d have thought there’d be such a fuss about Nancy and Sid? He was surprised by the extensive news coverage of another drab death at the Chelsea. Sid, a slave who could never finger Johnny without burning out his brain completely, was charged with murder. Out on bail, he was remanded back to jail for bottling Patti Smith’s brother. On Rikers Island, he found out ‘punk’ had another meaning in prison.
Kicked loose again, he had turned up dead of an overdose, with a suntan that struck witnesses as being unusual for February. It was either down to the political situation in Iran or Johnny’s own enterprise: in the weeks Sid was locked up and kicking, heroin had become infinitely purer, perhaps thanks to Persians getting their money out in drugs, perhaps dealers competing with drac. Because Sid was well known, the ragged end of his life was picked apart by a continuing police investigation. Loose ends could turn up; someone like Rockets Redglare, who had dealt in Room 100, might remember seeing Sid and Nancy with a vampire on the night of the killing. Johnny had no idea a singer who couldn’t sing would be so famous. Even Andy was impressed by the headlines, and wondered whether he should do a Sid picture to catch the moment.
He knelt by Thana, holding her scarf to her throat wound. He took her hand and put it up to the makeshift dressing, indicating where she should press. In her hating eyes, he had no reflection. To her, he was nothing.
Fine.
Johnny left the girl and looked for a cab.
He had a penthouse apartment now, rent paid in cash every month, at the Bramford, a Victorian brownstone of some reputation. A good address was important. He needed somewhere to keep his clothes and a coffin lined with Transylvanian dirt. At heart, Johnny was a traditionalist. Andy was the same, prizing American antique furniture - American antique, hah! - and art deco bric-a-brac, filling his town house with the prizes of the past while throwing out the art of the future in his Factory
Johnny had over $11.5 million in several accounts, and cash stashes in safe deposit boxes all over the city. He intended to pay income taxes on some of it, quite soon. In a moment of candour, he had discussed his business with the Churchward woman. She was the only vampire of real experience in the city, besides Andy.
Open about so much, Andy was closemouthed about business and blood. He clammed shut when asked about feeding, though Johnny guessed he took nips from all his assistants. He talked a lot about how much money he made from art, but was vague about what he did with it.
Johnny and Penelope couldn’t decide whether what Johnny did was against the law or not. But while selling his own blood was a legal grey area, assault and murder weren’t. He was reluctant to relinquish those tools entirely, but accepted that standards of behaviour in America were ostensibly different from those of his European backwater homeland. It wasn’t that assault and murder were less common here than in Romania, but the authorities made more noise about it.
Those like Thana, left alive after his caresses, might argue that his powers of fascination constituted coercion, that he had perpetrated upon them a form of rape or robbery. Statutes against organ-snatching might even be applicable. Penelope said that soon it wouldn’t be safe to pick up a Mr Goodbar and suck him silly without getting a signature on a consent form.
The first real attempt to destroy him had come not from the church or the law, but from criminals. He was cutting into their smack and coke action. A couple of oddly dressed black men came for him with silver razors. The iron of the Father rose up within him and he killed them both, shredding their clothes and faces to make a point. He found out their names from the
Daily Bugle,
Youngblood Priest and Tommy Gibbs. He wondered if the black men he had seen outside the Chelsea on the night he met Andy were in with that Harlem crowd. He had glimpsed them again, several times, singly and as a pair. They were virtual twins, though one was further into the dark than the other. The knifeman’s partner packed a crossbow under his coat. They would not be so easy to face down.
The Mott Street Triads had found a vampire of their own - one of those hopping Mandarins, bound by prayers pasted to his forehead - and tried feeding and milking him, cooking their own drac. Markedly inferior, their product was exhausted within a month, an entire body gone to dust and sold on the street. Soon, such
nosferatu
slaves, captured and used up fast, would be common. Other vampires would sell their own drac, in America or their homelands. If the craze could take off in New York, then it would eventually spread everywhere.
Johnny had repeatedly turned down offers of ‘partnership’ from the established suppliers of drugs. A cash payment of $6 million to the Prizzi family eliminated most of the hassle his people had been getting on the street. The Harlem rogues were off his case. He could pass for Italian, which meant he was to be respected for the moment. Mafia elders like Corrado Prizzi were men of rough honour; younger wiseguys like John Gotti and Frank White, on the rise even as the dons were fading, were of a different stripe. Gotti, or someone like him, would eventually move into drac. By then, Johnny intended to be retired and in another city.
The cops were interested. He had spotted them at once, casually loitering around crime scenes, chatting with dazed witnesses, giving penetrating stares. He had them marked down: the bogus hippie with the woolly vest, the completely bald man with the good suit, the maniac driver in the battered porkpie hat. Like the Father, he knew when to be careful, when to be daring. The police meant nothing in this land. They didn’t even have silver bullets, like
Securitate
in the Old Country.
His own children - the dhampires - were busy. With his blood in them, they changed for a while. The first few times, they just relished the new senses, the feel of fangs in their mouths, the quickening of reflexes. Then, red thirst pricked. They needed to assuage it, before the suck wore off.
Apparently, the biting had started in the semi-underground gay clubs, among the leather-and-chains community. Johnny guessed one of the Studio 54 bouncers was the fountainhead. Both Burns and Stu were denizens of those cruising places. Within a few months, the biting had got out of hand. Every week, there were deaths, as dhampires lost control during the red rush, took too much from their lovers of the moment.
The money, however, kept coming in.
In the lobby, already brightening with dawn light, an unnerving twelve-year-old clacked together two pink perspex eggs on a string. Johnny understood he was trying to get into the
Guinness Book of Records.
The child was a holy terror, allowed to run loose by his indulgent parents and their adoring circle. More than one resident of the Bramford had expressed a desire to be around when little Adrian Woodhouse ‘got his come-uppance’, but Johnny knew it would not do to cross the boy. If you intend to live forever, do not make enemies of children.
He hurried towards the cage elevator, intent on getting out of ear-range of the aural water torture.
‘Johnny, Johnny...’
As he spun around, excess blood dizzied him. He felt it sloshing around inside. Everything was full: his stomach, his heart, his veins, his bladder, his lungs. It was practically backing up to his eyeballs.