Babylon (20 page)

   The can of beer slipped from Tatarsky’s fingers and a symbolic yellow stream traced out a dark spot on the asphalt. The feelings that flitted through his heart in the space of a second were a perfect match for the concept he’d just invented for Tuborg - except for the fact that no enlightenment ensued.

   ‘Come on,’ said Hussein, beckoning with his finger.

   For one second Tatarsky hesitated, wondering whether to make a dash for it, but he decided it would be wiser not to. As far as he could recall, Hussein’s reflex response was to regard any fast-moving object larger than a dog and smaller than a car as a target. Of course, in the time that had elapsed the influence of morphine and Sufi music could have wrought serious change in the world of his spirit, but Tatarsky wasn’t seriously tempted to test this possibility in practice.

   The trailer in which Hussein lived had hardly changed either, except that now there were thick curtains at the windows, and a green satellite dish perched on the roof. Hussein opened the door and prodded Tatarsky gently in the back.

   Inside it was half dark. A huge television was switched on, and on its screen three figures were frozen beneath the spreading branches of a tree. The image was trembling slightly - the TV was connected to a VCR set on ‘pause’. Opposite the television was a bench and sitting on it, leaning back against the wall, was a man who hadn’t shaved for a long time, wearing a crumpled club jacket with gold buttons. He gave off a mild stink. His right leg was chained to his hand with handcuffs that passed under the bench, so that his body was held in a semi-recumbent position hard to describe, reminding Tatarsky of the wow-anal position of the business-class passenger from the Korean Air ad (except that in the Korean Air ad the body was twisted so that the handcuffs were hidden). At the sight of Hussein the man twitched. Hussein took a mobile phone out of his pocket and waved it at the man chained to the bench, who shook his head, and Tatarsky noticed that his mouth was gagged with a strip of flesh-coloured sticky tape, on which someone had drawn a smile in red marker.

   ‘Pain in the ass,’ mumbled Hussein.

   He picked up the remote control from the table and pressed a button. The figures on the television stirred sluggishly into life - the VCR was working on slow play-back. Tatarsky recognised an unforgettably politically correct sequence from a Russian film set in Chechnya -
Prisoner of the Caucasus,
he thought it was called - a Russian commando in a crumpled uniform gazing uncertainly about him, two militants in national costume with blazing eyes holding him by the arms, and a third, wearing the same kind of astrakhan hat as Hussein, raising a long museum-piece of a sabre to his throat. Several close-ups followed each other in sequence on the screen - the commando’s eyes, the blade set against the tight-stretched skin (Tatarsky thought it must be a deliberate reference to Bunuel’s
Un Chien Andalou,
included for the benefit of the jury at Cannes) and then the killer pulling the sabre sharply back towards himself. Immediately the screen showed the start of the scene again: once again the killer raised his sabre to the throat of his victim. The sequence had been set in a loop. Only now did Tatarsky realise he was watching something like an advertising video being shown at an exhibition stand. Not even something like one - it actually was a promotional video: information technology had influenced Hussein too, and now he was using an image sequence to position himself in the consciousness of a client. The client was evidently very familiar with the clip and what Hussein was trying to position - he closed his eyes and his head slumped on to his chest. ‘Come on, watch it, watch it,’ said Hussein, grabbing him by the hair and turning his face towards the screen. ‘You jolly bastard. I’ll teach you how to smile…’

   The unfortunate victim moaned quietly, but because of the broad beaming smile painted on his face, Tatarsky felt nothing but irrational dislike for him.

   Hussein let go of him, straightened his astrakhan hat and turned towards Tatarsky: ‘All he has to do is make just one phone call, but he doesn’t want to. Just makes things hard on himself and everyone else. These people… How’re you doing? On a bad trip, I see?’

   ‘No,’ said Tatarsky, ‘it’s a hangover.’

   ‘Then I’ll pour you a drink,’ said Hussein.

   He went over to the safe and took out a bottle of Hennessy and a pair of none-too-clean tooth-glasses.

   ‘A welcome to my guest,’ he said as to he poured the cognac.

   Tatarsky clinked glasses with him and drank.

   ‘What are you up to nowadays?’ asked Hussein.

   ‘Working.’

   ‘Where would that be?’

   He had to say something, and something that meant Hussein couldn’t claim compensation for his withdrawal from the business. Tatarsky didn’t have any money right now. His eyes came to rest on the television screen, where death was advancing yet again. They’ll kill me like that.’ he thought, ‘and no one will even put flowers on my grave…’

   ‘So where is it then?’ Hussein asked again.

   ‘In the flower business,’ Tatarsky blurted out. ‘With the Azerbaidjanis.’

   ‘With the Azerbaidjanis?’ Hussein repeated doubtfully. ‘What Azerbaidjanis?’

   ‘With Rafik" Tatarsky replied, inspired, ‘and Eldar. We charter a plane, fly in flowers and fly out… Well, you know what. I don’t charter the plane, of course. I’m just the gopher.’

   ‘Yeah? So why couldn’t you just explain what was going on? Why’d you just drop off the keys?’

   ‘I was hitting the sauce,’ Tatarsky answered.

   Hussein thought it over. ‘I don’t know,’ he said. ‘Rowers are good business. I wouldn’t have said anything, if you’d told me man to man. But now… I’ll have to have a word with this Rafik of yours.’

   ‘He’s in Baku right now,’ said Tatarsky. ‘Eldar too.’

   The pager on his belt bleeped.

   ‘Who’s that?’ asked Hussein.

   Tatarsky glanced at the screen and saw Khanin’s number.

   ‘Just a friend of mine. He’s got nothing to do…’

   Hussein held out his hand without speaking, and Tatarsky submissively placed his pager in it. Hussein took out his phone, dialled the number and gave Tatarsky a glance filled with meaning. At the other end of the line someone picked up the receiver.

   "Allo" said Hussein, ‘who am I talking to? Khanin? How do you do, Khanin. I’m calling from the Caucasian Friendly Society. My name’s Hussein. Sorry to bother you, but we have your friend Vova here. He has a bit of a problem - he owes us money. Doesn’t know where to get it from. So he asked me to call you and see if you could help out. You’re in the flower business with him, aren’t you?’

   He winked at Tatarsky and then listened without speaking for a minute or two.

   ‘What?’ he asked, frowning. ‘Just tell me if you’re in the flower business with him or not. What’s that mean metaphorical flowers? What rose of the Persians? Which Ariosto? Who? What? Give me your friend then… Right then, I’m listening…’

   Tatarsky realised from Hussein’s expression that someone at the other end of the line had said something unthinkable.

   ‘I don’t care who you are,’ Hussein replied after a long pause. ‘Send anyone you like… Yes… Send an entire regiment of your arsehole troops on tanks. Only you’d better warn them they’re not going to find some wounded boy-scout from the White House in here, get it? What? You’ll come yourself? Come on then… Write down the address…’

   Hussein put down his phone and looked inquiringly at Tatarsky.

   ‘I told you it would be best not to,’ said Tatarsky.

   Hussein chuckled.

   ‘Worried about me? I appreciate that. But there’s no need.’

   He took two grenades out of the safe, half-straightened the whiskers on the detonators and put a grenade in each pocket. Tatarsky pretended to be looking the other way.

   Half an hour later the legendary Mercedes-6oo with dark-tinted glass drew up a few metres away from the trailer, and Tatarsky set his eye to the gap in the curtains at the window. Two men got out of the car - the first was Khanin, his suit looking crumpled and untidy, and the second was someone Tatarsky didn’t know.

   All the wow-indicators suggested he was a representative of the so-called middle class - a typical red-necked, red-faced hitman from some gang down in the Southern Port. He was wearing a black leather jacket, a heavy gold chain and track-suit trousers; but judging from the car, he represented that rare instance when a private gets himself promoted to the rank of general. He exchanged a couple of words with Khanin and came towards the door. Khanin stayed where he was.

   The door opened. The stranger lumbered into the wagon and looked first at Hussein, then at Tatarsky, then at the man chained to the bench. An expression of astonishment appeared on his face. For a second he stood there motionless, as though he couldn’t believe his eyes, then he took a step towards the prisoner, grabbed him by the hair and smashed his face twice against his knee. The prisoner tried to protect himself with his free hand, but he was too late.

   ‘So that’s where you got to, you bastard!’ the newcomer yelled, squatting down, his face turning more scarlet than ever. ‘We’ve been looking for you all over town for two weeks now. Wanted to hide, did you? Keeping out of sight, were you, you fucking merchant?’

   Tatarsky and Hussein exchanged glances.

   ‘Hey now, don’t get carried away,’ Hussein said uncertainly. ‘He’s a merchant, OK, but he’s my merchant.’

   ‘What?’ the stranger asked, letting go of the bloody head. ‘Yours? He was my merchant when you were still herding cows in the mountains.’

   ‘I didn’t herd cows in the mountains, I herded bulls,’ Hussein replied and nodded at the TV screen. ‘And bulls like you don’t bother me any more than they did. I’ll soon set a ring through your nose, better believe it.’

   ‘What did you say?’ the stranger asked with a frown, unbuttoning his jacket, where there was an interesting bulge under the left flap. ‘What ring?’

   ‘This one,’ said Hussein, taking a grenade out of his pocket. The sight of the straightened whiskers had an instant calming effect on the stranger.

   ‘This bastard owes me money,’ he said with emphasis.

   ‘Me too,’ said Hussein, putting away the grenade.

   ‘He owes me first.’

   ‘No. He owes me first.’

   ‘All right,’ said the stranger. ‘We’ll meet tomorrow to discuss it. Ten o’clock in the evening. Where?’

   ‘Just come back here.’

   ‘You’re on,’ said the stranger and jabbed his finger in Tatarsky’s direction. ‘I take the young guy. He’s one of mine.’

   Tatarsky looked inquiringly at Hussein, who smiled affectionately.

   ‘I’ve no more claims on you. Your friend here’s in the firing line now. Call round some time, as a friend. Bring some flowers. Some roses. I like them.’

   Hussein followed the two of them out on to the street, lit a cigarette and leaned back against the wall of the trailer. Tatarsky took two steps and then turned back.’

   ‘I forgot my beer,’ he said.

   ‘Go and get it,’ Hussein answered.

   Tatarsky went back into the wagon and took the last can of Tuborg from the table. The man chained to the bench moaned and raised his free hand. Tatarsky noticed the small rectangle of coloured paper in it. He took it and hastily shoved it into his pocket. The prisoner gave out a quiet groan an octave higher, dialled an invisible phone with his finger and pressed his open hand to his heart. Tatarsky nodded and went out. Hussein was still smoking on the porch and didn’t seem to have noticed anything. The stranger and Khanin were already in the car. As soon as Tatarsky got into the front seat, it moved off.

   ‘Let me introduce you,’ said Khanin. ‘Babe Tatarsky, one of our best specialists. And this’ - Khanin nodded in the direction of the stranger who was driving the car out on to the road - ‘is Wee Vova, almost your namesake. Also known as the Nietzschean.’

   ‘Ah, that’s all a load of crap,’ Wee Vova mumbled, blinking rapidly. ‘That was a long time ago.’

   ‘This man,’ Khanin continued, ‘performs an extremely important economic function. You might call him the key link in the liberal model in countries with a low annual average temperature. D’you understand at least a bit about the market economy?
’

   ‘About that much,’ Tatarsky replied, bringing his thumb and forefinger together until there was just a millimetre gap left between them.

   ‘Then you must know that in an absolutely free market by definition there must be services provided by the limiters of absolute freedom. Wee Vova here happens to be one of those limiters. In other words, he’s our protection…’

   When the car braked at a traffic light. Wee Vova raised his small expressionless eyes to look at Tatarsky. It was hard to see why he should be called ‘wee’ - he was a man of ample dimensions and advanced years. His face had the vague meat-dumpling contours of the typical bandit physiognomy, but it didn’t inspire any particular revulsion.

   He looked Tatarsky over and said: ‘So, to cut it short, tell me, you into the Russian idea?’

   Tatarsky started and his eyes gaped wide.

   ‘No,’ he said. ‘I’ve never thought about that theme.’

   ‘All the better,’ Khanin interrupted. ‘A fresh approach, as they say.’

   ‘A fresh approach to what?’ Tatarsky asked, turning to face him.

   ‘You’ve got a commission to develop a concept,’ answered Khanin.

   ‘Who from?’

   Khanin nodded in the direction of Wee Vova.

   ‘Here, take this pen and this notepad,’ he said, ‘listen carefully to what he has to say and make notes. You can use them to write it up later.’

   ‘No listening needed,’ Wee Vova blurted out. ‘It’s obvious enough. Tell me. Babe, when you’re abroad, d’you feel humiliated?’

   ‘I’ve never been abroad,’ Tatarsky confessed.

   ‘And good for you. ‘Cause if you do go you will. I tell you straight - over there they don’t reckon we’re people at all, like we’re all shit and animals. Of course, like when you’re in some Hilton or other and you rent the entire floor, they’ll all stand in line to suck your cock. But if you’re out at some buffet or socialising, they talk to you like you’re some kind of monkey. Why d’you wear such a big cross, they say, are you some kind of theologian? I’d show them some fucking theology if they was in Moscow…’