Authors: Ragtime in Simla
Someone was walking about. Walking quietly I thought at the time stealthily stopping at each of the bodies and then moving on. I thought rescuers must have arrived and tried to shout again to let them know I was alive. But whoever it was stopped dead. I shouted again and the steps came on towards me, nearer and nearer but not hurrying. Not hurrying to help. Ridiculous, but I began to be afraid. Tales of battlefields looters, mad old women who cut the throats of survivors and rob them came to me and I didnt shout again.
I just had to wait helpless, paralysed, while the steps got closer. And then someone came just into my field of vision.
Simpson paused for a moment and touched his missing left eye. This side was on top. I was lying on my right side. My spectacles were broken, lost, and all anyone looking down on me would have seen was this blind side. But I had a narrow arc of vision up to about three feet above the ground. Someone was standing beside me, looking at me but not approaching further. Standing back, you know. Not wanting to get involved, youd say. Simpson fell silent and looked from one to the other defiantly. It was the buttoned boots I saw first and the silk stockings and the dark red skirt with black fur bandings
Carter glanced at Joe in embarrassment. Simpson picked up the glance.
I warned you not to believe a word I said, he reminded them.
According to reports of the accident only three people survived yourself, a baby and Alice Conyers who is alive and well and in Simla at this moment, said Carter.
I know. I know. And thats obviously what you must believe. Simpson looked embarrassed but determined and he pressed on. But at that time I was convinced that it was Isabelle de Neuville standing by my side. When I realized it was she and not some looter I actually called out to her for help.
By name? Did you say her name?
No, I think I just called out Help! Twice. And she just walked away. Just walked away without saying a word!
Unusual behaviour!
I was devastated. And later, I was so sure Id seen Isabelle de Neuville walking about that I enquired after her. They had no clear idea of who was who for a long time of course and by then Id been carted off to Lyons but when I described a first class passenger and what she was wearing they wrote it down and checked on it. They found her body in the morgue in Beaune. Shed died instantaneously of a broken back and head injuries. There was no way in the world Madame de Neuville could have been walking about that scene of disaster! I am left with two alternatives. I was either seeing her ghost or my mind was disturbed.
Neither man hastened to deny this. It could be either, said Carter pacifically.
I was pretty badly beaten up in the war, Simpson said almost apologetically. In fact for some months after, I was, I have to say, out of it. Out of my mind. Neurasthenias the fancy label they put on it so, you see, you dont need to place any weight on my testimony. His voice was self-deprecating. No one else would dream of doing so. In fact, youre the first people Ive mentioned it to. Im sorry. Just look on it as the ramblings of a man whos had a double dose of cranial punishment.
Ive known men with neurasthenia, said Joe carefully, and mostly, theyve known the difference between that state and normality. Im guessing you do too.?? He gave Simpson a level gaze. Im guessing that youre telling us what were your actual impressions as you lay injured.
Simpson nodded. Yes, Im sure in my own mind of what I saw but is my own mind a reliable place from which to be viewing the world?
Lets assume for the moment that it is, said Joe. And lets further assume that you were not visited by an apparition. Were left with the fact that you were approached by a woman wearing Madame de Neuvilles shoes, stockings and skirt and, therefore, reasonably, as you saw no further, we must assume that you did indeed see Isabelle de Neuville and that she survived the crash.
But only one woman survived and that was Alice Conyers, objected Carter.
A terrible theory was beginning to form in Joes mind. Something Marie-Jeanne Pitiot had innocently said reinforced his theory but it was so fantastical and outrageous he tried to push it away. It came back with greater force. Reluctantly he spoke again.
There is a way to explain all this, he said. But only one way. And, though I think its ludicrous, Ill outline my idea anyway. Now one woman only survived the crash. This is a fact. But which woman? If Simpson can believe the evidence of his one eye, it was the Frenchwoman. Imagine the scene. Miles from anywhere, no hope of rescue for hours. All dead but Simpson who, to all appearances, was dead or as good as. Just Isabelle de Neuville alive.
Joe took a deep breath and plunged on. Suppose she found the body of Alice Conyers, broken-backed, dead. Alice with her hopes of a new life in a new continent, a huge fortune, a marriage ahead of her. Suppose Isabelle is dissatisfied with her own life this is conjecture now suppose she is fleeing Paris, running away from an irate or boring husband, from debts, from loneliness might she not be tempted to change places with Alice? There were no witnesses. She crept around stealthily was your word for it, Simpson checking that the other passengers were dead. If she realized Simpson was alive she thought he was blind anyway so that was no obstacle. She takes Alices clothes off her body, the top layer only, and she substitutes her own. If they didnt fit very well no problem they would be so torn and bloodstained no one would notice.
Simpson nodded silently and Carter made no comment so Joe went on. But someone did notice something slightly off key about the clothes! Marie-Jeanne Pitiot was made Alices personal nurse and she it was who had the task of stripping the damaged garments off her. She remembers being surprised to discover that under the grey serge were underpinnings of emerald green silk, if I remember it correctly. Its her theory that Alice had bought these frivolities in Paris and was wearing them as a hidden sign of revolt against her austere upbringing and I find this totally credible but, on the other hand, there is a more sinister and equally convincing reason. It would have been almost impossible for a woman injured as Isabelle undoubtedly was herself in the accident to wrestle the undergarments from a lifeless corpse and put them on herself and repeat the procedure with her own clothes. Not a task for the faint-hearted nor one for someone suffering from shock, cracked ribs and a facial wound.
Just about possible for her to exchange the outer garments, I would have thought, said Carter, and that would have taken incredible determination.
Not so sure, said Simpson. And, turning to Joe, I think you must have been in the war. A survivor. You know what battlefields are like. This was very like a battlefield
And people find surprising strengths despite their injuries. If their resolve is strong they can move mountains, said Joe. Yes, Ive witnessed that many times.
So, said Simpson, taking up the theory, having taken her clothes and her bag
Her bag? said Carter and Joe together.
Oh, yes, that would have been a vital part of her scheme! Alice was carrying a bag with her personal documents in it. And more than just her passport and tickets and so on it contained her diary. She showed us all. It was one of those leather jobs with a lock and key that are so popular with girls. A five-year diary. Shed kept it up to date, she said, until she got to Paris and then life became so exciting she didnt have the time to fill it in. Well, that would have given Isabelle de Neuville plenty of background to base her character on, wouldnt it? And then there was the leather folder! he added, memory returning with a rush. It contained all the information she needed to prepare herself for taking over the family business when she got to Bombay. She took us on a quick canter through that too! A days work learning up the facts in it and anyone could make a reasonable showing as the heir apparent to the family fortune! So, what have we got? Shes stolen the other girls clothes, her documents and her identity!
Oh, come on, now! People would be able to see it wasnt Alice! objected Carter. Theyd take one look and know it was someone else, wouldnt they, Simpson? You said they were a bit alike but it was the differences you stressed.
Thats true. Because it was the differences that were so immediately striking. You know the one so sophisticated, the other so naive. But underneath the outer layers, well yes, there were similarities. Hair colour light brown. Eyes blue. With a change of clothes Isabelle could have been Alices older sister. There could have been only a year or twos difference in age. Alice was very childlike for her age. She was twenty-one but youd have guessed sixteen.
With a change of clothes could Isabelle have become Alice? Thats the question we have to explore.
Simpson weighed his impressions with care, finally concluding, Yes, I think she could given a certain acting ability she could have got away with it. Ill tell you why
I told you Alice chattered on and on. We knew all there was to know about Miss Conyers by the end of lunch! She had no close relations left alive and the people she was to meet in Bombay, she had never met before. Good God! he exclaimed, warming to the idea. Yes, she could have pulled it off!
A terrible risk to take, said Carter. Think about it!
Im not so sure, said Joe. She was plunging into a completely new life where no one knew her. If there were any lapses of memory or bits of strange behaviour she could blame it on the rail crash injury. Shed need a lot of confidence, of course.
Oh, she had that all right! said Simpson. Id say she had a very cool head. Highly intelligent woman, was my judgement of her. But to steal someones life and fortune like that! I cant really believe it! I liked her! I cant think she would have done such a thing.
Before you both get carried away, said Carter, theres an obstacle you simply cant get around! Isabelle de Neuville couldnt possibly play the part of Alice Conyers because she was French, wasnt she? Pretty damn obvious! Cant think why you havent raised it!
Joe looked a question at Simpson.
Her English was faultless, he said. Only a slight accent. A bit too pure, if you know what I mean. You know how foreigners seem to speak better English than we do because they dont salt their speech with the latest slang as a native speaker does?
Can you be sure that she was French?
Oh, yes, said Simpson smiling. I heard her screaming at her maid before the train started. Youd have to be French to have a vocabulary like that! Her clothes, her luggage, her mannerisms all French.
Well, thats it then, said Joe. That explodes our theory!
Your theory, old man! said Carter. Still, very inventive! I enjoyed our little excursion into the realms of fantasy!
Why do you say with such certainty that the theory falls apart, Sandilands? asked Simpson.
Because the Alice Conyers Ive met here in Simla couldnt possibly be French. That girl is as English as a Sally Lunn, as
as
Cheddar cheese, as the Houses of Parliament! Shes English to the bone!
A good actress could give that impression.
Joe shook his head. I agree but the best actress in the world wouldnt have the knowledge of English life that this Alice Conyers has. When I interviewed her the other day I made by chance a glancing reference to The Wind in the Willows. I quoted a single line we were talking about homesickness and she picked it up at once and put it in context.
When Mole went home! said Carter and Simpson in chorus.
There you are! You know that. And Alice Conyers knows that but no French girl would know about Rat and Mole and Toad and the gang. Wouldnt want to! he added as an afterthought. Its a small thing but its something you cant fake or prepare for. Her reaction was completely spontaneous. The girl I spoke to was English and brought up in England. Id put my last shilling on it!
So Alice is Alice, said Carter. Pity in a way it would have given us a jolly good motive for the first shooting. If she were someone masquerading as Alice and she heard that Alices brother was on his way to pay her a visit thats the end of everything. And he would have to be removed before he arrived in Simla and set eyes on her.
And the second murder Korsovsky, said Joe, couldnt that have occurred for the same reason? That he would have known that Alice was not Alice? Its my opinion that he never met Alice Conyers the real one lets say, for the sake of argument, but he might well have known the woman pretending to be her! He could have exposed her. So he too had to be eliminated before he set eyes on her. It all fits except for the fact that the Alice we know is English.
They fell silent again, all three thinking and speculating furiously.
Hang on a minute! Call ourselves detectives! said Carter. The newspaper report! Have you still got it, Joe? Good. I wonder if weve got our moneys worth out of that? Get it out and well have another look at that list of casualties. Now just suppose that G.M.s note of condolence so sorry etc. didnt refer to Alice who was still alive and whom he had in any case never met but referred to the reported death of some other girl who was listed as a casualty. Some girl hed had a swing round with in the south of France perhaps? Lets have a look through the list of French casualties.
Joe spread the paper on the table and they all looked at it. Charlie ran his finger down the list of first class passengers, French column. There were four men each with his wife and two other ladies: a Madame Céline Darbois and her daughter Mademoiselle Arlette Darbois aged fourteen. There was no Isabelle de Neuville listed.
This is ridiculous! said Simpson. Can their record keeping have been so poor?
Were there any bodies unidentified? said Carter.
Yes, said Joe. Heres one. One body without papers or any other identification. Police are asking for help in identifying this thirty-year-old man. Third class passenger. Ah.