Authors: Stephen Birmingham
Because the answer to his first question had been a lie, this one was more difficult. She dodged it. âI'm thinking about a lot of things,' she said. She felt him look at her briefly, then fix his eyes on the road again. They sped along, in Woody's raspberry-coloured car, toward Burketown. The night had grown cold and she hugged her elbows against her sides. The wind whipped around her, over the low windshield. Woody had turned up the turtle collar of his orange sweater and had put on a jaunty, black suêde snap-brim cap. She was very tired. She had not actually wanted to come with him. But after dinner he had started telling her about his apartment. He had redecorated it since she had seen it last, he told her, and it looked its best at night. He begged her to let him show it to her. Her opinion of it, he insisted, was essential, so she had said yes, though it was nearly midnight.
âCold?' he asked her.
âNo, no,' she lied again.
âTell me,' he said. âWhat are you really thinking about?'
She hesitated. âDo you suppose they're happy?' she asked him.
âWho?'
âPeggy and Barney.'
âOh, I suppose so,' he said.
âWhy do you suppose so?'
âBecause it seems to me that if Peggy happened to think that being happy was a necessary part of being married, she'd insist on it. She's that kind of girl.'
âYou're rather down on Peggy these days, aren't you, Woody?' she asked. âDon't you like her?'
She looked at him and he was smiling slightly. âI never cared for militant women,' he said. âBesides, of the Woodcock girls, you were always my favourite.'
They drove on in silence. She thought of Peggy's small, brown, intense faceâa round, snub face, framed in a circle of short, smooth, dark brown hair. Her eyes were wide and dark and earnest. They had been sitting at opposite ends of Peggy's big bed one night that summer when Peggy had first told her that she was determined to marry Barney. âOf course they disapprove!' Peggy had said. âOf course. I was prepared for it. But I'm twenty-three years old. I'm a free agent. They can disapprove all they want, but they can't stop me! I'll listen to all their argumentsâlet them lecture me on how
unwise
it is, how oil and water won't mix! I'll listen to themâbut it won't make any difference. I'll go along with themâup to a point. Beyond that point, I draw the line.' And, with her lacquered fingernail, she drew a swift, sharp line across the surface of the bedspread in demonstration. âBarney is a leader,' she said, âa leader! A championâthat kind of leader. Everything he's done, he's done for himself. He can do anything he sets out to do. Whatever he begins, he'll finishâand right at the top! Because that's the kind of person Barney is. A
leader
.'
They were coming into Burketown now and Woody slowed the car.
Woody's apartment was on Main Street, over the Burketown First National Bank. Woody loved to make jokes about his address, âI'm thinking of cutting a trap door through my floor down to the bank,' he said once. âIn fact, I told old Mr. Willard, the treasurer, about it and he was quite startled. Startled is hardly the word. For a minute I thought he was going to give up the ghost then and there, right at his desk. Then he cleared his throat and said, âI don't think we could permit that, Woodcock!' So I told him that my plan didn't involve asking permissionâthat if I did it I'd do it in the dead of night with a trusted accomplice. The poor old soul got even more startled. Then he explained, very carefully, that my plan was ânot feasible.' It would set off, he told me, all sorts of burglar alarms. I told him I'd taken all that into considerationâI'd figured out a way to cut the wires. Poor Mr. Willardâhe still gives me funny looks whenever I come into the bank.'
He drew the car up, now, in front of the bank and stopped. âGood old Burketown First National,' he said. âIt gives me a cosy feeling, going to sleep at night, thinking of all George P. Willard's money down there, right underneath me.'
They got out of the car and entered the building by a side door that led up a flight of stairs. She followed him. At the top, he produced a key and unlocked his door. She waited while he groped for the light switch.
Originally, the apartment had contained four small rooms. When he moved in, Woody had got permission to knock down the partitions and now the apartment consisted of one enormous room. He turned on the lightsâtwo lamps that hung, suspended from the ceiling by thin wires, in plastic bubble shades, and two small spotlights, concealed in two corners of the room, that were arranged so that their beams merged, precisely, upon a Jackson Pollock print that hung against one wall. She immediately saw that, with the exception of the picture and the arrangement of lights, he had, indeed, changed everything. When she had last seen the apartment, its walls had been stark, flat white. Now they were covered in pale, golden burlap. Between the two tall windows at the end of the room hung an assortment of primitive African masks; in the mouth of one of these, Woody had whimsically placed an antique meerschaum pipe, that dangled from the mask's lips at a rakish angle. Even much of the furniture was new. Gone were the low, delicate modern pieces on slender brass legs. Instead, in the centre of the room, set in a square, was an arrangement of three wide sofas covered in a heavy Harris tweed. In the centre of this square, facing her, its mouth opened wide in a savage snarl, was an immense polar bear rung.
âWell, what do you think of it?' Woody asked her.
âFantastic!' she said.
He moved around the room, showing her the cabinets that opened with sliding doors, revealing bookcases, the components of his high-fidelity phonograph, and his collection of records. Closets, too, were concealed behind sliding doors and he opened these, showing her where his suits were neatly hung, row upon row, and the racks that held his shoes, the narrow drawers that contained his neatly folded shirts, arranged according to colour.
âYou're a wonderful housekeeper, Woody,' she said.
âBut do you
like
it?' he asked, closing the doors and turning to the room again.
âOh, I do, I do!'
âIt's a new me,' he said half-seriously. âI expect a whole new personality to emerge. I'm through with all that effete, modern stuff. This is to be my explorer personality. See the shrunken head?' He pointed to the shrivelled head that hung, from a knot of black hair, on a wooden peg.
âWhere in the world did you get that?'
âSome taxidermist that sold me the polar bear. He
assured
me, however, that it was not his own handiwork.'
She shivered. âIt's ghastly,' she said.
âDo you think so? I think it's rather charming.'
âOh, Woody!' she said. âI approve of everything else. But not that head.'
âLet me fix you a nightcap,' he said cheerfully.
âOh, I really must get back. It's terribly late.'
âJust a short one.'
âAll right,' she said. âVery short.'
He went to the corner of the room where his kitchen was, and removed an ice tray from the wall refrigerator. Barbara sat down in one of the deep, tweed sofas, burying her shoes in the polar bear's white fur. âIt's a little like a movie set,' she said.
âIs that an insult or a compliment?' he asked her. He crossed the room carrying two drinks in short glasses. He gave her one and sank down beside her on the sofa.
âNo, I like it very much,' she said. âExcept for that one detail.'
âThe head? Well, do you remember your grandmother went through that spiritualism business and was all mixed up with communicating with the other world?'
âYes,' she said, âyears ago.'
âWell, she used to have what she called a control. The guy she got her messages
through
, or something. And the control was some old Indianâhe had a name, too, but I've forgotten what it was. Anyway, I've got a theoryâ' he pointed, âthat your grandmother's Indian and my Indian are one and the same guy!'
She laughed. âOf
course!
' she said.
He touched his glass to hers. âCheers!' he said. âAnd may fair fortune continue to smile upon your lovely face.' He took a swallow of his drink and then sat back, pushing his shoulders deep into the sofa cushions. He sighed.
âIt was a nice evening tonight, didn't you think?' Barbara asked.
He stared straight ahead. âYes,' he said. And then, suddenly, âDo you think he's a conniver?'
âWho?'
âBarney.'
âWhy do you ask that?'
âI don't understand it. I don't quite know what's going on. Did you watch them tonight?'
âThey seemed perfectly normal to me.'
âDid you hear Peggy after dinnerâtalking to your father?'
She said, âI saw Peggy talking to Daddy, yes. I didn't hear what they talked about.'
He laughed, then frowned quickly and stared into his glass. âStock,' he said. âThey were talking about paper company stock. From the way she talked, I got the idea she wants to buy some more.'
Barbara hesitated. âWell,' she said slowly, âof course Peggy and I both own a little stock. And, I suppose, if Peggy wants some moreâwell, why shouldn't she buy some more?'
He turned and looked at her intently. âBut why?' he asked. â
Why
does she want more stock? Unless it's for the reason I mentioned before. And whose idea is itâhers or Barney's. Do you think he's put her up to itâbecause the stock isn't available to him? Who is running that little ménage, I wonder?'
âWell,' she said, âit really doesn't sound soâmysterious or sinister to me. Perhaps they're planning on having a baby or something and they're sort of trying to set things up.'
âI don't know,' he said. âI just don't know. She's certainly been different since she married him. And heâwell, he's a complete enigma. At the mill everybody loves him. He's very polite, co-operativeâworks hard. And yet there's something about himâI don't know. It's as though, when you talk to him, he pulls a little curtain down between youâlike a scrim. You can see part of him through the scrim, but not all. Have you noticed that?'
She glanced quickly at her wrist watch. It was twenty minutes to one. âNot really, no,' she said.
He was still looking at her. âOf course,' he said, âI wouldn't be surprised if you knew Barney better than anybody else in the family. With the exception of Peggy. He always liked you. He still does.'
She smiled at him. âWoody,' she said, âI think you're making mountains of molehills, I really do. I'm sure there's nothingâ'
âBut you did, didn't you? Get to know him quite well, I mean? That summer you were both hereâbefore he and Peggy got married?'
âWell, we talked, of course andâ'
âAnd he does like you. I can tell. Tonight, for instance, I noticed that whenever he had anything to sayâeven if he was saying it to somebody elseâhe seemed to be saying it to you.'
âIt's just my fatal charm,' she said.
âI'm quite serious. I thinkâI thought tonightâthat probably if you hadn't been married already, he would have wanted to marry youânot Peggy.'
âReally, Woody,' she said, âthat's pretty silly.' She put down her glass. âIt's getting terribly late. I really must get home.'
He didn't move. âYou know,' he said, âwe've never met any of his family? There's a brother he talks about sometimesâbut he's never shown up around here. His father and mother didn't come to the wedding. They've never come down. Don't you think that's a little strange?'
She remembered, once, asking him whether his mother and father would be at the wedding. He had said no, and when she asked him why not, he had answered, simply, âBecause I'm ashamed of them.' But now, to Woody, she said. âDon't forget, Woody, that Barney made a very big decision onceâto leave the Church. There was undoubtedly family feeling thereâthere probably still is. I don't think there's anything particularly
wrong
with a young man who wants to build his own life, break away from his parents. I understand his childhood wasn't particularly happyâand I frankly admire that quality in Barney. He wants to carve his own niche. I think he's a very honest, straightforward and sincere person. I don't think he has any ulterior motivesâor guileâor whatever you want to call it. I think he'sâwell, just what he seems to be. A nice, normal, sensible person. And as far as Peggy goesâperhaps she is ambitious for him. It's natural for a wife to be ambitious for her husband.'
He took a swallow of his drink, then slowly began to smile at her. âThen why,' he said, âa few minutes ago, in the car, did you ask me if I thought they were happy?'
Suddenly she was a little angry. âPeggy happens to be my sister,' she said, âand I don't think it's strange for me to hope that my sister's happy!'
âHope. Yes, hope, you
hope
so. You're not sure.'
âWoody, it's very late and we're talking in circles. Please take me home. I'm very tired.'
âI'm sorry, Cousin,' he said softly. âI didn't mean to make you mad. It's just that I think you and I are both worried about them. Perhaps we both ought to admit that we're worried.'
She stood up. âI'm worried about getting some sleep,' she said.
He still sat, looking up at her from the sofa. âI'm sorry, Barb. I really am. Let's not squabble. You and I don't like it when we squabble.'
She smiled. âAll right,' she said. âI'm sorry, too.' She held out her hand to him. âCome. Drive me back to the farm like a good boy.'
He took her outstretched hand and held it. âBeautiful Barbara Woodcock,' he said. He gazed at her admiringly for a moment, then let her pull him slowly to his feet. âI always thought,' he said, standing in front of her, âthat it was shame that a beautiful girl like you should have a name like Barbara Woodcockâall those hard vowels and consonants! It should be something likeâwhat was that name we used to pretend when we were little? Do you remember? I was Count Alfredo Francisco, remember? And you wereâ'