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Table of Contents

Copyright

VALENTINES: A Trio of Regency Love Stories for Sweethearts’ Day

Dedication

Bald Lies

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

The Last Valentine

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Love and Tenderness

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Valentines

By Barbara Metzger

 

Copyright 2013 by Barbara Metzger

Cover Copyright 2013 by Ginny Glass
and Untreed Reads Publishing

Cover image courtesy of
the collection of the
Bibliothèque des Arts Décoratifs
. Original image created 1816.

 

The author is hereby established as the sole holder of the copyright. Either the publisher (Untreed Reads) or author may enforce copyrights to the fullest extent.

 

Previously published in print, 1996.

 

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This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to the living or dead is entirely coincidental.

 

Also by Barbara Metzger and Untreed Reads Publishing

A Loyal Companion

A Suspicious Affair

A Worthy Wife

An Angel for the Earl

An Enchanted Affair

Cupboard Kisses

Father Christmas

Lady Whilton’s Wedding

Miss Treadwell’s Talent

Rake’s Ransom

The Duel

The House of Cards Trilogy:

Ace of Hearts

Jack of Clubs

Queen of Diamonds

Wedded Bliss

Saved by Scandal

 

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VALENTINES

A Trio of Regency Love Stories for Sweethearts’ Day

By Barbara Metzger

To Mr. and Mrs. Neal Pruzan in honor of their wedding.

I should have been there.

Congratulations and Happy Anniversary

Bald Lies

Chapter One

There
was fog. There was the dark of night. There was smoke from candles and smudge from cigars. Mostly, however, there was a cloud of gloom hanging over the corner table at White’s Club that cold January evening.

Three friends sat slumped around the table, each too deep in despair to notice the card games going on around them, the wagering or the tongue-wagging. No acquaintances stopped by with offers of a hand of whist, or for opinions on a fine piece of horseflesh, or comments on the finer flesh of the new horseback rider at Astley’s. Only the silent waiters dared approach, with bottle after bottle of liquor. There was enough brandy splashed that night to flambé an entire cherry orchard. There was enough melancholy to produce
Hamlet
thrice over.

Other than the maudlin pall, the three gentlemen shared little in common at first glance. One was a veteran of the Peninsula campaign, a tanned and hardened Corinthian. One was a leading light in his party’s political future, solid and comfortable. One was a Tulip, with pomaded locks and yellow Cossack trousers. His shirt points were so high, he would have been blinded
had he chosen to examine anything but the wet ring his glass was leaving on the table.

The gentlemen did share a dawning familiarity with three decades of life, and all were peers of the realm: an earl, a viscount, and a baron. And they were best of friends since schoolboy days, pulling each other through scrapes and Suetonius, sharing vacations, allowances, and confidences. Now they were well past adolescent pranks, but they still shared each other’s woes.

Gordon, Viscount Halbersham, was the first to speak. The young Whig reformer cleared his throat, almost as if he were about to address the House of Lords. Instead of his usual ringing Parliamentary tones, though, he uttered a pitiful whine: “I think Vi is having an affair.”

Neither of his friends disputed him. Neither pair of eyes could meet his. How could they deny his wife was cuckolding him, when it was the talk of London? There were wagers entered in White’s own betting book to that effect.

“And with Fitzroy-Hughes, of all men!” the viscount went on, more to himself than to his unresponsive table-mates. “A blasted Tory.”

“He dresses well,” put in Frances, Lord Podell, the fashionable but drooping baron.

“Now, that’s a fine lot of sympathy, Franny.” Viscount Halbersham rounded on his foppish friend. “Very helpful.” He swallowed another glass of brandy. “Damn, what’s a man to expect from such a fribble? Orange and purple butterflies on your waistcoat, by George. It’s a miracle you weren’t set upon by some wild-eyed lepidopterist.”

Franny ignored the slur, knowing Gordon only spoke from his own despondency—and poor taste. “Then run the dastard through and be done with it.”

“What, and have to flee the country? We’re at war with every place worth visiting. Of course, there are the
Antipodes. A duel would put paid to my career anyway.”

Another silence ensued until Maxim, the Earl of Blanford, lifted his dark eyes from the contemplation of his own personal hell in the bottom of his brandy glass. “Come now, Gordie, things can’t be as bad as all that. You don’t know for sure Lady Viola is playing you false. Just because she made sure Fitzroy-Hughes was invited to that New Year’s house party is no reason to suspect the worst.”

“She did dance with him a lot,” Franny put in, earning glares from both men.

“But you don’t like to dance, Gordie,” Lord Blanford offered. “And Lady Vi does.”

“They both disappeared for an hour during the ball.”

The earl brushed that aside. “Coincidence only.”

“She kissed him at twelve o’clock.”

“You were across the room.”

“I caught him wandering down the wrong hall that night.”

“Have you considered Jamaica? I hear the scenery is nice, but the climate…”

They all had another drink.

“Deuce take it,” Blanford eventually said. “There has to be another way. Why the devil don’t you get the chit pregnant already? Motherhood will settle her down well enough. It works for broody mares. Get her mind off anything but filling her nursery. You’ve been married, what? Two years now since we stood up with you. What in blazes have you been doing?”

“I guess we all know what he hasn’t been doing,” Franny put in, “if Lady Vi’s making sheep’s eyes at Fitzroy-Hughes.”

“Confound it, it ain’t my fault!” Lord Halbersham exploded. “She’s off at some ball or rout or theater party till dawn, then she’s asleep till midday, when I’ve got to be at the House. By the time I get home, she’s dressing for another blasted outing, and it’s ‘Oh no,
Gordie, you’ll muss my gown,’ or ‘Sorry, Gordie, my maid has already done my hair.’ Women, bah!”

Max was studying his fingertips. “I don’t think it’s women as much as London. It sounds like the social rounds are your real competition. Lady Vi is a beautiful little baggage; that’s why you married her in the first place. But if not Fitzroy-Hughes—and I’m not saying he is poaching on your preserves—then you’ll be worrying over someone else soon enough. Best to get the minx out of Town altogether. Spend some time together at your country place, work on propagating the species and extending the line, all that rot. You’ve been talking about setting up a stud farm for years. Tell Viola you’re going to do it now, as an excuse for ruralizing.”

“Things are slow in Town now anyway. The real parties won’t start up again until the spring,” Franny added.

“And you said yourself things are quiet at Whitehall with so many members in the shires over the winter.”

The viscount’s brow cleared for a minute, then the frown lines returned. “Vi hates the country. She won’t go.”

“Confound it, man, she’s your wife. She doesn’t have a choice.”

“Spoken like a real bachelor,” Halbersham replied. “You believe all that legal argle-bargle of a wife being man’s chattel, and that oath stuff about her swearing to honor and obey. It’s a hum, all of it. Wives have ways of getting what they want, let me tell you. Cold meals, overstarched linen, exorbitant dressmakers’ bills. That’s just the start! Then there are the tears. No, Max, a wise man doesn’t start ordering his wife around like some kind of servant, making her do what she doesn’t want. Viola would make my life hell.”

“Seems to me,” pronounced Lord Blanford, watching his friend sink back into his dolorous stupor, “that she’s already got you halfway there.”

Viscount Halbersham took a deep swallow of oblivion, and another when the first wasn’t working.

It was Lord Podell who spoke next, after a few moments of reflection on his companion’s sorry state, and his own. “Seems to me it would be cheaper, too,” he said.

“What, a duel? Are you still of a mind to second me at dawn then? Deuce take a fellow if his own friends are so anxious for his blood.”

“No, I meant the country. Got to be a sight less costly than Town. Why, no one would care if a chap wore the same waistcoat to dinner twice in a week.”

“They would if it was one like yours,” Gordie muttered, but Max shook himself out of his own doldrums to take a careful look at his dandified friend. Between Podell’s intricate neckcloth and curling-tonged tresses were worry lines, sleepless shadows. “What, dipped again, Franny?” He started to reach for his purse. It was no secret the baron was punting on River Tick.

Franny held up a manicured hand. “Thanks, but it’s bellows to mend with me. A loan won’t cover it this time, and a fellow can’t keep borrowing from his friends, especially when he knows he’s got no way to pay them back. Mightn’t have a brass farthing, but I’ve got m’honor.”

“Don’t be a gudgeon, Fran. Surely a monkey will see you through. You’ll come about, old son, and Max will never notice the loss,” Gordie volunteered. “Rich as Golden Ball, our boy Blanford.” The viscount peered through a drunken haze at his somber friend. “I say, Max, you ain’t lost your fortune, too, have you? Mean to say, here you are, blue-deviled as the two of us, and you ain’t even got a wife.”

Max just shook his head, his hand still poised at his waistcoat pocket and one eyebrow raised in inquiry toward Podell.

Franny had to repeat, “It won’t fadge, Max. You might buy the duns away from my door today, but what
about tomorrow? We all know the dibs are never going to be in tune.”

Gordon lifted his quizzing glass in an unsteady grip, but still managed to get a better look at Lord Podell’s ensemble. “Dash it, Franny, if you didn’t spend all your blunt on some Bedlamite tailor, you might have enough put by for the rent.”

Franny sniffed. “A fellow has to keep up appearances, don’t you know.”

“Maybe you should consider going to the country for a while after all,” Max suggested. “As you said, the pigs and sheep won’t care if your outfit is bang up to the mark.”

“Outrun the bailiffs, you mean.” Franny gave a dry laugh. “I would if I could. But the Hall is leased out, don’t you know. The rent money is the only thing paying the mortgage, else the cents-per-centers would have the ancestral heap, too. The rent’s not enough to cover improvements to the land, though, and without some major investment, new equipment, better conditions for the tenants, I can’t turn a profit.”

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