Authors: Patrick Robinson
He checked out the saddling enclosure, then strolled down to the main parade ring, where, he knew Persian Lady would make her entrance at around 3:10, walking from the upper paddock, down the broad, grassy, white-fenced walkway, in the hoofprints of the mighty.
He considered he would need to be in place by then, perhaps walking down behind the mare with his parents. He resolved then to see them at the saddling boxes, where Charlie McCalmont would be tightening the girths, and his parents would be waiting outside, hopefully alone. Luckily, he had never met Charlie.
His plan laid out, Ravi sat quietly on one of the little round stools leaning on the fence, watching the first arrivals for the Ribblesdale Stakes, a high-class twelve-furlong contest for fillies. As the space around the ring filled up with throngs of racegoers, he stood up and walked back through the crowd. But then fate struck a near-mortal blow.
He felt a tap on his shoulder, and a very cultured, very English voice said cheerfully, “Ray…Ray Kerman. Christ, old boy, I thought you were dead!”
Ravi half turned and found himself staring into the pink, round, smiling face of Rupert Studley-Bryce, resplendent in a
black silk top hat, and gray morning coat, a scarlet carnation half concealing his little pink badge. He and Rupert had shared a study for two years at Harrow.
Ravi smiled carefully, overwhelmingly pleased that his badge was engraved with his correct name. “Hello, Rupe,” he said. “What a surprise. Didn’t know you were a racing man.”
“Well, I’m not really. But I usually have a day at Ascot. But gosh, it must be twenty years…not since we left Harrow. Last time I heard about you there was a worldwide hunt going on. What was it, missing in action somewhere in Israel? People thought you were dead.”
“Not quite. But it was bit close. Actually, I’ve been on a highly classified mission for the Regiment in the Middle East—been back for about six months.”
“Look, forget this bloody fillies race. Come and have a drink in the White’s Club tent, just over there.” Rupert was a big man, and he steered Ravi so determinedly forward, the ex-SAS officer found himself en route to the private Ascot oasis of the world’s most eminent, and oldest, men’s club, as if dissent was out of the question.
White’s main building stands in unannounced glory at the top of St. James’s Street, around the corner from the Ritz. It was founded in 1693, a haven for the English aristocracy, cabinet ministers, and great business leaders—men who prefer the company of their own kind. Its doors are, broadly, closed to show business, bookmakers, professional sportsmen, Flash Harrys, and other persons of low rank and breeding.
The Club’s Committee has erected its private marquee just above the parade ring at Ascot for the better part of a century. The caterers serve a very good lunch, and copious amounts of alcohol. Television sets line the inside for those disinclined to watch the races live. White’s stands as an unashamed bastion of privilege and elitism, members only, and even they have to give prior notice of intent to attend.
There are wealthy men who would kill to be invited for membership. General Ravi Rashood was probably the first person
in White’s history to be absolutely appalled at being invited inside the sacred tent flaps.
But inside he was. “Couple of glasses of champers,” Rupert called to the barman. “Krug. Large.”
Then to Ravi, who had removed his hat, “This is really nice, old chap. I remember distinctly being very upset at the reports of you going missing. You sure you’re okay?”
“Never better, Rupe,” replied Ravi, slipping easily into that old-public-schoolboy mode of speech, perfected at Harrow, and nurtured by some for all the days of their lives.
“Well, you know about me. Dull army officer, scratching around the desert looking for terrorists. How about you?”
“Well, if you’ve been back in England for a few months, you must know I’m a Member of Parliament? Last election. Nice safe seat in Buckinghamshire.”
“Yes. Of course,” said Ravi, hastily. “Absolutely. I just meant lately, any great excitement? We get pretty insular down at Hereford, dealing with military matters we think are important when no one else gives a damn.”
“You
sure
you’ve been here six months? I like to think my maiden speech in the Commons caused a national uproar,” said Rupert, quaffing deeply the magic bubbles from Rheims.
“Well, I’ve been here on and off. I’m involved in heavily classified work, and I can never talk about it.”
“Turned you into a bloody spy, eh? Anyway, I expect you remember the bit where I said the Labor Government was the least able, the worst group of would-be executives ever to attempt to run anything? You must remember…I said they had never made one single correct executive decision in nine years, and that I would hesitate to ask any one of them to take charge of a country pub, never mind a country. It was all over the front pages and the television.”
“Oh, of course, Rupe. I’d just forgotten it was you. I remember the bit about the country pub.”
“I hope you haven’t forgotten that three national newspapers came out and said that here at last was a fighting Conservative
who might one day lead the Tory Party. Your old roommate, eh? Future Prime Minister.”
“Can’t say I recall that part,” said Ravi, with care, but smiling.
“Well, never mind that, old boy. It’s damn nice to see you. Just having a drink together, after all these years. Takes you back. Remember that little room in the old Dog and Fox, eh? Remember when we used to sneak out to that pub?”
“God, do I. Those were the days, right? Away from the cares of the world. Tell you what, how about some dinner next week. I’ll be at the MOD for another couple of weeks.”
“Perfect. I’d really enjoy that. I’m mostly on my own during the week, in the London flat. You know, wife and kids at the old family home in Bedfordshire. I usually get down there on Friday nights. How about Tuesday?”
“I’m sure that’ll be fine. Let me have your office number, will you? I’ll confirm it with your secretary tomorrow.”
“Great. Call 0207-555-4337. Ask for Lizzie. She’ll probably answer the phone. Why not come over for a drink in Annie’s Bar in the Commons? We can dine at the Club if you like.”
“Rupe, that all sounds great. But I have to go right now. Meeting the parents just before the second race. This has been real fun. I’ll call in the morning.”
“God, I’m just so glad you’re alive. There’s an Old Harrovian golf meeting at Sunningdale in three weeks. There’s a lot of the chaps who will be delighted you’re still with us. G’bye, Ray.”
Ravi replaced his hat, and walked up to the now empty rail around the early saddling enclosure. He pulled out his cell phone and dialed 0207-555-4337.
“Hello, Lizzie. Yes, this is John Farmer, an old friend of Mr. Studley-Bryce…. We were at Harrow together…. Matter of fact, I just left him in the White’s tent at Ascot.”
“Yes, Mr. Farmer, how can I help?”
“Lizzie, he wrote down his home address for me to send him an invitation to a lunch in Oxford, and I must have thrown away the piece of paper with a couple of betting slips. Losers, of course! He said to send the invite to his flat, and there’s so many
people here, I just can’t find him. Luckily, I took down his office number. You’re my lifeline!”
Lizzie laughed. “You could just send it to me. I’ll see that he gets it.”
“I don’t care where I send it,” chuckled Ravi. “But he did say specifically to send it to the flat.”
“Okay. It’s Flat 9B, Prior’s Court, 72, Marsham Street, London SWIV 2SA.”
“Thanks very much. I’ll pop it in the post.”
By now he could hear the commentary on the second race, the Norfolk Stakes, five furlongs for two-year-olds. It would take only around sixty seconds, less if one of them was really classy. And already he could see stable staff leading up the runners for the Gold Cup, the next race.
He waited discreetly at the far end of the preliminary enclosure, knowing the trainer would appear any moment, carrying the saddle, and the number cloth for Persian Lady, who was already walking briskly around the perimeter, so close he could touch her as she went by, her name carried on the stable girl’s right arm-band.
He guessed his parents would accompany Charlie McCalmont on the long walk from the weighing room, down the lawn, through the middle of the empty parade ring, and on up the hill to the paddock. Sure enough, there they were, and his heart missed several beats as he saw his mother, and his father marching resolutely toward possible victory.
They both looked immaculate, his father in a black tailored morning coat, a navy blue shirt with a white collar, the perfectly knotted, maroon silk tie, tucked into a gray waistcoat with a gold watch chain, charcoal gray-striped pants.
His mother wore an elegant dark green suit, which showed off her slim figure. Her lustrous dark hair was almost hidden beneath a very chic, wide black hat, obviously from Paris. But she looked older, and walked in a self-conscious way, as if aware that the eyes of the crowd were upon her as the fabulously lucky owner of one of the leading runners in the Gold Cup. She was walking just
behind Richard and the trainer, and she was smiling a smile of immense pleasure, imperfectly masked by modesty. Ravi guessed her heart would be pounding, but perhaps not so hard as it might be a few minutes from now, when he made his opening appearance.
Persian Lady’s connections came within twenty-five yards of Ravi, heading straight to the first saddling box on the left. For a few moments, they stood watching the mare coming toward them, and then Charlie gestured to the girl to bring her in.
Persian Lady dipped her head and turned, walking into the box. She turned again easily, facing out of the door, the girl at her head, and Charlie gently placed the saddle on her back.
Ravi ducked under the rail and set off across the grass, walking swiftly approaching his mother, bang on her six o’clock. Silently, he stood behind her, before leaning forward and saying softly into her ear, “Steady, Mum. Don’t scream or faint. I’m right here and I’m just fine.”
Naz Kerman almost died of shock. She heard the familiar voice and spun around, her hand flying to her mouth. Helplessly, she just said, “Oh, my God” twice, with tears cascading down her face. Then she dropped her racing form, binoculars, and handbag to the ground, and flung her arms around him, sobbing uncontrollably, careless of who saw her, disinterested in what anyone might think.
They were both off to the side of the saddling box, and could not be seen by Charlie or the groom, but Richard Kerman turned around and his heart literally stopped for a few seconds, as he saw the commanding figure of his only son, perfectly dressed, in the arms of his wife.
It took only a half minute but it seemed to the owner-breeder of Persian Lady that the whole world had gone into slow motion. He watched Naz try to pull herself together, and he saw Ray step toward him, and he felt the steel arms of the SAS Major enfold him, and was conscious of just one sentence. “Listen, Dad. I’m fine. And you two are busy. Say
nothing,
but meet me in one hour under that big tree over there. I have much to tell you.
And don’t worry.
”
With that, Raymond Kerman was gone, striding back across the grass, disappearing into the big crowd now gathering around the paddock, and making his way down to the packed parade ring, where thousands of racegoers were anticipating the arrival of the big gray Homeward Bound and the hugely popular Persian Lady.
Mr. and Mrs. Kerman were in a daze, but Naz was laughing at the world, months of grim acceptance now being replaced by a euphoria that bubbled up inside her.
“Darling, he’s alive,” she whispered, unnecessarily. Richard just shook his head, and there was a wry expression on his face, as the afternoon sun warmed the old red brick of the saddling box, and Charlie McCalmont pushed a dripping cold-water sponge into the mouth of Persian Lady, washing out the saliva, preparing her for battle.
Charlie softly pulled Persian Lady’s right ear and ran his hand down her white blaize, below the headband which bore a neat diamond pattern in the black and scarlet colors of her owner. Then he said, quietly, “Okay, Julie. Let’s go.” And the girl led the mare out, setting off across the grass, almost in the footprints of Major Kerman five minutes before.
Meanwhile, the Hamas General was doing his best to steer clear of any possible human contact, which was not easy in a crowd of close to 75,000. He went into the Royal Enclosure, keeping his head well down, and then made his exit through the tunnel and into the infield where he hoped he would be least likely to see anyone he once knew.
He positioned himself on the rail, and stared at the grass for a full fifteen minutes until the pounding of hooves, thumping past him, signified the horses were going to post. Thus far he had betrayed nothing, no information about his parents’ runner to Rupert Studley-Bryce, no bets on Persian Lady, in case a book-maker should recognize or even remember him. No contact. No lunch. No tea. Just a heartrending reunion with Naz and Richard.
He watched the horses go by, all fifteen of them in a big competitive field. And he waited for six more minutes until the
announcement came over the public address system:
Under starter’s orders
…
and they’re off.
Ravi knew the status of this race, and he understood the quality of the blue-blooded thoroughbreds who would contest it. Most national racing authorities consider a mile and a half about as far as a racehorse wants to run. There are a few high-class two-mile races, but not many, the Goodwood Cup and, in Australia, the Melbourne Cup.