Battle of the Dum Diddys

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Rotten School

Battle of the Dum Diddys
R.L. Stine

Illustrations by Trip Park

 

For Samantha

–TP

 

Contents

 

1.
Here Comes Trouble

2.
“I'll Bite Your Throat!”

3.
The End of Rotten School?

4.
Good Luck

5.
Something Rotten

6.
Where Did Everyone Go?

7.
Tinkle?

8.
Good Memories

9.
The Slaughter Begins

10.
Battle of the Brains

11.
Angel Wants to Kill!

12.
The Wungo Wango

13.
Death of a Knight

14.
Mrs. Twinkler Is Worried

15.
“So Real! So Fresh!”

16.
No More Bubus

17.
Prince Awesome Dude Arrives

18.
“Attack! Destroy! Win!”

19.
“This School Must Be Closed—Tonight!”

20.
The Ugly Duckling

 

Good morning, Rotten Students. This is Headmaster Upchuck, wishing you all a Rotten day. I'd like to get your morning off to a Rotten start by reading today's Morning Announcements….

 

First, a reminder to all students. You cannot be a member of the Membership Card Club unless you have a membership card. The only way to get a membership card is to be a member of the club.

Here's something I would like to clear up once and for all. The Official Rotten School Mascot is
not
head lice. I don't know how these rumors get started.

 

On the same subject, Nurse Hanley would like to remind all first graders that head lice are
not
edible. A list of proper snacks can be found in the Dining Hall.

 

Chef Baloney would like to thank the students who complained about the mouse in yesterday's vegetarian chili. He'd been looking all over for that mouse.

 

Congratulations to Mr. Boring's fifth-grade science class for your clever experiments that proved beyond a doubt that bunnies can't fly.

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