Before Her Billionaires (8 page)

Good for Debbie and Rick. Get laid and have fun. For now,
L
aura’s sex life would exist only in her mind.

And her nightside table.

I’m never that girl
, she thought as she went to the coffee station and made herself a cup.

Only in my dreams
.

* * *

“
So what if a geekazoid wasn’t hot for your bod, Laura,” Josie declared as they sat at at her kitchen table. Laura’s head was pounding; they’d gone to a nightclub last night at Laura’s urging. After
watching Debbie and Rick at work, she needed to do something that made her feel like a normal twentysomething in the city. Like she had a life beyond Netflix and ice cream.
 

“I know. I do, really. It’s just...it’s like he went from being a friend to being an asshole with one makeover. Why would he do that?” Laura muttered. Josie had managed to drink the entire pot of coffee before Laura got any. She impatiently waited for the new pot to brew so she could wake up.

“He’s a guy,” Josie said with a wave of her hand.

“Guys sure do get a pass for just being
guys
,” Laura grumbled.

“And yet we want them in our beds.”

“And hearts!” Laura protested.

“Oh, yeah. That. Hearts and shit,” Josie said absentmindedly, staring at the computer screen.

“What are you doing?”

“Typing up your online dating profile.”

“My
what
?
” Laura was wide awake now. “Why on earth would I want to do that? Online dating is like getting Lasik surgery with a two-for-one coupon. Sounds great at first, but when you think about it...”
 

“You need to get out there. Find someone. Anyone.”

“Anyone?” Laura shivered. “If I take
anyone
I’ll find myself chained to a basement wall being used as a tester for new kitchen knives and chastity belts.”

Josie shrugged. “If that’s your fetish...”
and started typing.
 

Laura smacked her in the shoulder. “Don’t you dare write that down!”

“
Then
you
write it!”
 

A
nd
that’s how
she found herself composing a personals ad with her best friend cheering her on. Normal? What’s normal?

“
Hot, luscious piece of ass who can suck a golf ball through forty feet of garden hose seeks rippling-ab’d firefighter who has a tongue that thrums like a hummingbird and enjoys painting my toenails and eating Ben & Jerry’s out of the carton while watching Mad Men.”

Laura stared at the online dating site’s registration screen and frowned. That’s what she really wanted to write. Here was the truth:

“
Needy, insecure, overweight twenty-six year old financial analyst with three cats, a corporate job with pension and no debt seeks Mr. Impossible for way more than friendship and lots of ice cream. I’m desperate for some physical affection and oral sex with a guy who doesn’t view it as some sort of favor he’s granting me, and then expects to be praised like he cleaned my toilet. One night stands are better than nothing as long as you brush your teeth. Call me!”
 

“
The guys are going to bang down your door with that one,” Josie cracked. “One cat is normal. Two and you’re on dangerous territory. Three? You’re practically running a no-kill shelter out of your home. Don’t talk about your cats in an online personals ad. That’s like the guys who talk about their mom in their profiles. Cuh-reep-eee.”
 

Josie
started typing
, biting her lower lip and deep in concentration.

“Voila!” she shouted, her hands spread wide in a grandiose gesture. “There’s your ad.”

She announced:

“
Luscious, curvy financial analyst seeks friendship and more. Financially independent and self-assured, I’m a fit woman who wants a man (or, more than one! YOLO!) for stimulating conversation...er, yeah. Conversation. Message me (or massage me!).”
 

“
I can’t write that!” Laura groaned. “It makes me look like I want an orgy!” She squinted at the screen. “And what the hell is ‘YOLO’?”
 

“
Who doesn’t want an orgy?” Josie wiggled her eyebrows lasciviously and stuck out her tongue, waggling it in a very bad imitation of oral sex. “And YOLO stands for ‘you only live once.’”

“
Cut it out. You’re turning me on. It’s been
that
long since I got some ass, and the last guy used his tongue like he was a Roto Rooter man. Like that.” She pointed at Josie’s tongue and bent over, laughing.

T
hen Josie, with a flourish, pressed the “Submit” button. “Thank you for joining—your profile is now live!” the screen read.

And now Laura waited to see if dreams really do come true...

THE END...

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Complete Abandon

Complete Harmony

Complete Bliss

Complete We

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COULD SHE REALLY FIND THE RIGHT GUY ON THE INTERNET?

“Hot, luscious piece of ass who can suck a golf ball through forty feet of garden hose seeks rippling-ab’d firefighter who has a tongue that thrums like a hummingbird and enjoys painting my toenails and eating Ben & Jerry’s out of the carton while watching Mad Men.”

Laura Michaels stared at the online dating site’s registration screen and frowned. That’s what she really wanted to write. Here was the truth:

“Needy, insecure, overweight twenty-six year old Business Analyst with three cats, a corporate job with pension and no debt seeks Mr. Impossible for way more than friendship and lots of ice cream. I’m desperate for some physical affection and oral sex with a guy who doesn’t view it as some sort of favor he’s granting me, and then expects to be praised like he cleaned my toilet. One night stands are better than nothing as long as you brush your teeth. So call me, maybe!”

So when hot firefighter Dylan Stanwyck responds and asks her out, it’s just too good to be true. When she searches him online and learns he offers himself up for date nights in bachelor charity auctions, she wonders if she’s on the right planet.

Because what could a guy like that see in a fat girl like her?

OR WOULD HE NOT BE WHO HE SEEMED?

Trawling through the online dating profiles isn’t Dylan’s idea of fun, but it’s been more than eighteen months since their lover, Jill, died, and Dylan and his unconventional partner, ski instructor Mike Pine, need to find a new love. While their threesome situation is more complicated than a contract from
Fifty
Shades of Grey
, at least one aspect is simple: Laura Michaels, the cute, soft blond from the online dating site, seems like a good fit for at least a first date. Soft curves, gorgeous hair, eyes that light him up from the computer alone, and a profile that makes her seem smart and interesting—he has no problems asking her out.

The problem is letting her in.

Dylan and his not-quite partner have more secrets than their unconventional romantic relationships, and this latest snafu is a mixed blessing, for both became billionaires overnight after the third in their threesome, Jill, died. With her estate finally settled and Dylan and Mike the recipient of an annual income that gives them enough to buy entire towns in the Midwest, the two were left reeling. Months after the lawyer explained their new-found fortune, Dylan still works his regular shifts at the station while Mike remains on the slopes as a ski instructor, but with a caveat; now he owns the entire resort.

But if they tell Laura everything, they risk losing a chance at a new bond.

Two problems may have one lush, ample solution as Laura meets her first billionaire on her date with Dylan, but with a stunning twist at the end...

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Suggested Reading Order

Before Her Billionaires

Her First Billionaire—FREE

Her Second Billionaire

Her Two Billionaires

Her Two Billionaires and a Baby

Her Billionaires: Boxed Set

Complete Abandon
(A Her Billionaires novella)
 

Complete Harmony (A Her Billionaires novella #2)

Complete Bliss (A Her Billionaires novella #
3
)

Complete We (A Her Billionaires novella #4)

Random Acts of Crazy

Random Acts of Trust

Random Acts of Fantasy

Random Acts of Hope

Shopping for a Billionaire 1

Shopping for a Billionaire 2

Shopping for a Billionaire 3

Shopping for a Billionaire 4

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