Best New Zombie Tales Trilogy (96 page)

There was desperation in her voice. “Mr. Land, you and I remember a time before the military controlled our lives. You’re an educator… how can you stand idly by and––”

“Just get your son, Mrs. March. Please. Just get Paul.”

Mrs. March breathed in deeply. “Wait here,” she said. “I can’t believe I’m doing this.”

She returned a few minutes later with the round-faced, serious little boy, dressed in unfashionable garments that made him a target for jeers too often.

“It’s good to see you, Paul,” Land said, and the boy half-smiled up at him. Land knew the boy all too well––smart, shy, sensitive, and far too vulnerable for this world. Just like the young Michael Land, back when CNN reported that the dead were rising from their graves.

The car door opened and Sgt. Hazelwood walked over to the door just as Paul was slipping on his coat. She was blond and beautiful but Land disliked her intensely. She was just the kind of rhetoric-spouting career army type that Land had encountered too often during his own tour of duty in Alaska. “All ready to go?” she asked, wearing a false smile that Mrs. March did not return. Ignoring the sergeant’s presence, Mrs. March dropped to her knees and embraced her son.

“Remember not to be too scared,” she said, and Paul nodded uncertainly.

“Do something for me,” Mrs. March said to Land. “Promise me you’ll sit by him. Try to keep him from being too scared. He has a weak heart.”

Land nodded; before he could speak Hazelwood interrupted. “Then we’ll just have to strengthen up that heart a bit,” she said, ushering the trembling boy toward the car.

As Land looked back at Mrs. March he wanted to gaze into her eyes and assure her that everything would go all right, whether it was true or not, but found that he couldn’t do it.

~

The huge chain-link fence encircling Calgary was intended to keep the zombies out, which it did, but it also served to keep the people in. The rule of law didn’t need to enforce this, for few wanted to leave. Officers waived Sgt. Hazelwood’s transport through the military checkpoint at the city’s north gate. They continued down the vacant Deerfoot Trail, bound for the Saddledome. In the distance Calgary’s downtown was silhouetted against the morning sky, postcard pristine, like a snapshot from Land’s childhood.

Paul was quiet the entire time. His parents certainly taught him to avoid talking to anyone in a uniform. Land felt like he was ferrying a prisoner to an execution. He always hated this day, the worst of any school year. Nothing he’d seen up in Alaska bothered him half as much as the sight of ten thousand schoolchildren screaming for gore.

Yellow school buses dotted the Saddledome’s parking lot, and Hazelwood weaved through the crowds of kids before they found Mr. Land’s grade-seven class. Land hoped they’d arrive first, to spare Paul the humiliation of arriving under military escort, but no such luck. Built for the 1988 Olympics, the Saddledome had served for years as sports arena and concert venue. Now the military had appropriated it and remade it into their modern-day Coliseum.

The rest of the class caught sight of them as they stepped out of the military vehicle. Land saw Bruce Tomasino say something to Jason Barrows, and they sent their whispers all along the line.

“Don’t worry about them, Paul,” Land said softly. “Just take your place in the line.”

His student dutifully shuffled over to the uneven row of students. Land addressed them: “I don’t want to see any shoving or shouting. When we get the signal, I want us to go in a straight line inside and take our seats. Any questions?”

“I got a question,” asked chubby Jimmy Schwab. “Is it true… I mean, we heard a rumor that Zombie Bob will be here.”

Please, no,
Land thought. That would make it even worse; the presence of a TV celebrity would change this field trip from a military demonstration to a rock concert. Robert Smith Harding went with a camera crew behind the lines in lost cities and in infested countryside, found zombies and inevitably killed them in daredevil ways. His weapons of choice ranged from a jackhammer to a katana. The kids loved him, wore his picture, talked about him constantly. Land watched Paul’s face grow grimmer still at this news.

A whistle blew somewhere across the parking lot, and the rows of students started proceeding up the concrete stairs and into the Saddledome itself. A uniformed officer waved Land’s class ahead, and he took up the end of the line to watch them keep their course. Amid all the noise of kids gabbing away, he could barely hear Bruce and Jason talking about Paul. He made out one sentence: “That corpse-hugger’s going to wet his pants when he sees this.”

Land was always impressed by how little the Saddledome had changed since his childhood. This wasn’t a real surprise; though the military owned it now, it was still a sports arena of sorts. The floors were still sticky and the plastic seats still painful. The Jumbotron was still there too, leftover from hockey games. Now it flashed messages like “ENJOY THE SHOW” and “THIS IS FOR YOU KIDS.”

The most visible changes were the sideboards. The protective glass now went up much higher than in the old days, and they needed to be cleaned of splattered blood and brain meat nightly. As usual, the arena was covered with a layer of freshly tilled dirt. At one end there was a raised platform with a few microphones, and at the other there was a black velvet drape, which hid the zombie cage. A trained crew with cattle prods were ready to send the zombies into the arena on cue.

When the students took their seats, Land called for Paul to come sit with him by the aisle. He’d wished he could have done this more subtly––Paul didn’t need to be a teacher’s pet on top of a zombie-lover––however, he did agree to sit with the boy. As the other students chatted away, he asked Paul: “What do you think of all this?”

The question caught Land by surprise. It was a good question––why? Why did one child deserve all this special attention? He stammered, searching for an answer, before one was provided.

“Because someday you’ll be called to the service, and we think it’s best you know what it’s all about.” Sgt. Hazelwood stood in the aisle, grinning down on them both. She had changed from her green field outfit into a brown dress uniform that accentuated her curves.

That’s not a real answer,
Land though, but he couldn’t say anything here.

“Got room for one more?” Hazelwood asked.

Land looked at the empty seat next to him and tried to think of an excuse to keep her from sitting there, but could not. “Sure,” he said. “Have a seat.”

“No.” She shook her head. “You sit there, and I’ll sit on the other side of Paul.”

Land wanted to protest but thought better of it. He stood, and as she slipped past he felt her body against his, her holstered pistol rubbing against his thigh.

“Just you, out of all these kids.” She gestured at the thousands of schoolchildren around them. “That could really help you could make friends, Paul. They’ll want to know you for sure after that.”

Land shot her a disapproving look, but she only grinned. Fortunately, the lights began to dim. He heard Hazelwood whisper “We’ll talk about this later” as a hush settled over the Saddledome.

A spotlight sprang into life, illuminating a lone figure on the platform. It was a silver-haired man in a brown dress uniform, metals dangling at his pocket. His image appeared a thousand times larger on the Jumbotron above.

“Howdy, kids,” he said. “I’m Colonel Patrick Simonds. I recently got back from directing the troops on the coast, and the top brass said to me, ‘Pat, you’ve done such a great job in Vancouver. When you get back, just you name it and it’s yours.’ And I said, ‘I want to be the one who talks to the kids at the Saddledome.”

Simonds wore a politician’s smile he was never seen without. Affable and grandfatherly, he was just the kind of public face the military needed as it pressed its endless, costly war against an enemy that neither thought nor planned.

“Yup,” Simonds, went on, “that’s my favorite duty, because it’s so important for the future. Once we recapture Vancouver and Toronto the real challenges will be open to us. New York,
Lost
Angeles…” he paused briefly as some of the audience chuckled at the popular pun, “maybe even London, Tokyo. That’s where you kids will be fighting the zombies. You should think of this day like a ‘thank you’ in advance. I think the very least we can do is show you how to do it.”

Another spotlight suddenly cut through the darkness, lighting the black drape at the opposite side of the arena. Out stumbled a putrescent walking corpse, flailing its arms and awkwardly making its way forward. Its jaw was slack, its tongue lolling out in anticipation of its next meal. A collective sigh filled the arena.

“Look at it,” Simonds said. “I bet this is the first zombie most of you kids have ever seen. That says something about how far we’ve come. It’s hard to imagine, but there was a time when zombies even walked the streets of Calgary. But thanks to the vaccine, developed right here in Canada, none of us will ever be zombies. Remember that: kill a zombie, and that’s one closer to killing them all.

“That disgusting creature you’re looking at was somebody’s brother, father or son once. I’m not going to lie to you about that. But he isn’t no more; in fact, he’s not a
he
at all, but an
it!”

The colonel pulled his service pistol from its holster and carefully aimed at the brightly lit target, before firing. It sounded little more potent than a cap gun, but Paul twitched in his seat anyway. The bullet struck the zombie’s shoulder, and it barely even noticed as it kept shambling forward.

“Ah, I didn’t quite get him, did I?” Simonds said. “I’ve seen zombies lose all their limbs and keep on going. Their brain and their hunger drives them forward. They want to eat our flesh. That’s all they want. And they never hesitate before they strike.”

The zombie lurched steadily forward, having made it almost halfway to the podium. Many children clenched their teeth with the tension, but Land knew it would take a minor miracle for that zombie to actually reach the colonel.

“Now,” said Simonds, “some people say, because these things were once our loved ones we shouldn’t kill them. We all know people like this. These zombie-lovers think zombies are trainable––maybe we can toss them the odd steak to keep them happy, and teach them to fetch our slippers. But I challenge anyone to look in the eyes of the dead and see anything worth saving. Fellas, can we focus in on that?”

The Jumbotron zoomed in until the zombie’s twisted, drooling face filled the screen.

“No life. No intelligence. In humans we see some kind of spark of life; I don’t know what it is, but it’s always there. You don’t see that in zombies. That’s what zombies are: humans minus a certain spark, and that’s what makes them a perversion in the face of God. There’s only one thing to do to them!”

Simonds fired again. This time it struck the zombie square in the head, a perfect killshot. There was a splash of bright red blood, and the creature fell. The Saddledome erupted with cheers and shrill whistles.

The house lights came up. “Pretty cool, eh?” Sgt. Hazelwood whispered to Paul.

“Now before I bring out a very special friend of mine,” Simonds said, “we should all rise for the singing of our national anthem.” An organ started up with
O Canada
; as they stood Land extended his arm behind Paul’s back and nudged Hazelwood.

“Sergeant,” he whispered. “We need to share a word outside.”

“But Mr. Land, it’s disrespectful…”

“
Now
,” he said, just a little too loud, and he started away from the arena. She placed her drink at her feet and stomped after him. He led her outside, right onto the Saddledome’s front steps, and there she began to snap at him.

“Who do you think you are that you can––”

“Who do you think you are to mess with my student like that?” Land shouted back at her. “God, a military pick-up, you hanging over his shoulder… Do you think this isn’t hard enough for him anyway? The other kids will never let him hear the end of this.”

“He’ll be a man then, and better equipped to handle it than these kids are,” Land argued. “Listen to them: they’re whistling and cheering! It’s just a show for them. That’s just how you want them. They don’t consider things. They don’t think about things. The military doesn’t want them to. I don’t know who’s more brain-dead, zombies or soldiers.”