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Cover photograph and design by Patrick Kang

ISBN 978-1-4767-0600-9

ISBN 978-1-4767-0603-0 (ebook)

Contents

Acknowledgments

Chapter 1: Ignoring the Frantically Waving Red Flags

Chapter 2: Orientation for Residents of Spooky Island

Chapter 3: World Finance and the Fine Art of Cookie Bribery

Chapter 4: Dotty by Nature

Chapter 5: The Fall of the House of Whitney

Chapter 6: Sending Ghostly Tantrum Throwers to Time-Out

Chapter 7: Ninja Death Squad Buttons: The Latest in Modern Romantic Gestures

Chapter 8: Marriage Counseling for the Ancient Greeks

Chapter 9: Brainstorming for Bogeymen

Chapter 10: You Only Snark the Ones You Love

Chapter 11: Love Letters from No One

Chapter 12: Dotty of the Dead

Chapter 13: Temporary Supernatural Reprieves

Chapter 14: Unleash the F-Bombs

Chapter 15: The Ficus: A Previously Unknown Source of Shame

Chapter 16: A Pocket Full of Posies

Chapter 17: Widow’s Walk

Chapter 18: A House Undivided

The Dangers of Dating a Rebound Vampire
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