Bewitched on Bourbon Street
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Authors: Deanna Chase
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Bewitched on Bourbon Street
From
New York Times
Bestselling author Deanna Chase.
Baby-making with Kane is right up Jade’s alley…until a curse throws a bucket of ice on their fire.
Jade and Kane are ready to take the next step in their lives together. But after a routine blessing goes horribly wrong, suddenly any thoughts of starting a family are put on hold when Jade is cursed and their future child threatened.
Now the hunt is on to find the one responsible in order to break the curse. But life on Bourbon Street is never that straightforward. There are demons to battle, souls to save, and secrets to be uncovered. And as Jade and her friends get closer to the truth, it’s starting to look like someone has made a deal with the devil.
Bewitched on Bourbon Street
A Jade Calhoun Novel
Deanna Chase
Bayou Moon Publishing
Copyright © 2015 by Deanna Chase
First Edition 2015
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ISBN ebook: 978-1-940299-33-4
ISBN: Print: 978-1-940299-34-1
Interior Design: The Printed Page, Phoenix, AZ
Cover Design: Janet Holmes toblin
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This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locals, business establishments, or persons, living or dead, are entirely coincidental.
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Contents
To all the Bourbon Street readers: Thank you! Your love for this series makes it possible for me to do what I do. And to my team, Lisa, Rhonda, Angie, Janet, and Lynn, thanks for all your hard work and putting up with me. I couldn’t do it without you.
“I never thought I’d be drinking honey-flavored jizz from a plastic penis,” Pyper said, inspecting the phallic-shaped straw.
I sputtered, choking on the honeysuckle daiquiri. “Pyper!”
“Jade!” Pyper mimicked my tone and smirked, the bright-blue streak in her dark hair falling forward as her shoulders vibrated with silent laughter.
My best friend, Kat, put her drink down and pushed it into the middle of the table. Her hazel eyes narrowed. “That’s it. I’m switching to wine.”
“You two are so easy.” Pyper smirked and took a long sip.
Kat gave her a side-eye glance and then got up and crossed the crowded room to the open bar. She was elegant in her skinny leggings and flowing silk shirt, her bright-red curls done up into a fancy bun.
It was afternoon on New Year’s Day, and we were currently with the rest of my coven at a private residence in the Garden District for a fertility party. My coven member, Rosalee, had asked me to host a blessing for her older sister, who’d been having trouble conceiving. When I’d agreed, I hadn’t realized she’d intended to throw a party and invite half the magical community of New Orleans.
“Was it something I said?” Pyper asked me, her big blue eyes round with mock innocence.
I plucked the penis straw out of my untouched drink and flung it at her, reveling in the joy swirling around me. As an empath, I usually tried to block out other people’s emotions, as they often just wore me out. But happy ones filled me up and made me stronger. And today I was enjoying the boost. Especially after the rough morning I’d had.
For whatever reason, right after I’d had my morning chai, I’d gotten a searing headache and almost vomited in the sink. A couple ibuprofen had knocked the pain out, but man, for a minute there I’d thought I wasn’t going to make it today.
Pyper caught the straw and winked as she slipped it into her drink next to the other one. “Looks like I’m having a ménage this evening.”
A bubble of laughter escaped my lips as I shook my head. “You’re insane.”
“I know.”
“Looks like y’all are having a good time.” Rosalee appeared from behind me, a smile on her full lips. She’d left her long dark hair loose and wore a flowing skirt, playing up her earth witch side. Sliding into Kat’s empty chair, she handed out twig crowns twined with honeysuckle vines. “We’ll wear these during the blessing. Honeysuckle is supposed to help with desire.”
Pyper raised a skeptical eyebrow and stared at the handmade crown with distaste. She opened her mouth to no doubt say something inappropriate, but I cut her off. “Are they spelled?”
Rosalee shook her head. “No. We made them for the symbolism. We didn’t want the magic to get out of hand and…” she leaned in and whispered, “you know, affect the guests.”
“Good thing, considering we’re all sucking on these. Wouldn’t want the blessing to turn into something more suited for the Sex Dungeon.” Pyper held up both penis straws and then slipped one into her mouth as she made suggestive eyes at Rosalee.
“Oh, goddess,” I mumbled and took a gulp of my ginger ale. I wasn’t taking any chances with alcohol today. Not after the headache this morning.
Rosalee laughed, her dark curls bouncing around her face. “That would be awkward.” She turned to me. “You ready to start in about five minutes?”
I glanced over at Bea, my mentor, who was sitting a few tables away. She was radiant in her royal-purple sheath dress and matching heels. Elegant. Absolutely stunning. I only hoped I managed to look half as good as she did when I was her age…which I guessed was mid- to late sixties, but you’d never know it based on her appearance alone. She met my gaze and smiled, her eyes full of kindness.
“Sure,” I told Rosalee and nodded at Bea. “I’ve never done one before, so Bea is going to help me.”
Rosalee clasped her hand over mine and squeezed. “Thank you so much for doing this. It means a lot to Dani. It’s all she’s been talking about for the past few weeks.”
Her gratitude zinged through me as we all turned and looked at her sister, the woman of the hour. She was an older, plumper version of Rosalee with one major difference—Rosalee was a powerful witch, and Dani wasn’t. It wasn’t unusual for family members to have varying degrees of magic. But in this case, as far as we knew, Dani didn’t have any magic at all. And according to Rosalee, she’d resented that fact for a long time. But now that she was married, all she wanted was to start a family.
“It’s not a problem. I’m happy to do it.” I smiled, warmth filling my belly.
Kat returned and sat on the other side of me, her hand wrapped around a chilled wine glass. She faced me, her expression earnest. “When you have your blessing done, I expect it to be less ‘ladies’ tea’ and more ‘let’s party,’ okay? I mean, the props are fun, but I prefer a night out to really get everyone in the mood. Know what I’m saying?”
“Yeah. Whatever happened to letting a drunken night of debauchery end with hot sex and a bun in the oven?” Pyper added.
The pair of them got lost in their laughter, but for once I didn’t find their teasing all that amusing. From what I understood, Dani and her husband had been trying to conceive for the last few years without much luck. And she wanted to start the new year with a little help.
I knew it shouldn’t, but it bothered me that my friends were joking about this day without really understanding her struggle. Sitting back, I crossed my arms over my chest and frowned at them.
“Jade? What’s wrong?” Pyper asked when her laughter faded away.
I shrugged, fully aware of what my problem was. But now wasn’t the time to talk about it. My fingers dug into my biceps as I tightened my grip.
“Hey.” Kat gently pulled on one of my arms, forcing me to relax my hold on myself.
I let her and met her apologetic gaze.
“Sorry. I know you’ve been thinking about trying.”
“Trying what?” Pyper asked and popped a chocolate-covered caramel into her mouth.
We both just stared at her.
She stopped mid-chew. The chatter of the others around us filled the silence. Pyper’s throat worked as she forcibly swallowed the rest of the chocolate. Her eyes softened, and then she smiled. “Are you and Kane trying for a little witch of your own?”
I cast my eyes down, pretending to inspect the fruit I’d left untouched on the plate.
“Jade?” Pyper asked softly.
I shook my head and dipped a strawberry into the whipped cream.
“But you want to?”
“Yes,” I finally said. “We’ve talked about it, but we haven’t decided one way or another. It’s probably not the best time to start right now.” Kane and I were constantly fighting demons, black magic users, and other power-hungry magical creatures. As much as I wanted to—
we
wanted to—the idea of bringing a child into our crazy life wasn’t exactly practical.
“Aw, honey,” Kat said with a gentle smile. “You know what they say. It’s never a good time to start having babies. You just do, and it works itself out.”
“Yep,” Pyper chimed in. “If it’s what you want, put the witch B.S. aside and go for it.” She waggled her eyebrows. “Besides, who wouldn’t want to make a baby with Kane?”
“What she said,” Kat added. “I’m so jealous. Your babies are going to be gorgeous.”
“That’s quite enough,” I said, chuckling. “You two talking about Kane like that is weird. You’re creeping me out.”
“Please. I was just referring to his superior good looks. I don’t want anything to do with his man parts.” Pyper wrinkled her nose and winked. They were best friends and behaved exactly like brother and sister.
“Me neither.” Kat said and gave us a sly smile. “I’ve got my hands full with Lucien.”
“That’s better.” Their advice warmed me, and if I was honest, it was exactly what I wanted to hear. Only I needed to hear it from Kane, and he still had reservations about the timing. I shook my head, clearing the thoughts from my mind. I had a job to do. “Enough about me. Time to get this blessing show on the road.” I stood and walked over to Bea. “Ready?”
She nodded and followed me to the small temporary stage Dani had installed. I cupped my hands around my mouth and whispered,
“Amplify.”
A small tingle of magic touched the back of my throat, indicating the spell had worked. “Happy New Year, everyone!” My voice boomed through the room, instantly quieting the guests. I met Dani’s gaze and smiled. “If we can get the guest of honor up here, I think it might be time to add a little magic to the baby-making process.”
Everyone hooted and hollered as Dani blushed and joined us.
“Yeah, girl. That’s all you need. A little magic in the bedroom while Todd does his thing,” Mati, a Coven Pointe sex witch, called from across the room.
Dani’s blush turned bright red. She looked like she’d rather have the floor open up and swallow her whole than endure the good-natured taunting.
Rosalee, who was sitting at the nearest table, clamped her hand over her mouth, hiding her laugh.
I shook my head, swallowing my amusement. For a girl who’d decided penis straws and sperm-shaped cookies were a good idea for her party, she sure was modest. “I’m certain there’s plenty of magic in that department.” I winked at Dani and took her hand in mine. “This blessing is more about clearing any muddled energy and creating the right environment for welcoming a new soul into their lives.”
Dani took a deep breath and gave me a grateful smile. While the teasing was fun and entertaining, this was serious business to her. That was clear. I squeezed her hand, letting her know I understood.
Bea took a step forward. “Thank you all for joining us today. Each of you was invited because of your personal connection to Dani and Rosalee and because of your unique energy. While Dani would be grateful if you participated in the blessing, it’s not required. There’s magic involved, and your energy will be used as part of the spell. So if you choose to sit it out, it’s understood. Your presence indicating your support on this special day is quite enough.”