Authors: Robert Barnard
The fact that Father Anselm withdrew along with his flock also seemed to lighten the atmosphere. His air of un-breachable gravity was impressive, but hardly companionable. Coffee was waiting for them in the side room, they served themselves and each other, and this helped to break any remaining ice. Then they settled down into cosy little groups. The Bishop of Mitabezi, wiser in his generation, this time secured Bente Frøystad, on the pretext of wishing to thank her for the sterling support of the Norwegian delegation at the recent World Council meeting (though he hadn't bothered to give thanks for this to Randi Paulsen) and also for the splendid work of the Norwegian missions throughout Central Africa (though in fact he had just heard about these for the first time from Frøken Paulsen). But the Bishop was not allowed to keep her to himself: he had to share her with Philip Lambton, Brother Dominic and Simeon P. Fleishman. The Bishop of Peckham sighed at the waste of Bente Frøystad on such inferior clerical material, but he submitted with Christian resignation and did his duty by Randi Paulsen, assisted by Ernest Clayton and the aggressive Stewart Phipps.
In the background hovered the other two brothers who had opted to attend the symposium, uneasy figures whom nobody could fit in, sometimes talking in a low voice together, sometimes looking on at the groups and the discussions with expressions of assumed blandness.
Discussions soon became animated, with a degree of friendly consultation between the groups. It soon emerged (as the Bishop of Peckham had already suspected) that each contributor had a quite different notion of what should be discussed in the coming days under the blanket heading of the Social Role of the Church in the Modern World. (Why on earth hadn't they been more specific at Church House, thought Peckham; another black mark, and won't I blow them up there.) The group around the Bishop of Mitabezi managed a degree of common ground: Simeon P. Fleishman's absorbing interest in fund-raising was shared
by the Bishop, and the uses to which the latter would put them were of some interest to Bente Frøystad, whose main concerns were the underdeveloped nations and sexual politics. This left Philip Lambton and Brother Dominic out in the cold, but the former could never be there long, and he launched with naïve enthusiasm into an enthusiastic monologue on religious motifs in recent top twenty hits. Brother Dominic, his face a veritable mask, listened or did not listen, glazed and glacial.
The other group was far less happy. Stewart Phipps launched into an inevitable tirade about American colonialism and multi-national corporations; the Bishop, goaded by his itch for paradox, defended both, as he would have defended Attila the Hun or the Marquis de Sade if they had been attacked by Stewart Phipps. Randi Paulsen was frankly bored by the discussion: the differences between the political parties in her native country were so tiny that politics had virtually ceased to exist for her long ago. After a time she turned to Ernest Clayton and with a sweet smile that said, âWe'll let the boys play their silly little games, shall we?' she began to question him about Sunday school attendance in his parish. Here again the discussion was not entirely happy, for Ernest Clayton was honest enough to admit to his belief that within fifty years Christianity would be nothing more than a folk memory in his part of Lincolnshire. Finding his attitude strange and his answers unsatisfactory, Randi Paulsen decided that she would go up and fetch some educational material from her room.
âBecause it is so sad,' she said, with a sweetly forgiving smile on her face, âto see the little ones growing up in such a terrible darkness, just the very ones whom Our Lord specially called to Him.'
There was nothing one could reply to this, but the Bishop, scenting a new challenge, wrenched himself from a defence of the CIA's role in the assassination of President Allende, and, on her return bearing a pile of brightly coloured
literature, turned towards her with a deceptive courtesy and interest.
âAh yes,' he said, âthis was something we were discussing this afternoon. Now what would be the figures for church attendance in Norway?'
âWe have ninety per cent membership of the National Church among the population as a whole,' said Randi Paulsen complacently.
âBut that wasn't quite what I asked, you see,' said the Bishop. âI confess I have heard some such figure before, but it's a fiddle, is it not? The vicar does all the birth certificates, or some such wheeze, and you don't get one till the christening? But what I was asking about was the actual proportion who come to church.'
âIt is somewhat lower,' admitted Randi Paulsen.
âHow much lower?' said the Bishop, dropping his urbanity entirely.
âAbout eight per cent are church-goers,' said Randi reluctantly.
âAh ha,' said the Bishop. âWe don't seem to hear that figure quite so often.'
âBut we are making very big efforts with our young people,' said Randi, clambering back on to her hobby horse. âIn a lot of the country districts we have managed to stop the cinema shows and the Saturday dances â'
âWhat?'
said Philip Lambton from the next table, unable to believe his ears that such nineteenth-century obscurantism should exist anywhere in the modern world, let alone Scandinavia.
âYes, we're pleased about this,' said Randi Paulsen, âbecause these were a great temptation, and the young people are now left completely open to us and our efforts. And of course we are not being entirely negative. We're producing some really excellent books and records on religious subjects, aimed specially at young people of all ages.'
She opened one of her books and beamed her dreadful smile around the room.
âI wish I could play you some of the records,' she said. âSuch pretty songs about Jesus. But this is just one of the books, and you'll see how lovely the illustrations are!'
She opened a large, colourful volume, which was clearly a version of the gospel story nearly digested out of existence and adapted to limited understanding and minimal vocabulary. As she spread the work out on her lap the first thing that met the Bishop's eye was a truly dreadful work of art, in manner influenced by the lowest common denominator of Victorian religiosity, in colour outvying the worst the pre-Raphaelite palate could perpetrate: a blond, Nordic Christ, looking like a benevolent young sailor, was gazing out over a Hollywood-green landscape, and was clearly about to launch into the Sermon on the Fjell. The Bishop of Peckham screwed up his mouth.
âThat sort of thing strikes me as nothing more than religious pornography,' he said.
Randi Paulsen looked at him for a moment in disbelief. Then she snapped the book shut, and clasped her hands over her abdomen. She seemed about to say something very cutting to the Bishop, but her Norwegian respect for rank asserted itself in time, and she merely drew her lips thinly together. After a few moments of this silence the forgiving smile began to battle its way back on to her face. In time it won, but she nevertheless spent much of the rest of the evening in silence.
But she didn't manage to cast a blight over the rest of the company: the talk soon turned to salaries and stipends, and became general between the two groups as they all swapped poverty stories. Simeon P. Fleishman's brain became involved in a series of complicated conversions between the dollar and the pound, and when he came up with the answers his aghast looks at the miserable condition of his denominational English brethren were a source of great delight to Ernest Clayton. The discussions rather left Brother Dominic, who presumably had renounced money along with so much else, out in the cold, but the few
attempts to draw him in met with such stiff responses that all gave up after a while and launched into further fanciful discussions of means of supplementing their incomes. It was cheering to note that this was a topic which Stewart Phipps joined in as enthusiastically as everyone else, with only the occasional glance at âsocio-economic structures' and the like. One touch of salary makes the whole world kin.
It was Father Anselm who broke up the party. The brothers had been in the chapel at their evening service. The Bishop had suggested that the delegates should give the service a miss that first evening, in order to get to know each other better, and the sound of the singing had made a pleasant background to their discussion of ways and means. âHow immensely spiritual,' Simeon Fleishman had said, interrupting his exposition of a knotty point of investment policy to listen for a couple of seconds. Shortly after the singing stopped Father Anselm appeared in the archway, surveyed the assembled delegates for a moment, as if to say âhow of the world, worldly', and then said: âAfter compline we usually go straight to our cells. Perhaps you would care to do the same, after your hard day of travelling.'
It was a more impressive way of saying, âTime, gentlemen, please.' They all got up, a little shamefaced, they knew not why. Father Anselm led the way through the low dark passages and up the stairs, his brown robe billowing out behind him. When they reached the guest wing, a broad, dim corridor with doors opening out from both sides, he merely said, âGood night to you all,' inclined his head, and turned to go down the stairs again.
âOne moment,' said the clear voice of Randi Paulsen. The voice, perhaps merely because it was female, seemed to affect Father Anselm unpleasantly. His shoulders stiffened. He turned to face her without speaking. âThere is no lock on the door to my room,' continued Randi, unabashed.
âThat is correct. There are no locks on any of the doors,' Father Anselm answered.
Randi Paulsen, standing in the doorway of her room, gazed out of her window at the moors and the great barn, her lips compressed and her manner saying: âThere may be marauders waiting for me, inside or out.' Aloud she said: âIt is necessary for me to be able to lock my door and my window.'
Father Anselm, with a kind of dour patience, tried to explain: âThe decision to have no locks on the door was taken by the founder of St Botolph's. He believed that there was no time of day or night when the devil might not perplex the mind with doubts and difficulties of the spirit. We might put the idea rather differently today, but the argument remains valid and the situation does arise â particularly as we have the occasional visitor who is in retreat to wrestle with spiritual problems. In such cases there is sometimes a need for company, so that the doubts may be met with together and fought, or so that the prayer may be communal rather than solitary.'
He turned to go.
âThat does not solve the problem,' said Randi Paulsen.
âIt is not my problem,' said Father Anselm. âThe rule of the order is quite definite on this point.'
And he proceeded down the narrow stone steps.
âI've no doubt you will be perfectly safe,' said the Bishop of Peckham briskly. âLet's to our beds.' But one glance at her pinched lips and militant stance convinced him that the problem was not to be solved by the cold water of common sense. âWell, perhaps Miss Frøystad and you could sleep together, then.'
âThat is quite unnecessary,' said Bente Frøystad in a thoroughly down-to-earth manner. âThe beds are small and I need a good night's sleep.' She made off with a no-nonsense walk in the direction of her room, and then, as a thought struck her, turned and pointed to a heavy wooden wardrobe by the wall of the corridor. âCouldn't
somebody push that into her room?'
And she went into her room and shut the door in a manner designed to suggest that anyone intending to take advantage of her in her sleep would do well to think again. The rest looked at each other, while Randi Paulsen waited.
âThat's a job for you young ones,' said the Bishop of Peckham. âGood night to you all.'
So, puffing and blowing, Stewart Phipps and Philip Lambton, aided by some bulky shoves from Simeon Fleishman, pushed the wardrobe into Randi Paulsen's room, and left it by the door. They were rewarded by a frosty nod. Randi Paulsen's room was at the rear end of the corridor, by the stair-head and the lavatory, and those who availed themselves of the latter facility heard heavy shunting sounds as the heavy piece was pushed into position by Frøken Paulsen herself. There were sounds of flushing and running water, and the odd call from the birds on the moor outside. Then night reigned over the Community of St Botolph's. It was the first time in its existence that women had been inside the walls, but no signs were vouchsafed of the wrath of the heavens. Most of its inhabitants slept quite soundly.
T
HE SYMPOSIUM
got off to a reasonably good start. Early communion was followed by a simple breakfast of brown bread, cheese and milk, and though it wasn't what they were used to (particularly the Bishop, who was quite Edwardian in his love of a heavy and varied breakfast), it made them all feel healthy and holy â at peace with the world, and even fairly well disposed towards each other.
The setting for the discussions was a moderate-sized room near to Father Anselm's office, reached down the same dark corridor. But unlike the office, which was dark and windowless, the conference room turned out to be light and airy, and to have a good view of the kitchen gardens around the main buildings and of the Community's wall, stretching into the distance. The occasional sheep even presented itself for inspection, giving more than one of the participants (particularly the urban-based ones) a feeling that âthis was what Christianity was all about', though they would have been hard put to it to explain precisely what they meant by that. Inside the room was a long, heavy table, for use if the discussion was of a large or formal character. But this was rarely the case at St Botolph's, which liked to keep its gatherings small and intimate, so in the other part of the room there was a collection of comparatively easy chairs. It was at this end that the various delegates settled themselves.
If the principal delegates had loosened up considerably by the time the proceedings began, there was little change to be observed in the three brothers who sat in on the discussions, nor, indeed, in Father Anselm. They, of course, were on home territory, and it was natural that the first
impressions they made should need less modification than for those who were among strangers, in a strange place. It was symptomatic that Brother Dominic brought upright chairs over from the table, clearly implying that he had no intention of indulging his spine. The three sat together, a little apart, Brother Dominic occasionally leaning over and talking in a low voice to the elderly, snuffed-out one, presumably interpreting what was being said. Was he deaf, Ernest Clayton wondered? And were there no brothers with unimpaired hearing who might have liked to attend, and might have been able to contribute more?