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Tom Waits: Yes, this would seem to be the well-known pop star, songwriter, actor and former jazz singer—who once gave me permission to quote his song “$29 and an Alligator Purse” in my novel mindkiller, in exchange for $29.00.  (Guess he didn’t need a purse…) 

 

Stephen Gaskin
: a preacher and semiretired wizard, who taught classes on spirituality at the Family Dog back at the dawn of the Hippie Era, crossed the continent with a convoy of school buses, and eventually founded the most successful of the hippie communes, The Farm, in Summertown, Tennessee.  (It’s still there—and so is he—but the last time I visited, they were pointedly ignoring each other.)  At its peak The Farm consisted of 1,000+ freaks on 1000+ acres, totally self-supporting and living in harmony with their rural neighbors.  Their international disaster-relief arm, Plenty, was praised as a model by the Canadian government.  Nowadays the Farm is a corporation: you own shares, or some such; and I’m not sure what happened to Plenty since everyone I knew in it has quit.

     I got no use for gurus and holy men.  Irish whiskey works just fine for me.  But I’m willing to punch the ticket of Stephen, and of one of
his
teachers, Shunryu Suzuki-roshi—because neither of them ever claimed to be any more than a guy who’d had a few minutes to think, and had noticed some interesting things.

     One quick Stephen story that may make my point: he gets up from dinner one night in the early ’70s to answer the door: there stands an awestruck young man who says he’s just walked here from the Coast because he’s decided his mission in life is to follow Stephen around and record his every utterance for posterity, unobtrusively and at the lad’s own expense.  Stephen gently closes the door in his face and returns to the table.  “Who was that?” asks his wife Ina May.  “A temptation from the Evil One,” Stephen murmurs, and finishes his soyburger…

    That’s my kind of preacher.  Which is partly why I wrote the introduction to his latest book, haight-ashbury flashbacks (Ronin Press 1992).  To give you an idea, its original 1980 edition was titled amazing dope tales.  

Charlie Daniels:  one of my oldest and best friends in the world; directly responsible for my move to Canada in the ’70s; presently straightening spines and otherwise practicing chiro in Yarmouth, Nova Scotia.  The Lucky Duck, who appears in the current book the callahan touch, bears a bit of a resemblance to Charlie.  Less sarcastic, though…  

 

Anonymous
: a Callahan’s regular so self-effacing that no one can recall much about him.  Not even how he got that name, which I’m sure we must have asked.  In fact, I’m not sure he isn’t still around Mary’s Place somewhere. 

Sam Meade: a passing folksinger who ended up in Nova Scotia. 

 

Edison Ripsborn
: nothing is known about this customer.  Related to Pangborn somehow? 

 

Ben Bova
: Yes,
the
Ben Bova, multiple-award-winning writer, ex-editor (of
Analog
and
Omni
) and space enthusiast, and my oldest friend in this business.  (Well, I knew Jim Frenkel first, but neither of us was in the business then.)  He became a regular at Callahan’s shortly after I sold him the very first of Jake’s stories about it, in 1972…and he and Barbara are still seen in Mary’s Place (the bar Jake opened up after Callahan’s Place was destroyed) today.  But not often enough…

 

 

About The Author

 

Photo by Greg McKinnon

 

Spider Robinson was born in the Bronx, NY, in 1948, the year Robert A. Heinlein married Virginia Gerstenfeld—and in 2006 he became the only author ever to collaborate with Mr. Heinlein on a novel, VARIABLE STAR.
 
Since 1973 he has published over thirty-five books, and won three Hugos, a Nebula, the John W. Campbell Award, and numerous other international honours.
 

      
He moved to Canada in 1974, and became a Canadian citizen in 2004.
 
His Callahan’s Place stories inspired the creation of the longrunning Usenet newsgroup
alt.callahans
and other cybernetworks.
 
From 1995-2004 he published an op-ed column (“The Crazy Years,” later called “Future Tense”) in Canada’s national newspaper,
The Globe and Mail
.
 
In 2006 he became the first Writer In Residence at Vancouver’s H.R. MacMillan Space Centre, and in 2010 he was named sixth Writer In Residence at the Vancouver Public Library.
 
He has written songs with David Crosby and Todd Butler, and recorded original music with Amos Garrett and Michael Creber.
 
His award-winning podcast
Spider On The Web
has appeared regularly since 2007, and he has been Toastmaster at two World Science Fiction Conventions.

      
He was married for 35 glorious years to Jeanne Robinson, a dancer, writer and Buddhist priest with whom he co-authored the Hugo- and Nebula-winning THE STARDANCE TRILOGY.
 
In 2004, they were both separately invited by First Lady Laura Bush to appear at the National Book Festival in Washington, D.C.
 
Since Jeanne’s death in May 2010, Spider has lived alone on an island in Howe Sound, British Columbia.
 
He suspects his granddaughter Marisa Alegria da Silva might just be the long-awaited Maitreya Buddha, who will bring enlightenment to all sentient beings.

      
For further information visit
www.spiderrobinson.com

Table of Contents

Title Page

Books by Spider Robinson

Foreword

Graffiti

Puns (I)

Puns (II)

Songs

Dramatis Personae

About The Author

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