Castle Kidnapped (10 page)

Yes, he had thought long and hard. And he came to the conclusion that he simply would have to walk to Halfway House. Of course, he hadn't the slightest idea where Halfway was from here or how far it was, but he had an inkling its direction was due west, so he had left the house, put his back to the rising sun, and started walking.

He'd found this road and followed it. Human eyes regarded him curiously from the windows of the hurtling metal vehicles.

Distance wasn't his only problem. Here, on Earth, he was incommunicado. He understood no one, and no one understood him. Trent had whipped up an impromptu translation spell, but that extended no farther than the confines of Trent's house. Sheila's shape-changing enchantment was still on him, though. That at least was something. He could imagine the dismay he'd cause if he had to go traipsing about in his natural state.

Gray clouds were gathering ahead. Rain? Snow? Another thing he knew nothing about: the weather of this world. To him it was comfortably warm, but he knew that snow could fall at this temperature.

More metal wagons whizzed by. Where were they all going? And so fast, too! Snowclaw couldn't get over it. They were tearing up the road.

One of them, a long metallic gray affair with dark windows, abruptly slowed, wheels squealing, and pulled off onto the shoulder ahead. Snowclaw approached it warily. Could be trouble.

Two humans got out, one short, the other chunky. They waited for Snowy to come closer.

The small one spoke. “Look at him, Vinny. Didja ever see a guy that big?"

Vinny shook his head.

Snowclaw stopped and sized them both up. They'd be no problem, as long as they didn't pull any magic. He'd heard there was powerful magic in this world.

“Hey, pal. What was you, a wrestler? Weight lifter?"

Snowclaw was surprised to discover that he knew more or less what the little human was saying. Gene had told him about this. Inside the castle, the running translation spell kept everyone in communication. But living under its influence for extended periods tended to produce side effects, the chief one being that some actual language learning took place. Snowclaw had heard a lot of English spoken in the last two years.

“Yeah,” Snowclaw said. “Wrestler.” His jaw had to work unnaturally hard to form the words.

“Yeah, where didja work? Professional wrestling?"

“Yeah. Pro-fesh-shunal."

“Uh-huh.” The small human looked a little older than the big one. “Waddya think, Vinny?"

“I dunno, Nunzio. He got an accent."

“So what? Hey, fella, what are you? You look like a Swede. You Swedish, or what?"

“Yeah, Swedish."

“Uh-huh, uh-huh. Did your car break down? You don't have a coat, neither. It's cold. Aren't you cold?"

“Jeez, Nunzio, the guy's so big, he don't need nothin'."

“Yeah, hey. What's your name, fella?"

Snowclaw thought about it. The only name he knew was the one his English-speaking friends called him.

“Snowy."

“Snowy. Uh-huh. ‘Cause of your hair, huh? It's white."

“Jeez, he's big, Nunzio."

“Yeah. You lookin' for a job, fellah? I got one, if y'are. I need a bouncer at my club. The guy I had, one, he was doin' a number with a waitress of mine—I mean, the little bitch was two-timin' me, y'know?—two, him and the manager was skimming a thousand a week off the place, bleedin' me white, and I don't like that, see. But both of ‘em are sleepin' with the fishes now. You get me? So waddya say, you want the job? You look like you could handle anybody."

Vinny said, “He looks like he could handle the whole Pascagleone family by hisself."

The small one laughed. “Yeah. So whaddya say, pal?"

Snowclaw shrugged. “Okay."

“Good. I'll start you at—four hundred a week. Okay?"

“Okay."

“Fine. There's an apartment above the joint, if you need a place to stay."

“Yeah. Place to stay. Yeah."

“Good. Get in the car, and we'll take a spin down the club, show you around."

Snowclaw got in the front seat. Another human was driving, and this one cringed at the sight of him. Snowclaw smiled at the little fellow.

In the back seat, Vinny whispered, “Jeez, Nunzio, he's big!"

 

 

 

Castle

 

“He's back?” Linda said in astonishment. “When?"

“Only moments ago, it would seem,” Osmirik said. “He also is of the opinion that something is awry in the castle."

“Well, it's more than an opinion. Something happened at Trent's house, and we don't know what."

Jeremy stopped typing and looked up. Osmirik rose from his chair.

“What is amiss?” Osmirik asked.

“Well, as planned, Sheila and Snowclaw went through to visit Prince Trent. Everything went fine at first. Then all of a sudden the portal disappeared and stayed lost for at least half an hour. When it came back again, it was locked back at Halfway. No sign of Sheila or Snowclaw. Right away we phoned Trent's place—no answer."

“I see,” Osmirik said, nodding solemnly. “Something is indeed awry."

Linda sank into a chair. “Hi, Jeremy,” she said bleakly.

“Hi,” Jeremy said.

“What are you guys doing?"

Osmirik answered, “Apparently nothing to remedy the situation.” He sat down heavily.

“Now we have Sheila and Snowclaw to search for,” Linda said. “And we can't even be sure they're still on Earth."

There was silence for a long moment, which Linda finally broke.

“Did Lord Incarnadine want to see me?"

“I am afraid he did not say,” Osmirik said. “He was preoccupied with matters of even greater moment. Apparently there is some general cosmological disturbance of which these disappearances may be but symptoms."

“Cosmological?"

“He was not entirely specific, but he did speak of an imbalance of energy between the universes. It seems that an ethereal flux has evidenced itself, a leakage of interdimensional ectoplasm which—” Osmirik noticed Linda's blank stare, and added apologetically, “It is difficult for me to put it in layman's terms."

Linda shook her head. “I'm sure I wouldn't understand it in any terms."

“You underestimate yourself. Nevertheless, the upshot of the matter is that the castle may be in some danger, and we with it."

Linda grunted. “More problems, as if we didn't have enough.” She glanced at the screen of Jeremy's computer. “Any luck with this gadget?"

“We have made a beginning,” Osmirik said. “But only a beginning. In so doing, however, we have discovered another adept."

Linda's eyebrows rose. “Jeremy? Really? That was quick."

“Doubtless because his talent is considerable."

“Gee, folks,” Jeremy said, “it was nothin'."

“It's no joke,” Linda told him. “We need all the help we can get. What can you do?"

“It's not much,” Jeremy said. “It's just that I'm running this computer with magic juice."

“Great. But what good does that do?"

“Beats the crap out of me, but it's a lot of fun."

“His skill might help us to make some headway in our spellcasting endeavors,” Osmirik said. “The science of adapting these machines to thaumaturgic applications is in its infancy."

Jeremy said, “Incarnadine sounds like he knows his computers. Even said he built one."

Osmirik nodded. “If His Majesty says it, then it is true. I was speaking of the science as it is practiced by mere mortals such as your humble servant.” Osmirik bowed his head, laying a hand against his breast.

“Oh. Well, why don't you ask Incarnadine to help out?"

“It is not my place to do so. I am a servant of His Majesty, not the reverse."

“Uh-huh. Yeah, well, you know best."

“I'm going to Jamin and request an audience,” Linda said. “I simply have to talk to Incarnadine. Did you tell him about Gene?"

“Of course, Linda,” Osmirik said.

“Sorry. I suppose he does have bigger problems on his mind."

“He should be informed about this latest disappearance. But don't see Jamin."

Linda gave Osmirik a puzzled frown. “Why not?"

“I would rather not say at this time. When next I see His Majesty—and he will be back here very shortly to pick up some books he requested—I will intercede in your behalf."

“Thanks. God, I wish I knew what happened to Sheila and Snowy. Trent—” Linda fretfully drummed her fingers against the tabletop. “You don't think ...?"

Osmirik waited.

Linda dismissed it with a wave of her hand. “Oh, it's silly. What would Trent have against Sheila? Unless—"

Suddenly the floor began to shake, and a sound like thunder filled the library. Shelves rocked back and forth, and overhead, the huge wooden chandeliers began gently to sway.

“Quick,” Osmirik shouted, “under the table!"

They all dove for cover.

There came clattering sounds from all over the room as objects fell. Then shelves began collapsing. The floor rocked violently and furniture slid about as if animated. The disturbance lasted for a good minute.

Sounds of crashing peaked, then subsided. The floor finally settled down, the thunder fading.

At length, an uneasy silence fell.

The three came out from under the table, whey-faced but unharmed.

Osmirik made a quick inspection tour of the main floor. Damage was surprisingly limited, despite what the ruckus had sounded like. Only about thirty shelves in all had collapsed, out of the hundreds and hundreds. Even so, the mess was terrible. Books lay scattered everywhere. He returned to the study area.

“That was bad,” Linda said. “I mean, the castle gets shaky now and then, but that was
real
bad."

“Earthquake?” Jeremy asked, worried.

“No, some kind of instability. You think, Ozzie?"

“I am afraid so. Perhaps caused by the disturbance His Majesty spoke of. If so, it may be of greater proportions than he suspects."

“Things keep going from bad to worse around here,” Linda fretted. “I'm going to see what I can do back at Halfway. Maybe Trent and Sheila went out to lunch and just forgot to tell us. Jeremy, you better come with me."

“Right,” Jeremy said, snapping the computer's carrying case shut. He sure as hell didn't want to stay here. But there was a problem.

As far as he could see, there was no place to run to.

 

 

 

King's Study

 

“...FIVE ... FOUR ... THREE ... two ... one."

On a wooden table in the middle of the chamber, there appeared a strange, feathery glob of golden light. Shifting and shimmering, it neither took shape nor attained substance, but somehow suggested the form of a bird.

Incarnadine approached the phenomenon. Extending his hand, he gently lifted the thing. Actually, “guided it” would be the more accurate description, for the phenomenon seemed somewhat capable of movement.

He moved to a table on which sat a personal computer.

“Reduce to data,” was his command to the thing he bore.

The luminous blob vanished with a flash. The screen of the computer suddenly came to life with a golden snowstorm of numbers and symbols.

He seated himself and studied these, occasionally entering commands on the computer's keyboard.

At long last, he sighed and sat back. He waved his hand, and the golden smear of light exited from the back of the computer. It hovered before him.

“I release you,” he said.

The phenomenon brightened, fluttering and pulsing.

“Go on, beat it."

The light shot off, darting about the room in a frenzy of rediscovered freedom. It bounced off the walls, did an Immelmann turn, then rocketed ceilingward and continued straight through the stone, disappearing.

He rose and crossed the room. Against a far wall stood a collection of strange contraptions, some of them resembling grandfather clocks. He consulted the dials on a number of these, his brow knitting as he did so.

“Damn. What in the name of all the gods do they think they're doing?"

He shook his head, peering at more meters and gauges.

“Strange, strange,” he murmured, recrossing to the desk.

He entered some commands and punched Return. The screen swam with blurred images. He waved his hands and chanted something in an exotic tongue.

Annoyed, he banged a fist on the top of the device. “Drat. What's wrong now?"

He tried different commands, to no avail.

“Trent? Trent, can you hear me? Come in."

The screen was devoid of anything recognizable. Then a garbled voice could be heard.

“...Inky?... you?"

“Trent!” he answered. “Speak up! I'm having trouble receiving you."

More unidentifiable noise, clearing up for a second or two. “...
trouble ... the hell this is, but it's ... get us out? ...
"

He waited, but there was no more.

“Going to have to do this the old-fashioned way,” he complained.

The old-fashioned way turned out to be a large crystal globe sitting on a table in a far corner of the cluttered room. The thing was covered with dust, so he took a chamois cloth to it and soon had it acceptably clear.

He closed his eyes, then opened them suddenly. “Damned if I haven't forgot the riffs. Ye gods..."

After rummaging through stacks of old books, he finally discovered the one he wanted, then found out it wasn't. More rummaging, and much annoyed throwing of things.

He chuckled. “I'm losing my grip. Here it is."

The right tome, the right passage, the right incantation. He read through it, moving his lips.

He slammed the book closed. “That's it.” As he passed the desktop computer, he shook his head ruefully at it. “Technology. Makes a cripple of you, it does."

Standing once again before the crystal globe, he struck a proper wizardly pose arms wide, thumbs and first fingers touching. He commenced a monotonous chanting.

Again, he stopped.