Cavewomen Don't Get Fat

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This publication contains the opinions and ideas of its author. It is intended to provide helpful and informative material on the subjects addressed in the publication. It is sold with the understanding that the author and publisher are not engaged in rendering medical, health, or any other kind of personal professional services in the book. The reader should consult his or her medical, health, or other competent professional before adopting any of the suggestions in this book or drawing inferences from it.

The author and publisher specifically disclaim all responsibility for any liability, loss, or risk, personal or otherwise, which is incurred as a consequence, directly or indirectly, of the use and application of any of the contents of this book.

For my parents, Florence and Larry, with gratitude and love for a lifetime of support.

Contents

FOREWORD BY JJ VIRGIN

INTRODUCTION

PART 1

Gorgeous Girls Gone Wild

CHAPTER 1:
Looking Good Is in Your Genes

CHAPTER 2:
The Nutritional Benefits of the Paleo Chic Diet

CHAPTER 3:
Don't Let Stress Weigh You Down

PART 2

Modern Myths and Paleo Makeovers

CHAPTER 4:
Do These Toxins Make Me Look Fat?

CHAPTER 5:
Good Carbs, Bad Carbs

CHAPTER 6:
Paleo Chic Women Love Meat

CHAPTER 7:
The Skinny on Fat

PART 3

Cavewomen Don't Get Fat

CHAPTER 8:
The Paleo Detox

The Green Gangsta

CHAPTER 9:
Paleo Reset

CHAPTER 10:
Paleo Chic

Watermelon Ice Pops

Chocolate-Topped Macaroons

Chocolate-Covered Strawberries

Coconut Brownies

Avocado-Chocolate Pudding

Grilled Bananas

CHAPTER 11:
Paleo Supplements

Postworkout Muscle Mocktail

Postworkout Repletion Shake

Gorgeously Green

Fantastically Fresh

CONCLUSION

PALEO RECIPES

Breakfast and Smoothies

Vegetable Omelet

Sun-Dried Tomato-Pesto Omelet

Basil Pesto

Eggs and Chorizo Scramble

Scrambled Eggs Topped with Avocado and Salsa

Smoked Salmon Egg Scramble

Paleo Blueberry Pancakes

Spinach Frittata

Steak and Eggs with Tomatoes

Eggs Benedict with Orange Slices

Crustless Mini-Quiche

Banana-Walnut Pancakes with Turkey Sausage

Big Breakfast

Almond Butter Dreams Smoothie

Banana Boom Protein Smoothie

Berry Blast Smoothie

Brownie Surprise

Chocolate-Strawberry Smoothie

Creamsicle Smoothie

Pb & J Smoothie

Piña Colada Smoothie

Pumpkin Pie Smoothie

Tropical Smoothie

You're Makin' Me Bananas Smoothie

Lunch

Roasted Chicken Breasts with Arugula and Fennel Salad

Paleo Chicken Fingers and Zucchini Sticks

Apple-Walnut Chicken Salad

Grilled Chicken, Spinach, and Strawberry Salad

Chef'S Salad

Curried Chicken Salad

Southwestern Turkey Burgers

Green Salad

Taco Salad

Grilled Skirt Steak with Spinach, Cranberries, and Walnuts Salad

Grilled Skirt Steak and Beet Salad

Skirt Steak with Guasaca Sauce

Grilled Steak Salad with Tangerines and Almonds

Burgers and Sweet Potato Fries

Twice-Baked Sweet Potato Skins with Bison, Spinach, and Turkey Bacon

Cajun Baked Pork Chops

Lamb Chops and Broccoli Rabe

Lamb and Greek Salad

Grilled Wild Alaskan Salmon and Spinach Salad

Chili-Seared Sea Scallops with SautéEd Watercress

Citrus Tilapia Salad

Buffalo Chicken Salad

Salmon Burgers

Crab Cakes with Paleo Aïoli

Dinner

Roasted Chicken and Green Beans

Pesto Chicken and Roasted Broccoli

“Bruschetta” Chicken, Roasted Acorn Squash, and Sautéed Asparagus

Chicken Rolled with Broccoli Rabe and Sun-Dried Tomatoes

Pecan-Crusted Chicken with Sautéed Asparagus and Butternut Squash Soup

Stir-Fried Chicken and Vegetables

Spaghetti Squash with Italian Chicken Sausage and Steamed Broccoli

Turkey Chili and Steamed Spinach

Turkey Meatballs with Spaghetti Squash and Steamed Broccoli

Lettuce Wrap Turkey Tacos and Butternut Squash Soup

Turkey-Vegetable Lasagna

Mama's Sunday Meatballs and Spaghetti Squash

Skirt Steak with Roasted Asparagus, Sweet Potato, and Onion

Skirt Steak with Chimichurri Sauce, Cherry Tomatoes, and Sweet Potato Skewers

Pepper Steak with Peppers and Onions

Filet Mignon and Broccoli Rabe

Zucchini Pasta with Meat Sauce

Stuffed Peppers

Grilled Wild Salmon with Pesto

Sweet Potato–Crusted Wild Salmon

Cajun Catfish, Mashed Parsnips and Apples, and Roasted Brussels Sprouts

Almond-Crusted Tilapia and Sweet Potato Mash

Fish Tacos

Sesame Seared Tuna with Seaweed Salad

Coconut Shrimp with Sesame Bok Choy

Grilled Rosemary-Garlic Shrimp with Grilled Vegetables

Cucumber Sushi and Wasabi Mashed “Potatoes”

Snacks

Chicken-Vegetable Soup

Bacon-Wrapped Dates

Paleo Dip with Vegetables

Crabmeat-Cucumber Salad

Crabmeat-Stuffed Mushrooms

California Chicken Salad

Avocado Turkey Boat

Smoked Salmon and Red Pepper Roll-Ups

Ants on a Log

Chicken, Avocado, and Walnut Salad

Watermelon, Avocado, and Hearts of Palm Salad

Smoked Salmon, Fennel, and Dill Salad

Grilled Shrimp Skewers

Mojito Shrimp Salad

Shrimp Ceviche

Gazpacho

Salmon Salad

Tuna Salad

Turkey Pepper Open-Faced Sandwich

Deviled Guacamole Eggs

Apple Chips

Trail Mix

Chicken-Endive Boat

Turkey Avocado Roll-Ups

Gorgeous Coconut Protein Bars

Gorgeous Almond Protein Bars

Paleo Fruit Bars

RECOMMENDED PRODUCTS FOR PERSONAL USE

RECOMMENDED HOUSEHOLD PRODUCTS

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

ABOUT ESTHER BLUM

BIBLIOGRAPHY

INDEX

Foreword

JJ VIRGIN,
NEW YORK TIMES
BESTSELLING AUTHOR,
THE VIRGIN DIET

L
ike you, I'm a busy woman juggling career and family, so I outsource some chores and responsibilities in order to focus on other things. But one thing I still do myself is grocery shop. I love wandering the aisles to see what new foods manufacturers impose on vulnerable consumers. Occasionally I am impressed, but far more often I'm dismayed at the fortified Frankenfoods and otherwise bizarre concoctions that pass for sustenance these days.

I can understand why people feel so confused about what they eat. Whole grain bread, which manufacturers tout as healthy, often contains high-fructose corn syrup (HFCS). Vitamin-fortified muffins, fiber-enriched cookies, and agave-sweetened soy ice cream create a halo effect, making you think that you're eating something healthy, when in reality you are eating junk food in disguise. And don't get me started about gluten-free cupcakes!

I often lament how far we've gotten from eating real food. So when Esther Blum told me about her back-to-basics approach in
Cavewomen Don't Get Fat
, I felt relieved to finally have a smart, savvy plan that simplifies the what-to-eat hype and hoopla.

Esther's Paleo Chic philosophy focuses on whole, unprocessed
foods. This is the stuff that your great, great, great, great-grandparents thrived on and your ancestors (I'm talking
thousands
of years ago) flourished on to stay trim, muscular, and healthy. After all, you had to be pretty lithe and lean in the cavewomen era, or you could end up a saber-toothed tiger's lunch!

When you eat foods that are lean and clean, there's little need to scrutinize labels or decipher ingredients. You know that no gluten (a protein found in wheat and other grains) slipped into your organic broccoli and that your wild-caught salmon isn't injected with unpronounceable preservatives.

Esther uses her impressive scientific knowledge and training, coupled with years of experience counseling women on living gorgeously in Manhattan's concrete jungle, to bust some egregious “modern” dietary myths.

Hands up, for instance, if you've ever foolishly and drastically cut your calories to look like the latest skinny magazine cover model, who actually happens to be TOFI (thin on the outside, fat on the inside), but you ended up hungrier, grouchier, and flabbier after six weeks of starving yourself.

Esther shows you a smarter, healthier path toward burning fat, feeling your best, and turning back the clock that doesn't involve counting calories or any other calculations that take the fun out of eating.

What makes
Cavewomen Don't Get Fat
unique is that Esther goes beyond doling out diet advice to deliver cutting-edge tips that help you stay fit and fabulous, balance hormones, and detoxify effectively. For instance, she debunks and explains why those store-bought tabloid-celebrity cleanses often do more harm than good.

Exercise is a vital part of the cavewoman protocol, but you probably don't have time for spin classes and elliptical machines amid your ever-growing to-do list. Thankfully, Esther shows you how to get that lean, mean cavewoman physique without spending hours in the gym.

Reduce stress? Get optimal shut-eye? Count me in. Esther's got smart strategies for that too.

Lest I make her sound overly serious and studious, Esther is
not
all work and no play. She's my favorite party girl nutritionist who can make science fun and sexy (
not
an easy thing to do!), and she shows you how to have a good time and keep your dietary dignity with no lingering regrets. There's even a section all about the power of chocolate. Enough said!

Reading Esther's book is like hanging with a supersavvy, whip-smart girlfriend over cocktails—okay, Pinot Noir—as she dishes and dispels dietary myths, and provides an easy-to-implement path to staying lean and sexy for life. Just like a fabulous brunch with my best girlfriends, I didn't want
Cavewomen Don't Get Fat
to end.

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