Charlotte's Web (12 page)

Just then Charlotte interrupted.

“I shall go, too,” she said, softly. “I have decided to go with Wilbur. He may need me. We can't tell what may happen at the Fair Grounds. Somebody's got to go along who knows how to write. And I think Templeton better come, too—I might need somebody to run errands and do general work.”

“I'm staying right here,” grumbled the rat. “I haven't the slightest interest in fairs.”

“That's because you've never been to one,” remarked the old sheep. “A fair is a rat's paradise. Everybody spills food at a fair. A rat can creep out late at night and
have a feast. In the horse barn you will find oats that the trotters and pacers have spilled. In the trampled grass of the infield you will find old discarded lunch boxes containing the foul remains of peanut butter sandwiches, hard-boiled eggs, cracker crumbs, bits of doughnuts, and particles of cheese. In the hard-packed dirt of the midway, after the glaring lights are out and the people have gone home to bed, you will find a veritable treasure of popcorn fragments, frozen custard dribblings, candied apples abandoned by tired children, sugar fluff crystals, salted almonds, popsicles, partially gnawed ice cream cones, and the wooden sticks of lollypops. Everywhere is loot for a rat—in tents, in booths, in hay lofts—why, a fair has enough disgusting leftover food to satisfy a whole army of rats.”

Templeton's eyes were blazing.

“Is this true?” he asked. “Is this appetizing yarn of yours true? I like high living, and what you say tempts me.”

“It is true,” said the old sheep. “Go to the Fair, Templeton. You will find that the conditions at a fair will surpass your wildest dreams. Buckets with sour mash sticking to them, tin cans containing particles of tuna fish, greasy paper bags stuffed with rotten . . .”

“That's enough!” cried Templeton. “Don't tell me any more. I'm going.”

“Good,” said Charlotte, winking at the old sheep.
“Now then—there is no time to be lost. Wilbur will soon be put into the crate. Templeton and I must get in the crate right now and hide ourselves.”

The rat didn't waste a minute. He scampered over to the crate, crawled between the slats, and pulled straw up over him so he was hidden from sight.

“All right,” said Charlotte, “I'm next.” She sailed into the air, let out a dragline, and dropped gently to the ground. Then she climbed the side of the crate and hid herself inside a knothole in the top board.

The old sheep nodded. “What a cargo!” she said. “That sign ought to say ‘Zuckerman's Famous Pig and Two Stowaways'.”

“Look out, the people are coming-oming-oming!” shouted the gander. “Cheese it, cheese it, cheese it!”

The big truck with Mr. Arable at the wheel backed slowly down toward the barnyard. Lurvy and Mr. Zuckerman walked alongside. Fern and Avery were standing in the body of the truck hanging on to the sideboards.

“Listen to me,” whispered the old sheep to Wilbur. “When they open the crate and try to put you in, struggle! Don't go without a tussle. Pigs always resist when they are being loaded.”

“If I struggle I'll get dirty,” said Wilbur.

“Never mind that—do as I say! Struggle! If you were to walk into the crate without resisting, Zuckerman
might think you were bewitched. He'd be scared to go to the Fair.”

Templeton poked his head up through the straw. “Struggle if you must,” said he, “but kindly remember that I'm hiding down here in this crate and I don't want to be stepped on, or kicked in the face, or pummeled, or crushed in any way, or squashed, or buffeted about, or bruised, or lacerated, or scarred, or biffed. Just watch what you're doing, Mr. Radiant, when they get shoving you in!”

“Be quiet, Templeton!” said the sheep. “Pull in your head—they're coming. Look radiant, Wilbur! Lay low, Charlotte! Talk it up, geese!”

The truck backed slowly to the pigpen and stopped. Mr. Arable cut the motor, got out, walked around to the rear, and lowered the tailgate. The geese cheered. Mrs. Arable got out of the truck. Fern and Avery jumped to the ground. Mrs. Zuckerman came walking down from the house. Everybody lined up at the fence and stood for a moment admiring Wilbur and the beautiful green crate. Nobody realized that the crate already contained a rat and a spider.

“That's some pig!” said Mrs. Arable.

“He's terrific,” said Lurvy.

“He's very radiant,” said Fern, remembering the day he was born.

“Well,” said Mrs. Zuckerman, “he's clean, anyway. The buttermilk certainly helped.”

Mr. Arable studied Wilbur carefully. “Yes, he's a wonderful pig,” he said. “It's hard to believe that he was the runt of the litter. You'll get some extra good ham and bacon, Homer, when it comes time to kill
that
pig.”

Wilbur heard these words and his heart almost stopped. “I think I'm going to faint,” he whispered to the old sheep, who was watching.

“Kneel down!” whispered the old sheep. “Let the blood rush to your head!”

Wilbur sank to his knees, all radiance gone. His eyes closed.

“Look!” screamed Fern. “He's fading away!”

“Hey, watch me!” yelled Avery, crawling on all fours into the crate. “I'm a pig! I'm a pig!”

Avery's foot touched Templeton under the straw. “What a mess!” thought the rat. “What fantastic creatures boys are! Why did I let myself in for this?”

The geese saw Avery in the crate and cheered.

“Avery, you get out of that crate this instant!” commanded his mother. “What do you think you are?”

“I'm a pig!” cried Avery, tossing handfuls of straw into the air. “Oink, oink, oink!”

“The truck is rolling away, Papa,” said Fern.

The truck, with no one at the wheel, had started to
roll downhill. Mr. Arable dashed to the driver's seat and pulled on the emergency brake. The truck stopped. The geese cheered. Charlotte crouched and made herself as small as possible in the knothole, so Avery wouldn't see her.

“Come out at once!” cried Mrs. Arable. Avery crawled out of the crate on hands and knees, making faces at Wilbur. Wilbur fainted away.

“The pig has passed out,” said Mrs. Zuckerman. “Throw water on him!”

“Throw buttermilk!” suggested Avery.

The geese cheered.

Lurvy ran for a pail of water. Fern climbed into the pen and knelt by Wilbur's side.

“It's sunstroke,” said Zuckerman. “The heat is too much for him.”

“Maybe he's dead,” said Avery.

“Come out of that pigpen
immediately
!” cried Mrs. Arable. Avery obeyed his mother and climbed into the back of the truck so he could see better. Lurvy returned with cold water and dashed it on Wilbur.

“Throw some on me!” cried Avery. “I'm hot, too.”

“Oh, keep quiet!” hollered Fern. “Keep
qui
-ut!” Her eyes were brimming with tears.

Wilbur, feeling the cold water, came to. He rose slowly to his feet, while the geese cheered.

“He's up!” said Mr. Arable. “I guess there's nothing wrong with him.”

“I'm hungry,” said Avery. “I want a candied apple.”

“Wilbur's all right now,” said Fern. “We can start. I want to take a ride in the Ferris wheel.”

Mr. Zuckerman and Mr. Arable and Lurvy grabbed the pig and pushed him headfirst toward the crate. Wilbur began to struggle. The harder the men pushed, the harder he held back. Avery jumped down and joined the men. Wilbur kicked and thrashed and grunted. “Nothing wrong with
this
pig,” said Mr. Zuckerman cheerfully, pressing his knee against Wilbur's behind. “All together, now, boys! Shove!”

With a final heave they jammed him into the crate. The geese cheered. Lurvy nailed some boards across the end, so Wilbur couldn't back out. Then, using all their strength, the men picked up the crate and heaved
it aboard the truck. They did not know that under the straw was a rat, and inside a knothole was a big grey spider. They saw only a pig.

“Everybody in!” called Mr. Arable. He started the motor. The ladies climbed in beside him. Mr. Zuckerman and Lurvy and Fern and Avery rode in back, hanging onto the sideboards. The truck began to move ahead. The geese cheered. The children answered their cheer, and away went everybody to the Fair.

W
HEN they pulled into the Fair Grounds, they could hear music and see the Ferris wheel turning in the sky. They could smell the dust of the race track where the sprinkling cart had moistened it; and they could smell hamburgers frying and see balloons aloft. They could hear sheep blatting in their pens. An enormous voice over the loudspeaker said: “Attention, please! Will the owner of a Pontiac car, license number H-2439, please move your car away from the fireworks shed!”

“Can I have some money?” asked Fern.

“Can I, too?” asked Avery.

“I'm going to win a doll by spinning a wheel and it will stop at the right number,” said Fern.

“I'm going to steer a jet plane and make it bump into another one.”

“Can I have a balloon?” asked Fern.

“Can I have a frozen custard and a cheeseburger and some raspberry soda pop?” asked Avery.

“You children be quiet till we get the pig unloaded,” said Mrs. Arable.

“Let's let the children go off by themselves,” suggested Mr. Arable. “The Fair only comes once a year.” Mr. Arable gave Fern two quarters and two dimes. He gave Avery five dimes and four nickels. “Now run along!” he said. “And remember, the money has to last
all day.
Don't spend it all the first few minutes. And be back here at the truck at noontime so we can all have lunch together. And don't eat a lot of stuff that's going to make you sick to your stomachs.”

“And if you go in those swings,” said Mrs. Arable, “you hang on tight! You hang on
very
tight. Hear me?”

“And don't get lost!” said Mrs. Zuckerman.

“And don't get dirty!”

“Don't get overheated!” said their mother.

“Watch out for pickpockets!” cautioned their father.

“And don't cross the race track when the horses are coming!” cried Mrs. Zuckerman.

The children grabbed each other by the hand and danced off in the direction of the merry-go-round, toward the wonderful music and the wonderful adventure and the wonderful excitement, into the wonderful midway where there would be no parents to guard them and guide them, and where they could be happy and free and do as they pleased. Mrs. Arable stood quietly and watched them go. Then she sighed. Then she blew her nose.

“Do you really think it's all right?” she asked.

“Well, they've got to grow up some time,” said Mr. Arable. “And a fair is a good place to start, I guess.”

While Wilbur was being unloaded and taken out of his crate and into his new pigpen, crowds gathered to watch. They stared at the sign ZUCKERMAN'S FAMOUS PIG. Wilbur stared back and tried to look extra good. He was pleased with his new home. The pen was grassy, and it was shaded from the sun by a shed roof.

Charlotte, watching her chance, scrambled out of the crate and climbed a post to the under side of the roof. Nobody noticed her.

Templeton, not wishing to come out in broad daylight, stayed quietly under the straw at the bottom of the crate. Mr. Zuckerman poured some skim milk into Wilbur's trough, pitched clean straw into his pen, and then he and Mrs. Zuckerman and the Arables walked away toward the cattle barn to look at purebred cows and to see the sights. Mr. Zuckerman particularly wanted to look at tractors. Mrs. Zuckerman wanted to see a deep freeze. Lurvy wandered off by himself, hoping to meet friends and have some fun on the midway.

As soon as the people were gone, Charlotte spoke to Wilbur.

“It's a good thing you can't see what
I
see,” she said.

“What do you see?” asked Wilbur.

“There's a pig in the next pen and he's enormous. I'm afraid he's much bigger than you are.”