Charming the Prince (3 page)

 
"You don't understand." Bannor leaned across the table and lowered his voice to a hoarse whisper, as if to confess a terrible sin. "They're not afraid of me."

Hollis had to sink down on the hearth and swallow a generous mouthful of ale to digest that startling revelation. He'd fought at Bannor's side for over thirteen years and had yet to encounter any man who didn't wince with dread when Bannor rose to his full height or raised his voice above a murmur. Why, only this morning, he'd sent a page scurrying from the great hall in tears simply by baring his teeth at the lad and wishing him a pleasant morn.

"Well, you can't spend the rest of your life locked in this tower," Hollis said thoughtfully. "Perhaps you need to make them afraid of you."

 
"And how would you suggest I do that? Throw them in the dungeon? Threaten to lop off their little heads?" Bannor rose and paced to the window, sloshing ale over the rim of his goblet with each furious stride. Intrigued by the gleeful shriek that wafted in on the wind, Hollis joined him.

 
Chaos reigned in the courtyard below. Angelic little Mary Margaret was busily pumping lamp oil into the deflated skin of a blood pudding while two of her sisters played at dismembering their dolls. Desmond and three of his brothers had captured one of the younger pages and were holding him upside down by his ankles over an open well. "Desmond!" Bannor shouted, leaning out the window. "Free that lad this instant!"

 
Before he could recant his unfortunate choice of words, a splash and a hollow wail drifted to their ears.

 
As a squire went trotting over to drag the howling boy out of the well, Desmond gave the tower window a fawning bow and shouted, " 'Tis ever a pleasure to do your bidding, sir."

 
Bannor growled beneath his breath. " 'Tis the Elsinore curse, you know. My own father, heartless wretch that he was, sired seventeen legitimate children and thirty-six bastards, two on his deathbed. You'd think the family motto wasn't 'To conquer or die,' but 'Be fruitful, and multiply.'"

 
Hollis did not have to be reminded that his master had been one of those bastards. Had he not endeared himself to the king with his unflinching loyalty and skill in battle at the tender age of seventeen, Bannor might still be a penniless man-at-arms instead of lord of one of his father's richest holdings. A holding he had wrested from his eldest legitimate brother with the king's hearty blessing. His brother and all the rest of his half-siblings had fled to one of their father's castles in the south upon hearing that Bannor the Bold, one of Edward's most dangerous and trusted young knights, had amassed an army and was preparing to march upon Elsinore.

 
Bannor looked despairingly at Hollis. "God must be punishing me for my lust. 'Tis my only failing, you know. I've never been given to strong drink, uncontrollable rages, or taking the Lord's name in vain."

 
"You cannot bear all the blame for your children's existence, my lord. Both of your wives adored you. Even when you sought to grant them a respite from your attentions, they would creep into your bed in the dead of night and insist upon fulfilling their marital duties." He gave Bannor a look that was both sympathetic and slightly envious. " Tis that wretched face of yours the ladies cannot resist."

 
Bannor shook his head and sighed. "If only I'd been born homely like you..."

 
Hollis, who considered himself more than passably handsome with his bristling mustache and thick head of brown hair, shot his friend an offended glare before he caught the mischievous twinkle in Bannor's eye.

He parried with a smirk of his own. "Given your fine looks, my lord, this might be just the beginning of your brood. After all, you're only two-and-thirty. Why, I've heard of men siring babes as late as their seventy-fifth year!"

 
Bannor shuddered. "God forbid. I should geld myself first."

A knock sounded on the door. Panic flickered across Bannor's face. "Find out who it is before you open it. Desmond is more cunning than the Black Prince," he said, referring to King Edward's son, who had been wily enough to take the French king hostage at Poitiers. "It could be a trap."

Hollis obeyed. " 'Tis Fiona, my lord."

 
At Bannor's nod, he opened the door to reveal the wizened Irish nurse standing at the top of the stairs holding a squirming bundle.

 
Bannor drained the rest of the ale before dropping his head into his hand and muttering, "Dear God in heaven, not another one."

 
"I'm afraid so, m'lord," Fiona said, bustling into the tower." Tis the second one in a fortnight. I found her in a basket outside the gatehouse."

"Did this one come with a note?"

"No, m'lord. Just a blanket and a rash."

 
Although Bannor remained firmly at arm's length, Hollis could not resist peeling back the threadbare blanket to steal a curious peek. The babe's face was even more wizened than Fiona's.

 
Hollis frowned, perplexed. "Why, this child can't be more than a few weeks old. Wouldn't you have been in Gascony with Edward when—"

 
Bannor cut him off as if he hadn't even spoken. "Send to the village for a wet nurse, Fiona. And tell the priest to christen her and give her a name. The poor creature at least deserves a name." He pointed a warning finger at the beaming nurse. "But not Margaret. Or Mary. We already have three Margarets, one Mary, and one Mary Margaret. 'Tis enough to muddle a man's thinking."

 
"Aye, m'lord," Fiona replied, bobbing a clumsy curtsy.

 
As she turned to go, the babe began to wiggle and fret. The nurse lifted the child to her shoulder, crooning softly in Gaelic. The babe subsided as if falling beneath the spell of some sweet enchantment, blowing joyful bubbles of spittle and cooing like a dove.

Bannor watched them go, a most curious expression on his face. "Perhaps 'tis not a man's firm hand my children require," he said musingly, "but a woman's gentle one."

"Fiona's a woman," Hollis pointed out.

 
"Aye, but she's getting on in years." A wistful shadow passed over Bannor's face. "And there's still no touch so tender as a mother's."

 
As he turned to fix Hollis with a piercing stare, all traces of softness vanished from Bannor's face. His rugged features took on the ruthless cast they always bore when he was plotting a campaign ... or an ambush. Hollis took an instinctive step backward, fearing he just might be its target.

 
His fears were proved justified when Bannor began to stalk him, a predatory smile curving his lips. "Why, Hollis, I do believe you might be just the man to find my children a mother."

 
"Me?" Hollis backed into the table, rattling the ale flagon. "B-b-but, my lord, would it not be wiser for you to choose your own bride?"

 
Bannor waved away his objections.
"I
have no wisdom where women are concerned, only folly. If it were left to me, I'd choose another buxom, sweet-smelling beauty like Mary or Margaret. Before I could clear her perfume from my head, I'd have a new litter of brats to terrorize me."

 
He marched to the other side of the table and began to sift through the scattered scrolls until he found a scrap of blank parchment. He dipped the tip of a feathered quill into a flask of ink and began to scribble furiously. "The king is rumored to be at Windsor, overseeing the castle's renovation. If he grants my petition, you shall have full authority to choose a bride for me, arrange a betrothal with her family, and make my sacred vows to her before a priest."

 
Hollis's panic mounted. "You want me to marry your wife?"

Bannor stopped scribbling long enough to shoot him an exasperated look. "Of course not. I simply want you to stand in my stead while the banns are read and the priest blesses the union." He sealed the missive with a dab of melted wax, then rose to slap the scroll into Hol-lis's hand. "When you return to Elsinore with my bride, the deed will already be done. I will be wed to this woman in the eyes of both God and the king." He clapped his friend on the shoulder. Hollis tried not to stagger. "I'm trusting my future to your hands, my friend. What I need is some maternal, bovine creature who will prove to be no temptation to my appetites."

 
Hollis tucked the scroll into his belt, sighing in defeat. He knew better than anyone that there was no dissuading Bannor once a course of action had been decided upon. "Since you're known throughout the kingdom as one of Edward's favorites, finding you a bride shouldn't prove too great a challenge."

 
Bannor arched one dark brow. "It might be more of a challenge than you think. I did kill my first two wives."

"Through no real fault of your own, my lord."

 
Bannor returned to the window and stood gazing down into the courtyard, his hands locked at the small of his back. A child's giggle floated to their ears—innocent and wistfully sweet.

 
Bannor's expression softened, betraying the desperation beneath his gruffness. "Find her for me, Hollis. Find the woman who will love my children as if they were her very own."

 
As Hollis gazed upon the troubled countenance of the most devoted friend he had ever known, his heart surged with loyalty. "I shall find her, my lord." He dropped to one knee and rested his hand on the hilt of his sword. "I swear it upon my very life."

Two

Bannor was going to kill him.

 
Hollis trudged through the moss-shrouded forest, leading his exhausted mount and glumly contemplating what gruesome form his death would take. A simple skewering with his lord's sword would surely be too merciful. He deserved nothing less than a slow dip into a vat of boiling oil, a leisurely devouring by dungeon rats, a midnight rendezvous with a hooded axman. Perhaps he could request that Bannor pike his severed head on the barbican as a warning to other young knights foolish enough to undertake such an impossible quest.

 
"Sir?" ventured one of the men-at-arms who was plodding along behind him. "We've passed that same oak four times."

"I fear we may be lost," said the other.

 
"Lost," Hollis mumbled, still caught up in his own bleak reverie. "Aye. All is lost."

 
The very act of putting one foot in front of the other seemed to be draining him of the last of his strength. He and his men had been combing the English countryside for over two months. He'd visited every noble household from Windsor to Wales with daughters of marriageable age in residence, but had yet to find his lord a suitable bride.

 
Despite Bannor's dour prediction, he'd found no lack of fathers eager to thrust their daughters upon his master. But if the eldest was too sweet and pretty, the youngest was too sour and plain. One would confess she cared nothing for children while another would rub her belly and promise to give his lord many fine sons to bless his household. He'd been briefly heartened by the discovery of an earl's daughter with an ample girth and a mustache thicker than his own until she'd grabbed his knee beneath the trestle table, batted her lashless eyes, and croaked 'twas a pity a virile young man like himself was not seeking a wife. A terrifying vision of Bannor being crushed between her massive thighs had sent him fleeing from her father's castle in the dead of night.

 
A defeated sigh escaped his lungs. The carpet of leaves crackling beneath their feet would soon be smothered by the first snowfall of winter. He had no choice but to return to Elsinore and confess to Bannor that he had failed. Perhaps he wouldn't be too frightfully unattractive carrying his head about in the crook of his arm.

 
He stumbled to a halt and peered through the shimmering gloom, realizing with consternation what his men had tried to tell him. They were lost and most likely had been for quite some time. The ancient trees towered over them in eerie splendor, their autumn crowns of gold and scarlet diffusing the fitful sunlight.

 
Just ahead of them he spied a break in the foliage. He might have dismissed it as a trick of the shadows had the faint echo of a high-pitched giggle not lured him forward.

 
His men hung back, exchanging a dubious glance. "I'd draw yer blade if I was you, sir," one of them warned. "It might be a wood sprite."

"Or a fairy," suggested the other man, tracing a cross on his breast.

 
"Aye," added the first. "Them fairy wenches like to carry mortal men off to their underground lairs and steal their seed."

 
Hollis snorted. "They'd probably toss us back and send for our lord. Bannor could populate an entire fairy kingdom."

 
Dropping to one knee, he parted the glistening bracken only to find himself overlooking a meadow draped in a patchwork of sunlight and cloudshadow. Its wee inhabitants raced and tumbled through the tall brown grass in gleeful abandon, both fair of hair and fleet of foot. At first glance, Hollis thought they might have actually stumbled upon a fairy kingdom—until one of the creatures tripped over a root and went sprawling, his outraged wail proving that he was indeed mortal.