Cherries In The Snow

For Barbara and Amy

Late in the year, the New York chapter of the National Organization for Women (NOW) instigates a letter and phone call appeal demanding that he stop referring to women as ‘little girls' in his music. A spokeswoman in Springsteen's office defends his use of ‘little girl,' calling it a ‘rock and roll term.' She is quoted in
Rolling Stone
magazine as saying that no calls or letters had been received, except from NOW members wishing to disassociate themselves from the project.

Jim Cullen,
Born in the USA: Bruce Springsteen and
the American Tradition

Prologue

Born to Run (Waterproof)

Get Over It

Smooch

Pretty on the Inside

Trust Fund

Butterfield 8

Walk of Shame

Junkie

Floor Show

Tingle

Tantrum

Mystic Jukebox

Ladies Merely Glow

The Have-Lots

Razzle-Dazzle

Butter Rose

Maxed Out

Bleach-Blond Jew

Panic Attack

Lips in a Cold Climate

Love Don't Live Here Anymore

Freaky Friday

Pile 'Em High

First Love Mix Tape

Angel's Hair and Baby's Breath

Karma Chameleon

Cabbage Patch Kid

Yo! Bum Rush the Glow!

Brattish

Second Base

Got Any Gossip?

Food Fight

Tainted Love

Anger Management

Divalicious

Baby Doll

Epilogue

Acknowledgments

A Note on the Author

By the Same Author

Also Available by Emma Forrest

When I come into the office, Holly is clutching the morning paper, pointing to a headline and leaping up and down. This being a dream, they are real leaps that hold her midair as if she has a propeller attached to her raspberry beret. ‘Have you seen the paper? They voted you number one!' I look at the paper, which is pink, a few shades lighter than her hat – puce, let's say – and though I can remember no such periodical, there is a nice picture of me, a little too pouty, a little too sexy, at the top of the page. ‘The top one hundred,' screams Ivy, materializing beside her lover at the conference table. ‘They voted you number one!' She is bouncing up and down with excitement, her gargantuan breasts spanking her double chins in slow motion. ‘Oh, my God!' squeals Vicki. ‘Oh, my God,' I squeal back, although I am pretty sure the doe-eyed farm girl and I are talking about different gods. I am at number one. ‘The top one hundred under thirty' – and then I read the rest of the sentence: ‘worst writers in the world.'

I wake to see that the light on my Apple laptop is blinking saucily at me like ‘Yeah, baby, you were great last night.' Ugh. I regret it, that chapter I pounded out after dinner, two glasses of Merlot to the wind, banging the keyboard without mercy. Go away, Apple laptop, your plastic curves don't look so hot in the morning light. There is lipstick smeared across my cheek. I always, always put on a bright red mouth
before I sit down to write. It gives me a kind of Dutch courage.

Before brushing my teeth, my usual habit is to check for e-mail from my father. Today I delete the chapter, shove the computer into my messenger bag, wash my face, and head for work. I take the bus – the better to think straight. I am on deadline to come up with the names for the Grrrl cosmetics summer line. This is my job. I am good at it. The fact that I am good at it makes me nervous. I have a little test tube of sparkling blue-black eye powder in my purse that I keep spilling everywhere. ‘Dark Night of the Soul,' I scribble in my little green notepad, ‘Demonlover.' It's procrastination, this makeup naming. I am supposed to be writing my great novel. There is no deadline. There is no great novel, not even an average one. Just one deleted chapter after another, and that's when I actually get something on the page. No one knows about it except Isaac and he's long gone.

Naming the makeup at Grrrl is the first job I've been good at. I was a lazy librarian. A slothful gym receptionist. A really lousy salesgirl. I lasted a week at my favorite shoe store and now I can't go back. Feet are transfixingly ugly. The wealthier the person, and therefore the more likely I was to get a good commission, the uglier her feet. I couldn't do it.

No one is reading the paper when I get to work. Vicki has an issue of
Allure
on her desk. Ivy is eating a bagel with cream cheese and jelly. Holly is painting herself a fifties' eye in gun-metal gray with a long angled brush.

‘When I was a little girl,' says Holly, ‘I would take my mother's blusher brush' – and right there you might think she's about to reminisce in
Anne of Green Gables
tones about her golden childhood – ‘I would take my mother's blusher brush and shove it up my ass.' She pauses. ‘No,' she says delicately, ‘not shove. I would insert it in my ass.'

I was about to eat the fruit I'd bought at the corner stand for breakfast, a mango – or is it a papaya? Instead I put it back in its brown paper bag.

I remember Holly's mother's makeup table, a Chinese dresser dotted with mascaras and lipsticks that the maid would clean with a thin feather duster, leaving the makeup undisturbed like a crime scene. The Avilars' maid was white and around her the family would chat in Spanish. There were a lot of Japanese brands on that dresser, slimmer, more minimalist than my mother's gaudy, chemical-scented pearlescents. Holly's mother once gave me a lipstick she had tired of and I still have it; a Kanebo, a deep browny orange that looked awful on everyone but her and Holly, but I wore it anyway because it had been on her lips and I thought it might make me beautiful too. My mother was jealous of Maria Avilar, because she looked like she was thirty and because Holly related to her as though she was thirty. I certainly don't recall Holly hating Maria, can't think of anything that would cause Holly to so intimately abuse Maria's fox-fur tool of enhancement. Sitting at the other end of the conference table from Holly, Ivy stares at her lover/business partner incredulously.

‘I don't know why I'm even bothering to ask, but why on earth did you do that?'

Holly sighs, a breath rippling through her body like the small wave before the big one that pulls you under. ‘I wanted to keep my options open.'

She wants to shock us. She wants to shock period, and that's why she persuaded Ivy to give her the startup for this makeup company. Grrrl cosmetics: ugly makeup, pollution-skyline bruise colors to combat all the shimmering pinks on the market. Neither my mother's Florida corals nor her mother's minimalist stains. To Holly's surprise Grrrl caught on and now has its own stand at Sephora. Holly's last stand, where the
edgy girls gather. Everyone's edgy in New York, so it's always crowded. I stop by after work from time to time to see them graze. Bruise colors make your eyes sparkle: purple brings out brown eyes, green mascara highlights the flecks in hazel, blue makes blue eyes brighter. Eighty dollars later the Grrrl fans tote their collection of bruises encased in shiny silver, pained and pretty at the same time – and soon to be poor – the model New York City single girl.

‘So?' says Ivy.

‘I would put them in my ass to practice for anal sex, should I ever choose to have anal sex.' Holly was always the most pragmatic wild child.

Maria, who had herself married a Cuban banker, prepped her daughter to settle down with a rich guy. Instead Holly settled down with a rich girl: Ivy, British and well bred, has never shoved anything up her ass, although she does look like a shover, being built like a cement truck. It's charming, the glitter she wears on her face, conjuring that brief window in the seventies when men built like hog carriers could be glam metal stars, standing, balding and beefy, on the bass behind David Bowie. Bowie, in his starburst Ziggy Stardust days, is a framed picture on the wall here, alongside Courtney Love, Robert Smith, Siouxsie Sioux, Dolly Parton, Debbie Harry, and Gwen Stefani. The natural look has no place in the Grrrl universe.

Holly ended up at the same school as Ivy when Holly's father's bank transferred him to the London office. I ended up at the same school on an academic scholarship, which I almost immediately proved myself unworthy of by sequestering myself in the girls' locker room with Holly and Ivy and learning how both to apply eyeliner smokily and to graffiti the walls with it.

Holly and Ivy departed for boarding school together and I stayed behind heartbroken, reading Jackie Collins novels,
reading about the lives they were leading: the skiing holidays in Klosters, the riding instructors taking their virginity.

I imagined boarding school as a wonderland, teenage girls looked after but left alone, a perfect point of adolescence, like riding a wave. And also, according to Holly, fingering. Hard as I try not to, her boasting can still turn me crimson. But I never turn as red as Vicki.

Our midwestern coworker, Vicki the PR girl is like me, but from farther away because Missouri is truthfully far farther from New York than London. She grew up a bank teller's daughter, so of course she was destined to end up subordinate to a banker's daughter. She is, at thirty, the oldest of us. She is also the prettiest, with a wide, flat face with its small nose, a strong jaw balanced by enormous eyes that she exaggerates with sixties' baby-doll makeup, little Twiggy lashes painted on underneath the lash line.

‘Okay,' I tut, ‘we get it: you have big eyes.'

She bats her false lashes. Why is she wasting them on me?

‘When I was a kid, I used to put blusher everywhere. I mean on my cheeks, my nose, my forehead, my chin … but I ain't never put it up my ass,' says Vicki.

She thinks ‘ain't never' is charming. It ain't. I cut straight to the chase: ‘Anal sex, Holly? I thought you were gay.'

Holly is always referring to herself as a ‘crazy dago dyke.' This is interesting given that she has slept with at least as many men as she has women. I think she just likes the alliteration.

‘I didn't know. I don't know.'

Because Ivy is choking on hurt, she barks at everyone this morning. Fixing Vicki, Ivy snaps, ‘Why would you want to blush? Who wants to look like they're blushing?'

‘You wouldn't understand,' says Holly. ‘Those of us with no shame gots to paint it in.'

They are bickering as usual. It's amazing that they have built this company together. The collection is spread out in front of me, but now all I see is Holly spread-eagled.

‘None of these lipsticks went up your ass? Can you vouch, Ivy,' says Vicki, ‘that no lipsticks went up her ass?'

Vicki, reading my mind, is nevertheless asking a dumb question. If she knew Holly and Ivy as I knew them, she'd see that they hadn't been intimate in months. But if she could see that, she'd probably go right ahead and ask anyway. Vicki is an insensitive shit like that. Insensitive shit, I think, good name for a lipstick. You put it on and it gives you the courage to break up with him. Holly will probably go for it. She's already green-lighted a nipple rouge called Suck My Left One.

Sex is everything to Holly. She talks about it incessantly. Unsexily. I always feel babyish compared to her. I always did. I wanted men, I even wanted her temporarily, but I didn't want to actually have to do anything. I want to be a high-class prostitute who takes off her clothes, then puts them all back on again and leaves. So much of our ad campaign is sex driven. No, not sex driven. Fucking driven. Holly is set. Harder, deeper, nastier. That's the ad campaigns. Those are the names she wants me to come up with. The white face powder called Heroine. Ha ha. The lip gloss with a wand at either end called Double Penetration. I didn't feel too good about that one. It came to me and I said it in a conference and I wish I just could have kept my mouth shut because, of course, she loved it. It became our big push for Christmas – Christmasy, huh? – and that's when we had our ads banned by
In Style
.