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Authors: Robert Muchamore

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General Shirley didn’t think it was possible to get any more annoyed than he was already, but then his bleary eyes told him that he’d just been killed by an eleven-year-old boy.

‘He uses children too!’ Shirley shouted, sweeping away a great pile of papers from his desk and repeatedly smashing the receiver of his telephone against its base unit. ‘Is there no limit to this man’s depravity?’

‘Keep your hair on, mate,’ Kevin said chirpily as he jumped off the table. ‘Oh wait, you haven’t got any, have you …’

33. AFTERGLOW
 

The pink dye in the simulated bullets and paint grenades was designed to foam on contact with plain water. The final battle caused seventy further casualties, who all had to report to an office near the stadium and declare themselves dead, before heading off to the cleaning station next door.

Most had superficial hits on clothing with the odd splash of dye on bare skin. After being sprayed with a sweet smelling solution that counteracted the foaming effect victims were sent off to shower in individual cubicles. Any badly stained clothes were replaced with cheap cotton trousers and T-shirts before being taken away to be washed and dried. The dead would then get to spend twenty-four hours in a dormitory before being allowed to return to the exercise.

The exception to this smooth process was people with dye in their eyes, or people who’d taken direct hits from close range. The dye wasn’t toxic, but it became a mild irritant when it dried into a chalky crust, so it had to be removed thoroughly.

The procedure was undignified and James found himself standing naked, palms resting on a tiled wall, as a lanky soldier blasted him with a jet of tepid water. A rubber-suited companion worked from closer in, using a spray gun filled with the anti-foaming agent and a long-handled scrubbing brush.

‘Spread your cheeks,’ she ordered, then sent a shudder down James’ back as she squirted him with the icy chemical spray.

‘Face forwards.’

As James turned around an announcement came over the base PA system. ‘This is General Sean O’Halloran, Base Commander. As a result of successful insurgent action this exercise has now been
suspended.
Civilian personnel should return to their accommodation, military personnel should return to base. Please listen for further announcements. Message ends.’

James heard a few cheers from the insurgents who were queuing for the shower cubicles on the other side of a particle-board partition.

‘All done, cookie,’ the rubber-suited woman said to James, before throwing him a towel. ‘Go down to the seats and wait for a visual inspection.’

James dried off quickly then grabbed his pack and a bin liner filled with his dirty clothes. He ended up sitting in a line of plastic chairs with the towel around his waist. The only other man waiting was a chunky fellow with grey body hair.

At the far end of the room, a pair of medical orderlies had a black soldier lying under bright lights, inspecting his skin to make sure all traces of the dye had been cleaned off. They paid particular attention to cleaning out his eyes with distilled water and cotton buds.

James heard his radio crackling inside his bag and pulled it out to listen to what was going on. ‘Kazakov, you out there?’

‘Ahh,’ Kazakov answered jubilantly. ‘What’s this I hear about you abandoning us for a lady friend?’

The episode was embarrassing and James was in two minds about telling the truth.

‘She had a sting in the tail,’ James said reluctantly. ‘Army Intelligence identified me from the base surveillance video. I ended up with three female intel officers holding me down and threatening all sorts of horrible and nasty things.’

Kazakov snorted and it sounded like several cherubs were laughing in the background. ‘Suckered by a pretty lady! All that experience, all that training and you fall for a femme fatale: the oldest trick in the book.’

‘She threatened to burn me with some probe,’ James complained.
‘Totally
out of order.’

‘Old General Shirley started getting desperate at the end,’ Kazakov laughed. ‘Did you catch their names? I’ll be sure to complain about their conduct in my official report.’

‘Land, Sahlin and Jones,’ James said. ‘Sahlin was the boss. So whereabouts are you now?’

‘I’m up here with the base commander, waiting for Shirley to arrive. Can’t wait till he gets here and tries to wheedle his way out of this mess.’

‘Isn’t he there?’ James asked.

‘Little Kevin got him with a grenade.’ Kazakov laughed some more. ‘He didn’t have goggles, so he’s getting cleaned up.’

Up to this point, James hadn’t made the link between the uniformed general who’d briefed them in the stadium and the flabby fellow sat in the next chair along, who was now glowering at him.

‘Gimme that,’ General Shirley shouted, practically ripping the handset from James’ hand. ‘Kazakov, you cheat, don’t think you’re getting away with this!’

‘General,’ Kazakov answered warmly. ‘I always enjoy duelling with a worthy adversary. Of course, when one isn’t around I’m almost as happy to wipe out a turd like you.’

James fought the urge to laugh out loud.

‘Six million dollars’ worth of drones!’ Shirley shouted. ‘That’s not in the playbook, Kazakov. Are you out of your mind?’

‘We sent five teenagers up there,’ Kazakov bragged. ‘A boy scout troop! You had nothing but a couple of engineers guarding your most valuable intelligence asset.’

‘And this goddamn laxative thing is degrading and depraved,’ Shirley yelled. ‘Sewage backed up, men excreting into their own helmets.’

Kazakov growled, which sounded kind of like a cat purring as it came through the radio at James’ end. ‘War is about finding your opponent’s weakest link and exploiting it. There aren’t any rules, General, there isn’t a playbook. Without clean water, an army’s dead on its feet. Didn’t they teach you that at military school?’

‘Kazakov, I’ve been involved in war games for more than thirty years and I’ve never seen this kind of back-handed sneakery.’

‘You know what your problem is, Shirley?’ Kazakov shouted back. ‘When you were at West Point Academy polishing your shiny shoes and studying books, I was in Afghanistan. Minus fifteen, ankle deep in trenches filled with frozen mud and other men’s filth, fighting against guerrillas who’d eat their own grandmothers if they thought it would give them an edge. War is mean and nasty. When you fight, you fight to win. There’s no playbook in war, General. Forget humanitarian, forget rules of engagement and demilitarised zones and food drops. That’s why you Yanks lost in Vietnam; that’s why you got your asses kicked in Iraq.’

‘We won the cold war,’ General Shirley growled. ‘We kicked your communist asses. And you talk about Afghanistan; didn’t the Russians lose that war too?’

‘The army didn’t lose it,’ Kazakov shouted. ‘Politicians lost it!’

At this point a fresh voice came over the radio. ‘General Shirley, this fighting is pointless,’ Base Commander General O’Halloran said calmly. ‘Right now we have a thousand troops, eight thousand civilians on the payroll and the world’s most expensive military training facility at a standstill. I suggest that we meet at twenty-two hundred hours in my office and discuss a strategy to restart the exercise from scratch with a revised scenario.’

‘I’ll be there,’ Shirley growled. ‘But I’m not working with that Russian. I don’t want my men exposed to his illegitimate tactics and I want him off this base.’

‘Let’s not make any hasty decisions,’ General O’Halloran said.

James smiled as he heard Kazakov shouting, ‘I’m not a Russian, I’m a bloody Ukrainian,’ in the background.

A blast of static came across the radio. General Shirley moved to hand it back to James but at the last minute he threw it hard at the wall, shattering the plastic case. He then stood up sharply and grabbed the bin liner containing his stained clothes.

The medical orderly turned anxiously towards him. ‘General, we need to ensure that your eyes are—’

‘I can see fine,’ the general growled, as he stormed around to the end of the partition and pushed his way to the front of the queue for shower cubicles.

Technically Shirley was subordinate to the orders of all permanent Fort Reagan staff for the duration of the training exercise, but nobody was inclined to mess with him. Before stepping into the first available cubicle, the red-faced general turned back and recognised several of his men in the queue behind him.

‘There’s a kid on the other side of that partition,’ Shirley said furiously. ‘Cropped hair, blue eyes, no more than sixteen years old. He’s the reason you’ve all been spending so much time on the toilet in the last few hours. Be sure to pass on your appreciation, won’t you?’

James squirmed on his damp plastic seat as powerfully built soldiers thumped on the far side of the partition and threatened a variety of things ranging from arse whippings to castration and a
good old-fashioned pipe beating.

‘Dead meat,’ one of them shouted as he pounded the boards so hard that the whole wall shuddered.

James had made a few enemies in his time, but having a whole battalion of soldiers on his back was a first, and he didn’t like it one bit.

34. RISK
 

Kevin, Lauren and Rat, along with a bunch of SAS officers and some other insurgents, hung around in a reception area outside General Shirley’s command room. They sat on plastic chairs, shuffling feet, yawning and being careful not to use the water in case any trace of Phenolphthalein laxative remained in the pipes.

The air outside was heavy with the smell of disinfectant. Soldiers queued up to receive rehydration medicine and anti-diarrhoea drugs helicoptered in from a hospital in Las Vegas. The least seriously affected were already well enough to resume light duties and had begun cleaning up the camp, while a crew of engineers responsible for maintaining Fort Reagan’s facilities worked to unblock the sewage system and mop up any overflows.

Beyond the army base, the rumour Kazakov started that all civilians would be sent home with a full two weeks’ pay had led to jubilation, only to turn into bitterness and vandalism when it was quashed.

Inside the command room Mac joined Kazakov, Base Commander O’Halloran, General Shirley and several junior officers. Messengers came and went, trying to get updates from medical staff and engineers on how soon it would be before all soldiers were back to full health and base facilities were in good enough shape for a training exercise.

It was close to midnight by the time everyone agreed that a revised mission scenario would be devised and a fresh ten-day exercise would start in forty-eight hours. But Kazakov and General Shirley were at each other’s throats.

Kazakov said that Shirley was a sore loser. Shirley said that Kazakov had fought dirty and endangered the health of his men. Shirley and Base Commander O’Halloran were both one star generals, but as Base Commander O’Halloran had the final call.

O’Halloran hadn’t been impressed with Shirley’s command skills, nor with the fact that Kazakov’s unorthodox strategies had wrecked both the drones, the expensive aerodrome in which they were housed and the sewage system.

In the end his diplomatic solution was to restart the exercise from scratch. Two of Shirley’s deputies would take charge of the opposing sides, Shirley would stay on as a non-participating observer and Kazakov would be asked to leave the base.

‘Bastards,’ Kazakov shouted, waking Lauren and several others from a daze as he opened the doors of the command room with an explosive kick. At the last moment he doubled back and ripped the surveillance device stuck to the side of a computer monitor before waggling it under Shirley’s nose.

‘You see that?’ Kazakov smiled. ‘Another of your little mistakes. I heard every command. I knew every order before your own men did.’

Shirley looked battered. He knew there would be an investigation into the conduct of the exercise and the cost of damages. Even if it concluded that Kazakov’s tactics somehow breached Fort Reagan rules, the General was still going to end up looking bad after his battalion had been defeated by a much smaller and less capable force.

‘Why don’t you go back to Russia where you belong?’ Shirley hissed, before swinging a crazy punch.

At forty-nine, Kazakov was only a year younger than the general, but unlike the portly American he kept in shape and was fitter than most men half his age. He ducked beneath the swinging arm before giving Shirley a push that made him overbalance and topple forwards into a desk, snapping an LCD monitor from its base and sending a stack of papers to the floor.

Kazakov grabbed a plastic clipboard and swatted the panting general’s bald head with it, before emptying a pot filled with pens and pencils over his head.

‘Fill in your forms, General,’ Kazakov glowered. ‘Push your pens, but don’t try pretending that you’re a soldier. Real soldiers end up dead because of decisions made by buffoons like you.’

Mac and the base commander followed Kazakov out into the lobby area.

O’Halloran eyeballed Kazakov. ‘Get your things and head out to the reception point. There’s a black sedan car in bay three-sixteen. Reception has the key, tell me where you park it when you fly out and we’ll have someone to collect it from the airport.’

Kazakov looked startled. ‘Can’t I stay overnight? I’ve barely slept in two days and we’re four hours from Vegas.’

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